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Health / Re: My Experience At Federal Teaching Hospital, Gombe, Gombe State (Photo) by onojaford(m): 9:36pm On Jul 21, 2022
"In your own wisdom you went to a federal hospital," why didn't same wisdom tell you to clean your ears? Always following after experts. You think those making cotton buds for years are fools right?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jennifer Lopez Marries Ben Affleck, Her 4th Husband, Changes Last Name [pix] by onojaford(m): 9:38pm On Jul 18, 2022
Tayodotcom:
Their love life really define what they say about "what is your will forever be yours" no matter the issues, distance or disaster that comes in-between
Sounds like you have an ex you're missing and can hardly get over... Bullshit! Nothing like "what's yours is yours."
Religion / Re: I Stepped On A Fetish Thing While Going To 5am Mosque (PICTURE) by onojaford(m): 7:27pm On Jul 16, 2022
dryakson:
I mistakely stepped on a fetish thing with ₦10, 12 peppers, colanut and a mini clay pot while on my way to the mosque at about 5:15am.
The listed items were carefully arranged on the ₦10 note before stepping on it. What could that be?
NOTE: It's in the north, and a Muslim dominated place.
So, I threw the cola and the mini clay pot away and burt the ₦10.
Am I in trouble? shocked

Fear not. I myself have taken bread, chin chin, fanta and even money from bullshits like this and they were all at different times. Nothing has happened to me after years. If I'm dead broke and hungry and I see reasonable sacrifice items, I will adopt at once. Know not that ye are the gods?

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Romance / Re: My Soon To Be Wife by onojaford(m): 4:30pm On Jul 16, 2022
Bennysam:
Brother run , ref flag everywhere

Red flags everywhere Bros.
Romance / Re: Man Disfigured A Lady's Car For Rejecting His Advances by onojaford(m): 11:38pm On Jul 03, 2022
Godada:



No woman is worth this sort of tantrum from a guy.

It's understandable that guys could get emotionally invested in a lady, but most times, guys should value their self respect.

He has succeeded in proving her right that she made the right decision.

Aside the superficial packaging: most women are the same under the hood.
.


Please expound more. If they are the same under the hood then what are they please? You seem to know and I would like to know too. Thanks
Family / Re: Man weeps after discovering he’s not the biological father of his child. by onojaford(m): 11:29pm On Jul 03, 2022
dochenaj:
The most painful part of this is that Jesus commanded we forgive all who trespass against us; including this traitorous wife.

How can you forgive something so damning and mind altering?

May God help us.
Fuxck Jesus!
Career / Re: What Childhood Dream Did You Have? by onojaford(m): 7:34pm On Jun 29, 2022
FalseProphet1:
My dream was to become an Airforce, but I failed medical screening in NDA, they said I have flat floot or whatever that means. Today I'm now a prophet. Isn't Nigeria a wonderful country.

This I have seen.
Flat-footed, lame-brained sumbeech smiley
Career / Re: 6 Jobs That Will Be In High Demand In The Future by onojaford(m): 1:41am On Jun 22, 2022
JosephXavier:
Mind you, there are jobs which are in high demand across Europe and America that can never be substituted for and are not going to fade away

Jobs like welding, truck drivers, care givers and even painters are always in high demand and pay a lot

These jobs are most times underestimated because you don't wear tie and suit seated up in the office but they earn more than those office jobs in UK and developed countries
Tons of jobs like that. Posts like this don't usually have any base. This is just a hype. Buzz. Everyone is shouting Ai Ai Ai today as though it just started yesterday. The whole Ai shit is more than 2.5 decades now. Idiots are just beginning to be aware of it.

Essential works has always remained for thousand of years and will always remain. No competition or anxiousness about it. There are essential and sensational jobs.
Crime / Re: 300-Level UNN Student Stabbed To Death By Suspected Armed Robbers In Anambra by onojaford(m): 9:27pm On Jun 14, 2022
PENNYSWAP:
A jilted BF is responsible for this .....
I know how Kush men operate... come to the dot and Creat a sense then use the opportunity to kill your target

Since it’s tagged robbery , there won’t be much investigation


Had it been she was stab on a normal normal then police will start digging deep
But this format like this , e don already get tag
Armed robbery

TEAM if I can have her no one will

Police should dig deep , this is pure assassination in armed robbery disguise

Uhm... I really love this perspective. Even if it's not true, then it's really a good thing to think this way and following it through.

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Crime / Re: 300-Level UNN Student Stabbed To Death By Suspected Armed Robbers In Anambra by onojaford(m): 9:21pm On Jun 14, 2022
Beebah2000:
Why be say na fine people dey die quick?

Good people sef dey die quick sad

The bad ones go con live long sad

This life is so fúcking cruel.
There's no profit in making a point of being good. Do you not wonder that the high way to hell is paved with good intentions?

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Career / Re: "Abroad Life Is Not Easy" - Man Who Cleans Skyscraper Windows Says; Shares Video by onojaford(m): 7:16pm On May 25, 2022
pansophist:
What people don't realize is that there is no such thing as a career, or I will put it this way, the people that have a fulfilling career are very tiny. If the job pays you do let you to live a respectable life, then that is the ideal. The idea that you must be in a suit with a tie in an office is nonsense. Arrant nonsense.

Human civilizations are not built on suits and ties but on hard grinding work. From the peasants building and maintaining railways to long-haul interstate drivers even accross countries, to the sewage workers, the farmers, traffic guys, and so forth. These are the people that powers society, the majority in the background, not the tiny veneer of men in suits that are sprinkled on top. These ordinary men and women are the heros of society but sadly, these are the people we don't want to be like.

In other words, we live in a cappuccino society, where beneath is an untold amount of ordinary men and women keeping the system from crumbling, but with a sprinkle of tiny men on suits on top. Lots of people depressed themselves for nothing because they have filtered their vision not to see the majority that powers society, to see only the tiny ones.

And here comes the most important one, which is contentment. Contentment doesn't mean settling for less, or not aspiring to be more, but it's about being okay with what you have while working to improve it. Probably Nigeria hasn't reached the peak of educated masses, but in all developed countries where most of the populations are educated up to 99% (eg Canada, US, UK), the majority of the workforce are not happy with their jobs, and even Ph.D. holders do taxi jobs.

This is sad to say, but personally, I see how many of my ex-classmates torture themselves just because they think life after school should be nirvana. Some postpone the pain by taking more courses, embarking on more degrees, and so forth, but shifting the goal post doesn't mean the post isn't there, it's still waiting albeit, a bit farther. Perhaps if they could just see that the world is not powered by men in suits, but by men on rags, it shall be well with them.

In the beginning I thought you were not making sense, but I read on and I found out I had been wrong.
Politics / Re: We Are Under Siege In Onitsha by onojaford(m): 9:39am On May 18, 2022
Advocate500:
If soludo is serious with the fight ,he should impose partial lockdown of the entire state, militarised the entire state for at least one month, make the land inhabitable for them and watch this madness come to brutal end.i know that innocent lives will be affected during this period. But it will worth it.

This is the only true solution. The final solution.
Romance / Re: Why Can't Some Men Control Their Erection?? by onojaford(m): 8:28pm On May 12, 2022
Islandlady:
hmm really that's crazy!
Women run men, men run the world @ your signature.
Romance / Re: Why Can't Some Men Control Their Erection?? by onojaford(m): 12:31am On May 12, 2022
Islandlady:
why? undecided I bet you will have an erection when you set your eyes on me too
I must have an erection when I set my eyes on you! I don't usually hide mine. Hiding an erection is embarrassing, not the erection itself. I actually get random erections, especially when talking to women. Most times I tell them before they even get to notice. Or when she silently notices, I will say something like "you saw my erection uhm?" Why do some women even seerch men for erection. Well, I am always unabashed.

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Properties / Re: How Much Was In Your Account When You Started Your Building Project? by onojaford(m): 12:56pm On Apr 14, 2022
n3xt:


I do not really have much in my account when I started building. I was waiting till I muster enough fund to take the house to an appreciable level at once.

My mum asked me to borrow her N70k for her business and I did. The next thing she called to follow her to the site and I found out she has already gotten 500 pcs of blocks and 10 bags of cement. That was how we started.

She told me “You start by starting. Do all you can before your children start growing.” 1 started a year into my marriage and moved-in the next year.

I was considering starting when I have about 50% of the required fund.

Please where is your property located, I am asking because I want to imagine how you got a land.
Romance / Re: What's The Biggest Red Flag You Ever Spotted At The Start Of A New Relationship? by onojaford(m): 1:31am On Mar 15, 2022
nurez305:
The first red flag was when she started ignoring my calls.

I went to her house to know what is going on and I met a guy there but he excuse us immediately, later she went to take her bath and drop the phone on the sofa. I was with her phone when the text message from that guy that left enter with only "OK" . then I open the message and I saw the previous conversation between them.

The guy said : when you know your boy-friend is coming to your house today, why did you invite me also to come

My fucking GF replied : he is not my boyfriend, he is only a friend


After reading that, I started sweating inside their house after I have spent on the idiot.

I bought her the phone,
Pay her school fee,
Give her money whenever she ask
When her father died, I paid her trip to and fro and also give her change to hold to her village.


I felt like a loser and was very heartbroken. I summon courage and told her to return back my phone after telling her what I saw in her inbox, she accuse me of checking her messages without her consent and she refuse to give me the phone.

I threten her that if she refuse to return my phone that I won't take it lively with her. She reported me to police and they set a trap for me, she told me to come to somewhere to collect the phone, on getting there, I was arrested and the police force me to write a statement that I will never disturb her because of this phone again. I did and they told me to call one of my relatives to come and bail me and be my witness. I did that and I was granted bail and told us to come the next day.

The next day, the police woman try to settle the issue between us and she said we should not fight each other again and continue our relationship. And the police officer told her to delete all the threat messages I sent to her which he did.


NOW IS MY TURN TO REVENGE
After about 2months that will depart, she taught I have forgotten everything she does to me not knowing that I'm only waiting for the best time to strike her back. I went to area command to hire police, the man charged me 30k and told me not to worried that what she does was very bad. I lead the way to her house and she was shocked to see me again, she quickly call her mum and to tell her, we arrested her in her shop then and the police put an allegation on her that she hire tug to beat me up because I requested for my phone from her. She started crying that is a lie. The police ask for the receipt of the phone from her and she told them that I bought it for her, they collected the phone and detained her until her family show.

I later tell the police to allow her to go but I need to collect the phone. The man said it is important I do that.... After everything, I collected the phone and leave them in the station.


Foolish olosho


Omo. I love that kind officer wey you finally meet. He's highly oriented.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Stuart Varney: Zelensky Is A Puppet Not A Hero. Fake News Coming From Ukraine by onojaford(m): 5:22am On Mar 07, 2022
Righteousness2:
WW1
Date: 28/7/1914
28+7+19+14= 68

WW2
Date: 1/9/1939
1+9+19+39=68

Russia Invasion of Ukraine
Date: 24/2/2022
24+2+20+22=68

Revelation 6:8
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth
.

Could this be the beginning of WW3?

The Coming days, weeks and Months could change this world.

The CONVERGENCE of Biblical Endtimes Signs is astronomical!
Do not join the band wagon of " Foolish Virgins " that think that all that is happening in nothing and they have all the time.

Luke 21:36
Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man
.

The World is a stage ! And all the actors are acting accordingly to Scriptures...
Keep your oil Burning!
Watch and Pray!
JESUS Christ is Coming!

Oh my goodness!

How did you find that pattern? The 68 pattern.

It's the most clever coincidence you will ever discover. Now clap for yourself boy...
Foreign Affairs / How Hard Would It Be To Assassinate Putin? by onojaford(m): 10:29pm On Mar 04, 2022
Look at the picture attached. This is Putin talking to his most trusted advisors, the Russian Security Council.

This is how close you get to him if you are a person he trusts. It has taken them years or decades to get this close to him.

What do you think?

Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Is Not Bowing Down, And Russia Is Not Winning. What Shall The End Be? by onojaford(m): 2:56pm On Mar 04, 2022
Monster like Hitler perished the moment he challenged Russians. Do you think zelensky will survive? No way. All this delay game is to contain civilian casualties. In modern warfare it is the most considered thing.

How anyone can think that Ukraine is a challenge to Russia?

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Foreign Affairs / Ukraine Is Not Bowing Down, And Russia Is Not Winning. What Shall The End Be? by onojaford(m): 2:55pm On Mar 04, 2022
Ukraine will bow down

You get tired of fighting and unless its for an Ideological Cause like Taliban who fight mainly out of Religious Hatred or the Cubans who fought out of Class Based Hatred , You would prefer to live in peace than to fight.

The Ukranians were incited to fight by Zelensky and his Thugs

He brainwashed them along with the West by repeatedly telling them Terrified things that the Russians would do to them.

However Russians have made the point very clear. Surrender Peacefully and We wont touch a hair on your head - Fight us and you will die.

Two Towns have now been occupied by Russians and slowly Ukranians are seeing that :-

→ Russians are ignoring Civilians as long as they behave

→ Supply of Food, Water and Medicines is continuing without issues

→ Even Supermarkets and Stores are operational

Meanwhile the Ukranians are also seeing that:-

→ Towns fighting the Ukranians are being shelled by Missiles

→ They are being forced to Fight and Die by Ukranian Thugs pretending to be Nationalists

→ They are short of Rations, Water, Food and Power

Slowly Ukraine is beginning to realize that - the Russians arent going to do anything to them like what Zelenskys propaganda told them.

And they are slowly getting Tired of Fighting!!!

They want to go home, a Warm Bed, a Hot Shower, Some Good Food

So slowly they will ask the question- Why cant Zelensky do what Russia wants so that we can all go home

Its Human Nature.

Ukraine dont have the Ideological Hatred against Russia that the West is building up. In Fact the Average Ukranian is closer to the Russian than to the American or German or Parisian. After all they were together for 69 years as a single bloc. Most Ukranians who are older than 31 years were born in the USSR and spoke Russian as their first language.

So Russia will slowly make their message clear and the People will see sense in surrendering and going home or to safety.

Ukranians are also beginning to see that their own President is forcing them to fight and die.

As the Indians in Ukraine say - through messages on their Phones

→ Ukranians are the ones assaulting them and beating them and threatening them and looting them. Russians are very polite and are helping people to medical facilities etc.

So Ukrane will bow down ….Its Human Nature

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Crime / Re: Man Rapes 13-year-old Daughter In Kebbi (photo) by onojaford(m): 12:05pm On Mar 02, 2022
So sarrrd!
Romance / Re: As An Upcoming Billionaire This Is The Kind Of Woman I Want by onojaford(m): 11:46am On Mar 02, 2022
Daniel058:
As a humble upcoming billionaire,I would like to marry a young tall beautiful lady with flat tummy

You're as stupid as every Negros that ever existed.

Fortunately, I have been exempted from the racial stupidity of the Negroes. I am to hold the torch, while fools like you follow. If you resist, you die! Physical death, I mean. We shall find you, rip you of all your wealth, and then work you to death!

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Volunteer ‘Fighters’ Besiege Ukrainian Embassy by onojaford(m): 11:41am On Mar 02, 2022
Rugaria:
This is the net consequence of watching too much CNN and BBC. This is what mental colonialization has done to the biggest black nation on earth. Operation brain phuck!
This is what Bob Marley was wailing about, when he asked the black man to "emancipate yourself from mental slavery"..
The people you are going to die for don't rate you. The war you're jumping into, you know nothing about..

This is how our grand fathers went to fight in British wars against Germany in all sorts of places in the name of fighting the World Wars. When it was all over, the only people being celebrated as heroes of these wars are the whites and no mention is made of the black Africans who put down their lives for a fight they knew nothing about..

I have said it here many times, we need to have our own CNN, our own Al Jazeera, our own Press TV... This is a question of national security. Africans need to be exposed to world events based on pro African narratives... Because, As long as millions of black people in Africa depend on western sources for their primary sources of information, so long will their mindsets be messed up in all sorts of wrong ways... You have never volunteered to fight for Congo Kinshasa who has been fighting against a western induced war for over a decade now. A war that has killed over 6 million people. But you want to fight for Ukraine...

Ndi volunteers..

How can you have your own BBC and CNN when the Negroes are even too lazy to "found" and sustain anything? All we want is make money make money make money.

I hate black people and every ill-treatment we have ever received is right. Blacks are very counter-developmental.

I won't wail like Bob Marley. Nah... If I live I must do something to the black man. Something he would never forget. It would be terrible, but in the end, there must be an improvement in racial character.

Stupid Negroes!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine: Putin's Miscalculations Could See Him Strike Harder by onojaford(m): 9:10pm On Mar 01, 2022
Kingpin1000:
Putin did not miscalculate. It was all in the plan to send allies of Russia with the instruction to surrender if surrounded. The real men of war are coming and as am talking, the heaviest explosion in Ukraine after WWII just happened. I think it is the ISKANDER. Clear road for Russia first come first collect. I told you guys the war starts this evening. Remember our 40 miles convoy never still reach Ukraine. When we finally arrive both civilians and military go hear word.

Who is the"our?"
Agbero!
Romance / Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by onojaford(m): 12:45pm On Feb 27, 2022
Jennyclay:
Take it OR leave it... Everybody can't be current about what is happening in Ukraine just like you.

You did a good job by enlightening her. Now that she has learnt something, if she come across group of people discussing it, she would have something to say.

That's how we learn in life. Nobody knows it all.

She's not dumb and why must you bring your private issues to social media.

Yeye boyfriend!!!

Modified: For those of you quoting me, saying the girl is dumb for not knowing Ukraine.

But if a white girl tells you to your black face that she haven't heard of the word Nigeria, Ghana or South Africa, I'm 100% sure you people will clap for her, Infact you would go as far as even mocking your own country and other...

Like I said earlier in my comment... Take it OR Leave it. She is not dumb and I'm not forcing it down your throat like fufu.

But you guys should stop your hypocrisy okay!

Nonsense!!!

Oboi! This one na finished work o. Oboi!
But you get sense!
Education / Re: Mention A Popular Place In Your School And Someone Will Tell You The Name by onojaford(m): 6:56pm On Feb 16, 2022
Sucre6:
Afri Hub cheesy
UNN
Education / Re: Mention A Popular Place In Your School And Someone Will Tell You The Name by onojaford(m): 6:55pm On Feb 16, 2022
ZendayaColeman:
Dangana boys hostel

Inikpi girls hostel

Kogi State University, Anyingba
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Trial Adjourned To April 8, 2022 by onojaford(m): 3:39pm On Feb 16, 2022
Balkan:
The fear of Isiagu is the begining of wisdom
So, Nigeria is actually afraid of Isiagu.
God bless MNK
God bless Isiagu
Very brainless bird.

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Programming / Re: 10 Years Anniversary Of Nairalander Programmer by onojaford(m): 3:10pm On Feb 14, 2022
marvelphysics:

Sorry please, where you just learning it all these while, how where you applying it, pls give more info on these years
My plan is just learning and cramming and applying whenever I can so that during my IT, I will go at it full scale so and do so well at it that I will instead of hnd, possibly enter university for computer science

Mail me. I could put you through.
Programming / Re: 10 Years Anniversary Of Nairalander Programmer by onojaford(m): 3:08pm On Feb 14, 2022
Sheriman:
You must be joking how would a person be coding for almost 10 years without earning something from it.

Are you blind? He said his is glad that OP left crude oil business because his dad does the same thing for over 20 years now and no money.
Science/Technology / Re: Machine Club & The Experimental Machines. Your Interest! by onojaford(m): 3:00pm On Feb 14, 2022
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Science/Technology / Re: Machine Club & The Experimental Machines. Your Interest! by onojaford(m): 1:25pm On Feb 14, 2022
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