So the OP had not seen the woman for thirteen years but she has an eight-year-old child by him. What a wonderful pregnancy.

Demurray:

When was our economy good? Abi you no be Nigerian?

Thank you for this question. Things have always been bad, and have been getting progressively worse but people are expecting a miracle.

I think the OP just made up this scenario to stimulate discussion. It's fictional.

Amazing how people who say they are forex experts are so eager to make other people, even strangers rich. Meanwhile, Dangote, Adenuga and the other billionaires don't organize seminars to show people how to get rich. This proves that if you don't have it, you don't have it.

This warning might turn out to be an advertisement for the drugs.

i wish him a quick recovery. He should try and lose some weight.

Fake news.

@OP,you were looking for girls, so how did you see your male pastor?

Good. The next thing is to make the terminal as slim as a smartphone. It is currently too bulky.

aieromon:


If you like yourself, get a real backup. This fake storage device is still preparing breakfast in bed for you.

Brotherly advice

LincolnOnyeabor:
Konji has done him Gazelle Gangaragism

I tell you. Europe is the land of conji. Very expensive to get laid over there.

Aareona:
Earlier this year, I went back in time to few years back when I was doing so well in Nigeria. The noises from friends and all nurtured the decision to move abroad inside of me. I became so restless till I finally leave. The first day in Canada was the day I knew this place isn't where I can be forever. Most of us would have come back before the time we had in mind except for the fact that I don't still have enough. If I want to travel to naija for vacation now, I will need up to $4k. If I take that away from my savings, I don't know how I can recover.

No one tells about the downside of this place. I feel lonely, depressed and empty most times. Because no one to talk to, just everyone in my workplace goin about their business. If I make attempt to talk to them, they just waive it with a smile. It's been 3years here and the people I still talk to on video call are friends from Nigeria. It's been 3years and my savings is still Short of $20k despite how much my friends in Nigeria do tell me how easy it is for me to make money abroad but I never tell them my situation. I can't wait to make enough and leave Canada for good. I know a lot will come at me with the usuall "come back to Nigeria na", please this is not an attempt to denigrate your abroad heaven, just for me to rant out and be fine

The severe conji is another wahala.

Lukuluku69:


Started Agentina 1978 but my first proper World Cup is Espana 1982. I still remember the amatches like it was yesterday and the star players too.

Wonderful. Me too. The only 1978 match I remember is the final between Argentina and the Netherlands. In 1982 I was mature enough to understand football well enough, and I followed it right from the first game between Argentina and Belgium.

Where is Makinde? Is he tired already?

wonlasewonimi:
This shouldn't have happened again after dbanj son drowned. Nigerians take safety for granted.

So true. People should learn from other people's mistakes.

The OP is just trolling people. This is all fiction. Even those pictures are not his.

Kate, enjoy your Lagos.

9icetoo:


That's a good man right there.

Only local governments and other authorized state or federal agencies have the right to construct bumps on public roads.

Nigerians take laws into their own hands and think it's the right thing to do .

Some roads have been severely defaced and spoilt by bumps.

Airforce road in pH now experiences traffic because of two useless bumps installed there.

Put a speed limit on roads, equip police with speed cameras and make money for the state or federal government if overspeeding is a concern.

And not inconvenience other road users.

The speed bumps are so annoying. They are totally unnecessary and such a nuisance because of the hold up they cause. Just as you said, a speed limit and road signs are all that is required and if any driver decides to speed recklessly, they should be ready to face the consequences. Speed bumps on such a major road is strange.

MufasaLion:
Drone shot or Itel phone shots?

Very poor quality pictures,I tell you.

Peter Obi won't like this at all.

Daddy Freeze's friend. I wonder what he'll say about it.

Ok

immortalcrown:
All those shouting "Get your PVCs" are delusional. The number (population) of voters is never the problem. The choice voters make is the problem.

If only ten persons vote and the majority (at least six) of the ten persons vote wisely, good leaders will emerge.

If 100 billion persons vote and majority of them vote foolishly, bad leaders will emerge.

If number of voters is the problem, there will be no problem in the northern region because that region usually give a very high number of votes.

I do not discourage people from getting PVCs. But I put it to you that number of voters is not among the major problems. Rigging is a bigger problem than low number of voters. The moment INEC was challenged to provide 2019 election data in court, the case died off. This shows Atiku got more legitimate votes than Bubu. Would you blame the 2019 result on those who did not vote? Also, what about the case of Imo state where someone who came 3rd or 4th in an election later became the governor? Is low number of voters responsible for that?

Number of voters only favours tribalism. And tribalism is not good in politics. A good leader is good to all tribes. A bad leader is bad to even his own tribe. Each tribe is clamoring for PVCs just to possible make its son the president. Igbo people are shouting PVCs to ensure Obi wins. Yoruba people are shouting the same thing to ensure either Tinubu or Osinbajo wins. Northerners are doing their own thing to make a northerner the next president. This is the problem.

If voters vote wisely, a good candidate will win and treat everybody well even if the majority of the voters are not from his own tribe. If voters vote foolishly, a bad candidate will win and treat everybody bad even if majority of the voters are from his own tribe. Bubu is a proof.

I repeat, I do not discourage people from getting PVCs. I myself have my own PVC. But let us understand PVC is not the major problem.

Excellent analysis! So many people are being led to believe that the PVC is the solution to the problem of good leadership in Nigeria, and they don't bother to think about even the quality of candidates which is a big headache for discerning voters.

The issue of tribalism is another monster, which influences the voting pattern in the country. In the end your vote only guarantees that you have a say, but does not necessarily mean that you'll have your way.

The radio presenters keep telling people to get their PVCs so that they can vote in good leaders, as if everybody thinks alike. Who one person thinks would make a good leader, to another person is a bad choice. There are so many variables in elections, and the PVC does not guarantee that the voters will elect the best candidate.

otipoju:


You cant name just one.

Who told you that there are not long stretches of road in Lagos. That is why we laugh when you guys hype the unhypeable.

I live in USA. The roads are tarred to your doorstep. I mean to your very doorstep. You can drive interstate for 20 hours without seeing one pot hole not to talk of bad road.

Every street in Lagos ought to be tarred. Apart from that there are thousands of untarred major roads in Lagos. Go around your state bro. Lagos is not just mainland LGA and Island.

When Ameachi called Lagos a glorified slum you think he did not know what he was saying?

I was once on the Tinubu/ Lagos is the greatest hype train until i went to other states and travelled out. I became depressed for a while just knowing our lives were substandard. Its not about having money.

The last time i was in Lagos during Ambodes era everywhere was smelling because of refuse dumping on every street corner.

Me i will ust advise you leave all these old thieves and stop defending them and focus on your life and that of your children to give them a better future.

They themselves know that is why they dont let thier children live in Nigeria but bring them abroad for a better quality of life while they come in and out every weekend or month.

I agree with you totally, and I understand all you said about the untarred roads in Lagos. Lagos is such an eyesore whenever one sees it from the air when coming from abroad. There is still so much work to be done in the state to modernise it.

festacman:
The conspiracy against Gov. Nyesom Wike was of high level and 'conspirators' came from across the country. It had little to do with the Northern unity. The fact is that Gov. Wike's bully attitude as well as how he threw his weight around brashly as party financier and given his role in getting Supreme Court to retrieve PDP back from Modu Sheriff had become a source of worry and even fear to party bigwigs. They didn't want to take any chances at the primary. So, they prevailed on Gov. Tambuwal, whom Gov. Wike had tagged an ingrate in the course of his consultation with delegates, to step down and openly support Atiku Abubakar. Desperate calls were also made to some leaders to reach out to delegates. It worked.

If you consider the number of votes Gov. Wike got in spite of the 'conspiracy', you will understand that without that intervention, he would have pulled a surprise.

Well, Gov. Wike has himself to blame for his 'Putin-istic' attitude. And things could get worse for him when his tenure ends. He might find himself completely outside the umbrella. Fortunately, Kwankwanso's NNPP is there to absorb Internally Displaced Politicians (IDP) from both PDP and APC.

The last paragraph really cracked me up

Dottore:

How can one choose speedaf in aliexpress.

To ensure that Speedaf is the company that will deliver your item, select Aliexpress Standard Shipping as your shipping method. The tracking id would begin with "NG" and end with "R".

I smell fake news. Some people want the police off her trail so they concocted this story of her alleged death. I believe her purported intercourse with a dog was a hoax gone wrong anyway.

Stallionhorse:
Nigerians like to learn the hard way.
I broke up with a girl cause she abbreviates most of her words.. Its so irritating to me so I broke up with her.. Communication and how you communicate matters.

You did the right thing. You know how these women are. Try to correct her and it would turn into a mighty quarrel. Let her take her abbreviations elsewhere.

@OP, the reason why your father can dictate to you what kind of phone to use is because you live under his roof. In other words, you are still a dependent. You should make it a priority to take care of independent and get a place of your own. You said it was a brand new iPhone. OK, part of the money you used to buy that phone could have been used to pay for an apartment . If you can afford such an expensive phone, brand new then you can afford to stay on your own. At 27 you are a grown man.

Act like a man and your dad will show you the respect you deserve, and most importantly, he won't interfere in your affairs. Living alone ensures that you have your privacy, and makes you more focused on things that will advance your life.

So free sex still exists in Nigeria. @OP, just enjoy it while it's available. You're enjoying what most guys can only dream of, yet you're complaining.

Auskyd:


OG, I use my 21 ultra to play hours of CoD, PUBG, do zoom meeting on the side for work related stuff. Zoom alone will make any phone hot, but I don't have that on my 21 ultra. From time to time it increases temperature, but it cools down fast.

Baba no too dey believe all these YouTube guys. Dem too dey exaggerate things. That's how they said pixel 6 pro no good for gaming, but alas, I've been gaming on it without issues.

Laslas all these phones are good Jare. We are the ones always nitpicking like as if one small thing will spoil the experience of using these phones.

It is well sha. Dimensity oh, snapdragon oh, iOS oh, they all do well on flagships. No difference for me.

You are right about the much-talked-about heating issues with the SD888. My son plays COD, PUBG and Asphalt 9 on my Mi11 without heating up the phone. I am yet to experience any overheating. I am glad I did not take all that talk seriously.

Enough said.