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Romance / Re: One Most Important Thing You Must Not Allow A Girl Do For You by onojaford(m): 12:20am On Mar 28
Savedday2:
Bros, allow the ashawo to feed you more, eat her money anyway you can. Don't ever worry about her whereabout. Do like you don't see her.

Don't take nonsense from her and always laff with her at her front, but be busy cooking community breakfast for her.

Always ensure to use a condom for your safety and laminate her fuckup and keep it in a safe place.

Me, I don't serve any girl breakfast oh! I only serve them community breakfast. That why you see that after my breakfast dey always attempt killing themselves. The weak among them will always commit suicide.

Remember, make her feel that your huz is her permanent home and u are her last bus stop despite her rubbish. Then serve her community breakfast and see if she can finish it.


Could you please explain what a community breakfast means?
Nairaland / General / Re: Before The White Men Came - Afro-indian Slavery by onojaford(m): 7:43pm On Mar 22
Highly educative. Thanks for sharing this.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With Eighty Thousand Naira Please! by onojaford(m): 12:26am On Mar 20
iCauseTrouble:
You can quote me or drop your account number when you have made up your mind on the business you want to go into. I will support you with something.
But depending on your location, you can go into pure water, egg reselling, akara, bread, fried yam, POS business as suggested by people on the thread.
I wish you success.

Wheelbarrow manufacturing. All tools, skills and shop almost available. Let's talk man.
Business / Re: How Can I Raise Money For Transport Business? by onojaford(m): 3:20am On Mar 05
How far?
Did this plan scale?
What are you into rn?
Science/Technology / Re: Guys Using Solar Energy Instead Of Nepa Or Gen. by onojaford(m): 11:33pm On Feb 18
Suicideboy:
I use bike dynamo and bio gas digester
Please say more on this.
Crime / Re: NDLEA arrests Female Lawyer, Intercepts Loud Concealed In Loudspeakers by onojaford(m): 10:38pm On Feb 18
madscientist88:
its very impressive that arrests are been made,the question here is,since poverty is often the motivation behind drug abuse and drug dealings,since the removal of fuel subsidy,what structure has been set up to check the hyke of food prices in the market? some people sell old stocks as new stock rates,if there was a "task force" created to follow up the situation things should atleast be fair,yes insecurity has lead to the destruction of farmlands and terror to farmers, still the prices need to be checked to the books , some people are using the fact that petrol is 600 naira per liter to forcefully steal from people,also the country needs to create a certified farming (include irrigation farming)institution in each state using the subsidy money for a collaborative effort in bringing crops to the market,they should have certified markets or outlet's were government crop produce are sold directly to consumers directly to cut this evil sinking the country,they can use empty ship container as temporary infrastructure for their market space, nation wide with the traffic it should take atleast 3 months to set up temporary market sites at densely populated parts of each state in the country,for each state they can should zone out the markets per local government to ease distribution for traders,for food crops government should consider the use of hybrid seedlings for perfect execution of the project. when people are hungry or lack jobs they go into drug dealings, this new farming system if well organized should bring in revenue for the country and cut down pressure on private rural farmers and relief competition, it would also create jobs ,the best way to handle the situation is to be in charge,that way you control the food prices,make use of that subsidy money.
the creator help us all.
Idealistically excellent. However is the government interested in the welfare of the people?
"No," I'd say.

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Properties / Re: Lagos Tenant Hospitalised As Landlady Breaks Into Apartment by onojaford(m): 7:14am On Jan 29
I'm convinced that very few Nigerians are capable of being tactful. We have it in us to be very inconsiderate of others; yet before shit hits the fan, these types of people affect to be the most pious and God-loving. Omashe o!

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Crime / Re: How Army Rescued Nabeeha & Ariyo's Sisters From Kidnappers In Abuja (Photos) by onojaford(m): 4:51pm On Jan 21
Good job!
Business / Re: Chisom Okechukwu Builds An Electric Wheelchair From Scratch by onojaford(m): 10:58pm On Dec 28, 2023
Yugoslavia247:
My dream is to build a research institution private.

In partnership with the Jews and sourcing talents from all parts of Nigeria.

This institution will be located in an eastern state.

Focus
Technology advancement in the areas of solving electricity with solar and earth energy in its cheapest form.

Do you mean it?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment: Nigerian Graduate Burns His Certificates (Video) by onojaford(m): 4:32am On Nov 14, 2023
flexydote:
I can relate to this but then I wouldn't burn them because at least I laboured for the cert.

Meanwhile, it is disheartening to see M.Sc. holders and even Ph.d holders doing menial jobs.

I see Nigeria educational system as a virtuous circle - you finish B.Sc., you are told to do your Masters if you must at least rank up for job opportunities and you go ahead to get your M.Sc. after that still no job then you look for a secondary school to teach just to hold body while getting 60k salary for teaching like 3 Subjects.

Some people will then go and marry while some will go and pursue their P.hd just to be aiming to teach at the University level to earn 180k

That is if you know someone who knows someone in the university.

Only few persons get Jobs by GRACE.

then those M.sc holders will teach kids that will now gain admission into the university to now meet the other people who went for their P.hd as their lecturers. The kids then graduate, they are happy as they signout only to continue the virtuous circle again.

I am on the opinion of allowing our children to gain a handwork or after secondary school before even thinking of Tertiary Institution.
"Vicious circle" you meant to say.
Travel / Re: VIO Uses Robot To Control Traffic In Abuja, Drivers Obey (Video) by onojaford(m): 7:17pm On Nov 04, 2023
JohnnA1:
So na where 'Bumblebee' find work be dis, until the next Transformers movie?
Hahahaha 🤣
Family / Re: See What I observed After The Death Of My Father by onojaford(m): 9:05pm On Oct 25, 2023
Obakoolex:

I took my time to read your post and all your response.....bro you're little bit damaged already you just don't know it yet.
Is either you have anger issue or you're not a very happy person.
Forget all this your talk about being financially stable, bro you're not!
You kept talking about it and that shows it's not rossy as you paint....
I'll advise you to leave your father's house ASAP and work on yourself so your children in future will love you even though you didn't love your dad. Safe

Eleyi gidi gan!
As deep as tap root.

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Travel / Re: Why Do Most Nigeria Streets Look Like This? by onojaford(m): 1:43pm On Sep 08, 2023
Raydos:
I'm starting to believe recently that we actually do have a low IQ!

We need a IQ test, Anyone whose IQ is below 100 should not be allowed close to governance!!

We can't be living like this in this modern day
The average IQ of the Nigerian mass, I'd speculate to be around 78, which is actually a disability. It's evident in our public suffering.

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Food / Re: We Are Aware Of Chef Dammy’s Cooking Marathon, Willing To Review Evidence - GWR by onojaford(m): 10:44pm On Jun 16, 2023
siofra:
She will NOT break Hilda's record undecided
You're being nothing, but sentimental!
Business / Re: Stock Market Response Statistics For New Presidents Since 1999 by onojaford(m): 6:58am On May 31, 2023
N3TRAL:
Tinubu will revolutionize Nigeria!

We have a distinguished accountant who graduated Summa cum laude from an elite American university govern us. We should be proud.

What do we expect?
A geometric increase in Foreign Direct investment and Foreign portfolio investment.


I'm so happy that I was born during his government and won't be reading this beautiful experience we will go through as history in my Unilag Dorm room in 2085 when Nigeria would have become a world power.
NAIVE OPTIMISM.

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NYSC / Re: Nysc@50: Osun Holds Unity Walk To Commemorate Golden Jubilee by onojaford(m): 8:09am On May 11, 2023
I'm here to see people express dissatisfactions.
Health / Re: There's No Health Consciousness In Nigeria And That's Why Some Women Smell below by onojaford(m): 11:48pm On May 03, 2023
Noted. Vagina odor. Is she your mate? I mean is vagina odor your mate? 🤓
Crime / Re: Precious Ofodile Nmelichukwu, UNIZIK Student Is Missing, Have You Seen Her? by onojaford(m): 3:13pm On May 01, 2023
MilitantAtheist:
Abeg make una nor dey disturb us with all these Nigeria ashawo girls wen dey fhuck anyhow. No decent girl will be missing carelessly because they're at the right place at the right time always, unlike the ashawo hookup girls them. looking at her pics she is among the entitled lazy bitches that hate to work for money but loves soft life and free money and has been picked up most likely by a flashy car dude who need more than her pussi. One fine girl was used and dropped mad here in Delta recently very beautiful and look like this one. Useless bitches I wish her love ones Goodluck finding her
No joy!
Crime / Re: Precious Ofodile Nmelichukwu, UNIZIK Student Is Missing, Have You Seen Her? by onojaford(m): 3:12pm On May 01, 2023
iCauseTrouble:
Why is it that anytime a lady is missing, the first thing people say is to check her boyfriend's place?
Are you a learner?
Politics / Re: FG Launches 5-Year Plan To Tackle Insecurity by onojaford(m): 11:58am On Apr 20, 2023
Just take a look at their slavish pose in that photo. These people people are not humans, but a conglomeration of animals!

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Religion / Re: Where Are You Worshipping Today? Am OFM -HQ by onojaford(m): 9:08am On Apr 02, 2023
At Mount Olives Shrine

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Politics / Re: Moment INEC Officially Declared Tinubu President-Elect (Video) by onojaford(m): 6:31am On Mar 01, 2023
Oboi!
I said the country will get worst, then it shall be later redeemed by force. This validates it. Under Tinubu's reign, we shall suffer a great economic, social and spiritual decline, but since injustice cannot continue indefinitely, there shall be an insurrection along the line - whose outcome shall, without fail, be redemptive.

I wait for time to invalidate my prognosis, or validate it. But, Tinubu on that seat, equals Buhari.
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Reveals Why He Didn't Support Any Candidate In Nigeria's 2023 Election by onojaford(m): 8:06am On Feb 28, 2023
He's far from being a responsible person. A responsible person has conviction. An irresponsible person sits on the fence, so as to avoid blames "if anything goes wrong."
Now, that ain't nice. Not desirable. If not for massive stupidity, should a cretin like Burna Boy get any special attention in our country?

I strongly see a day when people like him shall be dwarfed! Singers of thrashy musics and slutty entertainers shall not be our national icons, but people of real values; such as: emerging technologists, relevant and efficient converners, and patriots.

Burna Boy and his likes has done nothing but contribute even further to the decay of our national moral & spiritual fibers. What is the scientific, educational or spiritual values of their musics?
They do nothing but spread decay & in time to come they will be placed where they belong.

PS: for the fact that a thing gains wide/international acceptance does not mean it is ineffable or even relevant or core.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian National Arrested With Over 1000 Grams Of Drugs In The Philippines by onojaford(m): 10:38pm On Jan 29, 2023
macaranta:
At this point ,shii is getting out of hand .What's the NOA doing ?National orientation agency should educate people on a lot of stuff including this desperation to leave the shores of Nigeria aimlessly .

When you go to unreasonable countries(no job opportunities for foreigners, you don't speak the local language fluently ,etc )you set yourself up for survival lifestyle which will mostly be criminal in nature...

They should also start restricting exit visas for people going to countries with no economic opportunities ,this madness has got to stop.


Please let's be guided.
I have a great love for your reason; and this particular one which is immediately above, has been noted by me. Thank you!
Phones / Re: Nigerian Bank Cards Not Working On Google Play by onojaford(m): 7:23pm On Jan 18, 2023
Alusiizizi:


From some comments on this thread it seems that UBA dollar card is working, luckily I have UBA $$ card already. Honestly don't see the point ofhaving $$ account with a bank that will not allow transactions with a Dollar card.
How do you fund your dollar card?
Crime / Re: Two Nigerian Fraudsters Arrested In India For ₦‎138 Million Bank Fraud by onojaford(m): 10:12am On Jan 14, 2023
nedekid:

We Nigerians are the cause of our problems, that is why nothing works over here. We are too "smart" too "wise" we no longer have sense for anything to work.
At this rate few countries will accept Nigerians because of these stupid, greedy, smart by half idiots. When they are deported to Nigeria, the harshest of jail term with hard Labour must be imposed on them. I suggest 600 years. undecided
Heheheh... 600 years term?

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Education / Re: Masturbation Written In A Pupil's Textbook by onojaford(m): 9:36am On Jan 14, 2023
Sucre6:


If I see this thing in my kids book, I will take it to the school authority and ask them to pull it down, if they refuse, i will escalate it to PTA and have all kids withdrawn from such evil organization called school,
This isn't sex education, this is telling kids it's cool to masturbate, how's that sex education
u don't know that young mind is full of curiosity, they would like to experience things first hand, they would read this book and want to try mastubation, what good would these do to our young children?

Its obvious u don't have kids yet, don't worry, you will change this statement ones you have kids
Have you or have you not masturbated before?

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Education / Re: Masturbation Written In A Pupil's Textbook by onojaford(m): 9:34am On Jan 14, 2023
Minjim:
1. It's obviously a foreign textbook.

2. It's sex education.

3. The purpose is for early awareness to prevent allowing kids from being exploited

4. Sex education helps even parents teach their children about sex with the right moderate words ( even though it difficult to be moderate when it comes to talking sex)

5. It's better you tell your kids these things before they start happening than for them to discover it themselves ( from some paedophiles )

6. Civilization and democracy is a double edged sword. Don't be shocked

Your six points are valid.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested With 178 Grams Of Cocaine In India by onojaford(m): 9:31am On Jan 14, 2023
viodemus:
I think some of these catches are planted. Am not defending any criminal who is there to do crimes.

These people pay to money to go to India for education, or for sales, etc But the indians can't understand how they survive without work, because the Indians don't give them any work, if it's not damn near slave work.

The indians see these guys smoking weed and maybe selling weed to the indians, then they go raid their homes and plant narcotics in there. We need to examine the fingerprints or other forms of dna that can be identified by real professionals.

I can't vouch for this suspect sha, but I also suspect the indians too. They can be vindictive.
You are an idiot in plain sight!
Family / Re: I Suspect My Wife by onojaford(m): 10:28pm On Jan 09, 2023
MRAKPORS:


She is still ranting that I am insecure
Of course! Tell her you are. You are insecure cos that behavior of hers makes you insecure. Yes, I'm fucking insecure till you stop.

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Politics / Re: FG To Spend ₦‎3.3 Billion On Obasanjo, Jonathan, Others by onojaford(m): 7:15am On Dec 31, 2022
Three idiots.
We shall hang all these people. Mark my words.
They shall kick and writhe against the stone cold walls.
It will happen. Before your eyes. Broadcasted over cable networks.
They should keep scheming but one thing is certain: INJUSTICE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONTINUE INDEFINITELY.
Injustice calls for the the rise of a brutal despot, who will redeem the situation and liberate the people by blood, force, sweat, tears and fire and irons.

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