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 Programming / Re: Programmers: At What Age Did You Start Programming? by onojaford(m): 6:06pm On Dec 03, 2019 |
hemlock0:If you are very dedicated and keep your eyes single, then seven months may would do. |
| Programming / Re: Programmers: At What Age Did You Start Programming? by onojaford(m): 11:04am On Dec 02, 2019 |
hemlock0:As long as you want to. But it will be best to ask: how long will it take to understand PHP basically. Yeah. You only need to understand, you won't learn everything. That shi*t was released in 1994 and since then, improvement upon improvements. After understanding it basically, then you can delve as far as you want, if at all that s what you want. But back to the time it takes, I would say: there is no set time. As you live, you love, you do it. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Programming / Re: Programmers: At What Age Did You Start Programming? by onojaford(m): 11:00am On Dec 02, 2019 |
Started at 18, I am now 25. I code all things code-able. Then, I avoid frameworks. Rather, I build frameworks. Ain't going into further details. |
| Education / Re: Peter Arotiba Is Overall Best In WASSCE by onojaford(m): 4:24pm On Nov 22, 2019 |
9jvirgin: Chauvinistic! |
| Health / Re: Doctors Remove Knife, 8 Spoons, Screwdrivers, Toothbrushes From Man's Stomach by onojaford(m): 2:30am On Jun 06, 2019 |
He has pica. |
| Family / Re: This Little, Chubby Girl's Dance Moves Will Put A Smile On Your Face (Photos) by onojaford(m): 2:25am On Jun 06, 2019 |
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| Literature / Clap Us Open [in The Memory Of Akachi Emmanuel] by onojaford(m): 7:02pm On May 21, 2019 |
...Clap us open [In the memory of Akachi Emmanuel who completed suicide on Monday, 13th May, 2019] May the thunders clap us open May the lightening possess Us That we may shine brighter than light In all the days of our living. Panics, tremors and sorrows Give them all back to the wind. Oh death; has taken an eagle But his voice You can never swallow. -Anonymous. 1 Like |
| NYSC / Re: Corper Shares Love Letter From JSS2 Student by onojaford(m): 6:57am On Feb 16, 2019 |
Fools all over! I see nothing wrong in the two of them getting married. In fact, that little boy is the Love that the so-called adult teacher will seek but never find. It's not about why he did it, it's all about what made him do it... His sexuality. Beating or punishing will bring about another unhealthy and confused boy who can never express his feelings or sexuality. Get understanding! The boy is infatuated and his teacher is the game here. You know, most problems that people have in later life springs from unfulfilled sexual fantasies. We should try more to understand sexual motivations and drives instead of shaming ourselves and others. There are lots of men and women who cannot express their sexes and it's depressing. It leads to prudishness... oops! I think I am going off-point here. Well... 1 Like |
| Celebrities / Re: Blackface Smoking Weed With His Friends On The Street by onojaford(m): 2:36pm On Dec 27, 2018 |
After all is said and done, I love his haircut. Just decent. This guy is just cool. We all have our life challenges mehn... Who no know, no go know. And... BlackFace is exactly what all of us would be if we are put in similar circumstances. We know nothing about any man. Nothing! 1 Like |
| Religion / On Hypnotism... by onojaford(m): 9:11pm On Nov 12, 2018 |
O brothers and sisters, stop allowing pastors to hypnotize you. It's not "falling" under the anointing, it's hypnotism. Hypnotism is a grave spiritual misconduct; under its influence, you lose the ability to control your own will. You begin to act merely by suggestions. I can hypnotize a woman and make them talk like a man or make animal sounds. These things are not magic, or miracles. Hypnotism is an ancient art that was rediscovered in modern times by a medical practitioner named Dr. Anton Mesmer. Another name for hypnotism is "Mesmerism" coined from the name of this man. Anton Mesmer used hypnotism to heal his patients without drugs. He used it to diagnose patients. A hypnotized patient has the ability to tell the doctor what their problems are when they are asked. A lot of things happen when a man is under hypnotic influences. They can tell secrets from their akashic records, they can predict the future and tell the past if they are asked to. But hypnotism is a dangerous realm. It exposes the soul of the hypnotized to autosuggestion, which would work like a spell. I can not say all to you about hypnotism now, but you can read them up. Information is available, be aware. Don't be naive. But as I am led by my intuition, I shall write unto you again. Women are more impressionable, spiritually and emotionally, and this is why a woman can be more easily hypnotized than a man. In churches, women "fall under the anointing" more than men. Even the pastor knows. Anybody can practice hypnotism. It requires the will. But to you O charlatan that has taken pleasure in this act, cease! for the laws of cause and effect are inevitable. For exposing a soul to danger, you shall be weighed in the balanced and served your fair share. Church girls who has allowed themselves to be hypnotized too many times become weak-willed people. They can't take the most base of decisions by themselves. I state verifiable facts. Be informed. Originally posted to Facebook |
| Science/Technology / Interested In Tech? Contact Me! by onojaford(m): 11:32am On Nov 01, 2018 |
Greetings to everyone on this platform. If you have an idea or a startup that has to do with Tech and you don't have enough funds or resources, please feel free to contact me. If you are interested in becoming a Tech person, no matter your level now right, please feel free to contact me too. No prior experience is required. Your burning desire to "become" is your resume`. P.S: The interested person(s) should live in Lagos or should be ready to move down to Lagos. Either ways. Contact: 09034591539 |
| Crime / Re: 12 Things You Probably Don't Know About Pablo Escobar by onojaford(m): 11:51pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
I know Pablo! |
| Literature / Re: Crown Of Thorns - A Story Of Love, Hatred, Lust And Adventure by onojaford(m): 8:16pm On Jun 04, 2018 |
Godwindanielboy:I will do that. |
| Literature / Re: Crown Of Thorns - A Story Of Love, Hatred, Lust And Adventure by onojaford(m): 9:51am On Jun 04, 2018 |
Adorah was wearing a cream coloured gown of fine gossamer silk. It flowed around her body with the viscosity of mecury, revealing a perfect outline of her breasts. They were like lobes of a lofty twin hill; the type one would see at Udi. They were full, elegant and youthful. The nipples formed two conspicuous dots through the gown. She scurried from one corner of the room to another like a woman searching for her lost coin. She stopped at the corner that was reserved for cooking. She opened the pots at quick successions, then she found exactly what she was looking for. It was Uloma's pot. Uloma had used it to cook beans two days ago and left it unwashed, instead, she continued to fill it with water. Uloma would never wash her dishes on the first or second day, after use. She allowed them to pile up and her habit has caused quarrels between her and Adorah who seemed to obssesively compulsive with keeping things clean and orderly; but today, she would be thankful for Uloma's habit. The door swung open and "sonofabitch" was the last word Obinna heard before the slimy and stinky water drenched him. He rubbed his right hand firmly against his face, begining from his forehead. He smelt of fermented cassava. "I knew it!" He scowled, then said nothing more. Kelechi stared at him, his eyes blinking animatedly in disbelief and bewilderment. It was a nuseating sight that left Obinna an eyesore. 1 Like |
| Literature / Re: Crown Of Thorns - A Story Of Love, Hatred, Lust And Adventure by onojaford(m): 9:48am On Jun 04, 2018 |
Godwindanielboy:Same to you man. |
| Literature / Re: Crown Of Thorns - A Story Of Love, Hatred, Lust And Adventure by onojaford(m): 4:47am On Jun 01, 2018 |
Kelechi tapped the door of Room 241 twice and a tall teeny girl appeared with only her head jutting out of the door she had left half opened. It was Ngozi, Adorah's roommate who never liked Obinna. The more Obinna and Adorah got closser, the more she disliked him. She never gave him even the slightest of a welcoming gesture. Now that Obinna and Adorah are not in terms, she took time and wisdom to sow seeds of discord in Adorah's heart and as her seeds took roots downward, Adorah and Obinna may never reconcile - and Ngozi would continue to show her hatred. She was not the type to play a hypocrite at hating people. She would not smile at your face and stab you in the back, rather, she stabbed your face, then your back. "What do you guys want, eh, arseholes?" Ngozi queried. Because her tone was unusually light hearted, Obinna and Kelechi didn't take her insult to her. Her skin was as fair as the yellow lotus, her face as slim as the crescent moon, and as jaw was as tappered as the letter "V," and it made her physiognomy to be gracefully mysterious - giving her admirers the feel of a memorable but yet complex facial structure. "Em, it's Adorah ..." Kelechi started. "Hello NG. We seek Adorah. Is she in?" Obinna said, interrupting Kelechi who was almost stuttering. Ngozi loathed the familiarity in his voice. He had called her "NG" a sobriquet she reserved and would prefer to be used by close friends alone. It was annoying her but she would form a toothy grin. "Yes. She is in." She smiled impishly. "I call her for you." One could not say Obinna was clairvoyant, but sure he did have the sixth sense. He felt something was amiss because Ngozi's manner with him that evening was unprecedented. "The blind bat is here." Ngozi announced to Adorah who had been curled up in her bed, flipping listlessly through a fashion magazine. On its back cover was a magnificent picture of a high-cheek-boned woman, Skin tanned, and her slim lips coated with crimson lipstick, the chatoyancy of her watery eyes were alluring. Her gracefully made-up face formed a giant smile and the picture seemed to be straing and smiling at everyone who crossed the path of the magazine. It was a living thing. "Sonofabitch!" Adorah jerked to her feet, allowing the magazine to fly off her hands, not minding wherever it landed. ......To be continued. 3 Likes |
| Literature / Re: Crown Of Thorns - A Story Of Love, Hatred, Lust And Adventure by onojaford(m): 7:48pm On May 28, 2018 |
The first time he met Adorah, he asked her to look into his eyes and repeat her last statement. Adorah had told him that she had a boyfriend. "Okay. But remove your glasses." She was still smilling, which was an after effect of Obinna's flowery words on her. "Oh! I won't. Not now, atleast." Obinna replied. His voice monotone. "Why?" Adorah frowned, and Obinna could now feel the frown in her voice. She was swinging mood. "But you don't have to frown. Well, if you want to know why it's ok. I am blind." Obinna affirmed and without waiting for her to say a word, he moved his right hand to the right handle of his shades. He was being mechanical about it. "Now that you know," he placed his shades and pushed it up against his forehead with his index finger, from the bridge of his nose, "I want you to look into my glasses and repeat that statement." Adorah was too cold with sympathy that she could not easily continue the flirtatious conversation they had started. "Am listening." Obinna rasped. Adorah was dead silent contemplation. She wondered how he knew all he had said about her earlier. It was then she realised why he complimented her voice most, of all her features, he was largely an auditory person. She felt many emotions at once: sympathy, pity, compassion, sadness, and joy. Joy, that she may be of genuine service to him; but all the emotions would dissipate and then condense into a desire. Adorah would desire to possess him, she would desire to have him. And that was the ethical goal of all Obinna's seductive ploy. To become an object of uncontrollable and wild desire to his victim. "Woman, I tell you something. You never pity me. You get," he swallowed hard, trying to articulate his thoughts, "else we can't be friends." "This is exactly what I'm going to to," he added, "I will give you a superb experience of adventure that no seeing man can offer you. Yes." He pushed his shades against his forhead with his index finger, from the bridge of his nose then he clasped his hands hard in a tremendous energy and the veins of his hands came alive on the surface of his skin which was now glistening wet from pespiration. Though his tone and manner was subtle, his words had hit Adorah as a challenge, the exact effect Obinna was consciously creating. Adora was left curious, always wanting to konw what was behind the veil of his blindness. Kelechi tapped the door of Room 241 twice and a tall teeny girl appeared..... To be continued. 3 Likes |
| Literature / Re: Crown Of Thorns - A Story Of Love, Hatred, Lust And Adventure by onojaford(m): 7:47pm On May 28, 2018 |
The sun had become a red ball in the west. Black migratory birds flew leisurely across the sky. They made "caw caw" sounds in a musical rythm. Girls were strewn all over the courtyard and the balconies of Akpabio hall. Some washed their clothes industriously in a lawn that was well cultured and separated for outdoor laundary activities, while others formed constellations where they indulged themselves in endless jabbering of gossips. They would discuss friends who were single, ones who had boyfriends, those who recently started a relationship and those whose relationships had hit the rock of discord. It was their own way of relaxing after a tiring day of endless lectures. It's a culture at Akpabio hall and it's neighbour Akintola Hall, for voluptuous and shapely girls adorned tiny shorts and shirts to roam freely at the balconies. Their style was causual and domestic but enough to turn men into wild animals. All these has made Akpabio hall a haven for men and young boys in the evening and they would pilgrimage it's environs endlessly. The hall had been nominated to be the neatest hostel twice, but it lost it all to Isa-Kaita - a more decent house of girls positioned opposite one of the lofty green hills of Nsukka, but not too distant from Akpabio. Obinna sauntered along with Kelechi as they made for Room 241. Unlike every other blind person, his steps were overly cordinated and it had a style; but always raising his legs a bit too high to avoid kicking it against an imaginary stone betrayed his studied cordination and style. He was putting on a black Guissippie Zanoti mock top, a blue True Religion jean and brown runners. His Ray Ban glasses jet black. As they walked, he swung his left hand freely like the pendulum and he turned his head swiftly, from side to side like he was trying to look into the eyes of who whoever passed by. It was a trick he used to mask his blindness superficially because he didn't want "blind" to be the first impression that strangers would get of him. To him, creating a good first impression was a religion; and like every religious person, he was faithful at creating excellent first impressions. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Literature / Re: Crown Of Thorns - A Story Of Love, Hatred, Lust And Adventure by onojaford(m): 8:07pm On May 25, 2018 |
"Obinna, you can't see," Adorah who was now fuming with rage snapped, "so stop staring into the air like the answer to my question is there." "Are you insulting me because I'm blind?" Obinna said rhetorically, then he continued in a monotone snarling. "Well, I slept with Nnagozie. Just once. For the pregnancy, I don't know for whom she had it. It may be for me and it may not. The odds are evenly high dear." Adorah's jaw dropped as thrills of shock swept through her spine. Obinna continued: "For the abortion, I never asked her to do that; I won't be that wicked even though I know that I am bounded for hell if at all it exists. But Nnagozie is intelligent, she is a woman who knows what to do and when to do it." Adorah was dead silent. Tears welled up in her piercing eyes and it would turn into a heavy down pour any moment. "Adora! Adora!" Obinna called, stretching out his hands searchingly to touch her. "Adorah, have you also left me?" She sobs. She had many things to let out but if she dared open her mouth, the room would become a mini scene of crying festival. Obinna searched and dropped his left hand on her lap, empathically. "It hurts when you cry." "Please take your hand off me," she shrugged off, "you promised not to cheat but where are we now? Anyone seeing you would think you need help, but you are worst-off." Obinna bowed his head reminiscently and clasped his hands in-between his crotch. "Don't ever call me, you irritate me." Adorah cried as she zoomed to the door. Before Obinna could get there she had banged it at him with a tremendous energy. The sound was deafening, it expressed Adorah's resentment for his deed. Since Nkechi, Obinna would become determined at seduction and he seduced with the precision of science. Before women, he had power in speech, and with words he could make them weak at the knees - leaving them to tumble helplessly in love with him. He was well learned in seductive machinations that the women would always forget that he was visually impaired in the first place. He made the women feel better with soothing words, and women being natural empaths, felt for him and yearned to help him sincerely. The fact that he obviously seemed to be in need of help always was an advantage for him, but he was the serpent of Eden, he lured with words. Obinna developed an unflinching predilection for women who were already dating, married or engaged. He seldom lured single women and it was his own way of feeling a sense of revenge for the lost of Nkechi to another man. He would use every woman in a serious relationship to pay himself back. Since Nkechi sinned, all girls sinned too. If he wanted a woman, he chased her with the kind of determination that led him to blindness. |
| Literature / Crown Of Thorns - A Story Of Love, Hatred, Lust And Adventure by onojaford(m): 8:41pm On May 24, 2018 |
.Crown of thorns. Obinna stared blankly into the air. His eyes were full of life but they were dead, in sight. He had lost them six years ago after his WAEC. In that year, Nkechi called to announce to him that she would be getting married to another man. The news hit Obinna like thunder bolts and he would like Nkechi to say it to him face-to-face. He would like to look into her deep blue eyes while while she repeated the unbelievable news that was like to him, a taboo. Being a devilishly determined and a hard-nosed boy, he turned deaf ears to the advice of his friends not to go and see Nkechi. He boarded a bus at Ejifa park, but unbeknown to him, doom lurked close by. Forty five minutes into the headache-inducing journey along the broken, rickety high way, the grey Volkswagen bus lost one of its front wheels, and it resultantly lost balance as it kept speeding. The driver laboured anxiously on the brake pedal as he tried to bring the vehicle to a halt, but he had been too quick at it. As the remaining tyres were screeching to a stop, the car rammed into a road bump and it summersaulted. The passengers were screaming and howling as death, the most-feared, was with them elbow to elbow in the ill-fated vehicle. There was hysterical screaming of "Jesus! Jesus!" and all other names they believed had miraculous power to save. The vehicle went on another cycle of summersaulting, like an olympic gymnast and it came down, shatterring on the tarred road as with the Titanic on that giant ice berg. Only four persons were favoured enough by fortune to survive the heart-wrecking disaster: Obinna, two babies of different parents, and a four years old girl; but Obinna lost his eyes. He also lost the love he so earnestly sought. In the eleven months that Obinna spent in the hospital, Nkechi never went to visit him because her new husband did not feel secure enough to let his wife go visit her former lover. Nkechi didn't make efforts too. This was the last straw that shattered Obinna. He could feel the thorn-crown of Jesus around his heart. It broke him more than his lost eyes, but he would with time become notorious with women even in his blindness. He would embark on a ruthless mission of vengance. And before him, women were endangered. To be continued....
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| Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Another 14 Yahoo Boys In Lagos State. by onojaford(m): 7:26pm On Apr 11, 2018 |
Scammers? 1 Like |
| Education / Re: The 2 Immutable Laws Of Being A First Class Student by onojaford(m): 7:20am On Jan 21, 2018 |
Encouraging! |
| Education / Re: UNN Students Enter Here! by onojaford(m): 6:02am On Jan 11, 2018 |
Great! |
| Phones / Re: Nokia To Launch Nokia E71 With 4G LTE Support Early 2018 (specifications) by onojaford(m): 11:40am On Dec 26, 2017 |
directonpc:I remember. |
| Properties / Re: What Makes A Building Beautiful And Unique For A Long Period Of Time? by onojaford(m): 6:31am On Nov 14, 2017 |
Just height. Tall buildings don't go out of fashion. Quote me anywhere. |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: Texas Church Shooter Preached Atheism Online by onojaford(m): 5:04pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
See them! All his mates are condemning him, not knowing that they directly or indirectly contributed to who he is today. When we stop judging people and show them love, unconditionally, we will have less terrorists. O my brother, your rejection can make someone a terrorist. Tag no man an "outcast." We are all fingers of the same hand, but the illusion of separation has caused us more problem. We are one. 1 Like |
| Education / Re: Who Is A Multipotentialite? by onojaford(m): 3:21am On Oct 29, 2017 |
A multipotentialite will become a polymath if he doesn't lose interest in learning what he wills. Wow...how beautiful! We also have autodidactic polymaths  Thanks for the enlightening. 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: "How Do You Preach To Someone Who Is Deeply Involved In Occultism And Sorcery?" by onojaford(m): 7:54pm On Sep 21, 2017 |
chalantmike: Reasonably written. I concur. |
| Education / Re: University Education In Nigeria NOW Is A Waste Of Time. My Opinion by onojaford(m): 1:07pm On Sep 20, 2017 |
You were trying to make a good point, but when I checked, I discovered that you are been moved and motivated by mediocrity. please be careful. Did you discover that your own purpose was to demoralise sound minds when you went to the "ocean beach" to inquire of the sands? |
| Education / Re: Folafoluwa Oginni Graduates From Heterfordshire University With 5.0 CGPA by onojaford(m): 9:15pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
Evaberry: With all your make-ups are you beautiful than her? Who know you with ur beauty. kpala kpala! |
| Education / Re: How To Upload Waec Result On Jamb Portal by onojaford(m): 6:36pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
olarinreayobami: Locate the nearest CBT center. |
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