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Foreign AffairsRe: Catastrophic Flooding In Libya: 2,000 People Feared Dead by Onionstew: 11:40am On Sep 12, 2023
nlfpmod:
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/09/11/africa/libya-flooding-storm-daniel-climate-intl/index.html
Owu for all those bearing Daniel o



Why people dey carry name floads, hurricane typhoons, human being name sefhuh The matter tire me o
CrimeRe: Assassins Shoot Rev Samuel Chinyereugo, Kill His Wife Peace In Edo Church by Onionstew: 9:21pm On Aug 19, 2023
timiade446:
Ehhh😰😰😰


Netflix premium access for sale

Just 1k

Check my signature for my WhatsApp
How them take dey check signature sef
HealthRe: Ask The Eye Doctor Any Problem Concerning The Eyes by Onionstew: 5:52pm On Aug 11, 2023
drsteroid:
I am an Eye doctor, I discovered through clinical experience that most Patients don't really know about some basic things and problems affecting the eyesn and these has led to simple eye problems being seen as complicated and frightening to most patients and they don't really know how to go about it. There are some eye problems that are hereditary,which requires normal routine eye examinations but due to ignorance most patients tend to lose their sight to eye problems that could have been prevented. I want to use this opportunity to enlighten us and provide solutions to problems affecting the eyes,in line with WHO Vision 2020-Right to sight for all, so all questions concerning the eyes are welcomed
Please please can i have a number to call?
CelebritiesRe: Kanye West & Wife Bianca Walk Barefooted In Italy (Photos) by Onionstew: 11:47pm On Aug 05, 2023
Kanye be like: babe, i dey crase o, you go crase with me?




grin
PoliticsRe: Any Rerun Election Should Be Between Atiku And I - Tinubu Tells Court by Onionstew: 7:31pm On Jul 23, 2023
adekolaelect:
Oga ... Obi is not valid to be among the candidate if rerun is eventually needed.
Reason beinghuh
EducationRe: Where Is The Ball Placed? by Onionstew: 11:13pm On Jul 15, 2023
beautyhd:
If you are good in English language, help out.
Its sitting on the second level of the table
PoliticsRe: We Will Increase Tariff From July 1 - AEDC Alerts Customers by Onionstew: 10:32pm On Jun 25, 2023
fergie001:
SOURCE
EVERYBODY GO SOLAR/INVERTER AS YOUR POWER REACH
They cannot come and kii us with tarrif
HealthRe: Help On Permanent Cure For Bad Breath by Onionstew: 9:27pm On Jun 24, 2023
princeade86:
Pls what's the best way to cure peptic ulcer. All our hospital are just complicating themselves with different drugs. Have took so many drugs, will reduce, but will still come back.
NSPPD/7amFirePrayers on youtube. What God Cannot Do Does Not Exist
HealthRe: Help On Permanent Cure For Bad Breath by Onionstew: 9:19pm On Jun 24, 2023
CapitalHYC:
This works like magic , Pure honey with Lime
with warm water, Gaggle enough quantity , morning and night .
Gaggle and swallow or gaggle and spit out?
CultureRe: Let Have Some Fun Mention One "Pidgin Proverbs" You Know? by Onionstew: 9:01pm On Jun 22, 2023
Long throat no good o, wayo na sabotage, if you no fit helep nigeria na your fault be that

Do anyhow, you go see anyhow..

grin
CultureRe: Let Have Some Fun Mention One "Pidgin Proverbs" You Know? by Onionstew: 8:57pm On Jun 22, 2023
Breadandpeppers:
Person wey pour raw garri inside beans chop suppose know say im sheet go strong
Na lie, my own no strong grin grin




One more word from you grin[center][/center]
CultureRe: Let Have Some Fun Mention One "Pidgin Proverbs" You Know? by Onionstew: 8:55pm On Jun 22, 2023
Rikze:
shocked



Na from clap dance dey take start.


Person size no dey determine the size of im sh!t


When poor man drink garri dem go say na hunger cause am, but if big man drink garri dem go say na wetin hungry-am.
My cousin would say "na from clap we dey enter dance"
TravelRe: Dozens Killed As Migrant Boat Capsizes Off Greece by Onionstew: 9:14am On Jun 15, 2023
inoki247:
Eh eh na Capsizing week Nigeria just lost 103 also...



Why're people failing to put on Life Jacket dem get two life or what....
Life jacket or not... I no dey enter boat... My fobia for water no be here angry
FamilyRe: Urgent Advice Needed To Protect My Mum From Depression. by Onionstew: 12:10pm On Jun 13, 2023
Kobojunkie:
You don't seem to be paying God at all. He said He does not answer the prayers of the unrighteous — not even their pleas for forgiveness are answered by Him —because the sins of the unrighteous stand between them and God, and as such when an unrighteous asks God for even forgiveness, God does not grant it because the request is an abomination to God. He is the same God of Abraham, David, and even Jesus Christ, so why not? They all had to first become righteous before God then answered their prayers, even their pleas for forgiveness, so what makes you think God changed His mind where you are? undecided

2. Jesus Christ never said any of what you claim at all. So your knowledge of Him — Jesus Christ— is seriously flawed, I am afraid. undecided
No one can pay God ooo
. Im done with you b4 you will let me sin against God.
FamilyRe: Urgent Advice Needed To Protect My Mum From Depression. by Onionstew: 4:20pm On Jun 12, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Seek forgiveness? Lol... not even close. Before he can go to God, He has to become born-again and then begin to properly seek first the Kingdom of God(Holiness) followed by God's Righteousness, in order that all these things -- the blessings and rewards of the Kingdom of God(including answers to prayers) --- can be added onto him. We are talking here of years of diligence. Does that sound to you like a viable solution to this here problem which he has? undecided
You need couching.. If God waited years to answer your prayer after you asked for forgiveness will your kind recognise him as tour God.. Take this home for free, forgivenes goes with giving your life o Jesus
FamilyRe: Urgent Advice Needed To Protect My Mum From Depression. by Onionstew: 12:36pm On Jun 10, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Stop lying to yourself at least! God said He does not answer the prayers of the unrighteous; the prayers, pleas, praises, offerings, good works, etc., of the unrighteous, are tainted by their sins and as such an abomination to God who in turn does not answer them. How can prayers said in unrighteousness work these wonders which you claim? By what power do they do this? undecided

Abeg, make una stop to dey postulate these yeye solutions to problems that instead require practical solutions. OP's mother is depressed. Go to your churches to see many of those there are racked by depression, some of them since they were young, your churches don cure all those ones finish with your many rituals and prescriptions? If you OP wake up tomorrow to hear say him mama don die of heartache, na the same una go tell am then say God's plan is beyond all. undecided
Before you go dey wag your tongue upandan, why not add to the advice given... Of course he has to seek forgiveness from God and live a repentant life..
FamilyRe: Urgent Advice Needed To Protect My Mum From Depression. by Onionstew: 11:27pm On Jun 09, 2023
Blackazuma99:
Good day to everyone in this forum, please I am in desperate need of your advice.

Early 2014 she lost her dad, 2016 she lost her only brother (my uncle) and then the worst happened in 2021,i lost my father which is her husband, and since then God has been faithful, I graduated same year, my elder sister got a good job same year, we got our first family house same with other benefits.

But the problem has been my mum, she's always depressed and always thinking, thinking of my late dad, we have tried our best as the children to make her happy, especially me the first son. Please i need advice on what to do, I really don't want my mother to die of depression 😞.
Prayers work wonders... Dedicate a time regularly, weekly to fast and pray to God committing her into His able hands.. Tell God the changes you wish to see in her and use her as a point of contact to widows facing same plite all over the world especially those of the house hold of fairh... Remember to use bible references in your prayers.. God bless
RomanceRe: Video Of Nigerian Lady Motivating Unfaithful Nigerian Men. by Onionstew: 4:32pm On Jun 06, 2023
EcoBrick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NHEeQDk_h8

Do you agree with her, or not?
Shame on you!! Spreading immorality with your nonsense video... You need God o
FamilyRe: My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by Onionstew: 11:42pm On May 30, 2023
In4matic:
You know very little my good friend
Yes o.

Op should go and read about John the baptist a reincarnate of Elijah or is it Elisha now...
FamilyRe: My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by Onionstew: 11:39pm On May 30, 2023
Kinghenry1315:
As she grow older she will forget it was in the news a boy who claim to be lady Diana incarnate names his two son prince Henry and Harry check the news for more info the more you realize the better God is not going to throw any of his children in hell we reincarnate according to our behavior in past life some as animals or slowpoke that is your own hell there is judgement on earth you come back and face your karma
. Brov, can you please shed more light or direct me to a material i can read.
FamilyRe: My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by Onionstew: 11:35pm On May 30, 2023
anthonyuncle:
if your story is true, you need to ask her more about the past life she's talking about now that she can still remember.
it'll help you and your family.
Very correct and keep us updated biko
FamilyRe: My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by Onionstew: 11:34pm On May 30, 2023
joceey:
Reincarnation is real my brother.
I was reincarnated too.. Its real. Dont be scared..
Ask her to direct you to her former location as she said... Guy, you fit make money for this matter i tell you.
FamilyRe: My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by Onionstew: 11:32pm On May 30, 2023
taylor88:
Pikin wey I go leave run commot from house


If she block door I go brush am enter under fridge


All these people quoting me telling me I’m not a good father yen yen yen

How pikin wey you born go dey tell you she has two mothers and other siblings else where when no be say na group sex you take born am

OP don’t be deceived that pikin senior your grand mother

Carry the pikin go deposit as collateral use am borrow money from UBA

Next time you want to pour sperm inside your wife’s vagina pull out first taste the sperm for your tongue if the sperm taste shrine shrine you pour am for bed

Kuku beg her to dey give you sure odds

OP better be sleeping with cutlass in your hand any funny unusual breeze wey blow around 2am you machete immediately

You fit dey knack your wife thinking she’s sleeping one micro hand go just grab you for blockos
Bros no vex o, but you no well

grin grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lesbian Couple, Dr. Elizabeth And Krystle Ekpo Wed In US (Photos) by Onionstew: 11:01pm On May 17, 2023
saphiere:
Nigerian Lesbian Couple, Dr. Elizabeth Ekpo and Krystle Ekpo, Celebrate Historic Marriage in the U.S



https://www.instagram.com/p/CsWvXReru8X/
Quite repulsive
FoodRe: Hilda Baci Crying As She Breaks Guinness World Record (Video) by Onionstew: 8:24pm On May 15, 2023
Krublog:
Congrats

But can we now move onhuh

Buhari will hand over in a matter of weeks and there are wild political and economic activities going on from the outgoing administration and no one is talking about ithuh
. Things like?
PoliticsRe: Who Else Is Suffering This Light Issues? by Onionstew: 8:54pm On May 05, 2023
Dailyhappenings:
For the past six days, I dont have light in Lagos here. Is there anyone else experiencing it?
We have right now... Its been on and off though here at sangotedo lekki
HealthRe: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by Onionstew: 5:14pm On Apr 24, 2023
Mrwhite09:
thank you but is there no solution to my problem?
I just gave you a solution. Unless you don't believe in the power of God.. I have seen worse cases and that was how the problem was solved... You need to believe God, trust His power and mercy to heal you and be patient... You can also key into the 7am daily NSPPD prayer. On youtube.. Bottom line, you just have to Go to God and sincerely ask for His mercy and trust His unfailing power to heal you..
HealthRe: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by Onionstew: 4:19pm On Apr 23, 2023
Mrwhite09:
my mind is thinking about giving up and end it all. its really not easy for a broke young man to be in this situation i wanna be active and hustle but this condition is pulling me down.
Kill yourself and go to hell.. When you get there, you will prefer all the dieases the world have to offer.. This is my advice.. Get serious with your maker by commiting to his service in church, live a pure life and God will heal you.
FamilyRe: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Onionstew: 7:00pm On Apr 22, 2023
turmacs:
My boyfriends dog

We recently started dating about three months ago. I've visited his house quite a lot but his dog still doesn't like me. I expected after spending that long time with the dog, she would have gotten used to me but no, that dog still holds resentments towards me.

Anytime I come over, it starts barking uncontrollably. We can't even get intimate with peace of mind, it keeps barking at the doorstep while we are having sex in his room.

Until we're done and he (my boyfriend) goes out to attend to her. The dog does not allow me go near him anytime it's around always sitting next to him and growling anytime I'm close by.

I've suggested to him to kill the dog or sell it so i can have peace of mind but he said he loves the dog so much that the dog was his girlfriend before I came into his life as he had not been in any relationship before(I'm his first girl)...

I don't know what to do and I don't want to say I'm beginning to get tired of the relationship but I'm not happy. Had it been the kind of dog self was all this parlour dog or small dogs, I wouldn't have been complaining, but it's all this very big dogs. I think he said the specie is a boa bull or something...

Please I need advice...
No shame bikonu... You are not married to him yet and you are even bold to say you were having sex... Hell is reall o sis.. No one lives forever.. Fear God o
HealthRe: Please Help, My Son Has Dandruff For Over 8years Now by Onionstew: 8:03pm On Apr 19, 2023
deenix:
okay have u tried home made medcine pure honey without any mixture apply it like two times a day on his head morning and night, find better honey not the one with mixtures. Atleast clean the head properly before applying it in northern part of nigeria we mix the honey with something different before applying i will confirm and get back 2 u by 2morrow insha Allah(by God grace)
Please ooo let ant not goan eat out the poor boys brain because of sweet o.. How long the honey should stay should be said... And maybe they can consider the local way of treating the scalp problem babies use to have, called ila.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Weds 70-Year-Old White Woman by Onionstew: 7:49pm On Apr 19, 2023
Rokiat:
Just nasty…..they will marry old azzz pale women but would be saying shit about their own Nigerian women if that is not self hate I don’t know what is.

He needs therapy because this ain’t it.

Just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Where is Dr Umar Johnson when you need him? grin
You spoke ma mind. Thanks
BusinessRe: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Onionstew: 9:48pm On Apr 06, 2023
ogbiwa:
I've just been thinking and I realised that with 1 million naira, you can't:
- buy a house
- buy a decent car
- buy a decent landed property
- construct a proper building foundation
- setup a decent business
- self-fund a proper business idea from zero
- etc

So I realised there are actually Nigerian "millionaires" who can't afford most of the things I listed above (technically, anyone with atleast 1 million Naira is a millionaire, by definition)
So does this mean some of our millionaires here, compared to their counterparts in other countries, are actually considered broke?

Is there something of real value you know can be bought with 1 million Naira that I may have missed? Let me know in the comments. Ogbiwa
Real estate. Co-own / Joint venture. 1M is just right. And it can appreciate after 6 months or a bit more... You can decide to get your profit after 6 months and re invest.

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