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Literature / Re: Wole Oguntokun Is Dead by Onionstew: 6:37pm On Mar 28
FuglyGurl:


https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/28/renowned-nigerian-playwright-wole-oguntokun-dead

Why was Wole Soyinka on my mind as i read sad i kept mumbling "oh my god" as I read on, up until i saw the picture. Na i hiss

Rip man
Literature / Re: Wole Oguntokun Is Dead by Onionstew: 6:36pm On Mar 28
FuglyGurl:


https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/28/renowned-nigerian-playwright-wole-oguntokun-dead

Why was Wol Soyinka on my mind as i read sad i kept mumbling "oh my god" as I read on, up until i saw the picture. Na i hiss

Rip man
Education / Re: Dear Ex-classmates by Onionstew: 9:49pm On Mar 27
NPFLADMIN:
That's how one idiot told his friend "Should people still be feeding you at this age?"


I know some of such idiots

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Education / Re: Who Can Solve This Maths? by Onionstew: 9:46pm On Mar 27
Winterhaven:



Oga we the peoples dey wait you o


Yours must solve this problem else





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Romance / Re: Man Catches Wife Cheating, Handles Situation Like A Real "G" (video) by Onionstew: 1:46pm On Mar 27
Namaster:
That is NOT the voice of a composed man. It is the voice of a DEFEATED man.

He caught his wife with a strange dick inside her and he's still BEGGING her for a divorce. Also, neither the wife nor her affair partner seemed particularly disturbed.

They acted like the man was just an annoying element that interrupted their sexy time.

Plus, the husband knew the wife was cheating already. It's NOT her first time.


Make sense
Family / Re: Father Pretends To Give Toddler Daughter Haircut To Maintain Peace (video) by Onionstew: 11:16pm On Mar 26
ValCon888:
I remember how my mother will be chewing gum, and when I ask her she would tell me she's eating her eyes.

Or how my rascally uncle will take my 50kobo coin and say he wants to plant it for me.

The good old days.


This really cracked me up ๐Ÿคฃ grin
Family / Re: I Suspect My Friend Of Bad Luck Aura by Onionstew: 5:05pm On Mar 26
Otulaeke:


I need guidance on how to do this . Will I purr the kaikai on the floor? And is it after I drink then I will purr all on the floor?


Wow, you are very vulnerable to believe in this

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bridge Collapses In The US After Being Hit By A Ship (Video) by Onionstew: 4:58pm On Mar 26
NuclearWinter:
I can bet my left ball that that ship was being piloted by a woman.


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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do You Regret Leaving Your Lucrative Nigerian Job For Abroad Menial Job by Onionstew: 12:37am On Mar 26
Oyindamolah:
Do You Regret Leaving Your Lucrative Nigerian Job For Abroad Menial Job


Share your experience with us with all sincerity and give advice ,who knows some people may just need it.
Have you ever left your lucrative Nigerian job be it in the banking, oil and gas, health sector for a menial job overseas & what do you feel about it right now.

We do know that is not that Rossy abroad as no country on earth is filled with milk and honey



Health care aint enough reason?

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Culture / Re: Number Of Languages By Country by Onionstew: 8:15pm On Mar 24
[quote author=Realtord43 post=129086881][/quote]


Are these indigenous languages for each country
Or that of foreign dwellers join?
Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by Onionstew: 7:47pm On Mar 24
bobokanis:
@ poster.
I have another version of this healing school.
I have a clse friend who had spent hundreds of thousand of naira on his one ear old daughter who was had kidney problem at the National hospital Abuja.
After months of unending spendings with no improvement at the hospital, he decided to try the healing school of Christ Embassy.
At the healing school after a couple of weeks, the girl was ministered to by Pastor Chris and surprisingly she was healed.
This girl will be 3 yrs old soonest hale, strong and vibrant.
So what do you think about that?
This is not a story, I am a living witness.
You are right to some extent but you are somehow ignorant that your interpretation of faith is based on your feelings rather than what the Word of God teaches.
You are entitled to your opinion but all I know is that your motive for going to the healing school was basically wrong "so Pastor Chris could touch your sick folk!". Does he have to before healing comes?
Finally, if Pastor Chris is trully your role model, father and all those things you called him, I doubt you strongly if he is all these to you. You are definitely one of those who proclaim to be a member of BLW but is actually "completing the square".
To be continued


To be continued......

Ayam waiting for your response ni yn oo

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Romance / Re: Ecosexuality: The Latest Sexual Orientation.( Pics) by Onionstew: 4:54am On Mar 24
BobbyZrealist:


Shataap Ogah.
Na only you know God.
Fanatic!!

Quiet there!!!!!!!!!

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Religion / Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by Onionstew: 2:23am On Mar 24
Pls what app can anyone here suggest for downloading books?
Education / Re: Reactions As SS3 Student Buys Benz by Onionstew: 7:32pm On Mar 22
Rockyrascal:
When I come across post like this I remember the blessings I got from my grandmother before she breathe her last breathe years ago. She put her hand on my head and said my grandson People will waste their time to read your comments
And today is that day


I do not really understand

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Celebrities / Re: Rachel Oniga: I Don't Party With My Colleagues Because I Do Not Want Trouble" by Onionstew: 10:04pm On Mar 21
Smart

Best self advice ever!
Food / Re: What our kids requested for as lunch at school and what they got as lunch. by Onionstew: 7:40pm On Mar 21
Caaz:

That's scary you know?
Abeg o

If na you them fry for hot oye you no go....?
Food / Re: What our kids requested for as lunch at school and what they got as lunch. by Onionstew: 7:20pm On Mar 21
Caaz:
My sincere apologies to the dodo and fried fish

cheesy
cry

May Dia souls rest in peace sad
Education / Re: A School Teacher Did This To Your Son,as A Parent What Is Your Next Move ? by Onionstew: 11:23pm On Mar 20
Nairalander248:


This is real rod they used on your son.

Before I judge this case, answer the following questions;

Is your son stubborn?
Does he steal?
Have you gotten any report about him from school?
What school did you enroll your son in?
Are?
Are the teachers agberos?



Abi them day smoke weed
Health / Re: My Aunt Grows Beard Like A Man, Is It A Health Condition? by Onionstew: 11:10pm On Mar 20
Some ladies walk like guys (bounce walking.. Its just natural l too. Bone structure i guess..

Just like some have thick voice

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Joins Muslims For Iftar At Mosque In Nasarawa State. by Onionstew: 8:59pm On Mar 19
OBI Nwan Mama


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Family / Re: Brother Gifts Her A Car On Her Wedding Day: Sparks Mixed Reactions Online by Onionstew: 5:41pm On Mar 18
EreluRoz:
Hmm salivating already with what all these my brothers will gift me on my own day, I'm definitely getting a ๐Ÿ . Cars won't move me, I'll inform them before hand ๐Ÿ˜†. I love gifts no matter how small, just get me gifts, it mustn't be expensive. Package a popcorn ๐Ÿฟ and gift me and I'll scream in excitement

Oh wow! I have you a gift.... Pls scroll down my dear..







Its a pleasant surprise














๐ŸŽ‰((tinubu//๐ŸŽŠ



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Pets / Re: Guys, My Ekuke Gave Birth (Tomorrow Is The Naming) by Onionstew: 9:17pm On Mar 16
Serial48:
I love local dogs. Keep your international dog opinion to yourself.

My Family just Tripled

Adopt an Ekuke today and let's save this breed.


The ekuke looks beautiful, neat and calm

grin

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Phones / Re: Whatsapp Is Trying Hard To Kill Unofficial Whatsapp by Onionstew: 4:14am On Mar 15
BondRiv:
The official one is there but you will always find people going through the back door. What are you doing with the unofficial one? It is usually people with questionable characters who indulge in such.

This is exactly why the world is a mess. People deviating from the right part.

Na you sabi cool
Family / Re: Newlywedded Nigerian Lady Discovers She Married โ€œI Better Pass My Neighborโ€ Gen. by Onionstew: 11:33am On Mar 14
fnep2smooth:
I no get the joke..... Na snoring be the issue cheesy

She never sleep over for the guy house before. ?


No be every woman be olo. Mmh?
Science/Technology / Re: Nigerian Man Rejoices As He Captures A Very Big Owl In His Home (Pics/Video) by Onionstew: 11:49pm On Mar 13
Jennyclay:
What is he going to do with it now that he has caught his โ€œdevilโ€

Is he going to kill and eat the poor bird like that broke poverty wretched nairalander who killed and ate owl few days back

Please let the poor bird go, they are Godโ€™s creature and not evil spirits or devils. undecided

owl is an harmless animal who goes about living their day to day lives just like we human. undecided

Let it go please!!

Why owl.... Again oo! Be like say witches don find another way to get people... A life for a life
Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa Says Citizens Fighting With Israeli Forces In Gaza Will Be Arrested by Onionstew: 11:31pm On Mar 13
Br4life:
This will not stop lsrael from wining , Israel is a pure country super power Biafra stand with israel

Gods own country
Crime / Re: Man Kills Friend With Cylinder After Smoking Colorado In Ondo by Onionstew: 10:45pm On Mar 13
2shure:
I met one of these riff raffs abt last week,driving a Nigerian used c300,no hate on that.me day I'm riding a muscle sports for close to a year plus,I asked for some updates.he started hyping himself,I then later asked him for just 5k loan cos money I was expecting didn't come that Thursday,he said he didn't have anything. Even showed me his opay acct reading 50naira as balance.i locked up.2days later I went to a random bar,u can't imagine this same guy bought almost 6bottles for 3 guys and was claiming boss.he was shocked to see me there.ibgreeted him briefly and moved out. Just this evening I heard he had an accident with the benz and it was a right off.i was so happy.cos he boasted a lot,ingested too much colos,buying bag for 20k.shey him eye don clear na.shakara don end.hahahahahaha foolish dumbo claiming woke on top naija used c300 wey be scrap. I also noticed he was lousy,always shouting at top of his voice,always hyper active and sometimes stuffs like lighter,phones and all keeps dropping from his hand. Any small thing ,he would be ready to fight,look for wood.i advised him to slow down then,but he saw me as a hater.him eye don clear now.hahahahaha. the car wey dey give am prestige don spoil,the dumbo dey hospital bed.hahahahaha


And as a gentleman all of this dey funny to you?
Food / Re: Lizard Meat: How A Nigerian Man Is Surviving Nigeria 2024 (Pics/ Videos) by Onionstew: 11:43am On Mar 11
MN07:
Please someone should help me with that meme of one South Africa president holding his two eyes as if to say Ntorhh!!

Goan look for what to do





grin

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic: I Was Paid N10,000 For My First Movie Role by Onionstew: 8:01pm On Mar 10
MrProlific95:
Ok, next please. When will Tinubu resign


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Crime / Re: Mother Arrested For Attempting To Murder Her Epileptic 1 Year Old Baby In Lagos by Onionstew: 7:58pm On Mar 10
Chukwuka319:
Wickedness everywhere.It is only in humans among all creatures in creation that we have mothers who would willingly kill their own offspring.
The woman isn't fit to be among human beings at all and should be handed the capital punishment.




.It is only in humans among all creatures in creation that we have mothers who would willingly kill their own offspring.....

I dont support her but op you are wrong dia

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Car Talk / Re: Can You Enter This Kind Of Bus With Your Clear Eyes? (photo) by Onionstew: 9:20pm On Mar 09
judatech:
Jesus Take The Wheel!๐Ÿ‘€
4

Take it from his hand (fast!
He can't do it on his own

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi's Name Saved Jewish Argentinian Grandma From Hamas Abductors by Onionstew: 2:50pm On Mar 09
yad2eidi:
his name is now greater than all the religious gods. christaino is greater

Ohhh. How i pity you

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