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Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Guys Are Ugly; Checked Their Profiles by OneNaija(m): 12:56pm On May 19, 2009
@ Obj stella.  U miss your name correctly.try figure what root you from maybe your mother lie to your invisible father he is responsible for her pregnancy.Na Obj na sweep your mother. na true. look as you resemble obj. take my advice go ask your mother again. you fit hammer ooo becos obj na rich man. stupid girl.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Guys Are Ugly; Checked Their Profiles by OneNaija(m): 12:41pm On May 19, 2009
@STELARTOIS hahahahahah  You see Don. come to Ghana and find out about the Don. Naija number one guy. charlie me nur dey talk lie ooo. come check out my home. You nur near my level and me n your level nur dey dis same class. Nur lie to yourself. because you a prostitute who cross red sea to seek greener pasture. My friend i hope say you don settle dose who carry you cross sea oo. I be big time boy for Accra and naija go check my house for naija. i am the highest. am comfortable. check my profile my babe pictures is there and beside I m ready married. so stop wasting your time because i am just kidding with thonia lol. try to fit your face becos na prastic surgery good to fit those nasty look. check out your tommy try to do something about it. check my profile you go see if you fit reach my babe. then i go give free hand.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Guys Are Ugly; Checked Their Profiles by OneNaija(m): 11:46am On May 19, 2009
why una dey waste time they follow stupid beast they talk.without make up. U be obj daughter. stupid girl
TravelRe: New Hope For Travel To Abroad by OneNaija(m): 11:44am On May 19, 2009
@Baba_Dibia Baba I greet you ooo. You are too much. Baba na one thing I want make you do for me. I nur visa or go anywhere. I just want you to kills my list below:


yara dua
Adeseye Ogunlewe
Ganiyu Ogunleye (NDIC)
Bode George
Sarunmi
Obasanjo
Tafa Balogun
Gbenga Alukohuh
Etteh
Fani Kayode
Borishade
Speaker Bankole
Sunday Ehindero
Iyabo Obasanjo
Senator Nwabara
El Rufai
Peter Odili
Lucky Igbinedion
Alamsco
Goodluck
Tafa
Ibori
Iwu


If you can kill those peoples I am ready to pay you any amount.Just name it.
PoliticsRe: Vote For Your Best Nairalander Member.post His Name. by OneNaija(op): 11:38am On May 19, 2009
Wetin i do you ikeyman. na bad thing to vote for i_laugh.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Guys Are Ugly; Checked Their Profiles by OneNaija(m): 11:02am On May 19, 2009
Who tell you this monkey Banana. Nur let any body lie to you because they just want to use you and throw you for shit . check my profile to see my Ghana babe.She pass you hundred time far far. go sit down one place. becos i dey play with thonia you dey say I be fools. Idiot.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland. by OneNaija(op): 10:57am On May 19, 2009
@eyonigger try to be polite abeg. If she nur fine for your eye leave am for me.abeg you nur insult again if not na your papa and mama i go send bomb give him.thanks
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Guys Are Ugly; Checked Their Profiles by OneNaija(m): 10:48am On May 19, 2009
@STELARTOIS  You nur be my type of girl because you lack something. Your head don commot from the shape wen suppose to dey. Your Tommy Oh my God I cant believe that a human being Tommy or a goat or rat Jesus Christ help me.tell me your occupation I think it na Prostitute you bi. I hope not ooo. because the way I dey see you, You resemble one ooo. abeg try find your type becos you lack something. I will advice to go for surgery maybe it can help reshape your face. asshole.No wonder she dey jealousy wen I say i love Thonia she dey call me Fools. so you they find man.You are a waste of humanity.


@thoniaslims so you run abi. You nur won marry fine bobo like me.nothing do me oo. I dey correct wel well.I am fit and comfortable No yawa.abeg come make we discuss nur mine those hater. na me and you today.
PoliticsVote For Your Best Nairalander Member.post His Name. by OneNaija(op): 10:34am On May 19, 2009
Me I vote for i_Laugh That Guy is Incredible.He always putting thing right on track. I vote for him.
BusinessRe: Ghanaians Fear Nigerian Domination Of Economy –minister by OneNaija(m): 10:24am On May 19, 2009
Charlie do what? Why you peoples calling them charlie. ah de. ma pashur oh ye.
PoliticsRe: Fashola Is A Capitalist, Too Many Capital Intensive Projects, Pls Come Down. by OneNaija(m): 9:38am On May 19, 2009
@9jaganja becos he stole your family land that mean an angel is now a satan abi? Witch na dey worried you well well. idiot
PoliticsLagos Set To Build Refinery. by OneNaija(op): 11:17pm On May 18, 2009
Lagos Set to Build Refinery

Ekene Okoro

14 May 2009
Lagos — Lagos State Government is to build a modular refinery capable of processing between 12,000 and 15,000 barrels of crude oil per day.

State Commissioner for Waterfront Infrastructure Development, Adesegun Oniru, who disclosed this during a ministerial briefing to herald the second anniversary of the Babatunde Fashola administration, added that his ministry is understudying similar projects in other states of the federation to understand the modalities involved.

He added that the step was in anticipation of the discovery of oil and gas in Lagos State.

He said the project would gulp about $10 million and that it would have capacity of providing employment for over 5,000 workers when completed.

Oniru did not give details of the quantity of oil and gas deposit in the state but assured that a consultant, Moban Limited, has been engaged to monitor and assess the status of the state.

According to him, the consultant is saddled with the task of monitoring oil block allotments within the jurisdiction of the state and ensure that the operators fulfil their statutory obligations, create a geological/ geophysical databank for the state and source for indigenous/foreign technical partners that will work with the state government in timely exploration of the vacant blocks.

He stated that his ministry was poised to make Lagos a mineral producing state soonest.

While commenting on the activities of his ministry in the last one year, Oniru said 51 persons were arrested for illegal dredging activities along Badagry, Ikorodu and Ajah axis and prosecuted accordingly.

He reiterated the state government's embargo on illegal dredging and issuance of permit for dredging activities, just as he added that Governor Babatunde Fashola has endorsed an enabling law that empowers his ministry to arrest and prosecute anybody engaging in dredging along the waterfronts without permit.

The commissioner, who also spoke on the extent of work at the "Eko Atlantic City", said once completed it will accommodate about 250,000 people while 200,000 commuters are expected to flow daily to the city to work.

He added that the city will combine residential, commercial and financial tourist accommodation and would be serviced by state-of-the-art and high-tech infrastructure.

On plans to arrest the activities of illegal extension beyond allotted space by allotees on shoreline, Oniru said a proposal has been made for a new policy on waterfront land administration.

Copyright © 2009 Daily Independent. All rights reserved. Distributed by AllAfrica Global Media (allAfrica.com).

PoliticsRe: Can Nigeria Bear Anymore Of This Madness? by OneNaija(m): 10:08pm On May 18, 2009
@all I dey feel your pain. Make we plan on something. cant we plan on something together. I don't know why you guy are Afraid. come on let plan. I can come to Nigeria to assist on something if needed .I am seek and tired. I don't know where i can get some powerful thing to destroy those shameless slowpoke.
PoliticsLagos To Compel Landlords To Paint Structures On Highways. by OneNaija(op): 9:55pm On May 18, 2009
Property owners whose structures are on major highways in Lagos State are now required to put them in good shape by regularly applying coats of paints on them in order to complement the government‘s environmental beautification programme.
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Muiz Banire

By way of courtesy, the government, through the Ministry of the Environment, has written letters of appeal to the owners of structures, which exteriors are considered not to be in ideal states to give them a facelift.

Speaking at a press conference on the second year anniversary of the Governor Babatunde Fashola‘s administration on Wednesday, the Commissioner for the Environment, Dr. Muiz Banire, said that the government decided to take this action because of its belief in persuasion and collaboration with members of the public to achieve maximum goals with minimal enforcement.

He said that sections 1, 5, 6, 34 and 36 of the Certificate of Occupancy had placed the responsibility of maintaining both the interior and exterior of properties on the owners, noting that it had expressly implied and consented to and had to be carried out for such property owners to continue to enjoy the right of ownership.

The painting exercise, according to him, had commenced and it is expected that significant change will be noticed in the next 90 days when the first set of notices would have expired.

Speaking on the ministry‘s efforts to encourage the turning of wastes into useful products, Banire said that the suitability of the compost being produced by Earthcare Nigeria Limited at the Odogunyan, Ikorodu waste-to-wealth facility had been confirmed by the Ministry of Agriculture and Cooperatives after composition analysis by a research institute, noting that the product was now being aggressively marketed to farmers and contractors handling beautification projects across the state.

To facilitate the establishment of more waste-to-wealth plants, Banire said that a standing technical committee comprising representatives of the ministries of Environment, Works and Infrastructure, Economic Planning and Budget, Agriculture and Cooperatives and the New Towns Development Authority, Office of the Surveyor-General, Lagos Waste Management Authority and Lands Bureau had been inaugurated.

The commissioner said that the committee had concluded the appraisal of about 67 proposals and invited 38 proponents of waste-to-wealth plants for technical presentation, noting that the recommendations of the committee to process agreements with four companies and sign Memorandum of Understanding with eight companies, three out of which should be allocated land for the proposed projects had been approved.
BusinessRe: Ghanaians Fear Nigerian Domination Of Economy –minister by OneNaija(m): 8:50pm On May 18, 2009
Well I don't blame those country i blame Our Bad Leader.We have good peoples that work outside Nigeria. They are bless and talented.Check out every companies that work here in Ghana. they are almostly own by Nigerians or Lebanon or Asia. Believe me Nigeria are bless We just need a good Leader who will take us forward. Nigeria Hurricane is Leadership.
BusinessRe: Ghanaians Fear Nigerian Domination Of Economy –minister by OneNaija(m): 7:34pm On May 18, 2009
Ghanaian they don't like Nigeria because we trade on their business and work places. I have gotten the job which a Ghana man needed because he does not have the skills that I have so they grant me the job one hand by a white man, the best club I give it to Nigerians and Banks and other thing you can think of , Nigeria have already develop Ghana Believe me or not they are jobless like most Nigerians in Lagos then the later News they are Into 419, crime if you don't believe me then come to Ghana just try to visit any of their Internet center you will see what i am talking about. so you can see where this Jealousy come from. Their girls are so cheap I am even tired of them. they hate Nigerians so deeply but you wont believe it. but Life goes on because i don't give a damn about any body.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland. by OneNaija(op): 3:19pm On May 18, 2009
@amebo no1. wetin dey worry you sef. check my date and time I have spent online in nairaland. e bi like say na cybercafe i dey stupid person. I think you don drive thonia away. anyway I go find her where ever she dey i will still get her.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland. by OneNaija(op): 2:00pm On May 18, 2009
@Thonia make I drive go market first go buy food stuff. I m lonely since. anyway Nur mind those jealousy. I be fine bobby and correct.Nothing do me. Nur worry I fit handle you. later brb in a moment.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland. by OneNaija(op): 1:53pm On May 18, 2009
@STELARTOIS  Why u dey call me fool Na? Abi becos i nur toast you.come let me tell you I am bigger than that oo. Listen You need to think straight because I dont want your type period.


@all I nur post this because of Una if una find it funny better leave here. just me and her. Aprokon.Amebo like you. who tell you to jusk mouth put. Fire go burn you.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland. by OneNaija(op): 1:40pm On May 18, 2009
Thonia If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart,
the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again, If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice in my ear even dose I have never speak to you before for you hold the key to my happiness,
and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence here in Nairaland has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve,
If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for you, if only you knew. please guy you don't have any idea How i feel for this girl. she might think am joking or playing well I am serious. It sound crazy but i like dat. Thonia just give me the chance to talk to you. just for once. If so I will leave you with the rest because No more disturb thank you.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland. by OneNaija(op): 1:29pm On May 18, 2009
How will I prove the love I have for you his real? tell me. I am i really doing this. Well I believe in myself.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland. by OneNaija(op): 1:19pm On May 18, 2009
Thonia As i dey express my feeling for you think say na wayo. I be hot cake oo. abeg nur leave me now.my heart now totally have found someone who i truly deeply love. stop acting. Na so una dey do. that why i dey tired of Nigeria girls sef. wetin. I dey love you na war front.haba
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland. by OneNaija(op): 1:16pm On May 18, 2009
Leave her alone. If am scam na your problem. abeg thonia. I they think you be my lost love. Now i don find you. I wont let you go.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland. by OneNaija(op): 1:13pm On May 18, 2009
am just kidding na. I nur get babe for na.We need to talk. I am serious well if you are not serious i will understand anyway.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland. by OneNaija(op): 1:11pm On May 18, 2009
Na Lie. That one Na fat Lie. my mind nur dey lie. You dont have a boyfriend. come on. just email me I will tell you about me. stop this ppl. I cant go somewhere else na u i want.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland. by OneNaija(op): 1:08pm On May 18, 2009
please please stop all this she is shy now. please talk to me alone. dont let those hater discourage you. I can travell anywhere because of you. I believe you are real.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland. by OneNaija(op): 1:03pm On May 18, 2009
@ThoniaSlim  Nur mind them jare .na Jealousy.abeg try email me or meet me online make wen talk. my email dey my profiles. I get babe sha but you na d highest believe or not.

@T Lady Thanks you God bless you. Person fit meet love anyway. a bi na crime?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland. by OneNaija(op): 1:00pm On May 18, 2009
Wetin dey worry una na? I nur say make una post. help me tell her I am looking for her. I believe she is real. believe me or not. forget the fact there is fake. I believe she is real. please tell her I need to talk to her. just email me.
PoliticsRe: Rigging A Good President Into Office. by OneNaija(m): 12:44pm On May 18, 2009
@Poster. If I will agree with you on that. I think It wont work either because Where you have 1% Good peoples with 99 % Bad peoples around them. I don't think it will work.
FamilyRe: How Can I Say No To This Babe Without Offending Her by OneNaija(m): 12:36pm On May 18, 2009
@ThoniaSlim  I have been looking for you ever since. let me know you are still there. Waiting,
PoliticsRe: Construction Work On Eko Atlantic City To Commence Soon. by OneNaija(op): 11:26am On May 18, 2009
I truly believe Fashola Is suitable for President. Thanks
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am In Love With Thoniaslim In Nairaland. by OneNaija(op): 11:19am On May 18, 2009
What kind of Stupid question is that? Can you see when someone is in Love?

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