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Op your story is false. I watched d Comm Minister on cnn confirming d release oo. Where did u get your report from?
Anyway thank God for d hostages and congrats to d Cam govt....GEJ are u listening or still in your usual drunken stupor?
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What are these guys on about? Hair na hair...human, sheep, goat, horse....no matter....God created them all!
And FYI, women in other non-African countries use hair extensions too...or u guys think that is really Beyonce's natural hair, kwo?
Abeg leave us alone... if it makes us feel good, then so be it....
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Tunde Kelani films (Saworoide, Thunderbolt, etc)
Kunle .Afolayan films (Figurine, Phone swap, Oct 1, etc)
Plus......Igodo, Diamond ring, End time, Glamour Girls, Oduduwa, Jenifa, ...)

Too many to choose from...all good movies worthy of number one
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I keep saying it: there's no one-size-fits-all in relationship matters. Different strokes for different folks..the best I can say is a range of 2 to 5 years would be ideal so they both get to know each other very well because once u say "I do" u do it for life ooo.
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It's different strokes for different folks. Let each couple decide d model that works for them...there's no one-size-fits-all in some marriage matters oo
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I love these stories.

My ex boo taught me how to drive and he was so so patient but I still managed to bash his car a few times, even though we were using a big football field ooo....I don't know. But d first time I ventured out on my own, it was so embarrassing. I was doing so well till I got to a steep road where there was holdup at d traffic lights. When the light turned green, gosh, I couldn't get d car to move forward again....it kept rolling backwards. Frantically I would stamp on d clutch, engage gear n press accelerator, but d car would jump forward n stop n start rolling backwards. In panic, I kept both feet on d brakes and clutched the steering wheel to my chest while horns kept blaring behind me and passers by laughing their heads off. I was crying n sweating profusely before a guy tapped my window n asked me to pull my hand brake n move over to d passenger seat. He got in n drove d car up d hill to level ground n handed d car back to me. I sat there for several minutes before I summoned courage to drive home. Suffice to say it took me a full year before I drove again....but now I drag road with danfo n taxi drivers oooo.

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Having a candlelit dinner somewhere cozy, then sipping on champagne or good wine curled up in each other's arms, and........whatever else that leads to.

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But seriously, I would
- return d country to 4 regions of old (abolish state creation)
- focus on provision of stable power
- revamp d education n health sectors

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GEJ

I don't blame u men......our mothers spoilt u all by dragging d girls into d kitchen while u are lazying around doing nothing. As an only girl and my father's favorite child ( ), he refused to allow me go near d kitchen so my mum never had d opportunity to teach me how to cook. But I am now a very good cook....how? I enjoy good food so I chose to learn how to cook.

I believe relationship btw a loving couple goes beyond who knows how to cook or wash or clean up? It's a joint responsibility for everything.....do things together n help with each other's faults n failings.

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Dr Stella Adadevoh
Prof Dora Akunyili
Chief Obafemi Awolowo

...and all other unknown patriots who made personal sacrifices for d good of others!

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adorable29: Trust me, most of the seemingly "anti-America" post here are made by people who just want to sound humorous. Typical of Nigerians to turn everything to a joke. Its nothing personal. Most of them really don't care. They comments are just based on what they read on nairaland when the EVD phenomenon was more intense in Nigeria.

All y'll spilling blood over their comments shul take a chill pill! Its not that serious and this are just 0.0000000000001 percent of the total population of Nigeria. Most Nigerians don't hate America. Trust me.

Oho....help me tell those "sanctimonious" Nigerians who love America more than Americans.....see them raking and ranting over common jokes. I feel people are just trying to be humorous.....though yes I agree a serious issue like Ebola should not be triviliased but hey, a little humour hurts no one, abeg!
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I will be dancing to KSA tonight. And tmrw I will pray for GEJ to be booted out soon any which way!
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The standard way is " my name is Peter Joshua". But for swagg, some pple tend to say " my names are.....". Grammatically, both are correct but in actual parlance, d first sentence is d standard response.
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GEJ always looking for opportunity to score cheap points....is he just realizing d man needs help? This is just a gimmick to mask d fact that once again he dished out awards to so many undeserving.crooks. Lifetime salary indeed? As if he can compel d next govt to continue same.
If u want to help d man, put some of yr stolen loot in his account....shikena!
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Which kind of controlled demolition is that? With people inside d building? That church should be sealed off n TBJ n his co killers prosecuted. Aircraft ko, witchcraft ni. Arrant nonsense!
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Marvin67: . Those are the things everyone would say, if u say those, you wouldn't captivate the employer, cos he hears those same things from almost every applicant. The question "can we meet u?" means in other words, "sell urself to us" the best way to answer it, is to tell the interview all the above mentioned detalis, and quickly add the qualities you possess that u feel would make u excel on the job.

Precisely!
Don't forget d interviewer has already read all yr personal info from yr cv, so what he wants to hear from you now is what you will be bringing to d job. But keep yr answer brief n maintain yr self confidence all through.
Most interviewers are not only listening to yr answers but also watching yr disposition closely.
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Olusanya333: come to think of it eternal life is the easiest to obtain my humble objection

Oh really . Educate me pls!

Don't u know that once u go black, u can't go back
Though this question is not for me but let our men still come back black ooo....at least their black bodies....their minds can become white!
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Long life and eternity! No one wants to die naa
Everything else u can achieve with a positive outlook, hardwork and the grace of God.
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The impunity in this country is that d calibre of people like this Atiku (who shd be in rotting in jail for economic crimes against d people) is still talking n walking free n condemning others.
Mr Atiku,u are no better than her. IF GEJ ever grows d balls to fire Diezani, both of u shd be prosecuted, and sent to jail. Birds of d same feather......
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What is this? As Fed govt steps in, we can safely assume that d matter will soon be forgotten. I didn't realise GEJ is a member of Scoan or is this TBJ juju at work?
SA shd just use d seized funds to compensate d victims......they surely won't get justice by d time this FG probe is over.
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kennygee: If only her knuckles showed in the pics.

Ohooo! ! I guess d sun avoids touching her knuckles, elbows and knee caps. They are so dark in comparison to her whole body. I refuse to be lied to.
I am sure there is a pix of her in dark skin somewhere.....it will soon go viral. Then d story will change.
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Swap innocent girls for crazed out evil beings? Pls GEJ don't even consider it. Bring our girls back, not release dangerous elements into society.
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Jmain: I don't have any problem with Prophet T.B Joshua for giving such an untenable and embarrassing explanation of the disaster, It is the acclaimed educated folks who believe his stories i have issues with . . . .

How can an hovering aircraft be a valid excuse for a building collapse an hour later . . . .

My brother, nobody believes his yarn......those purporting to do so are his members n hangers-on....but even they know better
Chei....anything goes in Nigeria!
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If lying on cv can translate to sack, half of our govt officials should be relieved of their jobs, starting with GEJ.

Mistake 4: I don't understand why stating the name of d company u once worked for translates to divulging confidential info/secret?

I agree though that putting your best foot forward for a job interview begins with preparing a very good cv.
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naijaboiy: Linda-ikeji threads everywhere

You use the forum which you rate below her blog to hype her


Btw,,why is it only that GATE she takes most of her pictures?

She turned d gate to her studio naa....it's obvious d pix were taken same day...d hair, make up, watch and smile are all d same.
She's a nice looking girl though, single n ready to mingle n jingle!
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OMW! Denrele u are in big trouble. When a ghost becomes this restless, then u have to do sth.....you must first disguise by getting rid of all those yr crazy shoes n ornaments, scrape yr hair, n change yr wardrobe. When d ghost can no longer recognize u, u will eventually be free. Or u may go for deliverance at Scoan...just watch out for falling buildings.
But ghosts don't lie, why will she insist u know who killed her n u claim u don't? Hmmmmmmm .
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As usual, our govt officials (town planning) got caught sleeping on their feet! Those guys go to construction sites only to collect bribe....nothing more. So U can imagine how much TBJ doled out to get them to look d other way but God is God......they have now been exposed.

BRF, my guy, pls investigate n prosecute TBJ, the handlers of that building and d town planning officials....no sacred cows abeg.
SA govt+famililies of d victims should also file civil suits against Scoan and TBJ who is fast turning into a serial killer......first Ebola now collapsed bld.
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semitunde: Well, technically you can have implosions using small explotions or "bombs, professional demolition experts do this all the time.

Not holding forth for the preacher though.

Yes, in a planned demolition, small IED can be used for d structure to implode but d "bomb" will be planted within d building, not dropped from d sky like TBJ is inferring. In his clip, it is obvious that d foundation gave way simply because of d added weight of d bld.
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Stories that touch. Cool!
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Pls what is strange in an aircraft engaging in its landing maneuvers, and following the designated flight path over an area in close proximity to d airport. Suddenly this aircraft is accused of felling a building. I watched d clip released by TBJ....several aircrafts of varying sizes were shown passing along d same route and heading towards one direction.....d airport for landing. The clip also showed residents walking along d road and going about their business unperturbed because they are used to having aircrafts flying over their area daily.

TBJ just wants to use this diversionary tactic to cover up d fact that this building was originally a two storey building which was now being raised to a six storey building without proper building assessment or approval, coupled with substandard materials. In d clip, d building imploded, it just gave way at a go. If it was a bomb there would have been an explosion.

So tell yr story to d marines, TBJ.....u have d blood of innocent victims on yr hands n d law must be allowed to take its course!
It was also yr false claim that brought Patrick Sawyer n Ebola into our country.

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