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NPFLADMIN:
That's how one idiot told his friend "Should people still be feeding you at this age?"

I know some of such idiots

[quote author=Winterhaven post=129140125][/quote]Oga we the peoples dey wait you o


Yours must solve this problem else

Namaster:
That is NOT the voice of a composed man. It is the voice of a DEFEATED man.

He caught his wife with a strange dick inside her and he's still BEGGING her for a divorce. Also, neither the wife nor her affair partner seemed particularly disturbed.

They acted like the man was just an annoying element that interrupted their sexy time.

Plus, the husband knew the wife was cheating already. It's NOT her first time.

Make sense

ValCon888:
I remember how my mother will be chewing gum, and when I ask her she would tell me she's eating her eyes.

Or how my rascally uncle will take my 50kobo coin and say he wants to plant it for me.

The good old days.

This really cracked me up 🤣

Otulaeke:
I need guidance on how to do this . Will I purr the kaikai on the floor? And is it after I drink then I will purr all on the floor?

Wow, you are very vulnerable to believe in this

NuclearWinter:
I can bet my left ball that that ship was being piloted by a woman.

Oyindamolah:
Do You Regret Leaving Your Lucrative Nigerian Job For Abroad Menial Job


Share your experience with us with all sincerity and give advice ,who knows some people may just need it.
Have you ever left your lucrative Nigerian job be it in the banking, oil and gas, health sector for a menial job overseas & what do you feel about it right now.

We do know that is not that Rossy abroad as no country on earth is filled with milk and honey

Health care aint enough reason?

[quote author=Realtord43 post=129086881][/quote]Are these indigenous languages for each country
Or that of foreign dwellers join?

bobokanis:
@ poster.
I have another version of this healing school.
I have a clse friend who had spent hundreds of thousand of naira on his one ear old daughter who was had kidney problem at the National hospital Abuja.
After months of unending spendings with no improvement at the hospital, he decided to try the healing school of Christ Embassy.
At the healing school after a couple of weeks, the girl was ministered to by Pastor Chris and surprisingly she was healed.
This girl will be 3 yrs old soonest hale, strong and vibrant.
So what do you think about that?
This is not a story, I am a living witness.
You are right to some extent but you are somehow ignorant that your interpretation of faith is based on your feelings rather than what the Word of God teaches.
You are entitled to your opinion but all I know is that your motive for going to the healing school was basically wrong "so Pastor Chris could touch your sick folk!". Does he have to before healing comes?
Finally, if Pastor Chris is trully your role model, father and all those things you called him, I doubt you strongly if he is all these to you. You are definitely one of those who proclaim to be a member of BLW but is actually "completing the square".
To be continued

To be continued......

Ayam waiting for your response ni yn oo

BobbyZrealist:
Shataap Ogah.
Na only you know God.
Fanatic!!

Quiet there!!!!!!!!!

Pls what app can anyone here suggest for downloading books?

Rockyrascal:
When I come across post like this I remember the blessings I got from my grandmother before she breathe her last breathe years ago. She put her hand on my head and said my grandson People will waste their time to read your comments
And today is that day

I do not really understand

Smart

Best self advice ever!

Caaz:
That's scary you know?
Abeg o

If na you them fry for hot oye you no go....?

Caaz:
My sincere apologies to the dodo and fried fish

May Dia souls rest in peace

Nairalander248:
This is real rod they used on your son.

Before I judge this case, answer the following questions;

Is your son stubborn?
Does he steal?
Have you gotten any report about him from school?
What school did you enroll your son in?
Are?
Are the teachers agberos?

Abi them day smoke weed

Some ladies walk like guys (bounce walking.. Its just natural l too. Bone structure i guess..

Just like some have thick voice

OBI Nwan Mama

EreluRoz:
Hmm salivating already with what all these my brothers will gift me on my own day, I'm definitely getting a 🏠. Cars won't move me, I'll inform them before hand 😆. I love gifts no matter how small, just get me gifts, it mustn't be expensive. Package a popcorn 🍿 and gift me and I'll scream in excitement

Oh wow! I have you a gift.... Pls scroll down my dear..







Its a pleasant surprise














🎉((tinubu//🎊

Serial48:
I love local dogs. Keep your international dog opinion to yourself.

My Family just Tripled

Adopt an Ekuke today and let's save this breed.

The ekuke looks beautiful, neat and calm

BondRiv:
The official one is there but you will always find people going through the back door. What are you doing with the unofficial one? It is usually people with questionable characters who indulge in such.

This is exactly why the world is a mess. People deviating from the right part.

Na you sabi

fnep2smooth:
I no get the joke..... Na snoring be the issue cheesy

She never sleep over for the guy house before. ?

No be every woman be olo. Mmh?

Jennyclay:
What is he going to do with it now that he has caught his “devil”

Is he going to kill and eat the poor bird like that broke poverty wretched nairalander who killed and ate owl few days back

Please let the poor bird go, they are God’s creature and not evil spirits or devils.

owl is an harmless animal who goes about living their day to day lives just like we human.

Let it go please!!

Why owl.... Again oo! Be like say witches don find another way to get people... A life for a life

Br4life:
This will not stop lsrael from wining , Israel is a pure country super power Biafra stand with israel

Gods own country

2shure:
I met one of these riff raffs abt last week,driving a Nigerian used c300,no hate on that.me day I'm riding a muscle sports for close to a year plus,I asked for some updates.he started hyping himself,I then later asked him for just 5k loan cos money I was expecting didn't come that Thursday,he said he didn't have anything. Even showed me his opay acct reading 50naira as balance.i locked up.2days later I went to a random bar,u can't imagine this same guy bought almost 6bottles for 3 guys and was claiming boss.he was shocked to see me there.ibgreeted him briefly and moved out. Just this evening I heard he had an accident with the benz and it was a right off.i was so happy.cos he boasted a lot,ingested too much colos,buying bag for 20k.shey him eye don clear na.shakara don end.hahahahahaha foolish dumbo claiming woke on top naija used c300 wey be scrap. I also noticed he was lousy,always shouting at top of his voice,always hyper active and sometimes stuffs like lighter,phones and all keeps dropping from his hand. Any small thing ,he would be ready to fight,look for wood.i advised him to slow down then,but he saw me as a hater.him eye don clear now.hahahahaha. the car wey dey give am prestige don spoil,the dumbo dey hospital bed.hahahahaha

And as a gentleman all of this dey funny to you?

MN07:
Please someone should help me with that meme of one South Africa president holding his two eyes as if to say Ntorhh!!

Goan look for what to do

MrProlific95:
Ok, next please. When will Tinubu resign

Chukwuka319:
Wickedness everywhere.It is only in humans among all creatures in creation that we have mothers who would willingly kill their own offspring.
The woman isn't fit to be among human beings at all and should be handed the capital punishment.

.It is only in humans among all creatures in creation that we have mothers who would willingly kill their own offspring.....

I dont support her but op you are wrong dia

judatech:
Jesus Take The Wheel!👀

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Take it from his hand (fast!
He can't do it on his own

yad2eidi:
his name is now greater than all the religious gods. christaino is greater

Ohhh. How i pity you