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I really hope Bishop Oyedepo had nothing to do with this

Acts 12:23
Instantly, an angel of the Lord struck Herod with a sickness, because he accepted the people's worship instead of giving the glory to God. So he was consumed with worms and died.

NobleAngell: Well u tried, not bad @ allllllll.

NobleAngell: Yeah. Well, its not bad anyway.

So good you said it twice

This is the song I'll be singing when I'm in paradise:

I'm a millionaire
I'm a millionaire
My Father is rich in houses and land
And I'm his heir

I'm a millionaire
I'm a millionaire
I'm a multi-multi-multi-millionaire!

Delafruita: a business partner made me promise to attend his church.he happens to be the "GO".a few hours of this torture is a small price to pay for a good business relationship

But why sell your soul? You should stand on your principles. Tell the G.O. straight "Your business relationship means Jack-All. I'm not coming to church. You either give me the contract or you don't".

Instead of incurring His wrath.

[quote author=Area_boy]You quote the wrong person mate.[/quote]Thank you. I thought I was going senile for a moment

Omo Alata: The warning was about the bed

For those who need to visit specsavers This is what I wrote. No where have I advocated that the man of God gave a prophecy. KMT!!!!!

brinell: Didn't you read that it was not a prohecy, but an advice.

OMG!! Where in this thread have I said it was a prophecy? I think I wrote "the WARNING" not the prophecy. So, who has egg on their face now?

Negro1: its funny i merely forgt to laugh

T'is alright. I've got loads of fans laughing away

NobleAngell: Nah, i dont fink so. Scroll up and read d comments yourslf.

I've read 'em all. I mean, look at how many views. It's a popular thread

freecocoa: LWKM4H=

Laugh wan kill me 4 here o

Thanks. I get it now

NobleAngell: Is it just me, or is dis a senseless thread?

It's just you. The thread is very sensible

Typing in capitals on the internet means you are shouting. Typing in capitals AND bold means you are screaming. Etiquette please

diluminati: Omo alata illiteraco hope you gat sum edukashon

What you picking on me for? KMT

For those against:-

So, if you pray, "Every satanic prayer against my life, backfire!!" and it backfires and say the person prayed that you should die, but because you backfired the evil prayer, they died instead, is that still bad?

Izecson3D: Like mother like daughter

LWKM4H means Like Mother Like Daughter How do you work that out?

mkmyers45: Kindly provide the answer

No!!!

diluminati: and so what? Illiteraco. Una nor go kill me oh

You will kill yourself

The truth is, only Jesus himself could say for sure.

Jenwitemi: Man is nothing without his creator, you are quite right. Now comes the shocker, the creator is nothing without it's creation.

God can raise up stones to praise & worship Him. Now, there's the shocker!!!

mkmyers45: and every bad gift comes from?

Is this a trick question?

When my heart is overwhelmed
Lead me to the Rock
that is Higher than I
that is Higher than I

wisestfool: LWKM4H.......

What does this mean? Haven't seen it used elsewhere on the internet except Nairaland so must be a Nigerian thing

Osahon7: So?

I'm no newbie

sniperwolf: what's up with Nairaland newbies and front page

Time registered: May 23, 2010

Put that in your pipe and smoke it

Jentiliti: What do you have to say about man's making it without God

James 1:17

King James Version (KJV)

17 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.James 1:17

alienware: My computer has been on for complete 9 months on my table

The warning was about the bed

manny4life: A witch is a witch, that you take your physical form to do spiritual evil does not exonerate you whether you're my friend, brother, uncle, father or anyone else.

Exactly. They know what they did (in the spiritual) when they are back in the physical and if they want to get out of it, can easily go to a fire church to beg for help.

Songs

Evil arrows go back to your sender
Evil arrows go back to your sender

Any powers standing in my way
Fall down and die
Any powers standing in my way
Fall down and die

Strongman
Submit your powers
Stongman
Submit your powers

Satan commot for road O
I no get break O
If I jam you
You go die

These are brilliant warfare songs my people

Azumy: kilo nkooo? Wetin u dey wryt? speak in english abegi!

It is English, mon amie. The more hits I get on this thread, the sooner I'll be promoted from front page news to trending

During my wedding, we received loads of glasses: tall glasses, short glasses, wine glasses, beer glasses, drinking glasses, flutes, green glasses

I think everyone thought they'd be unique. Even after 5 kids who have each smashed their own share of glasses, we still have a cupboard full

Shall I just say I scrolled right down to the end without reading any of it as I don't want to start following some superstition I've never heard of

Haba musKeeto - what are you on?