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Meanwhile, I suggest this info should be moved to f.p...
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The only thing that can carry me to Jamaica apart from a sudden official necessity is a Holiday, asides that... Craziness does not begin with me.
As a seven year old I did the Island fingy, my mum had a job there in the early 90's... and she took off. Jamaica's crazy mhan, I am grateful none of us got shot by stray bullets as it was the order of the day then, every body seemed to be drug pushers-even the kids.
I remember we used KLM and my passport had a UK transit Visa. stops at the UK and some carribean island, I remember the Palisadoes (Norman Manley) airport at kingston and the strange way they spoke english, I seemed to be the only one who could understand their style of english amongst my family because I tell you it was jagged with too many slangs.
They have similar foods to Nigeria, I mean I could'nt tell the difference except some names I cant forget "Jerk" for example which was fried plantain and then sea moss, ackee and saltfish, they eat the white soup "head and man" which in Nigeria is prepared with goat, then there was Gizzado cake. but generally things like Okro, vegetable and even something that looked like garri was there.
but even with a childs eye, Nigeria seemed better than Jamaica... sha I enjoyed the neverending play.

its 7:58 at Ankara at the time of my post, & this topic was on f.p already.... mheeeeeen the mod is sleep deprived...
please mr mod have some sleep, one of the signs of knowing a mod is sleep deprived is the early morning posts.

abbie359: lol, i've never tried getting such job before so i wouldn't know
i asked just for confirmation if i'm still a lady .......i need to know something else though, about the bank statement if applying from here do you have idea how much i should have in my account and can i use my personal account? @optimusprime

Geç yanıtlarken için beni affedin.
is your bank statement from a Turkish Bank? if it is, what matters is not just the amount in there but a "steady" influx of funds over the last 6-9months must be reflected.
the balance you also need in your account depends on the school and country you are applying to, each school has a finance/expense statement for international students and your balance should match or be equal to it for at least one year.
if your personal bank statement is not up to par with what I just stated, then you need your sponsors.

Basically all the Scandinavian countries are very introverted...
but I am surprised you did not include Norway, mheeeeeeen that country's people are sooooo freak'n private, and badly anti-social. Boring is the word.

This is beginning to seem like resident evil...

HahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaha....! chai ol boy see Pasmagaring... lol!

abbie359: as a lady, is it possible to work with a car wash company?

@Abbie 359; Seni çok komik looooooool
even in Turkey are you allowed to wash cars?

GreyBlood: 9) Nigeria
In this country, blacks are treated like slaves and animals by fellow blacks while the whites are demigods with special status and honoured and respected in every sphere even in the airport. The whites live in the poshest estates, studded with strict securitymen and are never found in the dilapidated environments where blacks dwell.

either you were being funny, or you dont know whats racism...
Nigeria is just a country that utilizes the "Oga'mi" factor alot, so of course what dyu expect??

shegsky: Its not true. Illegal immigrant still find things easier and can manoveur there way in US unlike Australia .

Do you live in Australia-I know what I am talking about...
by the way, whoever said anything about illegal migration?? ?? ??

I beg to differ... Australia is another country with a high Success rate upon migration

DebohBaron: P.S - when will he have the balls to sack the minister also.

As soon as she gives him back, she's using them as earings at the moment...

like seriously, Sudan

oh you forgot to add;
Beware of a guy E.Bola not Tinubu o...

actually Bulgaria and Romania have recently been included into the E.U, so a Schengen Visa is a requirement to visit.

michealade: The reason z coz u r a moslem and U have been brainwashed dat d bible z bad....meanwhile d Quran is deadly!

no I am not a moslem, I am just fascinated that the most persecuted book on earth is the Bible... no other book has been, modified, damaged, challenged, destroyed, hoarded, re-translated, hidden as the Bible... chai Bible don suffer... and so also the holders of Bibles dont escape these persecutions...

why is the bible the most persecuted book on Earth
since I was born, I have never heard anyone persecuted in any way for reading the Quaran or any other spiritual book....
But why?

Nobleval: In the average lifetime, a
person will walk the
equivalent of 5 times around
the equator.

I beg to differ, I would have walked 100X's around the equator

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew....

of course Ukraine....
but on second note, I dont really think China should be on your list, matter of fact I think thats supposed to be either Ukraine or the UK's spot.
What goes on in China is basically lack of exposure, most of them have never seen black people up close, I remember when I first had contact with some Asian people myself, I was equally fascinated, and I thought all of them knew Kung-fu and Shaolin martial arts so I started asking them questions that should have been thrown to Jackie Chan, assuming they were all Kung-fu masters, and as you can imagine it was funny... lol.
Same thing, the average China man knows only few Blacks; Kobe Byrant, 50 Cent, Usain Bolt, "Lihanna", and probably Jay Z, so if you went to China and recieved odd stares, they are probably trying to place you up with one of the blacks they know, and the place up results could be either; good, bad or ugly... would you blame them?
True they lay much emphasis on very fair skinned women as they feel it portrays beauty, but like I said it boils down to their enlightenment but they are far from racist... they are just not that enlightened or exposed, dont forget there's that annoying language barrier too.
lest I forget, Chinese women love black guys alooooooooot!

its now I know John Mikel is just an over hyped player, he does not deserve to be in the list of all time greats...

vykte: they don't pay well.

WHO TOLD YOU Dont say what you dont know...

Where is Oliver Giroud of France?
Have you guys forgotten football does not even fit him cuz of his modelike looks?

kaaaaai! in football anything can Happen
..

No matter how Virgin dey form Ochoa, a thunderous dyke like Sneider's shot will always penetrate

its only that kind thing that could have beaten Ochoa!

Aswear mexico's keeper dey carry Jazz

Ochoa don saunch Holland wella!

to me my man of the match is #Ochoa

Robben was Robbed

why dem comot Dos Santos?

Lordabas: The commentator just said when you wear No 10, u have to be special. Not in Mikel's case though.

I have been saying it right from the get go, they should have Given 10 to Osaze, Mikel is just too average for my liking...
Meanwhile Holland will soon equalize at this rate