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CrimeRe: Man Sets Wife Ablaze In Ondo After He Discovered She Secretly Bought Property by onojaford(m): 6:38am On Feb 06, 2022
Lack of character has killed many people and will still kill more. It's bad to do half-hearted mischief. It kills. Why not divorce a man you don't trust? Instead you are living with him and buying properties secretly and you expect that your toxic partner won't find out.

It's no surprise than villains tend to live longer. This is because we are aware of all the evils we are going to do. It is decided. And we go miles to accomplish it without mixing it with fairness or kindness. That is character. Though a bad character. Unlike the double minded folks. The husband is a low-functioning villain though... But he tried his best.
CrimeRe: Man Sets Wife Ablaze In Ondo After He Discovered She Secretly Bought Property by onojaford(m): 6:33am On Feb 06, 2022
Alusiizizi:
The man didn't do anything wrong. I would have done worse.
But what could be worse than setting her ablaze. Please teach me!
CrimeRe: Man Sets Wife Ablaze In Ondo After He Discovered She Secretly Bought Property by onojaford(m): 6:31am On Feb 06, 2022
He has don well. Malicious women deserves malignant partners. Now go and quote me in Merriam Webster dictionary.
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy: Aside Sex, Most Girls Have Nothing To Offer A Man by onojaford(m): 5:22pm On Feb 04, 2022
Kriss216:
Exactly!


There's nothing special about Nigerian girls. Believe me

Remove procreation, what's the importance of a Nigerian girl in a man's life? Nothing!

I feel sad any time I see a man saying he loves a Nigerian girl. Give such a man 6 months max, he will come to his senses and realized there's nothing special about these daughters of Eve.

God didn't create Nigerian girls to be loved. They're created specifically for leisure.
Iyalaya eh!
CrimeRe: Be Careful, Evil People Are Everywhere. My Experience. by onojaford(m): 3:14pm On Feb 02, 2022
1Sharon:
He called your name and so what?

You want to harm an old man and wanted OP to stab the man in his story?

What will you now tell Nigerian police?
I will get away.
PoliticsVermin Supreme: Man Who's Run For Presidency The Highest Number Of Times by onojaford(op): 3:12pm On Feb 02, 2022
That’s Vermin Supreme, and he’s ran in every Presidential election since 1992. If elected, he promises a pony for every American (presumably like the one in the picture), and to go back in time to kill Hitler before World War II begins. He also has a secret plan to end the inevitable zombie apocalypse. And yes, that’s a boot on his head.

Vermin Love Supreme (born 1960 or in 1961), he is an American performance artist, politician, and activist who has run as a candidate in various local, state, and national elections in the United States. He serves as a member of the Libertarian Party's judicial committee. Supreme is known for wearing a boot as a hat and carrying a large toothbrush, and has said that if elected President of the United States, he will pass a law requiring people to brush their teeth.

P.S: this passes for the political section as well as the joke section, but since it's real, let's leave it in politics.

CrimeRe: Be Careful, Evil People Are Everywhere. My Experience. by onojaford(m): 12:15pm On Feb 02, 2022
I don't believe in fetishes and diabolical shit but just 2 evenings ago, something happened which surprised me, but I wasn't shocked as my opponent had expected me to be.

I was passing through a compound, a place where no one knew me, though it's a place I have passed at least 40 times. But I can vouch that no one there knew my name.. It was past 8pm when I passed 2 evenings ago.

There's this obnoxious old guy who lives there, though I have never seen his face, but only his form as I usually pass there at night, and all alone, and quietly. While I passed on that evening, I deliberately flashed him, because I saw that he limps on one leg.

Oboi... The next thing I heard was my name. Seriously, I laughed as I shuffled my eyes within their sockets but I didn't turn. He called again, but I was indifferent and kept moving on.

I was surprised, but being a Psychopath, it's impossible for me to be shocked by unexpected circumstances. That has helped me a lot.

If I catch that man at any corner I will make sure I break his other leg. If I don't do it, I will change my name.

PS: if I were OP I would have cut that man with a knife (I don't go about my day's business without a blade) for persuading me. It's something I have done numerous times. Nigeria is a jungle and if you live here, please arm yourself in one way or the other.
CrimeRe: Young Boys Film Themselves In A Shrine | VIDEO by onojaford(m): 10:32pm On Jan 31, 2022
Ethanuella:
Hmmmn,
The way these youngsters do despicable things for money ehhh.

In the next decade, houses and cars would become really cheap, because all these boys would end up selling them to to cure madness/ailment, or when they go broke (juju failure/end of ritual).

The amount of impotent, barren, and mentally unstable people that will flood this country in the next decade will be alarming.

Just continue your legitimate hustle. God will crown your efforts
Mark my words: a leader arises who shall attempt to clear the streets of mad people. First, he will try to rehabilitate them. Secondly, an attempt will be made to treat them. Thirdly, those who can't be remedied due to organic brain disorder shall be killed and given up to schools of anatomy as cadaver! Shebi it is Nigeria? It will happen.
HealthRe: UNIUYO Female Student Runs Mad After She Was Dumped By Unknown People (Photos) by onojaford(m): 7:59pm On Jan 30, 2022
Senseless people. You blurred her face off and you expect anyone to identify her? Or don't you know that many yeye girls dress like this one and wear their bags in the same fashion? They're just so redundant. U can hardly see a unique University girl. Meanwhile, arse drop!
SportsRe: Mason Greenwood Accused Of Domestic Abuse & Sexual Assault (Graphic Photos) by onojaford(m): 2:56pm On Jan 30, 2022
Kriss216:
Man: I don't give a f*CK what you want

Hardcore Alpha cheesy
Totally toxic. I don't see how suppressing another fellow makes one an alpha.
TravelRe: Tallest Skyscraper In Brooklyn Reaches Peak With 93-Storeys, Opens In 2022(Pics) by onojaford(m): 3:56pm On Jan 26, 2022
victorazy:
..but you saw crane on the first picture.

They have lifts too.
How do you know I saw cranes in the first in the first picture?
CrimeRe: 11-Year-Old Rape Victim Gives Birth To Baby Boy In Benue State by onojaford(m): 2:33pm On Jan 25, 2022
DeepSight:
Now here is a perfect case for all them Catholics and anti-abortionists to answer:
Two grounds here -

1. It was rape
2. She is 11 years old

Do you recommend that such a pregnancy must be retained on account of the "sanctity of life?"
Statutory rape, not rape.
CrimeRe: 11-Year-Old Rape Victim Gives Birth To Baby Boy In Benue State by onojaford(m): 2:29pm On Jan 25, 2022
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EducationFaith Odunsi Crowned "Mathematics Queen" Of Nigeria And Best In The World by onojaford(op): 1:23pm On Jan 23, 2022
MISS FAITH ODUNSI CROWNED "MATHEMATICS QUEEN" OF NIGERIA AND BEST IN THE WORLD.

The national mathematics centre of Nigeria (NMC) has crowned Miss Faith Odunsi of Ambassador College, Otta in Ogun State Nigeria as "MATHEMATICS QUEEN" for her outstanding performance in the National Olympiads Competition.

Miss Faith Odunsi solved 19 mathematics questions in 60 seconds, and became the best girl in mathematics competition.

26 students of both senior and junior secondary Schools across the country were also given awards in different categories in mathematics science.

Miss Faith Odunsi, 15 years old represented Nigeria at the Global Mathematics Competition, beats China, United States of America, United Kingdom and others and became the world best mathematics student .

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Enugu State Government Opens Cyber-security Training Programme For Youths by onojaford(m): 9:04am On Jan 19, 2022
stano2:
Nice one.
My babe benefited from one of their tech programs
Your babe?!
FoodRe: Can Nigerians Help Return A Beached Whale/Shark Back Into The Water? by onojaford(m): 6:34am On Jan 19, 2022
Mynd44:
And why is this a problem? It is food isn't it?

The ancestors of these people you hail hunted these fishes to almost extinction. Nigerians eat what 9-10 of these each year. What they are doing is penance for the greed of their parents, our people's eating of such small quantity does not put any strain on the ecosystem or their numbers.

Stop this self hating
Omo! Absolute reason!
HealthRe: Nigerian Man Tackles UK Psychiatric Doctors That Came To Treat Him (vid) by onojaford(m): 2:50pm On Jan 15, 2022
He suffers psychosis. Some of it's symptoms being:
*Paranoid delusion (that's why he feels persecuted).
*Word salad (his unrelated juxtaposition of words and incoherent speech).
Grandiose delusion (feeling that he is a Messiah or he has a gospel which will save the world)

Oftentimes he must suffer hallucinations too.
RomanceRe: Dear Married Men by onojaford(op): 9:04pm On Jan 14, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
are you saying that there should be NO COMMUNICATION whatsoever between them?!....this man should just get up and go find some olosho to smash because wifey say she aint in the mood for sex?!?!?



so you believe that the only reason a woman should refuse sex is if she has a wound in her toto?!?!? kai see this wicked brotha!
BTW the fact that a man works all day for his family shouldnt be a reason to demand that your partner does ANYTHING/EVERYTHING you deem fit, even if she isnt read/willing/able to do it. you should 1st ask her why and try to find a solution together so that BOTH of you are happy here. marriage isnt sexual slavery



whta about COMMUNICATING like two adults would?!



hope you feel the same way the day you cant mount your wife and she does exactly what you teach here...



many men out there are quick to want multiple wives, but after the honeymoon period is over and you need to must fukc these women EVERY DAMN DAY of your natural, see how you will now be the one coming up with excuses left right and center, lol!
You need to know how brutal some wives can be. Tons of men suffer this for months. Some of the women don't even give tangible reasons.

I read in a thread recently, where the man said his wife denied him sex for months, says he irritates her; then she said she wanted to go to her parent's house for a while and she went with their daughter. It's crazy!

If my wife won't give me sex, saying I irritate her, then, I find it somewhere else. Openly. I may even get a strong woman whom I bring home. One that my wife won't be a match for in a fight.

Any wife that says the husband irritates her after denying him sex, deserves to be beaten by a concubine.
RomanceDear Married Men by onojaford(op): 7:39pm On Jan 14, 2022
Dear married men, if your wife don't want sex, don't haggle with her. Get casual sex! It will surprise you how easy casual sex is, even. And don't try to hide it from your wife.

Men work hard for the family and he needs sex for a relief at night when he's retiring & and it is wicked for any woman to deny her husband sex, when she does not have a wound in her vagina.

Haggling with your wife will drain your enery and if you are in any creative career, the quality of your works will recede, because you're enduring an emotional torture from your wife and you're sexually tensed.

It's not worth it. Go get laid.

Getting another wife starts one day.
HealthRe: Taking A Bold Step To Know If I Have Kidney Disease Or Something Else by onojaford(m): 6:13pm On Jan 14, 2022
ChybuzzDD:
Just shut up! Una de go hospital for Nigeria? Which hospital/trained doctor misdiagnosed appendicitis as Peptic ulcer?

What you guys do in Nigeria is to patronize "chemists"(patent medicine dealers)/pharmacy shops/quacks/herbalists/religious houses, or even embark on self medications, and only go to the hospital when complications set in.
At the end, the doctor whom you presented late to, will bear the blame.
Hohoho hohoho
I'm not one of your superstitious junkies, perhaps.
What are you?
CelebritiesRe: Rory Teasley Choked To Death By His Boyfriend Docquen Jovo Watkins (Photos) by onojaford(m): 2:35pm On Jan 14, 2022
Apparent redpiller of a boyfriend. Why didn't they make tiktok video of the strangulation? iyalaya eh!
CrimeRe: Aminu Baba: I Eat Human Organs & Sell Body Parts - Zamfara Car Dealer Confesses by onojaford(m): 2:30pm On Jan 14, 2022
From car dealership to human parts dealership. Oboy! You must be a born dealer.

But you must be wicked tho.
HealthRe: Taking A Bold Step To Know If I Have Kidney Disease Or Something Else by onojaford(m): 2:24pm On Jan 14, 2022
dierich:
My symptoms now is:
I felt some dull ache around my stomach.
My urine is always concentrated especially when I drank lot of water and it took time for it to flush out.

NOTE: this is not a case of prostrate because I don't even have the urine in my bladder at all

Most times, I pass more urine at night/midnight when I'm asleep then during the day.

My blood pressure rises. 150/100

No swelling/edema


Below is how my urine looks like most times

lalasticlala, I'll appreciate if this reach FP
You have kidney problem.
My friend who had appendicitis was misdiagnosed for stomach ulcer. They prescribed medication for stomach ulcer. Months later, the gangrene of her appendix got terrible. Eventually she was operated and she never survived. Why? Late diagnosis. Misdiagnosis.

I have not faith in the kind of doctors we have here. They will hurriedly say everything is okay. Even as a mechanic, I can perform better surgery than most of them.

You go just fall down one day and die.
TravelRe: Mother Forgets Her Baby In A Commercial Bus After Alighting In Imo (video) by onojaford(m): 2:15pm On Jan 14, 2022
dynicks:
Where the people in the vehicle before she came in with the kid, placed under a spell not to have called her back or drew her attention to the kid before she highlighted and walked away?

If she was the first to have entered the vehicle, when she highlighted, didn't the guy or people around her noticed the presence of the kid still in the vehicle?...or better still, the person that sat close to her ought to have called her attention as to if the kid isn't hers or not.....


Lots of questions mehn!!
...e be things
They thought she was going to buy breast milk for her baby since she lost her breasts to cancer treatment
TravelRe: Mother Forgets Her Baby In A Commercial Bus After Alighting In Imo (video) by onojaford(m): 2:13pm On Jan 14, 2022
As Dem don unlift Twitter ban nau, she was busy drooling over her favorite pages. What phone addiction cannot destroy does not exist.
HealthRe: This Is The Root Cause Of The Soot In Rivers State (pictures) by onojaford(m): 2:10pm On Jan 14, 2022
Nicepoker:
If this country is restructured. The Eastern region can set up refineries on their own without waiting for useless approval from the failed federal government.
Oboy! Your brain is still functioning. The only thing I keep thinking about. I mean, so there are folks who can even run DIY oil refinery.

The problem is that people who have money in this part of the world hate to support development with their money. They can never support anything good.

Meanwhile, I stop here before I type gibberish.
BusinessRe: B-lord Acquires New Range Rover (Photo) by onojaford(m): 2:05pm On Jan 14, 2022
Kpakpala! Kpakpala philosophy.
HealthRe: Having A Heart Problem At The Age Of 28.. I Need Help And Advice by onojaford(m): 6:02am On Jan 14, 2022
Jackandrose:
Good day nairalanders

i've been living under the fear of having a heart problem for more than five years, but my people refused that i should go for scan probably because of fear that it might be true, and there won't be money to care/treat it..

Even me, i'm afraid to go for scan, because the moment it is comfirmed to me, i don't kno if i would be able to live with it..

i can't run nor do hard work, my pulse is always high and sometimes my breathing stop totally.. I've fainted multiple times, and i've been living under depression for so long..

Now, this symptoms is increasing on daily basis, but my people dosn't want me to go for scan.. Is like they already knows the result will turn out positive.

But what if i go for scan an the result shows that i have a heart probem, how will i be able to live with it, knowing fully very well that we don't have the money to cure it..

I don't kno what to do nairalanders, i need advice..
Your people are silly. Secondly, do you smoke igbo?
FamilyRe: The Worst Embarrassment You Have Received As A Result Of You Not Having Money by onojaford(m): 6:34am On Jan 13, 2022
isaiah4life:
Two days back, my little brother was diagnosed with malaria. It was indeed severe and I was cash strapped. I told the pharmacist to treat him while I hustle the money for him.

Unfortunately, I was unable to pay for his treatments as promised. Today, the dude just disgraced me in our area. Shouting on top of his voice that he didn't leave his village to serve me here and raining curses like a hurricane.

I was speechless. You know, the borrower is a slave to the lender. I begged him to give me till 30 December 2021 to see how I can raise the 10k. Someone sent me 1k I gave him to hold. If you see the way the dude threw the money at me and insulted my dead father eeh. I was just silent and I bowed out.

I can't even pass my area now because all eyes will be on me. Last last, I know I will make this money.

When I eventually have the money to pay him before the deadline, I will walk up to him, thank him for extending his grace period and leave.

The war is not against him but poverty.

UPDATE

I paid the pharmacist on the 22nd of December, 2021.

Days ago, I typed the above ordeal to just share my personal experience expecting nothing. I just typed to give a new narrative to how I handled my menace.

It wasn't long before, a good Samaritan (amdman ) reach out to me and credited my account with the exact amount needed to offset my brother's bill. I went to the pharmacist's shop and gave him his money. I thanked him for extending his grace period, appreciated him with an additional 2k to make it 12k for his kind gesture and I apologised for causing him distress.

He was perplexed and thanked me. I said, thank those that helped me out with the money.

He wanted to apologise for insulting my late father, but before he could finish his sentence, I obstructed him and told him not to. I told him I understand his rage and I promised never to cause him or anybody mayhem again.

As he was there trying to be emotional, I left.

Once again, thank you amdman for coming to my aid.

Remember, THE FIGHT IS NOT AGAINST HUMANS, BUT POVERTY.
St. Luke!
CelebritiesRe: Dino Melaye, Others Honoured At Mr Odey's Show & Entertainment Awards (Pictures) by onojaford(m): 7:23pm On Jan 12, 2022
Omashe O!
CelebritiesRe: Zazuh Zeh Crooner, Portable Angry As Insinstag Restricts His Account (Video) by onojaford(m): 6:16pm On Jan 11, 2022
thinkdip:
Don't change the narrative pls. The heading is wrong.

This video was not about any acc, he was angry because he got ripped of his money and they also took his car
How do you get your info please?
CelebritiesRe: Zazuh Zeh Crooner, Portable Angry As Insinstag Restricts His Account (Video) by onojaford(m): 6:12pm On Jan 11, 2022
A little irritating tho... See black mouth like ekuke own.

"I'm a big man now." He said, and somehow it makes me feel ashamed, maybe on his behalf.

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