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Family / Re: My Marriage Is Falling Apart And My Wife Wants To Sabotage My Job. by onojaford(m): 8:14pm On Jan 08, 2022
You have no idea that your daughter is just a daughter and you can always have daughters and even sons with some other women.

Only if you know what it means to become jobless and broke, then you won't keep gambling with the useless individual you have as a wife!

God knows I won't take bullcrap from any fucker!

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Health / Is It Wrong To Be Lazy? by onojaford(m): 9:43pm On Jan 05, 2022
A woman in Florida became morbidly obese and spent all of her days inside eating and lounging, despite efforts of family to change her lifestyle.

Eventually, because she’d become so large, her health started failing.

A family member called in to report she was having emphysema-related issues.

When teams arrived, the house was in disarray and hadn’t been cleaned in years. Trash caked the floor. It was clear the woman hadn’t gotten up to use the bathroom in a long time; she had just gone right there on herself.

The stench was so powerful they had to get fans to air the house out before they went in.

When they got to the woman, she was conscious and cognizant — but she could not get up. The team then had trouble removing her from the couch and putting her on a stretcher.

It turned out the woman hadn’t moved from the couch she was on in six years, and her skin had become grafted to the couch itself.

They had to take her, couch and all, to the hospital for emergency surgery, but unfortunately, she passed away during the surgery.

Celebrities / Re: I Am Ready To Take Peoples’ Wives — Portable (Video) by onojaford(m): 4:12pm On Jan 05, 2022
Appropriate lunacy!
How this conductor take blow? Omashe O!
Business / Re: Ebute Meta Plank Market On Fire by onojaford(m): 1:16pm On Jan 05, 2022
Redundancy in your grammar OP.
Which one be, "is currently on fire right now?"

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Celebrities / Re: Ka3na: I Am Yet To See Who Can Rub Shoulders With Me, I'm The Only Boss Lady by onojaford(m): 1:12pm On Jan 05, 2022
Grandiose delusion.

Don't worry, one day we shall send you to labor camp, then subject you to the hunger plan too. Then you will know modesty.
Politics / Re: Mami Water Power, Powerless Power ​– FFK Shades Estranged Wife, Precious (Video) by onojaford(m): 1:02pm On Jan 05, 2022
Better cruise!

But is it true that FFK indulges drugs? If yes what's his DOC (drug of choice)?

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Crime / Re: Kenyan Woman Kills Herself And Her Two Children Over Husband's Infidelity (Pics) by onojaford(m): 12:57pm On Jan 05, 2022
Curious346:
are you ready for real dating
Yes, I'm.
Crime / Re: Kenyan Woman Kills Herself And Her Two Children Over Husband's Infidelity (Pics) by onojaford(m): 9:40pm On Jan 04, 2022
Curious346:
Kenyan lady are mean .

They only respect Nigerian men .and they love us unto death .

Their men are no good
Where can Nigerian men find them?
Nairaland / General / Re: Someone Wrote His 2022 Resolution On The Rail Line (photo) by onojaford(m): 1:18am On Jan 04, 2022
Before opening this, I knew it would be about smoking. Such that I was shocked when I opened and lo, it was about smoking.
Entertainment / Re: Lagosians Storm Badagry Beach To Have Fun On New Year (Photo) by onojaford(m): 2:56pm On Jan 03, 2022
Good place for mass murder or bombing :-D

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Education / The Smartest Family In Britain Today, Is An African Family Of Nigerian Descent. by onojaford(m): 9:18pm On Jan 01, 2022
Reasons:

1. At 11 years old,Christina Imafidon (now 22) was the youngest student in history to attend a British university

2. Twelve year-old twins,Peter and Paula Imafidon became the youngest to ever pass the University of Cambridge’s advanced mathematics. Setting a world record.

3. Anne-Marie Imafidon,Now 31 years old, Anne-Marie spoke six languages and graduated from high school at age 10. In 2003, when she was only 13,she was granted a British scholarship. And at 17, Anne-Marie obtained her Masters Degree from Oxford University.

4. Anne-Marie was the youngest person to pass the A-level computing exam. Just last year she was called a “serial world record breaker” in the September 2011 edition of “Higher Education Digest”

5. Fifteen year-old Samantha Imafidon had passed two high school-level mathematics and statistics exams at age 6. She became the youngest girl in the UK to attend secondary school at the age of 9.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Where Are You Spending Your Cross Over Night? by onojaford(m): 12:04pm On Jan 01, 2022
Akwamkpuruamu:


Html right?

PHP basically, but you know now, you can always chip in HTML codes anywhere within PHP codes, as the need arises. That's why you're seeing some HTML tags there.
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Are You Spending Your Cross Over Night? by onojaford(m): 6:50am On Jan 01, 2022
motionarena:
chai
U still using windows 7.

Upgrade your lappy this new year

Upon all of your sophisticated lappy, it's not your Daddy nor you who developed Facebook.com. Even China phone operating system you can't make. Which OS made by you has succeeded like windows OS which is part of what made Bill Gates a billionaire? Yeye. African mentality. Learning to maximize and appreciate technology! Arcade or hyper modern.
Yeye man, ma use you catch cruise!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Where Are You Spending Your Cross Over Night? by onojaford(m): 12:33am On Jan 01, 2022
As you can see, I'm coding.
PHP lobatan!

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Travel / Re: How Were They Able To Construct The Great Pyramid Without Modern Machineries? by onojaford(m): 9:20pm On Dec 30, 2021
ThierryJay:


Very valid questions. But there may be plausible scenarios still. The building blocks of 2-15 tons each were moved a whopping 525miles to site, equivalent of from Lagos to Nassarawa. Think of the quantum of ordinary human effort that will be expended in transporting hundreds of thousands of such blocks on foot or by chariot/animals.
The stones were enchanted. #zazu_zeh!
Travel / Re: How Were They Able To Construct The Great Pyramid Without Modern Machineries? by onojaford(m): 2:37pm On Dec 30, 2021
otomatic:
Since there are no cranes till date that can lift some of the weights used, I can postulate that either:

1. The ancients had a more advanced technology.

2. The builders were gigantic people, or

3. The blocks were moved in place by levitation.

But howbeit, basic implements like chisels, hammers and others could not have done the job else they would not have been completed.

The answer is amongst the three.

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Family / Re: My Father Always Swears For Us His Children by onojaford(m): 2:19pm On Dec 30, 2021
Ayanwukoma:
The thing that upsets me more is when we start narrating our experiences of been dealt with toxic parenting from our fathers some people will be saying, we were products of manipulations of our mom. but that's a lie... they just don't know our pains.

Here are the attributes of my father, don't know if it's redpill or not.

1) My father swear for us at any slightest provocation (he uses word like, YOU GO DIE, YOU GO USE YOUR MOUTH RUB GROUND, WITCH and so much more) imagine as a kid growing up till this day and this man still uses same languages on us his children.

2) HE'S CUNNY IN NATURE TOWARDS US HIS FAMILY.

You don't dare have an issue with a neighbor in the presence of my dad which he's aware of, because the next morning he be sitting with that same neighbor and talk ill about you in your presence ( how many times my mom has quarrelled with people because of him...but before we know it, him and them have reconciled. my mom would be the bad person in the town)

3) IS WITCH A GOOD NAME TO CALL YOUR CHILD?

This man has called us witch to the extent the whole area is looking at us as one, he has literally made us look bad in the presence of people. compare us with other people.
he has spoiled us with his bad tongue. full area gossiping telling people their papa self dey call them witch...belike them don confess before.
just because of my father toxic tongue.

4) MY FATHER HOLDS HIS BROTHERS CHILDREN IN HIGHER REGARDS THAN US.

you need to see the way he's happy whenever they come around, especially when they give him money like 5k, 3k ... prayers uphon prayers on them.
as soon as they go he starts the curses on us.. I don't know he just don't want us to succeed or not.

DO I HATE MY FATHER? I hate him with every blood in my veins yes, how can I love someone that abuses us immediately he sees us eating his food, looking at us like we are wrecking him from day one.

Any small thing, COMOTH FOR MY HOUSE (you must hear that word)

honestly speaking I myself am in my mid 20s and with what I experience to this day it's affecting me in my life, you can never see me smile.
am always angry, even when am happy.
when I talk, my words are always hard.. except when I try to be nice sometimes.

I SWEAR ON MY LIFE, I REFUSED TO BE THE MAN MY FATHER IS, EVEN IN MY NEXT LIFE TO COME.
Omashe o!
If I were you I would shoot him. Directly to his heart or forehead.
Culture / Re: "Jesus Is Coming Soon" Emir Of Bauch Says As He Host Bauchi Christians (Video) by onojaford(m): 7:48am On Dec 30, 2021
I do no religion, but then, this sounds irritating to me!
Romance / Re: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by onojaford(m): 8:30pm On Dec 28, 2021
Munzy14:

grin grin grin
The story be like fabble.

How can a lady who has gone that deep into him switch up in minutes of meeting a stranger.

The story no add up...

That's because the new guy was upfront with her. He directly demanded sex for certain amount and because of desperation for some money, she was overwhelmed. I mean, I try such with women. The highest thing you can get is a yes or no. And good enough, 80 out of 100 girls would agree. 10 will blush at your boldness. 5 will ignore you, while only 5 will rebuke you with violence.

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Romance / Re: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by onojaford(m): 8:26pm On Dec 28, 2021
hotwax:


i dont think she is into hookup. She just wanted to have a fling..one night stand...most ladies do..even the decent and faithful ones...

one guy will just come from nowhere and he will bang them...

I never saw any sign of infidelity in her...

I didnt disvirgin her, but she was well kept...I dont want to reveal everything
If you know she's so good why don't you forgive her for just wanting to "have a fling?" You still the madt! You never see nothing.

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Family / Re: A nairalander 4 Years Old Son Performing His Sonly Duty. by onojaford(m): 8:13pm On Dec 26, 2021
ahnie:
Still mopping the floor,doing his sonly duties.


Pics 2- His rewards after doing a nice job.
A very soft bread and tea.

Interesting adventure!
Celebrities / Re: My Mansion Is Worth N500M — Blessing Okoro Finally Becomes A Land Lady (Photos) by onojaford(m): 6:47am On Dec 26, 2021
WizkidNews:
sad
Sometimes i wish i was a lady, no work, no career, no sense, just opening of pussy, receive dick, cry, shout and boom, credit alert.
Get ready for uterine prolapse. Or actual carcinoma of the uterus, if you were a lady. Thank you!
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Shares Christmas Pyjamas Photo With Wife And Kids. by onojaford(m): 6:41am On Dec 26, 2021
kegode:
After seeing this, I felt so motivated. It changed my whole life , now I'm a successful person and became a trillionaire at a young age. I'm an engineer, pilot, medical doctor, architect and an astronaut. I got 20 Olympic gold medals, 10 Oscars, 7 Padma shree awards , 3 Noble prize award and 5 nominations. Next year I'm planning to buy moon. It all happened because of this , thank you so much admin

You're fundamentally stupid!

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Travel / Re: Truck Rams Into Bank In Ogun, 2 Crushed To Death, Others Injured (Graphic Pics) by onojaford(m): 2:12pm On Dec 24, 2021
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Upon all these soot that you've been inhaling!
Programming / Re: Voice Over IP Integration Needed On A Website. Who Can Do It? by onojaford(m): 1:58pm On Dec 23, 2021
airsaylongcome:


Explain your requirement better. I deploy and support VoIP solutions for businesses.

Is your request about having a VoIP solution where visitors to your website can chat your sales or support team. And if needed the chat can be escalated to a call?

Would it please you to drop your WhatsApp contact, if at all you use WhatsApp?
Programming / Re: Voice Over IP Integration Needed On A Website. Who Can Do It? by onojaford(m): 1:56pm On Dec 23, 2021
airsaylongcome:


Explain your requirement better. I deploy and support VoIP solutions for businesses.

Is your request about having a VoIP solution where visitors to your website can chat your sales or support team. And if needed the chat can be escalated to a call?

Thanks for the prompt response. The VoIP request is meant to be solely used for tutorials. An instructor would use it to communicate with their clients.
Programming / Voice Over IP Integration Needed On A Website. Who Can Do It? by onojaford(m): 7:51am On Dec 23, 2021
As stated in the subject, a VoIP developer is needed. You can do it with any language of your choice; and you will be paid whatever you demand. Please respond, it's urgent.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys T-shirt From Zlatan Ibile For Over N2.5 Million (Photos, Video) by onojaford(m): 9:36pm On Dec 20, 2021
Oluromantic:
Smokers are liable to die young

Tobacco contains over 50 substances that cause cancer

Normal lungs: Smokers lungs


These are the contents of cigar packs, yet Davido is still lighting up

Smoke your life to death bro. When you die, they will bury you with 30billion. RIP in advance
Why so serious? Someone can't smoke again? Perhaps, one of your kids must smoke �
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Man Makes Street Beggar Kiss Him Before Giving Her Money Sparks Outrage by onojaford(m): 7:12am On Dec 10, 2021
drizslim:
They said live your life but don't do it the wrong way

All paedophile are in Same league as rap!sts

Hebephilia is the strong, persistent sexual interest by adults in pubescent children who are in early adolescence, typically ages 11–14 and showing Tanner stages 2 to 3 of physical development.


Pedophilia (alternatively spelt paedophilia) is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Although girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11, and boys at age 11 or 12, criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13. A person must be at least 16 years old, and at least five years older than the prepubescent child, for the attraction to be diagnosed as pedophilia
Education / Re: Nigerian Scientists/lecturers Are Not Lazy! by onojaford(m): 5:24pm On Dec 09, 2021
okeyumez:
There's no scientist in Nigeria. Let's stop fooling ourselves. We only have theory scientists with plenty grammar. Why hasn't any so called scientist in Nigeria discovered vaccine for malaria or covid 19 drugs? No scientist in Nigeria has built transformers, phones, X-ray machines, motor engines, photocopy machines or spaceship. We only study to have titles and depend on white man.

Wow... Very factual and straight to the point. Thanks for pointing this out.
Celebrities / Re: Clem Ohameze In Tears As Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Gifts Him N8M For Surgery by onojaford(m): 5:01am On Nov 29, 2021
ThierryJay:
It's funny how the generous prophet Fufeyin looks very much like Clem Ohameze himself. They could pass off as brothers.
This is the comment I was looking for. You get head!

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