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The curious case of Benjamin Button (Hindu Edition)...

I now see why the future, portrays a high possiblity of Zombie's roaming the Earth...
C'mon now, with Dr Frankenstein's like this here, of course the monsters are'nt far away...
*Resident Evil Part7-The Awakening* coming soon to your local Neighbourhood LIVE HD version...

I kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew it!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]You grinned at the thought of toto...GTFOH.[/quote]on the contrary, I grin@ the thought of bobbie instead.

alexmbachu2: Hey,am new here,and i nid 2 gt hooked up.cn u call me on 0803747183

Guy forget that thing 1st,
go fill form...

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Toto.[/quote]Choi!
Mrs Chima na waah o...
#SMH

BellaDonaFema: Don't give up please! I ll e-date you

#Blushes...
Really? Now I'm soooo shy...

BellaDonaFema: I ll date you in the absence of Seun. You re cute!

wait a sec, in the Absence of Seun??
Like Seun's cuter?
I giveup...

*SMH...
Even Witches these days have a Database...

[quote author=uj_sizzle]You're the sissy transformer We want Megatron [/quote]Holdup a sec, the last time I checked I Deleted Megatron's element...
He totally sucks.
I'm the one with the Upgraded Software and "HARDWARE"
Hehehehehe *mechanical laughter*

Wetin com concern these Mugu's fa?

[quote author=hot-angel]It means.. If you are a short boy, There is also another part of your body where you are short. Not just your height.  And that place is ermm... Ok.. let me put it this way... Infact, We don't want to go in details here.[/quote]what are you talking about?
I know some guys who are 5'4 and 5'5, their weeners are like thumpin scary- No homo, but I fink most short guys have bigger packages.

Both... Shikena

Madam, with all your knowledge why are you still tempting the Devil?
You are putting the stability of your home under Jeopardy as it is...
I will say no more other than; use your head.

Holdup a sec?
Nobady wanna date me?? ??
Like Nobody??
Where did I go wrong?

Mtchew...
Something that my sister used her own to wrap roasted corn back in 2011...
Sha, I dey wait for my turn.

Well I'm not an everyday Author, but everyonce in a while, the literary hormones trickle in-lol.

Anyway the writeup below is not just a fictional story, but what really happened to me a couple ago, just decided to share it in lyrics... Enjoy every moment and every thrill, of course names have been changed for privacy protection.


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I awoke with a start, lying with my back on the bed, wishing I could pause the time a bit while I stole a little more sleep. "beep-beep-beep-beep..." my alarm buzzed off annoyingly, further emphasizing the need to wakeup By 7am. I lazily stretched my hand to my bed head and reached for my phone to turnoff the alarm, normally I'm quite careful with the manner I handle my S III, but on this occasion I cared less, I groped for it, silenced it and carelessly tossed it aside. As I rolled over on the bed to steal a snooze for maybe 10mins more, craaap... "It" was there, my M.V.P (most valuable peep), yeah my morning stiffy. I almost forgot about the M.V.P, but as I rolled over on it, its resilient stiffness made me force a chuckle- the mark of being a man perhaps.

The atmosphere was humid and hot as I took a walk outside, a direct opposite of what I had experienced in the US some weeks back- I zoned out; I envisaged the long yellow lincoln, buick and ford taxis, the rather hornless traffic on the streets, the mixed race crowd walking briskly along the pavement, the.... "buzzzzzz"... Oooooo, that phone had an annoying way of interupting my sacred moments fa, "hello" I answered, and the ladys voice on the other end was sweet, soft enough to massage the soul, but this was familiar, yes it was Hannah, and her soft voice could be quite a sting when shes upset, like she was at the moment "so you abandoned us to the US right, took yourself off facebook, did'nt disclose any contact, all you did was send 25 worded e-mails abi, when did you arrive?"... I was'nt given the luxury to answer that question as she sarcastically chipped "you are welcome your excellency, mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew..." and "click" hungup the phone, well that sort of call was expected from her, Hannah was supposedly my steady girlfriend or should I say fiancé, but unfortunately I'm the kinda guy who's freaked out by lasting commitments and responsiblity, dont get me wrong I'm not an irresponsible or heartless fella as most are starting to perceive, but my pshyche feels less worked out when I'm errrrrrm not attached to any spousal role.

I had to visit Hannah anyway, I'v dated her since dinosaurs roamed the earth... ok being real for 6years+, and that was the issue right there, you see Hannah started ringing the wedding button on me, initially I thought she was joking, because not every guy who's 26 has marriage on his immediate "to do list", but Hannah who's 23 had started visualizing a home, kids and woah!... Hannah was scaring banana's out of me. Maybe it was due to the fact that she had a pretty decent job as a uni graduate, shes the 1st daughter in her Family or shes just a person who loves family oriented things alot- I know her like the back of my hand.

As I made my way to Hannah's office, she worked as a graphic designer at a reputable company, I was a hard figure to miss down at the reception, I stood at 6ft tall, my rather light complexion, my hair was in braids and my muscular physique was quite appealing. Hannah had every right to walk out on me the way she did, when I stepped into the office with the door tagged "Hannah Moses" but I did'nt mind, the fact I was in her office gave me an advantage, I held her firmly but gently as she hissed walked pass me and was about to reach for the door. Knowing Hannah very well I came prepared to face her, so I expected emotional outbursts of different shades (one of the reasons I decided to see her at her office, at least the missles she'd launch would be regulated). She released a flurry of standard issue female slaps/beats with both hands on my chest as I held her, but like I said, I came prepared... It took what seemed like loooong minutes after she struggled, beat, slapped, "limme aloned", but she eventually stopped resisting and fell into my embrace sobbing, she clearly missed me and I did too. We stood lockedup in an embrace for what seemed like ages, ignoring the fact we were in an official complex as passion, emotion and other mushy stuff was ignited in both our minds from all the flooding memories.

At that point, we looked like the perfect couple from one of those movies, and no exageration we do. Hannahs tears had already soaked my shirt, shes such an Emotional human being and I'm a sucker for her tears. Hannah stood at 5"9 shes curvy at the right places, caramel complexioned and she sports short natural hair... She looks alot like the actress Monalisa Chinda(with a haircut).
To be continued...

Chai...

Craaaaap talk about an Emotional bellied guy...

xynerise: Its nature. Any man that claims he doesnt stare at a woman's weapon is gay

weeeeeell ok ok ok ok ok ok you got me, I stare too but I prefare the front to the back...
What??
I aint gay y'all should stop looking at me like Michael Scofield #grins

Kai! This mans Enemies are very hardworking...

I kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew it!

#SMH...

Wait a sec??
Anoda man once to cash Yuzedo at hiz Banana iceland manshun, and skwiz his flat Brezz and cabin bizkit hazz?? Choi!
ROTFLMBO!!!
Even Yuzedo no fit talk again, this one pass im power.
Hahaahhahahahahahaha!

Happy Birthday Brah!
Wishing you the best out there...
Now@your Topic; Naaaaaaah I dont do that... If I have to Stare, I get my kicks staring upfront and I never lookback, pointblank the end.
BTW your signatures got me all crackedup...loling.

Pleeeaazzzzze...
Have Y'all gone to Farmers market@ Maitama Abuja??
Now thats a Posh Market for Posh people, but then again everybody likes Cheap things, even *YOU!*
so instead of Farmers market@Maitama, one prefares going to Nyanya Market or Karu Market becuz of affordable prices.
Logic: Whoever said husslin' for cheap stuff is tidy or comes neat?
Layman terms: Abi you go wear white suit climb tree?
Haba, Africans be husslers- point blank the End.

For those of us who know about cost effective flight management, asides Turkish Air, which other airline goes to Istanbul <connecting to Ercan at a cheaper rate *From Abuja* especially at this time? because I feel its outrageously expensive for students paying almost 1700$ via Turkish Air.
Plz Lets rub minds and chip in useful contributions on cheaper flight tickets(for 1st timers) to NC that we could use,
Oya Mr Wip, Penroll and co, over to you guys...

smutlinz: good evening all.

please dont refer me to previous pages-information and facts keep changing!

is it indeed important/compulsory to authenticate my credentials/certificates at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs?

i've conflicting information about it even on this thread. i need good information as i have appointment tomorrow at the embassy.

thanks all.

Like Seriously
Please o My Oga no vex, but the way it is, I'll have to refer you to previous pages... Dazall.

Okija juju: Like my Igbo peeps would say... Nna MEN!!!!!

Hehehehehehehe@ Nna Mehn!

Japan is juuust too catastrophic for me in terms of Natural disasters...
Earthquakes
Volcanoes
Tsunami's
Sheeesh....