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Romance / Re: 'My Fiancée I'm Sponsoring In UK Is Pregnant For Another Man' by onojaford(m): 5:58am On Jun 23, 2021
Indeed, you are an elder brother with years of experience.
YouWillNotWin:
Advice from your elder brother here and based on years of experience.


Long distance relationships DO NOT WORK !!
Crime / Re: Kenyan Man Rapes His Daughter & Infects Her With HIV. Gives His Reasons by onojaford(m): 2:16am On Jun 19, 2021
You are a misandrist.
sapphiere:
Wonders shall never ever end. You contracted a disease and you said it is wise to pass it to your daughter because you don't want to die alone. You want her to join you in the grave because you two came together. SMH. What I dumb excuse.

Even if you wanted to give her the disease, is there no other ways of transmitting the virus? Must it be through sex?

Dear mothers, keep your girl child far a way from anything male. BE IT HER DAD. The days are evil.
Fashion / Re: What Attire Would You Like To See Your Partner On During A Date With You? by onojaford(m): 3:30pm On Jun 14, 2021
Come naked while putting on slippers. Thank you. Make sure you wear a bra.
Politics / Re: Buhari Departs Lagos For Abuja by onojaford(m): 4:44pm On Jun 10, 2021
So no one could assassinate him?
Well, I would have done so but I'm still very busy...
Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Learn About Nairaland For The First Time? by onojaford(m): 12:48pm On Jun 04, 2021
In late 2011, I read a joke in the Daily Independent newspaper and at the end of that joke they included the source from which it was curled. In deed, it was nairaland.com

I had to check out, then I joined immediately; only to have my account deleted in 2017 on seeing that a user with the moniker: "colik" had also deleted hers. But that was because I was actually nurturing the same thoughts. I rejoined in the same year(after 3 months) and by some kind of chance, I discovered that the same girl also rejoined as "Atlantia, even before I did, but in the same month.

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Literature / Re: Writer Needed by onojaford(m): 9:45am On May 21, 2021
1.5milion or 1.5k?
Crime / Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Shoots His 15-Year-Old Girlfriend Dead In Jigawa by onojaford(m): 7:42am On Feb 25, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Too bad...

Juvenile delinquency ....
And all these our bloggers and writers will be writing dog shitt headlines to pull traffic ..
Calling them boy friend and girl friend is dogshitt

They are innocent kids playing as at the time it happened
This is normal among kids
There is nothing romantic and sexual between them
Sensible!
Celebrities / Re: Ehi Ogbebor And MC Oluomo Dating?: 'No Man Gave Me Money To Build My House' by onojaford(m): 7:53pm On Jan 21, 2021
We4all:


And yours is non-existent.
You really an awesome person at getting things right!
Celebrities / Re: Ehi Ogbebor And MC Oluomo Dating?: 'No Man Gave Me Money To Build My House' by onojaford(m): 4:34pm On Jan 17, 2021
We4all:
She said "no man gave me #1". In other words, she is trying to say, not one man but many contributed to building her mansion.
Your IQ may be a little above average, or close to average.
Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Criticises Buratai Over Claims Of Terrorism Lasting Until 2040 by onojaford(m): 9:16am On Dec 04, 2020
SilverNorGold:
Lol.. Terrorism is not 100% evil sha.. Cos even the most devilish person has his positive side..

One of the benefits of terrorism is population control.. With the high rate of population explosion currently bedeviling Nigeria, there are bound to be food shortages, high rate of unemployment, which will multiply crime rates; decline in social infrastructure, lower standard of living, etc..

Another benefit of terrorism is that it provides religious adherents another means to Heaven.. Unlike suicide, which is a sin, death from terrorism is organic. You can die happily without fear of going to hell. Suicide doesn't guarantee this....

So having terrorism linger for 20 more years isn't a totally bad thing. After all, we all gonna die, so? The most important thing is to die a believer. Cos ending terrorism is not ending death.. But patching a hole out of several billion holes.. Whether we make Heaven or Hell should bother us, and not terrorism.

May God help us. sad
You are more stupid than your daddy. Organically stupid!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama: I Smoked 9 Cigarettes A Day In White House & Stopped When Malia Caught Me by onojaford(m): 11:50am On Nov 13, 2020
INSIDE LIFE!
Crime / Re: Terwase Akwaza 'Gana' Corpse: Before & After He Was Killed (Graphic Photos) by onojaford(m): 9:39am On Sep 09, 2020
seniormallam:
I won't make excuse for a criminal, if you want to protect your people, get the backing of the state government and operate under rules of engagement,

He's an illiterate criminal anyways, he's supposed to send his deputy or used a body double for the negotiation, he mustn't be present before ceasing fire, his deputy can just collect whatever package the state government has for them and they all disappeared from the scene of Benue state.
Theoretically smart!

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Crime / Re: Spicykvng Vee & Vivian: Lesbian Kills Her Partner In Delta Because Of A Man by onojaford(m): 8:07am On Jun 17, 2020
godkiller:
This is not funny at all.

We are training youths on solar panel production and installation.

If you want to learn or volunteer to teach please drop your WhatsApp number, location and area of interest.

God bless Nigeria.
I would like to volunteer to teach
08130488508
Nsukka, Enugu State
Programming / Re: Programming Learning Challenge June. by onojaford(m): 7:17pm On Jun 04, 2020
Diving deeper into Java. My hands are already deft with PHP, SQL and JQ. Have been doing those for eight years now and I'm available to help anyone with my experience.
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Trump Gets Censored On Twitter For His Tweet Threatening Americans by onojaford(m): 9:35am On May 30, 2020
Racoon:
The use of vulgar language by Trump is totally wrong but the criminal act of looting by the Floyd protesters is condemnable.
Big fool. You can never attain Trump's position. Even in his old age, you can't beat his intelligence. It's not all of your faults. The internet has made communication and expression of opinions easy. Animal!
You are here judging a leader's action. What are you?
Family / Re: HELP! My Brother Is Too Dull by onojaford(m): 11:30pm On May 29, 2020
Alhajiclem:
He needs spiritual growth
Hehehehe... I'm sorry to say, but you're an idiot!

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Webmasters / Re: Xenforo Forum Script Latest Version Full Nulled Giveaway by onojaford(m): 8:59pm On May 22, 2020
Thank you!
Food / Re: Baking Cake With Icing Sugar by onojaford(m): 8:11pm On May 09, 2020
It was like heaven.
Health / Koro--the Psychological Disappearance Of The Penis. by onojaford(m): 4:29am On Apr 19, 2020
The aim of this article is to present a summarizing overview on ethnomedical aspects of koro (in Chinese called suo-yang), the panic anxiety state in which affected males believe that the penis is shrinking and/or retracting, and perhaps disappearing. While reduction of penile volume occurs physiologically due to vasoconstriction in cold temperature and intense anxiety, it is believed in certain cultures that genital shrinking leads to impotence and sterility, and eventually to death. Traditional Chinese medicine treats suo-yang, the reduction of the male principle yang, as a dangerous disturbance of the life-sustaining yin-yang equilibrium of the organism. Koro has therefore been held to be a Chinese "culture-bound" condition. However , the koro phenomenon is also known among diverse ethnic and religious groups in Asia and Africa, typically in cultures in which reproductive ability is a major determinant of a young person's worth. Koro epidemics of panic anxiety due to widespread fears of losing one's genitals, procreative ability, and even one's life, are triggered by rumors of genital disappearance supposedly caused in China by female fox spirits, in Singapore and Thailand by mass poisoning, and in Africa by sorcery, usually in the context of socioeconomic or political tension. Today, in contemporary Western societies, ideas of genital disappearance are not culturally endorsed. But historically, it should be remembered that in the late Middle Ages in Europe, a man could lose his membrum virile through magical attacks by witches. The conclusion is that the psychological disappearance of the penis is a universal syndrome that was described recently in Asia and Africa and already in Medieval Europe.


Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17727356
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria, Nsukka Community Flouts Lock-down by onojaford(m): 8:26am On Apr 08, 2020
These cars were parked at the entrance.

Education / Re: University Of Nigeria, Nsukka Community Flouts Lock-down by onojaford(m): 8:23am On Apr 08, 2020
More shots.

Education / University Of Nigeria, Nsukka Community Flouts Lock-down by onojaford(m): 8:21am On Apr 08, 2020
Shots from Sir Francis Ibiam Stadium, University of Nigeria Nsukka, as the Community Flouts Lock-down order. Members of staff rolled out with their families for exercise.

Education / Great Nigerian University Students, In Here! by onojaford(m): 9:57am On Apr 07, 2020
Drop your Whatsapp number and let's start a fun-roll while the ASSU-Break+The CONVID-Break lasts.
Crime / Re: ‘in Abidjan, I Slept With 15 Men Daily As Sex Slave For Two Years by onojaford(m): 2:43am On Jan 21, 2020
Assuming we reduce the days she had sex to 340days and we keep the number of men (15) which she slept with everyday, constant, then her body count goes:

15*340 = 5,100 men a year.
2*5,100 = 10,200 men in two years.
Let's assume that her body count before she left Nigeria was 8, then, it is established that the said girl has slept with 10,208 men so far.

Lastly, we shall round it down to 10,200 men.

Notice: She didn't sleep with exactly 15 men everyday.
Crime / Re: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by onojaford(m): 7:01pm On Jan 12, 2020
usoroh4luv:


what does it feel like to be alive?
I do not know enough to tell, but it takes a lot more of perseverance. It may also take "knowing that life isn't rosy. "

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Crime / Re: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by onojaford(m): 8:07am On Jan 12, 2020
crestdevelopers:

Its called life, I met a particular lady one time last year, who was very active, all lively and also a GRADUATE.

But this girl had attempted suicide twice. And it was all because she was always alone and had no one to really talk to and share alot with..

I only got to find this out when she broke silence one very faithful day, talking about her past and what she had gone through.

My advice to her was for her to stop living alone, get a roomie or her sister come live with her. she did as I advised and she's a better person now coupled with the fact that i also had to monitor her closely, and bring her in to church so she has much more people to mingle and interact with.

The Devil has only come to steal, kill, and destroy.. He will get into the head of any human in order to manipulate the mind in thinking all sorts of evil.. that's why its important to seek council when one starts to have those sort of thoughts.

There is really no harm in talking to someone. life they say, is for the living, and we are all here on planet earth for each other.

R.I.P to the dead.. may Evil stay far from us

"Don't be a mediocre;" to you and the person you quoted. It's negatively provoking how you guys think. So passing through a so-called school and being called-up for some Damned and Condemned NYSC is a sure pass for fulfilled living? If your feelings say yes to that, then we let it pass. oh!
Crime / Re: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by onojaford(m): 8:01am On Jan 12, 2020
It is dangerous for any man to think that life is worth living in the first place. Naively optimistic people will always be shocked and go ahead to kill themselves. Know early that life is bad gan. Better not to be born.
There is nothing good in this world, and any man who looks forward to good is either disillusioned, is a child, or has no experience. Our entire existence is vanity. Even the one who takes his life and the one who lives has lost nothing.
On our birth, we have only been "condemned to life."

To better cope and live-on for the sake of the prosperity of the vain-world and those who may come to depend on us(which are all vanity), we have to shatter all hopes and imaginations of a good and a flowery existence. If we don't adopt pessimism, which is what the world is in reality, then when reality sets in, we may tend towards escapism (suicide, self-harm, drugging...)

Life is worthless, and all that we do, we do just to pass time. There are no losses and no rewards. Only punishments.

P.S: It is obvious that the young girl, if she actually completed suicide, once had high hopes. I can tell by reading her physiognomies. She had only been confronted by REALITY which she found too difficult to take; hence, she must escape. She has done well.

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Literature / Re: The 10 Books You Should Read In 2020 To Have A Productive Year by onojaford(m): 9:22pm On Jan 05, 2020
The post should go by: TEN BOOKS YOU MUST NOT READ, TO HAVE A PRODUCTIVE YEAR.
Those are not good books.

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