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Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Removal: NNPC Contracts Innoson Motors To manufacture city buses by onojaford(m): 5:03am On Nov 28, 2021
Really interesting to know that Innoson knows how to Do or has always had a genuine desire to DO. Innoson deserves every good it gets. They made plastic chairs successfully. Even motorcycles too. Even spare parts. They've been grinding in good service wayback. Innoson all the way!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Call Me by onojaford(m): 6:47pm On Nov 20, 2021
Mood11:
grin grin
You are dating her but she's not dating you.
Read the handwriting Bro,
Your babe has another boo.
Move on. If you eventually marry her you will be so alone and unhappy.

Take 100 naira buy Handkerchief you will need it when you see how effortlessly she will move on like you don't exist.
Op we all hope that you've swallowed this advice.
Romance / Re: Tech Guy Gets Called Out For Preying On Scholarship Applicants by onojaford(m): 2:14pm On Nov 18, 2021
Lollittaa:
Men will never learn never to mix business with pleasure.
It happens...
Health / Re: Where Can I Get Iboga Plant/ibogaine? by onojaford(m): 7:08pm On Nov 14, 2021
I'm equally searching for the Iboga tree or bark.
Romance / Re: She Is Into Runs Should I Still Marry Her? by onojaford(m): 6:29am On Nov 14, 2021
bigpriik:
I brought up this topic two years ago, it was about a girl i loved so much we were good friends, but she is Just into a kinda flashy lifestyle funded by runs. She always posts twerk videos on her Instagram and whatssap status and of course she is very beautiful and the kind of woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Hoestly I don't know why I love her, it's just crazy. Last year I deleted her number and pictures from my phone, because we had a fight over the tatoo she drew on her upper arm so I avoided her..

But yesterday I saw her in my street, meeen this girl don fine scatter and she is looking so fresh like those men are really paying her well. She called me and I answered we talked and believe me all the nuts in my head was loose because I talked to her.. embarassed,i felt all the old emotions back again and it was so strong again. I immediately collected her number and she sent me a hi on WhatsApp so we begin talking again, we chatted all Night and she told me how she missed me so much and all.

Is it sensible iI take her in, i am 29 now and rounding up for marriage and she is the only one i see but i am afraid because i feel runs girls don't really retire even after marriage..

Elders please i need your help..
I need


If you know you love her, just marry her. Allow her to keep doing her runs since it's her hobby. Resolve your jealousy. Make her prostitution formal, such that she will be putting a quota of her pay into the family account. Some people came to this world to be prostitutes, but somebody has to accept them for that.

Perhaps, it's almost impossible to be the sole owner of any man or woman in a relationship. Everyone cheats or will cheat. Only 0.8% of the population is exempted.

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Travel / Re: Tallest Skyscraper In Brooklyn Reaches Peak With 93-Storeys, Opens In 2022(Pics) by onojaford(m): 6:32am On Nov 12, 2021
PurestBoy:


Oga na lift dem go use na abi you think person wan climb staircase?
The last floor may have a helicopter deck too.

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Travel / Re: Tallest Skyscraper In Brooklyn Reaches Peak With 93-Storeys, Opens In 2022(Pics) by onojaford(m): 6:31am On Nov 12, 2021
Explorers:


Tower cranes and elevators
Wow... Thank you smiley

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Romance / Re: 4 Ex Girlfriends Left Me With The Same Story, I Am Confused by onojaford(m): 1:42am On Nov 12, 2021
Nebes:
Move on. Make money. Don’t tell your future partners about your breakup history so they don’t use the same format.
Above all, find peace with yourself and don’t be too emotionally needy in any relationship.
Op, I hope you have heard? Pay attention to this advice. Your problem is not spiritual at all.

Finally, stop dating church girls.
Science/Technology / Re: Photos Of Pregnant Animals by onojaford(m): 1:36am On Nov 12, 2021
Explorers:
Male giraffes have been known to bash their necks against one another in order to claim a female partner, sometimes even resulting in death
Jealousy in relationship is as intrinsic & evolutionary, just as it is universal amongst lower animals and man.

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Science/Technology / Re: Photos Of Pregnant Animals by onojaford(m): 1:31am On Nov 12, 2021
Explorers:
Pregnant Cow.
Lol... As funny as a F.
Travel / Re: Tallest Skyscraper In Brooklyn Reaches Peak With 93-Storeys, Opens In 2022(Pics) by onojaford(m): 1:26am On Nov 12, 2021
Mind-blowing!
I'm only curious to see how they transported building materials all the way up.

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Crime / Re: Woman Stabbed To Death In Ondo, 3 Years After The Murder Of Her Only Daughter by onojaford(m): 1:07pm On Nov 10, 2021
MrKShoes:
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Do you want to boost your sexual vitality and also enjoy the taste of chocolate milk?

Check signature to learn more

She (or he) will thank you for making the right choice!


The alcoholic volume is too low...
Travel / Re: 6 Die In Fatal Accident In Enugu (Photos) by onojaford(m): 8:11pm On Nov 06, 2021
Omashe o! It could be anyone.

In the future, we won't destroy vehicles because they killed people in an accident....

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Education / Re: FUTO Student Arrested For Pouring Hot Water On Fellow Student Over Toothpaste by onojaford(m): 8:09pm On Nov 06, 2021
Hmmm... I dread ill-mannered persons.

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Education / Re: Ikpeazu Gifts Cars To Abia Teachers, Applauds Commitment, Dedication (Photos) by onojaford(m): 9:09pm On Nov 03, 2021
ChiefSosa:
It's cool. I hope their salary will be enough to fuel and maintain the car.
I believe it'll be more beneficial if those teachers give those vehicles to people that'll use it for transport, while they get paid daily or weekly. They'll make more money since the sienna vehicles are still in good condition and can convey more people.
You are still very much with the brain you were born with. Congratulations!
Family / Re: What I Found In My Grandma's Wooden Box(pictures) by onojaford(m): 6:08pm On Nov 03, 2021
Stingy old woman!
Romance / Re: Leave Abroad Men Alone!! by onojaford(m): 9:39pm On Nov 02, 2021
Lollittaa:

reply my DM
Replied!
Health / Re: Painful Menses. Please Help! by onojaford(m): 9:24pm On Nov 02, 2021
Lollittaa:
As far as I could remember, I've always had very painful menstruation. To a point that it affects my ability to work or be productive.
Painkillers hardly work, so it's about 4-7 days of Pre menstrual cramps +5 day period of agony. Almost two weeks every month. Sometimes I fall sick during or after my period.
I talked to my doctor. I was thinking family planning pills might pause my periods for sometime. But he said no they don't. He advised I be taking painkillers prior to my period and I have ulcer.

I'm tired. NL doctors, what can I do?

Has it always been painful?
You may want to check your ovaries too. The presence of a cyst could cause cranky menses.

For painkillers, try opioid or barbiturates.
Romance / Re: Leave Abroad Men Alone!! by onojaford(m): 9:22pm On Nov 02, 2021
Lollittaa:
If you're a lady living in Nigeria, use your two hands to draw your two ears.
Have you done that?
LEAVE ABROAD NIGERIAN MEN ALONE!
Leave them alone.
Most of these men are married and looking for a fun time. If a solid relationship is what you want, leave them alone.
From what I've seen and read, many of them are batshit crazy. Like the worst misogynist you can find. They don't rate women. THEY WILL USE AND DUMP YOU.
December is a month and a few days away. They'll soon start returning home. Stay away from them.
Don't say you weren't warned.

You should start a column for some newspapers. Your "insights" will definitely reach a larger audience who will at the same time find them handy.

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Romance / Re: Men are Wicked by onojaford(m): 9:16pm On Nov 02, 2021
Lollittaa:
As I scrolled through fb, I came across a post. This lady, her boyfriend took her to market, to buy things. Only for her to discover that the next day, those items they bought were for his introduction with another lady.
That's just one story.
What of the one who will invite his girlfriend to someone's wedding, without her knowing its his. And she bought asoebi sef. My God!

Men are WICKED , CALLOUS creatures. Even the Bible confirms it. I know they'll flock this thread to say nonsense but, this is the truth.
Why will you date someone you can't marry and then you ask her to follow you to market to buy things meant for your wedding to another woman?
And she humbly followed you.
And you know what?
After two, three months, these same men will crawl back inside inbox.
"I miss you"
"You won't understand"

Now I'm beginning to understand why some men are locked inside bottles. They deserve every bit of it!

"But women do same"
True. But it's 1 woman to 50 men. That's the ratio.
Men are callous. Wicked. Extremely wicked.
Breaking hearts left, right, centre, to prove what? Even if she has offended you, why can't you LET HER GO? After 2, 3,4 years of dating you, she sees your wedding on Facebook.

I pity the women marrying such cursed men. You will never enjoy your home. Because your husband broke the hedge the serpent will bite the both of you. Many of you men are so empty, something as useless as kayanmata can hook you. You have no conscience. You think with your dick.
Must you break so many hearts before you get married? Must you invite so many curses on the head of your future family?
Continue inviting evil into your household. We'll see how it plays out.

Hmmm... Everyone deserves to be happy. It is true that all humans are wicked. "The heart of man is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked. Who can know it?" - Jer 17:9

It's everyone. Both men and women.
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Obi Cubana And His Sons by onojaford(m): 7:36pm On Nov 02, 2021
Lollittaa:

you should seek help. Attractive teenagers will always exist. One slip up, you lose everything you've worked for. Doesn't matter if she initiated it.
I'm very sure you're very educated, working class young man. Is your forbidden attraction to "young blood" worth all you are and all you have?
The fact is, I don't really care about whatever loses or "shame" my preferences may cause me in some future. Meanwhile, I love how you think. We should get to know.
Education / Re: FUTO Student Dressed As A Native Doctor To A Night Class As Exam Draws Near by onojaford(m): 11:24am On Nov 02, 2021
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??



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Education / Re: FUTO Student Dressed As A Native Doctor To A Night Class As Exam Draws Near by onojaford(m): 11:23am On Nov 02, 2021
High Tension Cruise.
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Obi Cubana And His Sons by onojaford(m): 11:17am On Nov 02, 2021
Lollittaa:

You're acquainted with mature females and attracted to underage girls. There's nothing to be curious about. Because if I get to know you in person, I'm definitely reporting you to whomever I can
Wow... I take the threats of women seriously. I better lie low then.
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Obi Cubana And His Sons by onojaford(m): 5:06am On Nov 02, 2021
Lollittaa:

it's the moniker that gives you the hope that I'm a teen. I'm not.
Common, I feel convinced you're some kind of an adult. I have casual acquaintanceship with dozens of adult girls, so I'm not just all about smallies. Only getting curious about you. Really.
Properties / Re: Femi Osibona: Face Behind Collapsed 21-storey Building In Ikoyi by onojaford(m): 10:29pm On Nov 01, 2021
Lollittaa:
I blame the lagos state government for not demolishing that building right after it was sealed off. They had the duty to protect lives and failed at doing that. Unfortunately this is Nigeria where anything goes. undecided
Eh... Eh!
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Obi Cubana And His Sons by onojaford(m): 10:21pm On Nov 01, 2021
Lollittaa:

I'm a little bitty bit older than that undecided
Why do you want to know my age?
I'm curious about you. It may be cool to converse with you on the long run.
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Obi Cubana And His Sons by onojaford(m): 8:32pm On Nov 01, 2021
Lollittaa:

why? Secretly hoping I'm less than 21? undecided
No... No... Intuitively, I feel you are a girl around 24/25. But since I'm not certain, I would love to find out firsthand. I'm curious.
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Obi Cubana And His Sons by onojaford(m): 4:08pm On Nov 01, 2021
Lollittaa:

sincerely stop your perverted ways. I know you're in your 30s,at least a 20 year old is legal. Too young, but legal.
I'm OK.
I'm actually glad to know you're cool. Would it please you to say how old you are?
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Obi Cubana And His Sons by onojaford(m): 3:30pm On Nov 01, 2021
Lollittaa:

you'll still find yourself in between the thighs of some 16 year old very soon undecided
Honestly I won't be surprised, but while this current good-chemistry lasts, I hope to be faithful.
Meanwhile, hope you're very good today...
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Obi Cubana And His Sons by onojaford(m): 8:23am On Nov 01, 2021
Lollittaa:

still chasing underage girls? undecided
Hello bae... Happy new month. Recently I got a girl who seem to love as well as like me. She just clocked 20 but the amazing thing is, she looks 15/16 and immature and also in 300level. Initially I was disappointed she was in the university as I had thought she was a sec school student. Reluctantly I rolled with her & chemistry built up. Cos of the current chemistry, my appetite for underage is currently passive. But believe me, it can't die. It's my perfect and well-accepted preference honey.

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