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Dead man walking

Although it's a wolfeel it shares an uncanny resemblance to the anglerfish...
Some of them have luminescent glands and dwell deep in the Atlantic ocean, they barely surface hence they are indeed a rare spectacle when caught up the surface

There was a country ...

The real MVP was Ndidi... that guy literally took the man u midfield to day care.

An in form Ndidi is an asset for any team

Why not start with African countries first? ECOWAS Regions to be specific...

You'd be shocked to know that Ivory Coast is an exciting place you'd never have considered visiting...

Did you know Cape Verde is a wonderful African Island?

Madagascar is also a decent destination... now guess what? all these places I have mentioned do not need you to apply for visa's ... just bagpack, get a return ticket and away you go...

Ronzy1990:
Please which European countries can one go to have a child, at present, that will confer automatic Citizenship on the Newborn?

NONE... no European country works that way.

To put matters straight, if you don't have Papers in Europe, your children too will not have Papers- If you have, then your children will have... simple

Yemike:
This seems unfair on other players tho'.

Why not Lukaku?

Chiesa is my Juventus player of the year.


GGMU

Chiesa ke?? No doubt he is a good player, but...

Please just look at Stats ... these days analysis and arguments in football are based on stats.

It's obvious that Juventus most productive player by a mile is CR7, this current Juve squad is impotent especially for Pirlo's plan... They need to refresh badly. CR7 is just making the situation look not that bad but in actuality, this Juve squad is appalling. A good number of Juve on target shots come from one man(who is not exactly a typical number 9- CR7).

Chiesa and Bernadeschi to me are just the same kind of player with similar stats, the only difference is that Chiesa has played almost double of Bernadeschi's total game time hence he has higher numbers.

The whole defence needs an overhaul (can you imagine Cuadrado is now a right back? De ligt is not adapting), midfield is totally dead (if they can fetch Pogba it's not a bad idea- because he best fits Juventus current style of play as a midfielder; strength, ball retention, forward passing, creative play making, a man that can connect all the thirds and more shots!).

As for forwards, they need players who can shoot! and importantly move around to support the main strikers like Morata.

In a well balanced Juve Team, Chiesa would be a bench warmer, because Cuadrado takes his spot comfortably, due to his higher work rate.

Please look at each players stats here;

https://www.whoscored.com/Teams/87/Show/Italy-Juventus

If you observe the team stats, you would see Juve have more of the ball action in the midfield third, but no end product... what sort of game is that, in 2021? No creativity in the midfield at all...

My verdict is Juve need players ASAP... unfortunately there is no money, which is why CR7 needs to leave, so they can have money for player signings.

Canada is an amazing country to immigrate to especially if you have the required skills for legal immigration...

However if you feel that, you can use a visit visa/TRV to immigrate to Canada, basically as an opportunity, the suffer in place for such an individual would be beyond explanation... infact Canada would feel like Libya and Russia combined. In such a case it would be better to stay in the comfort of his home country, than to immigrate on a wrong visa type.

So it's easy to migrate to Austria and Belgium... from Nigeria??



Please define what you mean by easy?

For those who don't know...
The future is female

Of course

Luxembourg #sighs..
Small country, but huge expenses, very very very expensive to live in (rent and bills in Luxembourg are a horror), though there are high salaries (to support the mad living expenses), however most of the people who work in Luxembourg don't even live there because it doesn't make sense to keep up with the expenses from your salary... owning a car in Luxembourg na die(the Emissions taxes are insane, so public transport is encouraged).

As a student there, you are better off on a scholarship (Erasmus, et al), because if you are self sponsored it's not going to be an easy ride (unless your papa be Dangote).

For those who want to "hussle" in Luxembourg say, on a visit visa... the country is soooo small that people who are trying to "hustle" are fished out before they can even say "Europ.."

I just think Luxembourg is meant for Luxembourg citizens because even the lifestyle is complex, they juggle in between languages @any occasion like it was normal (German, French, Luxembourgish) and I promise you they ALL speak it fluently ... unless a Nigerian is born there and grew up there, Luxembourg is not a country that one can easily fit in to, the language crisis is real.

My thoughts, small country big complications and even bigger expenses

Its about time he leaves Everton

slawormiir:
Damnnnnn niggarrrr

Congratulations though but very Funny.....
You can't find their technicians to repair their products
If your Apple device spoil....then you are on your own
If you like carry it from Lagos to Abuja.... nobody can repair it..... especially their laptops..

Na so I use macbook air...as he spoil....I nor see who fit repair am....carry am go lagos and abuja...nothing....them even spoil am the more....I just gave up and bought a new MacBook pro

Ogbeni i know what am saying....I am a die hard fan and customer of apple...am using a MacBook pro now...I just pray make he nor spoil

Bro it depends on what the issue is, if it is a hardware issue I too believe those Nigerian technicians if its software then for the most part if apple doesn't handle it, you are on your own

Quality20:
How cn u b at home 24/7? Isn't there gym, worship centre,libraries etc

I am clocking 9months at home now without physical socialising... everything is online now due to covid protocol no gym, no libraries, no worship centers, not even the hair stylists everything #lockdown

However I got to appreciate the Internet more in these times

Well what else can I say??
"The future is indeed female "

Happy Women's day

MrGoood:
I am a businessman and the thing is I am in for money in any choice I make. I made around 22 million in savings last year. Though I cut family and girlfriends off my life to achieve that and am in Nigeria.

But seeing the doings of people outside The country, there was an America based lady that spent over 12 million naira on her mother's burial. For her to spend that much I believe she will have 20x of that amount.

At least for an upright thinking fellow, I feel like am making less so am thinking of relocating. Can I make over 22 million yearly in savings in USA, If no how much can I save? Talk from your personal experience pls, Let stop deceiving each other pls, How much did you save annually in USA? Please let be sincere.

There are a couple of things in the US that are very deceiving,
1-Credit cards
2-Taxes
3-Education/Student Loans

With the above 3 points, it is literally impossible to make that kind of savings except
1. You do not use Credit cards
2. You own your own business and do not get regular salary taxes
3. You did not school in the US

victorsol:
Okay.
They actually started deliberation on this issue long time like 2016 and for coming out to give the outcome of the meeting is a positive sign.
Some countries embark on the extension or granting post study permit to student because of reasons best known to them. UK is not excluded and this is a sign that a long term deliberation is coming to actualisation.

Thanks for your opinion

And that's my point exactly!

That's why I stated it's best to announce "After" it has happened, because politics in Belgium is 120% complicated.

agitator:
This IPOB are becoming something else, always spreading fake news

Get some help ...

Akathriel:
1.) Atiku: No way. There's nothing more dangerous than a desperate man who has nothing to lose. I know some sycophants around him must have been deceiving him with the story of Abraham Lincoln who endured a steady stream of failure & defeat before becoming the President of the "United States of Taliban" but unfortunately, this is Nigeria and not Amerika; besides - his records as the chairman of the National Council on Privatization during the Obasanjo administration has already given us a glimpse of what to expect from his Presidency.

2.) Tinubu: A bad product way worse than Atiku. A Drug dealing, blood drinking, heroine snorting traitor who won't hesitate to sell the entire Country for a measly pot of porridge. This Iragbiji bastard who exhumed, dusted, packaged & foisted the current "mistake" on us has never been remorseful for taking Nigeria 500years backward, but now aspires to be the President.

His inglorious witch of a wife: 3-term Senator.
His daughter: Iyaloja of Lagos State.
His son-in-law: Federal Rep Member.
His brother: Oando CEO (fronting for Tinubu).
His Cronies: Thieves, Corrupt Kings & Touts.
His son: Largest stakeholder in LCC and the impending Governor of Lagos State.

Is the Tinubu family the only family in Yorubaland? Even if he & his family members think they carry 20heads on their necks, we shall decapitate all of them.

Nigeria will go the way of Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia & Syria and then burn to ashes than to have Tinubu at the helm.

For those who may not have the indepth knowledge about the ugly & stinking personality of this rotten-teeth monster, I recommend Yinka Odumakin's article:

Portrait of the Tiger Ambode Rode.

A very long but interesting read.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/neusroom.com/portrait-of-the-tiger-ambode-rode-by-yinka-odumakin/amp/

3.) Bagudu: A close associate of Gen. Sani Abacha and the kingpin of Abacha's money-laundry schemes. In other words, Bagudu was the gasoline that ran Abacha's money-laundry engines. His fingerprints are everywhere that Abacha laundered money; and to think that this same Fulani Bastard is now the elected Governor of Kebbi State is beyond disbelief.

4.) Fayemi: A Fulani stooge and a traitor to the Yoruba people. This bastard was somewhere in the UK lecturing before he was called upon to come & contest as Governor in Ekiti State.

When he was made the Minister of Mines and Steel Development, charged with the duty of resuscitating the Ajaokuta Steel Industry, he was busy giving fake press conference on monthly basis about its concession and therefore ended as a failure.

The is the same bastard who, during his first tenure as Ekiti Governor, bought 50Million Naira mattresses for he & his stupid wife at the Government House.

5.) El-Rufai: The Terrorist-in-Chief.

You think Buhari is a tribalistic, nepotistic religious fanatic? Wait till you see El-Rufai in action. El-Rufai is Buhari raised to power hundred.

Remember Dr. Obadiah Mailafia's statement that "Repentant Terrorists Named One Northern Governor As Boko Haram Commander" ? Yes! You guessed right.

http://saharareporters.com/2020/08/11/repentant-terrorists-named-one-northern-governor-boko-haram-commander-says-former-cbn

To get a clear picture of El-Rufai's callousness; in 2018, he organized a peace meeting with the King of Adara Kingdom in Southern Kaduna, and on his way back home, the King, his wife and driver were abducted by El-Rufai's mercenaries known as Bandits.

The driver was allowed to go. The Bandits raped his wife in his presence before letting her go, and after collecting a ransom of 10Million Naira - Th King was brutally murdered.

That wasn't enough.

On hearing about the killing of their King, the elders and people of Adara Kingdom staged a huge protest.

And El-Rufai had them all arrested & imprisoned for a year without facing trials.

6.) Bakare: I don't need to say much about Tunde Bakare. His "double-tongued" reputation precedes him.

He was recently subtly campaigning for Tinubu after he had condemned & shaded him in the past.

In 2006, Bakare gave a prophesy that did not come to pass by prophesying (wrongly) that “Let me tell you the truth by the spirit of God, neither OBJ, Atiku, IBB and this tall one, Buhari are part of the new. They are part of the old that is decaying. That old one is passing away. The new is emerging and these ones are not part of that new.”

And after claiming that God’s Holy Spirit told him Muhammadu Buhari was part of Nigeria’s decaying past, this same Pastor Bakare went ahead to accept to be the running mate of the Muhammadu Buhari who was "not part of the new" in 2011.

7.) Amosun: There's just little difference between Amosun & Tinubu and that's the reason they do not get along. This Bastard and his predecessor (Gbenga Daniel) turned Ijebu-Ode into the den of Cultists.

8.) Umahi: No Igbo man will rule Nigeria simply because the only Geo-Political zone that will vote for an Igbo candidate is the South East. The handwriting is on the wall.

9.) Bello: I don't have to waste my precious time & energy on this bastard. Just read the article below.

Yahaya Bello: Five Years In Office, Five Years Of Humanitarian Disaster And Waste In Kogi State By Usman Okai Austin

http://saharareporters.com/2021/01/27/yahaya-bello-five-years-office-five-years-humanitarian-disaster-and-waste-kogi-state

10.) Nwajuiba: Same as Umahi.


SOLUTION: Rather than taking 10 steps forward and 2000 steps backward and running in endless circles every four years; the dissolution & balkanization of this entity called Nigeria will be the best decision made by the citizens.

But I'm afraid it will never be achieved through speeches and peaceful resolutions but ONLY by Iron & Blood.

Sir You are doing well ...

You deserve a tank of ice cold beer and a barrel of Origin... And one Truck of suya.

Sir this analogy here, has spoken the mind of millions...

The sense, logic, and reasoning in this Analysis is just Brilliant...

Sir, this is how I like starting my day... Yes! on a very enlightened note.

I feel strangely satisfied

He is doing well...

victorsol:
Belgium now gives 1 year post study permit to all international students... So this is a good time to explore your chances.
See you all soon

The motion was raised in the house for the 1 year post study permits but it has not yet been passed into law yet... if you truly understand the dynamics of government in Belgium, then you should know it is not concluded yet. So hold back on the information you just posted till it is approved.

People sef... like don't they understand the dynamics of Nigeria?

Fear Fear man .... mtcheww

Amotolongbo:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/445178-nigerian-professor-appointed-advisor-on-police-reform-in-canada.html

I duff my hat for this one anyday ... This man knows his Onions in and out, one of the most formidable researchers in criminology is Prof. Oriola

If it was a foreigner that did as little as shout at the woman... that would have been enough to trigger Xenophobic activity... bloody sycophants... Kings of GBV

RIP to the lady

falcon01:
funny, I used to be like you too until I started questioning everything I was very superstitious to the core Thank God I'm free of all those nonsense!! I don't answer my name at night, I don't like cats especially black, If I experience dejavu I start praying when rain want to fall and the wind is too much I start praying I believe everything thrown at me, There was a point I believed I was jazzed my family was jazzed there was a point I believe there was a witch in My family, guy I was really F*cked up I never knew I could be able to snap out of that Delusion I just hope you'd be free too and see things for what they actually are. I realized that every supernatural thing that happens is either a lie or has a logical Explanation, I don't think there's any Thing that will make me go back to how I was and surprisingly, Ever since I threw that Nonsense away I started progressing I realized it was me all along and my belief that has been holding me down I'm getting better every damn day every year I'm in my peak.

Brov, even Science has a name for these kinda phenomenon "Paranormal"... since there's a clear definition for these occurrences, then its actually blatant ignorance, if one acts the slate like they don't occur.

Kiddo01:
Good morning dear brothers and sisters in NL, I know this may be funny but I decided to bring it here. I'm 30 years old now. When I was growing up as a young boy, I discovered that other boys of my contemporaries, my peers had two scrutal sac (talking about the two ball hanging down from the male genital) but mine is just one.
I dated a girl who once told me I impregnated her but I don't know if she lied to me.

I've carried out research in the internet but with different answers though I've not gone for medical check as to know if a man with one scrotun can impregnate a woman. Do anybody here have similar situation? Have anyone amongst us heard such complain?

Please doctors in the house, what is your take on a single scrutal sac? Have you come across this problem? How did you handle it? What is your advice? Can it produce a child?.

Advice please.

As far as you produce spermatozoa, you can score...
It's like having one eye, or one kidney or one ear..

Consult your Urologist for a fertility test

planetx:
How come all the Mexicans are not in Canada, why are they flooding across the US border illegally by the millions.

Exactly what I was trying to say from the get go, Canada is a very controlled country much unlike the US...

Mexicans can visit Canada but without the right stay, living there is not a feasible option.

However if the op wants to risk it... it's up to him

planetx:
You mean travel to Mexico to cross the US border or migrate to Mexico as in trying to search for greener pastures in Mexico, if it's the latter I am sorry he better stay in Nigeria.

No go to Canada after getting Mexican papers...
*Disclaimer*
though its easier said than done, it is not an easy procedure at all, but it is very possible.

planetx:
Mexico? You no like this guy o.

I am just saying the truth... legal routes for him and his whole family are very very slim, except he wants to cut corners like;
1. Football age
2. Hussle for visit visa's then abscond
3. Go alone marry and reel...

Trust me, people are just talking stuff but it's not easy to process Canadian immigration beyond a certain age and without an academic pathway... if not everyone would've been there...

That's why I just said Mexico and Brazil

mindgamers:
thanks, brazil/mexico ke.. I ain't a dg baron

Years ago, I remember telling a friend, if he would consider doing his gap year in Nigeria, and his response was: "Nigeria, for real? No bro I aint a scammer" ...
thats exactly how you sounded like