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TravelRe: What Shocked You. When You Entered A Foreign Country by optimusprime2(m):
What shocked me, was the Number of Nigerians I saw right from Ataturk airport Istanbul, even before entering the city... Dayyyyyyyuuuuuuum esp Igbo's... for a second, Turkey felt like Lagos
RomanceRe: Silly Things You Did To Please Your Woman. by optimusprime2(m): 2:15pm On Nov 01, 2013
nairaman66: Freak!
grin
RomanceRe: Silly Things You Did To Please Your Woman. by optimusprime2(m): 10:08am On Nov 01, 2013
[quote author=Licensed-2-Kill]of cuz it wasnt silly.
Its jst one of doz thing u r meant to kp to ursef unless u r silly nd dia4 think its not silly.[/quote]Yeah bro u got a point, but its one silly thing I'd do over & over again, not for the fact I'm convincing myself its unsilly, becuz its the feeling that inspires every silly act that matters, even if its silly to say an unsilly Act.
catch my drift? my story Anyway.
RomanceRe: Silly Things You Did To Please Your Woman. by optimusprime2(m): 9:46am On Nov 01, 2013
I licked her VVj all up... on her period, because she was feeling depressed.
I still think it was'nt silly though. grin
FamilyRe: Things Men Find Irresistible In A Woman by optimusprime2(m): 9:38am On Nov 01, 2013
all this grammer sef, The things I find irresistable are Nyash & Brezz, dasall...
TV/MoviesRe: Funmi Iyanda - NTA Shut-down My Show For Interviewing A Gay Man by optimusprime2(m): 11:14pm On Oct 30, 2013
lets be real here for once & stop deceiving ourselves; No Nigerian Culture which of course has a traditional basis, that is a huge part of our day to day lives, accepts or will be lenient with "Homosexuality", it is seen as a Taboo/Abomination... its like saying going to an Arab country & publicly display affection to your wife as a man, of course you are going to get fined despite the fact that the woman is your wife, their cultural background frowns at such practice & its accepted that way without complaints.
So if Gay men dont feel comfortable in Nigeria why dont they relocate to the western zone which has a background that supports such practice, period... otherwise as a gay man if you cant beat 'em, U join em
As for Funmi Inyanda, why did she delve into a case/story that would make her a public enemy? knowing fully well the kind of Country she comes from
SportsRe: FIFA's World Player Of The Year Shortlist by optimusprime2(m): 3:04am On Oct 30, 2013
If Messi wins this fing again, then its high time Ronaldo sees TB Joshua fassssst... thats all
TravelRe: The Worlds Best Passport. by optimusprime2(m): 10:11am On Oct 24, 2013
I love the American passport joooor... its just filled with Swagg
Music/RadioRe: Use Song/Rap Lyrics To Describe How You Feel~Here! by optimusprime2(m): 1:33pm On Oct 13, 2013
Dont know about you but I'm handsome,
most people wanna hold me to ransom,
see the kokolets®™ all in my mansion,
hmmmmmm... African Michael Jackson.
in short .... dont hate me cuz I'm hotter than YOU!
Echoes; Ogbono feli feli!
SportsRe: Nigerian Players That Deserve Super Eagles Call-up by optimusprime2(m): 6:33pm On Oct 12, 2013
lets look at Stats here... Obafemi Martins is Nigeria's fastest Striker on Record(Yup, faster than musa), he burns @35km/h (FIFA'S DATA) thats why he's undergone so many doping tests to ascertain his aggressive pace.
He is left footed, which makes him unique,
and currently he is in top form.
dont you think the SE's attack could do with that kinda utility? whats Amoebi's strong feauture that Emenike Lacks? cuz I can assure you no other striker can perform O.Martins function in a team. Lets not forget that O.Martins has the highest work rate compared to the other SE strikers (reminds me of a faster C.Tevez)
2- Osaze VS A.Musa... please, please and please lets be sincere, who do you think comes out tops in this comparison?;
a Double footed player who is versatile in forward positions and goal potent, against a single footed explosively pacy player... that is pathetically senseless?
I mean the latter is obvious.
3- Is Danny Shittu Dead? why is there still a problem with C.B recruitment?
4-I still prefer T.T to E.E @ left back. why?
please refer to T.T's present form, does he deserve to be excluded?
5-lets be frank, apart from Haruna Lukman, which SE midfeilder is naturally an Attacking Midfeilder? because Mikel is an assigned attacking midfeilder so is Mba so?
SportsRe: Nigerian Players That Deserve Super Eagles Call-up by optimusprime2(m): 2:27pm On Oct 12, 2013
Whoever said Musa is better than Osaze "FOR FREAK'S SAKES!" is it until Musa gives Nigerians stroke before you realize he doesnt have football/Tactical sense?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal's Theo Walcot The Fastest Player In The World! by optimusprime2(m): 2:15pm On Oct 12, 2013
Rooney faster than Eden Hazard or Ramires?? ?? Something is wrong that list... where is Alex Oxlade Chamberlain?
TravelRe: The Country You Hate Most Out And You Don't Advice Anybody To Go To by optimusprime2(m): 12:41pm On Oct 12, 2013
South Africa & Ukraine/Russia
RomanceRe: I’m Pregnant For My Cousin Again, After 2 Abortions by optimusprime2(m): 6:24pm On Oct 11, 2013
if you love him, then marry him & y'all elope, Shikena!
TV/MoviesRe: Family Guy Vs The Simpsons: Which Do You Prefer? by optimusprime2(m): 3:31pm On Oct 08, 2013
The Simpsons... taaaa tah tah, ta ta taaa taaa, ta ra ra, tara rara...
since 94, die hard Simpson fan...
SportsRe: Nigeria's Top 10 "Greatest" Football Players Of All Time by optimusprime2(m): 5:43pm On Oct 07, 2013
sunny t: How wud JJ Okocha be d greatest Nigerian player eva wen on that list we have players who have won league titles, champion league trophies, FA cups.

Haba, Okocha was an amazing entertainer but if u wanna pick the best among the list, its definitely not him
If you said this in public, you'd be lynched my an Angry mob of Men, Women & Children alike... & guess whathuh
nobody I repeat "NOBODY" would come to your aid.
RomanceRe: A Special Message For Unmarried Women by optimusprime2(m): 1:34pm On Oct 07, 2013
Mtcheeeeeew.... Rabbisssssh!
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaawks"... *Spits on thread*... walks away
*singing Beyoncès "to the left, to the left..."*
TravelRe: UK Ends Free NHS Care For Foreign Students & Immigrants by optimusprime2(m): 10:59am On Oct 07, 2013
let them just wait, these laws will backfire on the EPL...
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Are To Meet 5 Nairalanders by optimusprime2(m): 1:33pm On Oct 06, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I want to meet all those that want to meet with me, and I'm already working on it. . . Expect an invite. cool [/color]
meet with all the people who wanna Barbec...You think we wanna pat your back??
Guy, you may not live to narrate the experience...you "may" endup meeting your maker, trust me (aluu tinz).
for your best interest, give it up.
errrrrh... abeg no vex o... You know, I'm jus saying.

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Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Are To Meet 5 Nairalanders by optimusprime2(m): 12:35am On Oct 06, 2013
pwettyolly: @jman60 tnks will love 2 see you too
pwettyolly, Hav'nt you slept... having Gazimaguza blues or Jetlag?
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Are To Meet 5 Nairalanders by optimusprime2(m): 10:43pm On Oct 05, 2013
I'd like to meet pweetyolly too, probably becuz I'm where she is and she does'nt even give 2squirts about me fa??
btw, nobody wanna meet me?? I thot I was an intellectual?? chai na waah o...
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Are To Meet 5 Nairalanders by optimusprime2(m): 7:07pm On Oct 05, 2013
Hmmmmm.... 5 Nairalanders....
its got to be;
1-Vicjustice... I could use a few tips from him- IMHO he's the most travelled nairalander who is well versed with ethics on different foreign norms.
2-Ikenna & Sienna... mheeeeen I admit those dudes know cars in and out.
3-Sexkillz... I gotta lay a smackdown on that mulatto fella, he pulled my last straw.
4-Yuzedo... if I say he aint funny I'm a liar, infact everyone knows that
5-Mr Cork.. . How the bloody freak did he grow 12 incheshuh
and maybe Mysticgal... fing is...... I Miss her.
CelebritiesRe: Annie Macaulay Idibia Flaunts Baby Bump by optimusprime2(m): 12:32pm On Sep 28, 2013
wait a sec, am I supposed to act surprised that 2Face scored again?
RomanceRe: How To Woo A Girl Where Your Girlfriend Is Present? by optimusprime2(m): 11:44pm On Sep 27, 2013
In short, "How to screwup yourself" *SMH*
GamingRe: The First Game You Played? by optimusprime2(m): 9:51pm On Sep 13, 2013
my first video Game Comsole was an Atari, my Dad brought out the game freak in me. *NB* anyone who startedout with an Atari, belongs to the Original Generation of Video Gamers... lol
I later proceeded to the 8bit Game consoles i.e Ending Man, with Yie ar Kung-fu, and Super Mario bros.
Then to Sega Genesis and lateron Dreamcast with Sonic the Hedgehog.
Then to SNES- (kai mheeeen the days of Super Nintendo, who remembers Killer Instinct?), had a 1st generation Gameboy, then a Nintendo 64 eventually.
Then Came the Rise of the Playstations, 1, 2, and 3 with X-box battling Side byside....
kai those daaaaaayyyyysssss...
SportsRe: FIFA Ranking: Nigeria 4th In Africa & 36th In The World by optimusprime2(m): 11:19pm On Sep 12, 2013
Wooooow... USA ranked 13th in world soccer?? Above France & England??
Like did they buy that spot or they earned it??
*SMH*
wonders are basically ending these times...
Car TalkRe: Infiniti FX35 Vs Toyota 4runner For A Lagos-Enugu Trip? by optimusprime2(m): 7:37pm On Sep 12, 2013
You did'nt Specify which year models and what engine types V8 or V6...
Anyway I'd go for the Toyota 4runner assuming you are referring to 2008 V6 models for both SUV's.
Why?
1-Its more fuel efficient compared to an FX35 thats obviously the Gas-guzzler amongst the two
2-for the road conditions, the 4runner has got better Clearance and is better suited for off road terrains.
3-The Toyota 4runner is the cheaper of the two- its price goes easy on an SUV budget.
4-assuming its a family Christmas trip, the 4runner has the advantage of a spacious interior and bigger cargo space compared to an Infiniti FX35 which is more of a compact cross-over. So talking comfort, its the 4runner all the way.
5- The 4runners parts are readily available and cheaper than the FX35's- assuming headlamps got broken, buying and replacing for an Infiniti FX35 is'nt funny business.
And finally Nigerians love the showoff effex, like; "Hey I just got this big black jeep, as I dey come for road people jus dey clear for me..." now, a 4runner sits highup there and creates that effex, while the FX35 is dwarfish in Nature.
PoliticsRe: President Goodluck Jonathan Reshuffles Cabinet (Updated) by optimusprime2(m): 12:12am On Sep 12, 2013
Olugbenga Ashiru had tried his best but... I guess it was'nt just good enough.
B.T.W, where the freak is that full bulgy eyed D.A.M woman??
TravelRe: North Cyprus by optimusprime2(m):
For those of you who want to just "invade" the embassy like that without being scheduled to go...
Be prepared to meet some serious Frustration at the gate- Why?
Security personnel will NOT let you in(talking from experience).
Avoid wahala and wait for your interview date.
EducationRe: ASUU Strike: Mark, Suswam Seek Spiritual intervention by optimusprime2(m): 1:19pm On Sep 10, 2013
They should both seek spiritual help for their dysfunctional Manhoods....
Nonsense Mtcheeeeeeeeew
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge For Ladies - Season 3 Audition by optimusprime2(m): 10:02am On Sep 09, 2013
Hey,
Some sister out there should Woo me naw- I'm here & I wanna be wooed.
TravelRe: Urgent! Anyone coming from Dallas-TX to Nigeria this Month? by optimusprime2(op): 9:28am On Sep 09, 2013
Purpose of thread achieved laptop recieved....
Thread closed.

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