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PoliticsRe: Katsina Deploys Trained Dogs To Schools As Security Measure (Photos) by optimusprime2(m): 2:39pm On Apr 28, 2021
Nbotee:
Hahahahaha.... Wait those fulani hunting dogs were imported?? Imagine the response to whether the dogs were trained or not. Dis is what U get wen U study Arabic and Islamic studies and believe U have acquired knowledge
You picked the words right out of my text grin
HealthRe: Sick Man Slumps, Dies In Bank In Rivers; Denied Access To Money For Treatment by optimusprime2(m): 2:23pm On Apr 28, 2021
Sijo01:
So you didn't hear the name that was like a chorus in the video undecided undecided
I no watch the video but I will watch it now
HealthRe: Sick Man Slumps, Dies In Bank In Rivers; Denied Access To Money For Treatment by optimusprime2(m): 10:23am On Apr 28, 2021
chrizzyace:
Nigerians need to learn this thing called boycotting... tomorrow people will still troop into that same back going about their business as if nothing serious happened...

No hope again in this country... cry
We need to know the name of the bank
RomanceRe: My Wife's Sister Is About To Crash My Marriage by optimusprime2(m): 9:10pm On Apr 27, 2021
All I can infer from the ops post is that he likes brezz cheesy
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Observed Evening Prayer, Preached In Geidam To Gain Members by optimusprime2(m):
TravelRe: Folajimi Olubunmi-Adewole Dies Trying To Save Woman From River At London Bridge by optimusprime2(m): 1:11pm On Apr 26, 2021
Originalsly:
Hmmm..... I guess he didn't know how to swim... hit something in the water and got knocked out... or got sucked down by under currents. People do spring into action in such situations without thinking of the dangers. R.I.P
Detailed Analysis, but... you left out "the village people" very crucial part of your analysis.
FoodRe: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by optimusprime2(m): 8:49pm On Apr 23, 2021
Preciousgirl:
She is your crush
You are crazy over her
You visit her for the first time and she offers you the meal below


How will u react? kiss
Na there the Crush go Crash ...
Nawnsense...

Mtcheew... Crush kor, Crush ni...

*Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwks*
*spits*
*walks off thread*
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Overtakes Congo, Worst In Global Electricity Access by optimusprime2(m): 2:34pm On Apr 23, 2021
What took so long?
FamilyRe: When Is The Best Period To Introduce A Child To Sex Education And How? by optimusprime2(m): 8:12pm On Apr 22, 2021
These days with the level of dark information available plus craziness all over...@ even 5 years old they need to be introduced to sex education if not society will and there are usually consequences when society does that...

Today a child of 7 years old already debates about sexual orientation because of some cartoons they watch... Ol boy this generation of kids aren't smiling one bit. I am very sure that many of us in their 30's, At 11 years old, didn't know what the word gay meant, but ask a 6 year old child today especially in the west what gay means and perhaps you'd have an idea that the society of today is indeed something.
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed To Elites: Professors May Work In Togo Bakeries If Nigeria Breaks by optimusprime2(m): 2:13pm On Apr 22, 2021
tnerro1:
We know them, quota system professors grin
You are in spirit grin
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed To Elites: Professors May Work In Togo Bakeries If Nigeria Breaks by optimusprime2(m): 12:04pm On Apr 22, 2021
Specify that a specific group of professors will work in Togo bakeries
SportsRe: Tottenham Confirm Ryan Mason As Interim Head Coach by optimusprime2(m): 11:32am On Apr 21, 2021
So this guy is preferred over Jose??
Wow Tottenham
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Lady Who Searched For A Job With Placard Finally Gets A Job (Before & After) by optimusprime2(m): 10:57am On Apr 21, 2021
PEPPERified:
Thumbs up to her.

Later one old man will be calling us lazy Nigerian Youths...
Abi ooo cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Love My Girlfriend But She Is A Village Girl And Lacks Communication Skills by optimusprime2(m):
kings38:
Good Morning My People..

Please I desperately need an advice from married people in the house.

I have this beautiful village girlfriend that I am planning to get married to soon, she is tall, fair and also posses all the physical qualities a man would ever seek for in a woman, she is also a good wife material, infact the best wife material I have ever met in my entire life.

However the major problem is that she lacks communication skills, because she grew up in the village and cant speak English fluently.. She feel very shy to talk to me and that bothers me a lot.

She is 23 yrs old right now and still in her hundred level, I really love this girl and want to make her my wife, every one around me likes her too and wants me to marry her.

I am still worried if she will get better in communication with time when she is through with school and also becomes a mother.

Please all suggestions/advice are welcomed !
Thanks
This post struck a chord, so I just had to reply...

I had a colleague way back, who brought his wife to Holland straight out the village (complicated Family arrangement). Very cute, industrious and respectful lady, however... aside the fact that then, she could only speak a very raw form of pidgin English and her native language, she was also not exposed, did not know a lot of things which was evident whenever they went to social places like church etc.

The thing is, her Husband (despite the stark contrast in their upbringing and qualifications-Her Husband was British born and a PhD holder) was very supportive to her and never bullied her or disregarded her naivety in any way, of course there were the occasional laughs when she would do some funny village stuff (like eating snow during her first snowfall experience) but it was all in good humour.

I can attest to the fact that this man grew to love his "village wife" the way she was, and sure enough something remarkably distinct happened upon time...

When they started having children and later moved to Germany, Her spoken English didn't drastically improve (though it did-as she understood and read better) However she became very fluent in Dutch and German which she now speaks effortlessly with the children, funny enough her husband struggles with German being a native English speaker, the children speak mostly English with him but when they speak to their mother, it's a completely different vibe, they chatter in Dutch switch to German back and forth... like it's sooo cool to listen to them chatter away. The unique thing is she speaks German with a solid Bavarian accent, and how she learnt that is a mystery till today, because she stayed home as a housewife for the most part.

Today, my colleagues village wife that was the subject of jokes is now an inspiration, because she literally can do everything, she integrated well into the European setting and she works a decent job currently (before the covid19 restrictions, she was running an African restaurant/catering business)...
guess who is the proud husband now?

Just imagine if he gave up on her and dumped her like many advised him to?

Change is a constant factor, it's up to us to make it positive or Negative.
PoliticsRe: Criminals Planning Attacks On Airports, FG Alerts Security Agents by optimusprime2(m): 11:29pm On Apr 12, 2021
The state of security has gone from bad to worse... if airports are now target spots
SportsRe: Ahmed Musa In Shock Move To Kano Pillars After Failing To Find Foreign Club by optimusprime2(m): 10:45pm On Apr 12, 2021
This is why Agents are important...
This guy has no Agent
TravelRe: Why Nigeria Is Better Than The US - US-Based Nigerian Gives Reasons by optimusprime2(m): 11:33am On Apr 07, 2021
DamnnNiggarr:
A US-based Nigerian give reasons why Nigeria is better than the US. Do you agree with him?

A US-based Nigerian give reasons why Nigeria is better than the US.

- Can anyone in the US use $1 for breakfast? No! But in Nigeria, 500 will give you breakfast and lunch.

- Insurance in the US is $280 and that is almost100, 000
monthly. In Nigeria we don’t pay half of that

https://twitter.com/CoolFMNigeria/status/1379699416890810370?s=19

- Majority of people's monthly house rent (self-Contained apartment) in the USA is $1,000 and above... and that is your own 2 year's rent.

-Says he pays 40,000 monthly for phone bills or else they will block his SIM. Whereas MTN can be there for months without recharge.

https://twitter.com/CoolFMNigeria/status/1379700408420012034?s=19

- When last did you work on Saturday and Sunday? This I do compulsorily and on regular basis.

Don't get me wrong, the US is better than Nigeria,
depending on which angle you are viewing it.
But many people in Nigeria live a more fulfilled life than
those in America

https://twitter.com/CoolFMNigeria/status/1379700771135098881?s=19

If you are black they will kneel on you, and you need many jobs to truly live well.

Is there anything you don’t agree with in what he
said?
Drop your comments below

https://twitter.com/CoolFMNigeria/status/1379701188430548993?s=19[/quote]Is he for realhuh
I will ignore this question
PoliticsRe: Ministry Of Works Allocates N100m To Road Rehabilitated By RCCG by optimusprime2(m): 9:54am On Apr 04, 2021
Tchai... Naija
RomanceRe: 3 Weeks To Our Wedding, I Feel Like Calling It Off by optimusprime2(m): 6:34am On Apr 04, 2021
@OP, you are an excellent writer!
SportsRe: Man City's Bill For Haaland: 700,000 Euros Per Week And 170 Million Over 5 Years by optimusprime2(m): 11:23am On Apr 01, 2021
WriterX:
grin

sorry when last you watch football
Bros compare Haaland and Lewandowski's chance conversion rates minus penalties, then you'll see who is the efficient striker scorer.

Football these days are down to stats, we don't argue.
SportsRe: Man City's Bill For Haaland: 700,000 Euros Per Week And 170 Million Over 5 Years by optimusprime2(m): 1:04am On Apr 01, 2021
JidennaJason:
I just hope Pep Guardiola won't regret spending such a huge sum on this player in his quest to get a more deadly replacement for Kun Aguero...


In my opinion, I see him as an upgraded version of Olivier Giroud.


I will advise Pep to lure Kylian Mbappe to the Etihad stadium or go for the proven goal scoring beast, Robert Lewandoski.
Bro, it's obvious you have not watched Haaland play, if you are comparing him to a static player like Giroud, like are you serious... How can you compare both shocked ?? Like comparing a cow and a chicken... please sir that comparison was off.

Haaland is literally a monster remix version of Ruud Van Nistelrooy, and the scary thing about Haaland is that he is quite a big lad so he literally terrorizes defenders physically, asides his searing pace(Haaland is incredibly fast I.e one of the top 5 fastest footballers Currently), to make matters worse Haaland is a poacher striker(like Van Nistelrooy)but with incredible speed and ruthlessness.

I keep saying it that these days, we use data in analysing football, and current data shows if Haaland kicks 7 shots at goal 6 are going in (his conversion rate is all sorts of insane! check it up).... that's how freakishly deadly that guy is in front of goal.

https://www.bundesliga.com/en/bundesliga/news/top-5-players-chance-conversion-rate-haaland-sancho-schick-embolo-stindl-10679

Basically at this rate, Haaland will Surpass Lewandoski by a long shot if he keeps this run up next season.

Why do you think they put such a price tag on his head??
SportsRe: Super Eagles: Paul Onuachu From Standby To Starboy by optimusprime2(m): 8:23pm On Mar 31, 2021
No doubt he is in form, but Tactically I rate Oshimen the better striker
TravelRe: Countries With Easy Visa Application For Tourism/visiting by optimusprime2(m): 3:29pm On Mar 31, 2021
Olawamiwale06:
Thanks
You are welcome
TravelRe: Countries With Easy Visa Application For Tourism/visiting by optimusprime2(m): 2:14pm On Mar 31, 2021
Olawamiwale06:
Pls can you suggest the cheapest road trip route to Ivory coast
I have not personally done that, but people I know who did it mentioned that you take any of the bus shuttles that go from Nigeria to Accra then from the park in Accra you take another bus to Abidjan... but also find out if there are any direct Abidjan shuttle services from Nigeria. It should not be that pricey as well.
SportsRe: Osimhen Named Man Of The Match In Super Eagles’ Win Against Lesotho by optimusprime2(m): 8:41am On Mar 31, 2021
Remains Nigeria's sharpest striker...
Very pacy, plays off defenders shoulders very well, interpretes space properly, very good on 1 v 1 situations and funny enough is still a target forward...
SportsRe: Ola Aina: The Best Decision I Have Taken Is Picking Nigeria Ahead Of England by optimusprime2(m): 2:53pm On Mar 30, 2021
GOOOGLE504:
Tammy and Tomori. Southgate has ensured they can no longer play for Super Eagles and now they r no longer in his plans.
It's Tomori's case that's the most painful one because that lad is good, the Nigerian team lacks versatile defenders.

At least Tammy's case can be consoled with an in form Victor Oshimen, the team also has a lot of attacking players who are currently in sizzling hot form.
TravelRe: I Got An Offer In Uk by optimusprime2(m): 12:16pm On Mar 29, 2021
moonbender:
It doesn't make sense to you. I won't argue that.

But wait, have I requested for finance from you? Why not leave the analyses. Why not wait until I come back crying as you and others are prophesying? Or is it your money I want to spend for the travel?

Nawa for Nigerians sha. Always finding faults and negativity in everything.
I am just pointing out that you should be careful...
TravelRe: I Got An Offer In Uk by optimusprime2(m):
moonbender:
Hi guys

Pls if you reside in the UK kindly give some advise.

I applied for a Policing job with Thames Valley Police in the UK in 2019. Initially it was rejected, but just 2 days ago I received a mail from them with an offer.

Pls tell me how its like working as a Police officer in the UK. What are the advantages and disadvantages?

Lalasticlala pls move to front page. Thanks
You have got to be kidding me...
3 variables in this story

1- 2019 Application answered in 2021
2- Rejected 2019 application decision overturned in 2021
3- an Alien residing in another country hired in UK police force ?? ?? ??

By all means this doesn't make sense on various levels

Maybe they are messing with you...perhaps some clever detective feels he is onto a "Nigerian" scammer, so he's trying to reel in the "scammer" with bait on a hook.
SportsRe: Benin 0-1 Nigeria: Paul Onuachu Speaks After Goal (Photos, Video) by optimusprime2(m):
Inspiration007:
Oshimehn for come in from bench, I was surprised not to see Onuachu heading the attack.
Person wey dey top goalscorers chart for Belgium.

All the same, Victory was ours today and that's all that matters
Victor Oshimen is Nigeria's sharpest striker at the moment, and the coach was not wrong to start him...
I watched the match and except for the fact that Benin had a very good keeper Oshimen should have scored two. I guess there are good days and there are bad days.

Paul Onuachu does not fit a tactic of speedy counter attacking football and that's Rohr's tactic now (he plays a tactical 5-2-3 formation that requires very mobile frontmen), the whole offence of Nigeria move very sharply which makes Oshimen a perfect striker, because that lad is as sharp as a tack.

When Onuachu comes on, he's the target man -he requires midfielders who have vision and send him homing passes and that slows the game down but gives him advantage, however speedy midfielders/wingers like Chukwueze, and Sanusi become inefficient because Onuachu is not that kind of striker, more importantly at Genk Onuachu plays with support strikers on 4-4-2 or 4-3-3 and this changes the coaching plan, I believe every coach has a plan/system that should not be distorted because of a player's preference.

What was played yesterday was perfect, Rohr is alright to me... he just needs more time with those boys.
Congrats to the boys.
TravelRe: How To Become A Swedish Citizen Through Master's Studies by optimusprime2(m): 3:13pm On Mar 26, 2021
MufasaLion:
There's nothing to try there. He's risking immigration issues.
Boss I was being sarcastic...

I have said this thing countless times that Europe has very strict immigration rules but whenever I try to point these things out, most folks usually think I am trying to discourage raw progress. So allow him, hopefully he will tell us how it went.
RomanceRe: Should I Still Contact Her??. by optimusprime2(m): 12:17pm On Mar 26, 2021
Nodeydopass:
it's been 4 days we went on date and I haven't heard or seen anything from her be it WhatsApp message or even call or text... is it worth it or I should just move on...

it's my first date too and I don't know whether I have to be the one to call her the second day or not
Guy leave her alone... if she isn't your cup of coffee then move on. Don't be that complacent in real life issues.

Very soon you'd complain here again if you force it... perhaps she is not single.
SportsRe: Nigeria Super Eagles Travel To Benin By Boat For AFCON Qualifier (Photos, Video) by optimusprime2(m): 12:06pm On Mar 26, 2021
DuBLINGreenb:
Na wa oh

Are you sure they won't be SEA SICK before the match?

Una know say plenty fair people dey that boat make my dem no obtain Una oh, make Una no lose guard oh.

I would have played this game Nigeria win or draw but this sea journey will make me not add it to my ticket.
You just said my mind... I won't be surprised if half of the team get unfit tomorrow

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