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SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 2:34am On Feb 20, 2009
KarmaMod:
Osisi what happened to the dude in Texas?  undecided
My sister you should have seen this young man
More handsome than Osi Umenyiora
Very lively too.
Some foolish katakata woman he married  shot him to death from an argument about he not running her bath water.
and called the police to report her crime.
That man will still be breathing if he'd married a Nigerian .
Our own craze no reach like that at all.
How can a woman murder the father of her children over bathwater?
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 2:29am On Feb 20, 2009
SHENANIGAN:
I have no money grin grin Amadioha will scatter your braided head.
Amadiopha no fit come near me
I'm covered by the blood cool
You get money?
$8/hr  at walmart that one na money? grin
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 2:26am On Feb 20, 2009
One stupid Congolese man treated his wife so badly.
As soon as he finished his residency he left her for a white woman.
Where is he today?
paying for Child support for 3 kids and a mansion in Philly while he lives in an apartrment somewhere.
Good for him!
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 2:21am On Feb 20, 2009
SHENANIGAN:
Osisi  my dad was a military contractor for the US ARMY, we have always lived in military housing, and always gone to schools where 95% are white so I'm more around white folks than Nigerians. So since I have to marry a Nigerian woman when I'm old enough, I should just dumb my girl friend who I've Known all my life for a Nigerian woman right.
You can marry her, afterall you have no money grin
I'm talking about the ones who think being rich and famous means stepping up to a white woman
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 2:16am On Feb 20, 2009
spoilt:
I rejoice when they go after them. grin I dont try to stop them. I just sit by my window, watching my clock to see when they crawl back over the hill broke and accused of battery. heheh ehe ehe he. grin grin
Our men never learn.
The ones crawling back at least still have their lives
How about those that have been killed by one Tameka or Latrina?
One handsome brother in Texas was just brutally killed by his efulefu akata wife while his mates with Nigerian wives are still living.
They'll never learn
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 2:12am On Feb 20, 2009
KarmaMod:
As long as he's not caught in a "Shenika" web osisi, you shouldnt worry tongue
My sister,I have started now to pray
My son will not marry  a Sheniqua
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 2:09am On Feb 20, 2009
davidylan:
Box = all women on earth, white, black or green[b]. Nnamdi was probably born in the US so going back to a "sister" simply because she's black, speaks igbo and can turn apu is the same as going outside the box.[/b]Its true most successful black blokes go for white women but heck, its their lives. Give my brother chance abeg. When we are sharing the money we will remember you.
Rubbish
There are thousands of young girls here of Nigerian parents born in the USA
thousands more of other Africans
Must they be flocking to these waif women? grin
let my son not try it grin
His father married me
why should my own son not look for an Njideka,Bunmi or Ekaette?
I won't agree o
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 2:00am On Feb 20, 2009
spoilt:
These athletes sef and their choice of women. The other day i had a client who was the ex girlfriend of a footballer. She has serious dough in the bank because she cranked out a kid for him. She was bragging about how she hit  him up for serious dough when they broke up. She broke up with him because he got injured and the dough is not rolling in like it was before.  shocked  I was just left wondering where the heck they get these chics from.  huh but then again she had a perfect set of fake breasts. [s]Used those plastic things to charm him i guess.[/s]
haven't you heard of women that bite giant holes into the condom to make sure they conceive?
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 1:57am On Feb 20, 2009
KarmaMod:
Rofl. Ika ni e sha. You know his excuse will be "Naija girls are greedy, materalistic, fake" blah blah blah
and after they get a divorce,  move into a "convenience" in a shady part of town paying 75% of their salary in child support, they'll start looking for Nigerian wives
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 1:50am On Feb 20, 2009
KarmaMod:
He'd be better off with a white chic than them


Lmao @ chic from Utah. hahahhaha do you know the history of Utah? Is this girl Mormon?  cheesy
I was just about to wish him luck with his mormon sister
I hope shenanigan is up to the task
Those women can have 10 babies in 3 years.
Very strong women
They can weigh 100 pounds and carry quadruplets,give birth to them today at 8 AM and be at the flea market by 6 PM buying things grin
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 1:45am On Feb 20, 2009
SHENANIGAN:
You're laughing, why do you think some very successful Nigerians go and marry ugly white girls. It's because of nosey women like osisi who will like to find them some village girl to marry.
Let me see if he's related to Chi chi Asomugha them. grin
Why should our girls be stuck with the penniless ones and managing
are we allergic to good living?
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 1:41am On Feb 20, 2009
KarmaMod:
6'2? Not bad

but yea sorry girls, Natasha Jean will win his heart not Funke or Chizoba  tongue
This is where our funmi comes in
with all these her so called skills why cant she work her way into his heart  
Funmi I command you to move to Oakland and strategically position yourself in his path.
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 1:36am On Feb 20, 2009
SHENANIGAN:
No he is not related to no Asomughas from no Umuahia angry angry Typical Igbo woman, now that the boy is making good money his related to Asomughas family who is related to the **Osisi family by marriage. angry
He shouldn't marry any white chic that's all I'm saying.
who will marry our women if all these Nigerian men keep running away to these people?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is Osisi The Most Popular Member Of Nairaland. by osisi2(f): 1:29am On Feb 20, 2009
Nne I'm managing just fine, things are hard for your sister put I'm sure Obama will rescue us all.

What ever happened to

1. hot-angel dunno

2. j-girl  disappeared

3. ikamefa  gone

4. acidrop   who knows

5. Omo Eko  now called TROEE

6. Uche2nna. I hear he's in love

7. 4 play  recently married

8. Radiant.[ dog ass]  no clue

9. bluenubian [fine sister]   missing in action

10. Donzman [funny guy]   miss him too

11. toshmann [ nwa mama]  still here,engaged to be married

12. lauryn    have no idea,Uche2nna may have finally captured her

13.  Drusilla [ trouble]  maybe now in Obama's cabinet

14. nnenneigbo   very long story cry cry

15. zulunation [crazy guy]  I think he's same as ogidiboy

16. snazzydawn [fine sister]  long time

17. Dahitler   joined the Taliban grin

18. aloib  [biola] gone

19. dblock [nice dude]  don't remember him

20. Eurphoria [trouble]  her mouth must have finally landed her in hot soup grin

21. mamajama  still around,I think

22. Hotstepper [Onitsha babe]  still around

23. Zahymaka.     gone,gone,gone too childish

24. Douzy.  who's he

25. 2fine4u. [my sister]   I guess those Igbo guys chased her away

26. ghettochyk  I MISS YOU THE MOST   she still comes in ,rarely though

27. edygirl [my sister]  maybe now a newly wed too

28.
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 1:11am On Feb 20, 2009
He'll soon go and marry some anorexic fake blonde and forget where he's from.
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 1:09am On Feb 20, 2009
Busy_body:
Oh lala shocked haven't you got a bigger picture for us goggles wearer cheesy cheesy cheesy
and just within the age range for you grin
I wonder if he's related to the Asomughas from Umuahia
SportsRe: Nigerian Becomes The Highest Paid Defensive Back In Nfl History. by osisi2(f): 1:03am On Feb 20, 2009
Funmi and  athletes again.
have you left NY Giants Osi Umenyiora?
This girl
You may need to move to Northern California
PoliticsRe: Prophet Banom,okija_juju,lagosboy And Thetruth Have Cured President Yaradua. by osisi2(f): 12:38am On Feb 20, 2009
Okija don enter church.
shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: What Do You Call Your Lover In Private? by osisi2(f): 12:35am On Feb 20, 2009
baby
FamilyRe: Will You Take Advice From A Marriage Councelor Who's Not Married by osisi2(f): 11:53pm On Feb 19, 2009
ammamat:
Will You Take Advice From A Marriage Councelor Who's Not Married, lets here
Will you have your appendix and gall bladder removed by a butcher?

afterall no be meat all of them dey handle?
PoliticsRe: Madueke Lied About Our Correspondence- Ambassador Oluwole by osisi2(f): 11:49pm On Feb 19, 2009
The utterance has cost him his job and he did "apologise "in that last paragraph.
People should cut him slacks.
I've forgiven him grin
Now lets have[b] Alhaji Chimere Adebayo Kwankwaso [/b] move on to his new post as the new ambassador
PoliticsRe: Yaradua Has finally Gone To The "man Of God" To Seek Healing. by osisi2(op): 8:26pm On Feb 19, 2009
Ifygurl:
though i agree that Yaradua sickness have increased but that picture is photoshopped.

This a picture of him in his recent visit to UK
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0h1S4eSalf8n3/340x.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3175/2759714832_b0c3de92c2.jpg

In japan
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/lYtRA8w0ebY/G8+Hokkaido+Toyako+Summit+Begins/71l3tGvId9b/Umaru+Yar+Adua

Wetin Yaradua have? Cause his skin is starting to peel off or something.
Either stress is increasing his sickness or this evil government of ours have given this poor man Juju.
see the latest article I posted.
We're talking of feb 2009,you're showing us July 2008 pictures and beyond
PoliticsRe: Yaradua Has finally Gone To The "man Of God" To Seek Healing. by osisi2(op): 8:24pm On Feb 19, 2009
Thursday, 19 February 200911:08Sahara Reporter
Sickly Yar'adua say No more Photos
Due to his gaunt and emaciated appearance occasioned by sickness¸ Nigeria’s “Supreme Court President”, Umaru Yar'Adua, has taken unprecedented steps to prevent his image and likeness from appearing in the press.

First, he has banned photojournalists from taking close shots of him and publishing such in any newspaper. And the communication department at the presidency has stopped uploading photographs of Yar'Adua to the website of the State house (www.nigeriafirst.org) pending the time its principal subject would have gained enough weight to look like the doctor, not the patient.

Saharareporters has learned that a photojournalist at the New Agency of Nigeria (NAN) has been queried for "taking and circulating pictures of Mr. Yar'Adua that his office considers embarrassing."

The new policy was devised after a series of photos emerged in several newspapers following Yar'Adua’s so-called two-week vacation. When accurate but unflattering reports of Yar’Adua’s preparations for a medical leave surfaced in SaharaReporters and other media, those arrangements were cancelled at the last minute and a “vacation” announced in its place.

But although spokesman Segun Adeniyi told the press his boss would spend the vacation at the Obudu Ranch in CrossRiverState, Dodan Barracks in Lagos, and Yar’Adua’s home state of Katsina, Yar’Adua was instead marooned in the Aso Rock villa residence in Abuja. Reports said he had been too weak to travel. A medical source had also told Saharareporters that given the state of Yar’Adua’s weakened lungs, his doctors would not medically permit travel to Obudu Ranch, where the high altitude heights would have made breathing a nightmare for him.

The state of Yar'Adua's health has reduced State activities to the barest minimum. One of his ministers told Saharareporters after yesterday's Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting that Yar'Adua could not stay longer than 30 minutes in what he said was the shortest FEC he had ever attended.

At that meeting, photojournalists were forbidden from taking close shots of Yar'Adua. A number of newspaper editors were warned to carry embarrassing photos of Yar'Adua at their own risk. Since Yar’Adua does not have a choice in whether or in what circumstances public pictures of him are published, it remains to be seen if editors nationwide will go along with what amounts to providing the nation with part of the truth. For today, a majority of the mainstream newspapers only settled for front-page photos of ministers as they engaged in staged-managed "photo ops" banter at the State House . It is not clear how the television stations plan to report public appearances of Yar’Adua, if any
Ojigbijigbi!
PoliticsRe: Ex Governor Bola Tinubu Was A Drug Baron by osisi2(f): 8:18pm On Feb 19, 2009
aren't they all criminals
some are selling drugs,others are selling oil
CelebritiesRe: New Photos Of Genevieve Nnaji Looking Beautiful! by osisi2(f): 2:51am On Feb 19, 2009
the girl in blue behind her is very beautiful.
she looks a little like jenny (a nairalander)

and why is the man to her left puckered up for a kiss shocked
PoliticsRe: Northern governor wants to make sure no hymen is left unpopped by osisi2(op): 2:41am On Feb 19, 2009
The former Governor died a few weeks ago and a new governor comes in and his most important plan for his residents is to make sure there are no hymen left in the state of Yobe.
And we're talking about people whose women become ripe for marriage at the age of 6
Why do I have to share the same country with these people?
PoliticsRe: Northern governor wants to make sure no hymen is left unpopped by osisi2(op): 2:38am On Feb 19, 2009
No wonder they've run the country straight into the gutters.
And to think that these folks marry multiple wives , all that at the expense of the state with money from the Niger Delta.
Do these people reason with their anuses?
Isn't it more profitable to have Mohammed Salisu learn a  trade and establish a business than pay for his marriage of one ,two,three or four (mostly) underaged   wives and churn out almajiris like cockroaches.
PoliticsNorthern governor wants to make sure no hymen is left unpopped by osisi2(op): 2:30am On Feb 19, 2009
Gov’s bonanza for Yobe bachelors!   
Written by Ochereome Nnanna     
Thursday, 19 February 2009 

WHEN  I started reading the story in the Sunday, February 15, 2009 edition of The Guardian, I thought the reporter must have taken a comment made in jest out of context.
But on going deeper, I realised with shock that this actually took place: The new Governor of Yobe State, Alhaji Ibrahim Geidam (who assumed office about three weeks ago after the burial of the late Governor Mamman Ali) has decided to pay bride prices for all indigent eligible bachelors!

Let me summarise the story because we are going to pick issues with Geidam over this strange offer of questionable relevance, especially at this period of economic meltdown when every other governor is frantically groping for ways of surviving it.

The story, written by the newspaper’s Njadvara Musa, said the only condition attached to the offer was for the wedding to be fixed at the Damaturu Central Mosque. I quote the story: “This initiative, according to Geidam, is to discourage Yobe men from immoral acts and related social vices fuelled by their state of singleness”.

According to the story, after last week Friday’s Jumat prayers which Geidam and his officials attended, it was announced by the Imam, Ustaz Hudu Mohammed, that a wedding was to take place, and that the Governor out of his sheer magnanimity, had paid the bride price on behalf of the groom.

It was not stated whether the beneficiary actually solicited for this favour, pleading financial destitution.

The question that comes to my mind now is this: Did Governor Geidam consult with anybody before he announced this gesture? Is this bonanza for bachelors an official policy of the Yobe State Government? For it to be an official state government policy funded with taxpayers’ money, due process would be involved.

The Governor would need to bring a memo on this subject to a meeting of his cabinet. It would be debated, its merits and demerits examined.

If found worthwhile, a proposal would be tabled before the State House of Assembly to make a law governing the policy, or at least it would be part of items in the state appropriation bill which, if passed by the legislature, comes into force as a statutory policy of government.

From the look of things, there was no way that Geidam could have satisfied these procedures in his three weeks in office. And it could not have been a continuation of a policy put in place by the late Mamman Ali regime.

If that is so, where is Geidam getting the money to pay the bride prices? From his pocket? Let him tell us. If it is from the state treasury without being in the budget, then it will amount to misappropriation of public funds.

It is clearly a question of the reckless impunity with which most governors spend public money entrusted to their care. Geidam must have impulsively and without thinking through it, made up his mind on the spot to create sensation.

If he had thought through it, he would have seen the so many inadequacies in the gesture that, had it passed through some quality thinking, would have disqualified it as an issue worthy of government bother.

For instance, what is the population of eligible “indigent” bachelors in the state, based on which the probable annual cost of this venture would be computed? Secondly, the criterion for eligibility is the choosing of the Damaturu Central Mosque as the venue of the wedding.

Why? There are thousands of mosques in the state. What makes Damaturu Central Mosque more special than, say, Potiskum Central Mosque or Biu Central Mosque, where marriages also take place and indigent bachelors also obviously worship in?

Thirdly, Geidam’s offer assumes either that only Muslims are indigenous to Yobe State or that only Muslims in Damaturu, nay Yobe State, can be “indigent”. Since this is clearly not the case, this policy is discriminatory not only to the non-Damaturu-resident Muslim population of Yobe State, but also to non-Muslim Nigerian citizens of Yobe extraction in whose name Geidam and his officials come to Abuja every month to collect the federal allocation money that he is frittering away on a narrow-minded flight of fancy.

If Governor Geidam had tabled this issue for discussion, someone would have pointed out to him that in this period of economic meltdown, the only sensible spending that sensible governments are settling for are those that are liable to grow or restore the economy. I do not see how payment of bride prices for indigent bachelors will perform this function.

If you pay the bride price, are you also going to pay the food bill, maternity bill, education bill and other bills that inevitably come with the establishment of a new family unit?

Since Governor Geidam is obviously not going to pay these subsequent bills, his gesture, if carried to the letter, will only end up incubating greater poverty by encouraging the upsurge of procreation among populations that are already super-poor.

Rather than pay the bride prices of indigent bachelors, why doesn’t Geidam consider creating gainful employment that will transport the young, eligible bachelors out of poverty and launch them into the club of eligible and able husbands-to-be?

In my own part of the world, eligibility is not measured in terms of a man having matured to put a woman in the family way. Eligibility means you have reached a point in your life where you are now willing and able to carry the onerous burden of establishing your own family.

Eligibility is not often a function of buoyancy of the pocket. Anybody, irrespective of his financial standing, can get married. It is a matter of decision and determination to embrace the venture: in other words, willingness and ability to assert your manhood.

I do not think that many women or even other people in society would respect a man who could not even pay his own bride price. Maybe I am talking glibly because bride price in my native Abiriba is only symbolic – six naira fifty kobo, paid in coins, even today!

The fact remains, however, that many people who started the journey into the institution of marriage started on an empty pocket. Yours sincerely was one of them, and when he eventually wedded a year later, it was the biggest society wedding in town in 1998.

Those who decided to marry will tell you that God always turns up when you make the decision.
Our man in Yobe has taken a very inferior first step forward. Those close to him who really love him should rally round him immediately and bring him back from the bush into which he has strayed so early in the day.

Beware whom you choose as your governor. And beware even more whom you choose as your deputy governor. He may run into power by accident and fail, just like Governor Geidam, to recognise what it really means!

http://www.vanguardngr.com/content/view/29059/89/
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is Osisi The Most Popular Member Of Nairaland. by osisi2(f): 2:18am On Feb 19, 2009
Freewilly:
Seriously is my sister Babyosisi Aka osisi, Nwando, "so much more I don't know" the most popular member of Nairaland? This site is so dead these days but my sister can start a thread and in no time it's 6 to 7 pages be it in the Religious, Romance, Political or even sexuality sections.

Some may say she is a tribalist but if you know us Igbo women you'd know we are just very proud people so all you haters out there I'm sure you know yourselves just lay off my sister.

I'm so honored to know you osisi, if you don't mind I'll love to have your E autograph. I can only hope to follow your footsteps when I'm married one day because you are one strong, intelligent, no- nonsense Igbo woman. You make us all proud.
LOL.
This one you just disappeared kwanu ?
I hope the economy no reach ya side
jisie ike nwa agbogho

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