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Foreign Affairs / Re: What Illegal Immigrants Get When Crossing Borders: by otawa: 7:28pm On May 25, 2010
- IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET,
1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.

what a pack of CRAP. Better stop deceiving weak minded people!


On March 18, 2003, a group of Salvadoran immigrants were traveling on foot through Sutton Ranch when Foote, Nethercott, Conner and other Ranch Rescue associates clothed in camouflaged uniforms accosted them. They were forcefully captured and held at gunpoint by their assailants for a long period of time, during which Nethercott hit one of them on the back of his head with a handgun.
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Untold Story - Alamieyeseigha by otawa: 7:06pm On May 25, 2010
Secondly, I am an executive governor of a state in Nigeria. I claimed my sovereign immunity. Detective Sergeant Ingram of the Metropolitan Police said to me: “You have no immunity. Your president said he has waved your immunity and we should arrest you.” And I asked, my president said so? He responded in the affirmative. I asked him, can you arrest any governor from any of the states in America if they commit offence here in your territory? He said: “No, but your president said we should arrest you.” He then put a call to Obasanjo and put the phone on speaker, and said: “Mr. President Sir, the subject, the governor of Bayelsa State, has been arrested. He is with us.” Then Obasanjo blurted out: “Hold him o, hold him o, hold him o!” When I heard his voice, my spirit became dampened and then he used the other phone to call the Inspector General of Police that my people will react, so they should send mobile policemen from Port Harcourt and Delta to Bayelsa State

Mr Obasanjo remains the most evil person to walk on Nigerian soil.

I knew clearly there is no way Alarm could have escaped from UK if UK police did not let him go.

Alarms should tell us more. everything in details. He should right a book on this.
Politics / Re: ODUA City.Including Pictures.It is Time for the Children of Oduduwa to dream big by otawa: 10:26pm On May 24, 2010
Musiwa,:

Have you heard of buy America before. ? Tpia? The main problem with nigeria government official and Western product and service is that they collect bribe normally call egunje in Nigeria. And any company which is not ready to give them bribe. Should forget. That why they do not like dealing with the west, some country, I do not want to name. are fun of given the nigeria government offical egunje. And that why. They collect kick back. 99% of them

All of them, that why the satellite picture shows what it shows. they are all bribe collectors.

You started well with your dream of Odua City but you lost me with this last post.
Romance / Re: Falling In Love With A Married Man by otawa: 5:15pm On May 24, 2010
An eligible bachelor who is fabulously wealthy and still in his late 20's or early 30's is very hard to find, so if he looks like he's 35, comfy, has tons of cash to throw around, ascertain his real age.

you be witch?
Romance / Re: 11 Ultimate Rules For Dating A Naija Girl: Revealed! by otawa: 5:12pm On May 24, 2010
I agree with all except 8. 9 ja girls like attention. She wants you to call her & when you do, talk for long with your credit. She'll go crazy. Ive used this approach a hundred times and it has never failed me

Now, I know why MTN & Co are similing to Bank.
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Woman/Man Will You Never Marry? by otawa: 5:06pm On May 24, 2010
Nagging, uncultured and unfaithful babe will get the boots asap.
Travel / Re: Can You Take Chocolate Bar In Hand Luggage? by otawa: 4:38pm On May 24, 2010
you dont have to bring in a chocolate bar when we have the finest milk, dark and white chocolates, made in Nigeria chocolate available for you and just a phone call away.


faultless. well said.

actually, we should buy your chocolate and take with us whenever we travel outside Nigeria.

but why phone call? is your product not readily available all over Nigeria?
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan, Fasola, Others In Abuja Land Bazaar by otawa: 4:25pm On May 24, 2010
I see a problem there.Who should be the people contesting for it?The 'indegenes' or the 'settlers'

anyone with Nigerian Passport and above 18years OLD.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Destroying Homes Of Palestines. by otawa: 4:21pm On May 24, 2010
We are talking about the principles here, and not trying to nail it to the minutest irrelevances. What next, are we going to say both cases are different because Hamas used a different bulldozer?

Sounds good.

Your same logic will also read since Hamas are Terrorist organisation(USA) then Isrealis are also a terrorist country.

afterall both just did same thing.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Shot Dead, 32 Arrested In Market Riot In Poland by otawa: 4:17pm On May 24, 2010
In UK that police man will face justice as far as it is nothing to do with a would be terrorist but in poland, the police is just like Nigerian police( bribery and corruption).

ummm. I wonder what happened to UK Police that killed the poor Brazilian guy way back in 2006

There is no place like home. If you feel that your host country is racist then come back home.

yeah. you are so right,
Politics / Re: Nigerian Shot Dead, 32 Arrested In Market Riot In Poland by otawa: 11:51pm On May 23, 2010
These Eastern European countries are very oppressive and racist to black people

umm, may be you forget about South Africans killing and burning fellow blacks.

whats do you can that?
Politics / Re: Nigerian President Demands Trophy From The Eagles by otawa: 9:07pm On May 23, 2010
yeswecan:

Why the hate? This is normal for a president to make such supporting statement to boast the players . . what the big deal?

Only in Nigeria. You expect to win without preparation.
Politics / Re: Marrying Children Allowed In Islam by otawa: 9:04pm On May 23, 2010
Marriage in Islam is due at the attainment of puberty and not based on age

Ok.
Politics / Re: Please Help Six (6) Months Black Out In My Area by otawa: 9:03pm On May 23, 2010
I need a genuine assistance on the above issue, I leave at RAB filling Station area of Moshalasi area of Alagbado Kollinton Lagos Abeokuta Express way

what a country.

Mr Obasanjo that spent $16billion on same electricity only to provide more darkness lives just about 30mins away.
Career / Re: The Prostitution In The Nigerian Banking Sector by otawa: 6:57pm On May 23, 2010
Contrary to what people think, no bank forces female bankers to sleep with rich men in order to meet their targets, they just reckon its the easiest way out for them.

yep, you right. They only make the condition that forces them possible.

see no evil, hear no evil
Politics / Re: Nigerian President Demands Trophy From The Eagles by otawa: 6:56pm On May 23, 2010
Nigeria President Goodluck Jonathan has demanded the 'Super Eagles' return from the 2010 FIFA World Cup™ in South Africa this July with the biggest prize in international football.

indeed.

That is your President for you: demand. while other countries are planning, put tactics and strategy into place.

He demands. what a load of CRAP.
Travel / Re: Damn!spain Is The Most Beautfull Country In Europe by otawa: 6:52pm On May 23, 2010
as one who has visited most countries in europe,i make bold to say that SPAIN IS THE MOST BEAUTFULL COUNTRY IN EUROPE,meeeeeeeeen spain too fine i beg,though they are far from being the richest country in europe though

For weather, yes spain is good but REST is a crap. You are most likely to get robbed in spain than in Lagos.

There is no one most beautiful country in Europe. They all have special characters.
Travel / Re: Life In Germany by otawa: 6:44pm On May 23, 2010
Germans are running away from Germany!

Thats why you have Big Germany community in Nigeria for a start!

Taxes are damn high and minimum wage is a CRAP.

all said, always try your luck.
Travel / Re: Holiday In Tx Us by otawa: 6:42pm On May 23, 2010
why on earth will you want to do Holiday in Houston, Tx?

This is like doing holiday in Niger Delta.

umm. so much for Holiday:

Trust me your kids will love looking at the beautiful homes there for a start.

it has lots of water slides that the kids will enjoy too

They have Ice skating ring right in the middle of the mall where kids can have skatin lessons

Also take them to incredible Pizza on highway Six in sugarland, lovely place for kids to eat assortment of pizzas

You see thats all Houston has to offer. You are a better off in Lagos!

since you going US anyway, better you go to Disney Land in Orlando as suggested.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Destroying Homes Of Palestines. by otawa: 6:07pm On May 23, 2010
Sigh.

So who ever have a different view from you ain't making sense?

Thank God, all post are held on record for all to see.

Your point of view when considered with other people point of view is very very weak.

there is no superior thinking in your 'different view'.
Politics / Re: Yar'adua To Rule For 15 Years? by otawa: 6:02pm On May 23, 2010
redsun:

How can he stay 15years when he hasn't got much to live natural?that guy is a dead man walking u know.

Everything in nigeria will fall into place,it just a matter of we deciding.

You be witch?
Politics / Re: Jonathan - Many Point Agenda - Tracking Sheet - Has He Lost Focus ? by otawa: 5:53pm On May 23, 2010
5. Jonathan Blames Financial Crisis On Corruption - Fight Corruption

To show Nigerians, let GoodLuck re-open the EFCC case against his wife for the $2,000,000.00 stolen from Bayelsa people.
Politics / Re: President’s Wife Off To Dubai by otawa: 9:17pm On May 20, 2010
Kobojunkie:

I was so waiting for @Otawa to contribute on this one ooo ROFLMAO!!!

Thank you Jare, it is a fact. Until we stand up for our right. Nigeria will still be backward place.
slex:

well since she escaped the $2m scandal, now as 1st lady she can cart away trillions, she now has 'GOODLUCK' on her side grin grin

Wrong. She has gullible Nigerians who will accept even a DONKEY as their leader.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Destroying Homes Of Palestines. by otawa: 9:14pm On May 20, 2010
The reason why you continue to wonder is because you have failed to realize the following

1. Isreali actions are meant to humiliate, maim, punish and kill Palestinians.

2. Hamas on the other hand work towards liberating Palestine from the likes of Israel who are bent on taking their lands and punishing them for what the Germans (Europe) did

Gbosa! Gbosa!! Gbosa!!!

You are still not learning. Come up with superior arguement.
Politics / Re: American Jailed For 24 Years by otawa: 9:01pm On May 20, 2010
.U.S nukes Nigeria if she's not released immediately!!! - Such Idiocity

indeed. we know who is the most dangerous people with Weapon of Mass Destruction.
Politics / Re: President’s Wife Off To Dubai by otawa: 8:57pm On May 20, 2010
I am not  surprised.

In 2006, thats how she was caught in MM airport by EFCC with $2million.

Now that she does not go through security checks, she is carthing away $billion to Dubai.

And my people perished for lack of knowledge.
Politics / Re: N800m Stolen At Thisday by otawa: 8:25pm On May 19, 2010
THISDAY Newspapers has lost over N800 million to fraudsters in the employ of the company.
The fraud was perpetrated through the collaboration of Accounting, Audit and Circulation sales staff over the last one year.

wao. whatever happened to control, regulations etc.
Nairaland / General / Re: Hot Or Not? by otawa: 8:08pm On May 19, 2010
28Schweet:

the thread was, IS MY RACK HOT OR NOT?, Darnit 4 deviating,

well you need to show more for a proper evaluation.
Foreign Affairs / Re: About Time Uk Pull Out Of The Human Rights Act? by otawa: 8:03pm On May 19, 2010
What prompt me to post this thread is down to an ever increasing incidents where people [criminals\terrorist] in the UK, appear to be getting away with heinous crimes as a result of respect for their human rights. One of them is the one that happened yesterday in court:

You are so right.

We are waiting for when Blair will be sent to JAIL for thousands of Iraqis he killed!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Malawi Court Convicts Gay Couple by otawa: 8:02pm On May 19, 2010
The real question: is this 'ACT' illegal in Malawian Law?

If Yes, then end of story. Dont break the law.

It is same where in USA, you will be charge for practicing Polygamy.

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