₦airaland Forum

Joagbaje: a child of God cant be cursed except he put himself under a curse

And if he does get cursed, the curse returns back to sender by fire by fire

diluminati: Gosh forbid. You want them to ban the church?

Ban the entire church 'cos I wore trousers? I shall not be remembered for evil O Amen

I'll never put a man's d1ck in my mouth for love or war. No way jose

Ihedinobi: Before I say anything further, let me tell you that I'm a Christian. I was born into the House of God a little over five and a half years ago.

For someone who is only 5½ years old, you talk sense

[size=14pt]Ecclesiastes 7:17[/size]

King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?

New International Version (©1984)
Do not be overwicked, and do not be a fool--why die before your time?

If you die before your time, you are a FOOL. And what does the Bible say about the fools?

A fool takes no pleasure in understanding

fools despise wisdom and instruction

A fool's lips walk into a fight

A fool gives full vent to his spirit

Lord Babs: get thee behind me troll!

On the last day
On the last day
Only true believers
Shall be raptured

This is the day that the Lord has made, and I will rejoice and be glad in it. Amen.

Joshua 24:15

King James Version (KJV)

15 And if it seem evil unto you to serve the Lord, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

mallorca: May God see you tru

Amen

Princek12: If you are suffering from noassatall syndrome, how do you fix that?

If you mean you are not blessed with a huge bottom, it's genetic. If you mean, you can't find a woman, then change your tactic (or toothpaste)

ezeagu: Why is it only Nigerians that suffer from "spiritual husbands"?

This white woman sleeps with an alien/spirit husband ........ and enjoys it.

http://www.crystalinks.com/aliensex.html

So is it a coincidence that when I tithe, I get blessed and on the months I do not tithe, I lack?

It's a genuine question

If pastor's are intentionally deceiving people etc, surely they'll get their just desserts on that day!

All other ground is sinking sand

Imeobong: The old man then said, the Arch Angel was told to blow the trumpet last 2 weeks sunday (15/7/2012),but Jesus went and covered the mouth of the trumpet, and the old man disappeared . This is a true life story

To end the world?

Skii: But what exactly is the criteria for working for God in His house? and who sets it?

We have different gifts, according to the grace given us. If a man's gift is prophesying, let him use it in proportion to his faith. If it is serving, let him serve; if it is teaching, let him teach; if it is encouraging, let him encourage; if it is contributing to the needs of others, let him give generously; if it is leadership, let him govern diligently; if it is showing mercy, let him do it cheerfully. (NIV, Romans 12:5-8

Orikinla: Oh, God! Have mercy on us and don't let evil doers waste the precious life you have given us and saved by the precious innocent blood of your only begotten Son, Jesus Christ our Lord and Messiah.

Amen my brother.

I hope you are fully recovered.

LeoMax: Please candid Advise is needed:

My fiancee of 4yrs

When are you going to make a honest woman out of her? 4 years!!!

What shall we do today?
today o
I will lift up my voice in Praise
For I know
You are always there for me
Almighty God
You are my all in All
No matter what I face
When trouble comes my way
I will praise your name

luvola: @ omo alata - the g.o just opined that today. Let see what will happen next week sunday .

Yeah we'll see but if they make it a rule, I'll desist but I find it hypocritical that I'll wear trousers outside of church but not in church. It's our 'uniform' per se in the UK. Even old ladies clad trousers over here

Our aso oke here is jeans

MFM.
It was awesome, as usual.
Prayer warrior

Even David Cameron takes holidays abroad

luvola: in a live broadcast today in church, dr olukoya lament the high increase of ladies wearing trousers to church and warn that they will not allow any lady that do not cover her hair and/or who wear trouser into church henceforth. He warned that it either you obey or move to another church that allow it.

OMG. I broke both rules today. I wore trousers and did not tie a scarf. I was in a MFM branch in London but the pastor did not say anything. Do you think it'll spread to the UK?

ijawkid: Kumuyi is kinda on the simple side...he isn't as extravagant as his colleagues......

I think the G.O. of Mountain of fire is the same unless una know differently?

We also never ate it

I recently joined the prayer warriors. I want my prayers to shake the earth

wikipedia says Dapo Daniel Oyebanjo (popularly known as D'banj, born June 9, 1980), is a Nigerian singer-songwriter and harmonica player.

Still doesn't tell me much about him lol

Cooking fork - because it can be used for ANY job in the kitchen. My ex could sleep with anyone. He ran off with my friend, then ran off with her friend. Karma

Who is this D'banj? I've seen him mentioned a lot on nairaland. Pardon my ignorance but I don't live in Nigeria I suppose I could simply google him