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Family / Re: My Marriage Is Falling Apart And My Wife Wants To Sabotage My Job. by onojaford(m): 8:14pm On Jan 08, 2022 |
You have no idea that your daughter is just a daughter and you can always have daughters and even sons with some other women. Only if you know what it means to become jobless and broke, then you won't keep gambling with the useless individual you have as a wife! God knows I won't take bullcrap from any fucker! 10 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Is It Wrong To Be Lazy? by onojaford(m): 9:43pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
A woman in Florida became morbidly obese and spent all of her days inside eating and lounging, despite efforts of family to change her lifestyle. Eventually, because she’d become so large, her health started failing. A family member called in to report she was having emphysema-related issues. When teams arrived, the house was in disarray and hadn’t been cleaned in years. Trash caked the floor. It was clear the woman hadn’t gotten up to use the bathroom in a long time; she had just gone right there on herself. The stench was so powerful they had to get fans to air the house out before they went in. When they got to the woman, she was conscious and cognizant — but she could not get up. The team then had trouble removing her from the couch and putting her on a stretcher. It turned out the woman hadn’t moved from the couch she was on in six years, and her skin had become grafted to the couch itself. They had to take her, couch and all, to the hospital for emergency surgery, but unfortunately, she passed away during the surgery.
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Celebrities / Re: I Am Ready To Take Peoples’ Wives — Portable (Video) by onojaford(m): 4:12pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Appropriate lunacy! How this conductor take blow? Omashe O! |
Business / Re: Ebute Meta Plank Market On Fire by onojaford(m): 1:16pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Redundancy in your grammar OP. Which one be, "is currently on fire right now?" 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Ka3na: I Am Yet To See Who Can Rub Shoulders With Me, I'm The Only Boss Lady by onojaford(m): 1:12pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Grandiose delusion. Don't worry, one day we shall send you to labor camp, then subject you to the hunger plan too. Then you will know modesty. |
Politics / Re: Mami Water Power, Powerless Power – FFK Shades Estranged Wife, Precious (Video) by onojaford(m): 1:02pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Better cruise! But is it true that FFK indulges drugs? If yes what's his DOC (drug of choice)? 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Kenyan Woman Kills Herself And Her Two Children Over Husband's Infidelity (Pics) by onojaford(m): 12:57pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Curious346:Yes, I'm. |
Crime / Re: Kenyan Woman Kills Herself And Her Two Children Over Husband's Infidelity (Pics) by onojaford(m): 9:40pm On Jan 04, 2022 |
Curious346:Where can Nigerian men find them? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Someone Wrote His 2022 Resolution On The Rail Line (photo) by onojaford(m): 1:18am On Jan 04, 2022 |
Before opening this, I knew it would be about smoking. Such that I was shocked when I opened and lo, it was about smoking. |
Entertainment / Re: Lagosians Storm Badagry Beach To Have Fun On New Year (Photo) by onojaford(m): 2:56pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
Good place for mass murder or bombing :-D 4 Likes 1 Share |
Education / The Smartest Family In Britain Today, Is An African Family Of Nigerian Descent. by onojaford(m): 9:18pm On Jan 01, 2022 |
Reasons: 1. At 11 years old,Christina Imafidon (now 22) was the youngest student in history to attend a British university 2. Twelve year-old twins,Peter and Paula Imafidon became the youngest to ever pass the University of Cambridge’s advanced mathematics. Setting a world record. 3. Anne-Marie Imafidon,Now 31 years old, Anne-Marie spoke six languages and graduated from high school at age 10. In 2003, when she was only 13,she was granted a British scholarship. And at 17, Anne-Marie obtained her Masters Degree from Oxford University. 4. Anne-Marie was the youngest person to pass the A-level computing exam. Just last year she was called a “serial world record breaker” in the September 2011 edition of “Higher Education Digest” 5. Fifteen year-old Samantha Imafidon had passed two high school-level mathematics and statistics exams at age 6. She became the youngest girl in the UK to attend secondary school at the age of 9. 2 Likes 2 Shares
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Nairaland / General / Re: Where Are You Spending Your Cross Over Night? by onojaford(m): 12:04pm On Jan 01, 2022 |
Akwamkpuruamu: PHP basically, but you know now, you can always chip in HTML codes anywhere within PHP codes, as the need arises. That's why you're seeing some HTML tags there. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Are You Spending Your Cross Over Night? by onojaford(m): 6:50am On Jan 01, 2022 |
motionarena: Upon all of your sophisticated lappy, it's not your Daddy nor you who developed Facebook.com. Even China phone operating system you can't make. Which OS made by you has succeeded like windows OS which is part of what made Bill Gates a billionaire? Yeye. African mentality. Learning to maximize and appreciate technology! Arcade or hyper modern. Yeye man, ma use you catch cruise! 1 Like 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Are You Spending Your Cross Over Night? by onojaford(m): 12:33am On Jan 01, 2022 |
As you can see, I'm coding. PHP lobatan! 4 Likes
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Travel / Re: How Were They Able To Construct The Great Pyramid Without Modern Machineries? by onojaford(m): 9:20pm On Dec 30, 2021 |
ThierryJay:The stones were enchanted. #zazu_zeh! |
Travel / Re: How Were They Able To Construct The Great Pyramid Without Modern Machineries? by onojaford(m): 2:37pm On Dec 30, 2021 |
otomatic: The answer is amongst the three. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: My Father Always Swears For Us His Children by onojaford(m): 2:19pm On Dec 30, 2021 |
Ayanwukoma:Omashe o! If I were you I would shoot him. Directly to his heart or forehead. |
Culture / Re: "Jesus Is Coming Soon" Emir Of Bauch Says As He Host Bauchi Christians (Video) by onojaford(m): 7:48am On Dec 30, 2021 |
I do no religion, but then, this sounds irritating to me! |
Romance / Re: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by onojaford(m): 8:30pm On Dec 28, 2021 |
Munzy14: That's because the new guy was upfront with her. He directly demanded sex for certain amount and because of desperation for some money, she was overwhelmed. I mean, I try such with women. The highest thing you can get is a yes or no. And good enough, 80 out of 100 girls would agree. 10 will blush at your boldness. 5 will ignore you, while only 5 will rebuke you with violence. 7 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by onojaford(m): 8:26pm On Dec 28, 2021 |
hotwax:If you know she's so good why don't you forgive her for just wanting to "have a fling?" You still the madt! You never see nothing. 7 Likes |
Family / Re: A nairalander 4 Years Old Son Performing His Sonly Duty. by onojaford(m): 8:13pm On Dec 26, 2021 |
ahnie: Interesting adventure! |
Celebrities / Re: My Mansion Is Worth N500M — Blessing Okoro Finally Becomes A Land Lady (Photos) by onojaford(m): 6:47am On Dec 26, 2021 |
WizkidNews:Get ready for uterine prolapse. Or actual carcinoma of the uterus, if you were a lady. Thank you! |
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Shares Christmas Pyjamas Photo With Wife And Kids. by onojaford(m): 6:41am On Dec 26, 2021 |
kegode: You're fundamentally stupid! 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Truck Rams Into Bank In Ogun, 2 Crushed To Death, Others Injured (Graphic Pics) by onojaford(m): 2:12pm On Dec 24, 2021 |
Fancabulous:Upon all these soot that you've been inhaling! |
Programming / Re: Voice Over IP Integration Needed On A Website. Who Can Do It? by onojaford(m): 1:58pm On Dec 23, 2021 |
airsaylongcome: Would it please you to drop your WhatsApp contact, if at all you use WhatsApp? |
Programming / Re: Voice Over IP Integration Needed On A Website. Who Can Do It? by onojaford(m): 1:56pm On Dec 23, 2021 |
airsaylongcome: Thanks for the prompt response. The VoIP request is meant to be solely used for tutorials. An instructor would use it to communicate with their clients. |
Programming / Voice Over IP Integration Needed On A Website. Who Can Do It? by onojaford(m): 7:51am On Dec 23, 2021 |
As stated in the subject, a VoIP developer is needed. You can do it with any language of your choice; and you will be paid whatever you demand. Please respond, it's urgent. |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys T-shirt From Zlatan Ibile For Over N2.5 Million (Photos, Video) by onojaford(m): 9:36pm On Dec 20, 2021 |
Oluromantic:Why so serious? Someone can't smoke again? Perhaps, one of your kids must smoke � |
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Man Makes Street Beggar Kiss Him Before Giving Her Money Sparks Outrage by onojaford(m): 7:12am On Dec 10, 2021 |
drizslim: Hebephilia is the strong, persistent sexual interest by adults in pubescent children who are in early adolescence, typically ages 11–14 and showing Tanner stages 2 to 3 of physical development. Pedophilia (alternatively spelt paedophilia) is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Although girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11, and boys at age 11 or 12, criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13. A person must be at least 16 years old, and at least five years older than the prepubescent child, for the attraction to be diagnosed as pedophilia |
Education / Re: Nigerian Scientists/lecturers Are Not Lazy! by onojaford(m): 5:24pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
okeyumez: Wow... Very factual and straight to the point. Thanks for pointing this out. |
Celebrities / Re: Clem Ohameze In Tears As Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Gifts Him N8M For Surgery by onojaford(m): 5:01am On Nov 29, 2021 |
ThierryJay:This is the comment I was looking for. You get head! |
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