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Politics / Re: FG To Spend ₦‎3.3 Billion On Obasanjo, Jonathan, Others by onojaford(m): 7:15am On Dec 31, 2022
Three idiots.
We shall hang all these people. Mark my words.
They shall kick and writhe against the stone cold walls.
It will happen. Before your eyes. Broadcasted over cable networks.
They should keep scheming but one thing is certain: INJUSTICE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONTINUE INDEFINITELY.
Injustice calls for the the rise of a brutal despot, who will redeem the situation and liberate the people by blood, force, sweat, tears and fire and irons.
Romance / Re: Man Wins $30.5 Million Lottery 24 Hours After His Girlfriend Dumped Him (Video) by onojaford(m): 11:21pm On Dec 24, 2022
Magnoliaa:
Nice one.

See?

All men too should dump their gfs and move forward in life and leave women alone. They have no use.

I hope this man never go into a relationship at all and cut ties with every single female in his life.

He should find a men-only locality to relocate to and thrive.

Dim-witted ill-humor!
Programming / Re: What Programming Languages Do You Know? by onojaford(m): 7:47am On Dec 19, 2022
Kipaji:


Wow 6 on 5? shocked What kind of projects have you done with SQL so far?
Intarakt.com
And others.

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Programming / Re: What Programming Languages Do You Know? by onojaford(m): 2:07am On Dec 17, 2022
PHP - 4.6/5
SQL - 6/5
JAVA - 4/5
JAVASCRIPT - 4.9/5

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Events / Re: Pictures As Abuja All White Pool Party Holds In Grand Style by onojaford(m): 10:17am On Dec 14, 2022
RestructureNig3:
We need restructuring and decentralisation of power in Nigeria
Let's roll...
Events / Re: Pictures As Abuja All White Pool Party Holds In Grand Style by onojaford(m): 10:16am On Dec 14, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
That slim woman in the last picture though

My love for slim women knows no bounds



You know nothing about slim women son

.slim women are the best....just try them and you will give testimony

You want to talk about thier thigh that is slim enough not to choke their vaginal thereby preventing vaginal odour......talk about thier portability
Have you seen them on leggings...mehnnn....they are damnn sexy with their conspicuous camel toe on tight fitted leggings
Talk about thier deepness....slim girls are deep down there....they can accommodate anything that comes in...
their preferred position during coitus is sitting on you or the cow girl style
Then watch how they soak and wet your dickkk with all sort of vaginal fluid....sticky, foaming, watery and Slippery
Very obscene and vulgar
Crime / Re: Kenyan Man Allegedly Kills His Wife For Returning Home Late (Photo) by onojaford(m): 10:07pm On Dec 07, 2022
emnite:
A man that married a beautiful wife and the man that planted corn by the road side are the same
Please rephrase. Change "beautiful" to "prostitute."

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Science/Technology / Re: Nigeria's Team Wins At Huawei ICT Competition, Nigerians React by onojaford(m): 8:05am On Dec 06, 2022
FrancescoFarino:
Technology will be the new oil
I hate this cliché!
Foreign Affairs / Re: San Francisco To Allow Police 'Killer Robots' (Video) by onojaford(m): 11:46am On Dec 03, 2022
Emmacy001:
Our youth should embrace this kind of technology.
Not getting into Yahoo for quick rich syndrome.
We can do this mehn
It seems you're working on a prototype... If yes, I'm interested.
Fashion / Re: Meaning Of Various Tattoos Worn In Nigeria by onojaford(m): 11:11pm On Dec 01, 2022
izicooo:
Please, I need an answer to this puzzle. Three years ago when I newly married
my husband, I noticed a new (during courtship he had none) tattoo on his left arm. When I asked him for the meaning of the tattoo, he just responded that it is just fashion and it is meaningless. I held my cool, but I have been noticing guys wearing the same tattoo, I still held my cool. Please, my curiousity has risen now and I can't control it. The other day I saw an actor in a nollywood movie wearing the same tattoo. Please, my instinct tells me itz a cult sign but I want to be sure, I have searched online for the meaning but since itz a local tattoo here in Nigeria I couldn't find it on goggle, does it mean that my husband is a cultist and I don't know. I need answers please, because if I discover it is a cult sign I will run for my life. Anytime I try to bring that up in our discussion, he won't even say anything about it. I'm worried.
The tattoo is a cross sign with three small stars on top.

It is worn by murderers.

Tattooing generally is a special and a natural attraction for criminals.
Health / Re: After Treating STD, This Is How I See Women Now by onojaford(m): 3:53pm On Nov 30, 2022
FaithBrain1994:
And i hear say some niggaz still dey put their tongues in that same stinky infected contagious well, tueh!
They are signing up for buccal cancer. Don't worry, they will soon start receiving newsletters.

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Health / Re: After Treating STD, This Is How I See Women Now by onojaford(m): 3:36pm On Nov 30, 2022
olab059:


HAHAHAHA! Me too. In fact, I have ended relationships because of this. The girls always want raw...even after knowing you for just a few days. Girls no dey fear at all.
Why will they be afraid of STD when they are the hosts? God punish any girl who fail to treat her STD and STI.

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Health / Re: After Treating STD, This Is How I See Women Now by onojaford(m): 3:30pm On Nov 30, 2022
ukaface:
You no practice safe sex, you Dey blame women……..mtcheeeew
Which one are you on?
Health / Re: After Treating STD, This Is How I See Women Now by onojaford(m): 3:28pm On Nov 30, 2022
Uptheante:
How dare you even fucck a Nigerian girl unprotected ?
It's like you are so careless with your life
Please loud it like presidential campaign. You give her postinor 2 but you surely have contacted!
Health / Re: After Treating STD, This Is How I See Women Now by onojaford(m): 3:26pm On Nov 30, 2022
DeJoeee:
How I wish you fit understand me like this.
96k and I'm still waiting for confirmatory test. E fit be say the stubborn bacteria still dey.
And the girl na one normal 19 year old gal .
I no for once suspect say she carry legion for body.


Hehehehe... Normal 19yrs old girl? Someone who started her lashing ministry 4,5 yrs ago? Well, the intensity of your disease proves her promiscuous sophistication.
Romance / Re: 15 Things You Must Not Say To Your Woman by onojaford(m): 3:20pm On Nov 30, 2022
Very nonsensical.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Participates At The 16th Summit Of Lake Chad (Photos) by onojaford(m): 6:23am On Nov 30, 2022
Bunch of senile animals.
Business / Re: Tang Jian: Story Of How Former Millionaire Turned Sausage Seller (Photos) by onojaford(m): 7:23pm On Nov 28, 2022
Eyinju112:
He didn’t consider suicide as an option.... I love his courage
His mind has always been balanced. Perhaps it's no every ill-fate ends in suicide.
Politics / Re: Rampaging Hoodlums In Osogbo On Adeleke’s First Day In Office by onojaford(m): 1:13pm On Nov 28, 2022
Omooba77:
APC is just full of destructive elements........
Why must hoodlums have so much power.......
Because we have never decided to call evil, evil; and actively fight it!

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Welcomes Friends To England Ahead Of Her Church Wedding (video) by onojaford(m): 11:27pm On Nov 26, 2022
Pathetic individuals. I wonder how these people feel good throwing parties and making expensive trips all around the world when there country is in perpetual disarray. Importunate simpletons!

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Unveils The Redesign Naira, Presides Over FEC Meeting by onojaford(m): 11:09pm On Nov 23, 2022
Nemesis0147:
Waste of resources !!
Emefiele Should be arrested!!
The kind of looting going on in this government will shock Nigerians when another government takes over!
PO has a lot of work to do come next year.
Why can't we do something about it?
Health / Re: Photo Of Oko Poly Student Who Committed Suicide Over Failed Relationship by onojaford(m): 10:34pm On Nov 23, 2022
BigDawsNet:
Suicide for financial reasons still fit get little mouth for heaven

But Suicide for relationships purposes no make sense atall...

When we have approximately 98.25 million single girls in Nigeria

You can't have decimals in population. Can you now? How do you say "there are 5 and half boys in a room. "

??
Health / Re: Photo Of Oko Poly Student Who Committed Suicide Over Failed Relationship by onojaford(m): 12:05pm On Nov 21, 2022
BigDawsNet:
Suicide for financial reasons still fit get little mouth for heaven

But Suicide for relationships purposes no make sense atall...

When we have approximately 98.25 million single girls in Nigeria

Interesting. Please where did you study to become a statistician?
Education / Re: NORD Builds Auto Assembly Plant In University Of Lagos (Photos) by onojaford(m): 12:19am On Nov 09, 2022
TastyFriedPussy:
I pray it later ends up getting destroyed by a very terrible fire outbreak and also claiming the lives of the CEO some workers and students... Rubbish, They want to be making money while I'm here struggling.

What a caustic individual you must be! Go set it on fire then and spend the next 8yrs at Okene prisons on indictment for arson. Idiot!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Just Venture Into Akara Business??? by onojaford(m): 11:43am On Sep 04, 2022
IzzyAgu:
Hi Fellow Nairalanders!

I am typing this piece with Disappointment, I least expected this.

So, I finished My Youth Service with Joy and gladness, and was back home till I get a good paying job, since I studied Metalogy/Civil Enginnering in the University..

As a Sure guy with Parly (Certificate) cheesy
I was very much confident of getting a nice paying job, So I started my Journey as a Job Seeker..

1st year, 2nd year, went by, and still nothing, So i decided to digress into something else for the meantime, everyone knows how Nigeria is .

I decided to pop into Teaching, atleast 'head still fresh'
I got this job, in a Primary school, the Headmistress and I agreed on a 30,000 monthly salary... I was happy though .

I resumed work, truth be told it was fun, but Sour at last..
I never knew this Madam was in for a trick..

Things were going well oo!
Firstly, Late to work a day - 5,000 deducted
Not being audible enough in the classroom - 3,000 deduction
Pupils not able to grab the day's work - 2,000 deducted
Failure to mark pupils note/ asessment/ assignment - 5,000 deduction
Few pupils failing Test, Oral questions and Examination - 5,000 deduction....

I was called for my salary, then Mrs. Headmistress brought out my file of report and defects , i was shocked when she tabled a sum of 15,000 naira as my salary for the month and Said "Welcome" I couldn't Fanthom where I was but i gathered myself and said "Thank you ma"

According to my fellow staff, this was the hidden principle in The School, people's salaries were deducted to nothing ...


I went home and slept throughout the week ..

Now Do you think I continue in this Mess or Venture into frying of akara and become self employed..


what are your thoughts, help a brother!!
Start scrap metal dealership/foundry. Smelt scrap metal and cast them into certain kitchen utensils. So in your thinking your education should have ended in the damn classroom?
Education / Re: All Schools In Lagos State To Begin The 2022/2023 Academic Year On September 5 by onojaford(m): 10:04am On Sep 04, 2022
I hate school. I hate first term resumptions. Thinking back to it makes me sick just as reading this news does. I cringe when I see students industriously marching to school. Damnn!
Travel / Re: Why Is No One Talking About This In Nigeria by onojaford(m): 9:10pm On Aug 25, 2022
Tunjibalogun:
I mean families are being separated daily due to economic migration from Nigeria to overseas because the country isn't working.

They're many lonely wives separated from their husbands who work abroad

Brothers are separated from their brothers and sisters because they've gone to seek for greener pastures

Some parents haven't seen their children for years because they've gone for greener pastures


You don't see Americans, British or Dutch people separating from their families just to work in Africa.


Why is everything the opposite for Africans.

Funny a thing the black Africans count it as an achievement to migrate to a white man's country and abandoning his own root to rot away.

Was the black man created on a sunny day?

Help me solve this puzzle

It's because slavery is ingrained in the genetic codes of the modern black man. If he's not eventually sold away, he will find a way to sell himself. Don't worry much, we hope to call them to nobility of spirit.

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Travel / Re: Mack Rutherford: 17-Year-Old Pilot Becomes Youngest To Fly Around The World Solo by onojaford(m): 8:44pm On Aug 25, 2022
Jennifer663:
Because they have the money to do whatever they want.

Contact me For your Academic Assignment, Articles,power point, proposals, research works and also With good Turnitin report.
Not just money. They have the imagination and the will to do it. Give Tomolo 4Billion & he may still be Tomolo.
Romance / Re: How Can I Quit A "Friends With Benefit" Relationship by onojaford(m): 6:24am On Aug 10, 2022
oghalebros:
Anytime she comes just tell here you are broke or saving money to buy laptop...
This is the best answer. Take it or leave it.
Science/Technology / Re: Gorgosaurus: 77-million-year- Old Dinosaur Skeleton Sells For $6m by onojaford(m): 12:08pm On Aug 01, 2022
EBEk101:
This people with their millions of yrs
How do they come to know this
I believe you've never heard of carbon dating...
Education / Re: Easy Ways To Identify Intelligent People by onojaford(m): 10:34pm On Jul 23, 2022
Fairview1:
Intelligent people are naturally curious people. They ask you questions upon questions.

When you answer, they ask you more. When you start using big words, they ask for clarification. When they can’t understand anything you’re saying, they ask for you to explain it to them as if they were a five-year-old.

When you say something intriguing, they write it down in their notebook or phone.
These people are not naturally more intelligent. They’re better learners which makes them more intelligent.

Why do they learn better? They’re genuinely curious and ask questions from a humble standpoint. I’ve met billionaires who’ve said, “explain it to me as if I were a five-year-old.”

This simple phrase has changed my life when it comes to learning. As soon as you stop asking questions, you stop learning. As soon as you stop writing down ideas, you forget them.

The hardest part of becoming intelligent is not bullshitting yourself about what you know; it’s being humble enough to ask questions. If you can do this, then people will see you as intelligent, too.

Let's hear from you, how do you personally identify intelligent people when you see them?

A truly intelligent person (at his full or half potential) knows so many unrelated things. They also have a vast vocabulary (as a rule of thumb); so as you mention an obscure word, a truly intelligent person will almost know it. What is intelligence even? What you are nailing as intelligence, is not intelligence. It is called "Openness." And oh yes, it is a trait of intelligence but not as pivotal as your post asserts. Basely, intelligent has to do with how one processes information, and connect meaningful dots within a miraculous time frame or however. Intelligence is also different from learning, just as it is variable. One person may have literary intelligence, while another may have musical intelligence, or mathematical intelligence, while they are deficit in other areas. The overall kind of intelligence, which I suppose is what you meant, is gross intelligence - which can be called, "Common Sense." One may be high in common sense, but is not learned in any special field of knowledge. Potentially, they will learn faster and as well, if they are exposed because of the common sense they are endowed with.

Intelligence in its gross form, is what Common Sense is.

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Phones / Re: Umar Usman Dagona Invents A Phone That Operates Without A Sim Card by onojaford(m): 10:17pm On Jul 23, 2022
nijaomegacode:

This idiot wants to take us back to 1940. What kinda stupid invention is this na? The world is going to 6G, this one is innovating zero G.
God forbid!!
Are you the one taking the world to 6G? Useless coconut head! Maybe you should go and learn to build simple FM Circuits. Yeye...

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