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Romance / Re: Her First Child Is Mine And Not The Husband's by pannyman(m): 7:54pm On Aug 09, 2023
So the OP had not seen the woman for thirteen years but she has an eight-year-old child by him. What a wonderful pregnancy.
Family / Re: Consequences Of Having Many Children In A Bad Economy? by pannyman(m): 7:17am On Jul 24, 2023
Demurray:

When was our economy good? Abi you no be Nigerian?

Thank you for this question. Things have always been bad, and have been getting progressively worse but people are expecting a miracle.

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Family / Re: 38 Years Old, 40k Salary, 5 Children Living In One Room by pannyman(m): 7:34pm On Jul 20, 2023
I think the OP just made up this scenario to stimulate discussion. It's fictional.

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Investment / Re: Investment, Forex, BEC Scams Most Prevalent In Lagos State – EFCC by pannyman(m): 8:09pm On Jul 14, 2023
Amazing how people who say they are forex experts are so eager to make other people, even strangers rich. Meanwhile, Dangote, Adenuga and the other billionaires don't organize seminars to show people how to get rich. This proves that if you don't have it, you don't have it.

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Health / Re: Avoid Pink Pussy Pills & Other Unregulated Sex Enhancement Drugs - Expert Warns by pannyman(m): 9:45am On Jul 08, 2023
This warning might turn out to be an advertisement for the drugs.
Religion / Re: OPM Pastor, Apostle Chibuzor Hospitalized by pannyman(m): 10:38pm On Jun 29, 2023
i wish him a quick recovery. He should try and lose some weight.

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Business / Re: CBN Floats Naira - Allows Banks To Trade FOREX Freely At Any Rate by pannyman(m): 1:47pm On Jun 14, 2023
Fake news.
Romance / Re: Help! I Saw My Pastor In A Dating App On by pannyman(m): 5:43pm On May 26, 2023
@OP,you were looking for girls, so how did you see your male pastor?
Travel / Re: Commercial Bus In Lagos Uses POS For Collecting Fares (Video) by pannyman(m): 9:29am On Feb 21, 2023
Good. The next thing is to make the terminal as slim as a smartphone. It is currently too bulky.

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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by pannyman(m): 12:12pm On Jan 31, 2023
aieromon:


If you like yourself, get a real backup. This fake storage device is still preparing breakfast in bed for you.

Brotherly advice grin grin grin smiley
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Imprisoned For Attempting To Meet With 14-Year-Old Girl In UK (Pix) by pannyman(m): 8:48am On Jan 08, 2023
LincolnOnyeabor:
Konji has done him Gazelle Gangaragism

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I tell you. Europe is the land of conji. Very expensive to get laid over there.
Travel / Re: Lonely Part Of Canada No One Bothers To Tell by pannyman(m): 10:11pm On Nov 23, 2022
Aareona:
Earlier this year, I went back in time to few years back when I was doing so well in Nigeria. The noises from friends and all nurtured the decision to move abroad inside of me. I became so restless till I finally leave. The first day in Canada was the day I knew this place isn't where I can be forever. Most of us would have come back before the time we had in mind except for the fact that I don't still have enough. If I want to travel to naija for vacation now, I will need up to $4k. If I take that away from my savings, I don't know how I can recover.

No one tells about the downside of this place. I feel lonely, depressed and empty most times. Because no one to talk to, just everyone in my workplace goin about their business. If I make attempt to talk to them, they just waive it with a smile. It's been 3years here and the people I still talk to on video call are friends from Nigeria. It's been 3years and my savings is still Short of $20k despite how much my friends in Nigeria do tell me how easy it is for me to make money abroad but I never tell them my situation. I can't wait to make enough and leave Canada for good. I know a lot will come at me with the usuall "come back to Nigeria na", please this is not an attempt to denigrate your abroad heaven, just for me to rant out and be fine

The severe conji is another wahala.

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Sports / Re: What Year Did You Start Watching World Cup by pannyman(m): 7:29pm On Nov 20, 2022
Lukuluku69:


Started Agentina 1978 but my first proper World Cup is Espana 1982. I still remember the amatches like it was yesterday and the star players too.

Wonderful. Me too. The only 1978 match I remember is the final between Argentina and the Netherlands. In 1982 I was mature enough to understand football well enough, and I followed it right from the first game between Argentina and Belgium.
Politics / Re: Wike And Ikpeazu Join Ortom In Enugu For G5 PDP Governors Meeting by pannyman(m): 9:20am On Nov 12, 2022
Where is Makinde? Is he tired already?
Properties / Re: Don't Bother Building A Family Swimming Pool If It Is Not Like This (PICS) by pannyman(m): 9:46am On Nov 02, 2022
wonlasewonimi:
This shouldn't have happened again after dbanj son drowned. Nigerians take safety for granted.

So true. People should learn from other people's mistakes.

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Family / Re: My Mother-in-law Told Me Not To Touch My Wife by pannyman(m): 8:48am On Oct 19, 2022
The OP is just trolling people. This is all fiction. Even those pictures are not his.
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Shares Video Of Floods In Dolphin Estate by pannyman(m): 5:28pm On Sep 12, 2022
Kate, enjoy your Lagos.
Travel / Re: Angry Man Caught On Camera Dislodging Road Bumps (Video/Photos) by pannyman(m): 8:26am On Aug 10, 2022
9icetoo:


That's a good man right there.

Only local governments and other authorized state or federal agencies have the right to construct bumps on public roads.

Nigerians take laws into their own hands and think it's the right thing to do .

Some roads have been severely defaced and spoilt by bumps.

Airforce road in pH now experiences traffic because of two useless bumps installed there.

Put a speed limit on roads, equip police with speed cameras and make money for the state or federal government if overspeeding is a concern.

And not inconvenience other road users.


The speed bumps are so annoying. They are totally unnecessary and such a nuisance because of the hold up they cause. Just as you said, a speed limit and road signs are all that is required and if any driver decides to speed recklessly, they should be ready to face the consequences. Speed bumps on such a major road is strange.

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Politics / Re: Drone Shots Of PDP Governorship Grand Finale Mega Rally In Osogbo (Photos) by pannyman(m): 10:44am On Jul 15, 2022
MufasaLion:
Drone shot or Itel phone shots?

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Very poor quality pictures,I tell you.
Celebrities / Re: Davido 'Buys' His 2-Year-Old Son, Ifeanyi, A $320k Luxury Watch (Photos, Video) by pannyman(m): 1:34pm On Jun 18, 2022
Peter Obi won't like this at all.
Religion / Re: UK Govt Shuts Down Tobi Adegboyega’s SPAC Nation Over £1.9 Million Fraud by pannyman(m): 2:39pm On Jun 17, 2022
Daddy Freeze's friend. I wonder what he'll say about it.

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Phones / Re: Youtube Rolls Out Dark Mode For Android Worldwide. by pannyman(m): 11:44am On Jun 11, 2022
Ok
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye: No One Is Allowed To Visit My House Or Office Without A PVC by pannyman(m): 4:28am On Jun 07, 2022
immortalcrown:
All those shouting "Get your PVCs" are delusional. The number (population) of voters is never the problem. The choice voters make is the problem.

If only ten persons vote and the majority (at least six) of the ten persons vote wisely, good leaders will emerge.

If 100 billion persons vote and majority of them vote foolishly, bad leaders will emerge.

If number of voters is the problem, there will be no problem in the northern region because that region usually give a very high number of votes.

I do not discourage people from getting PVCs. But I put it to you that number of voters is not among the major problems. Rigging is a bigger problem than low number of voters. The moment INEC was challenged to provide 2019 election data in court, the case died off. This shows Atiku got more legitimate votes than Bubu. Would you blame the 2019 result on those who did not vote? Also, what about the case of Imo state where someone who came 3rd or 4th in an election later became the governor? Is low number of voters responsible for that?

Number of voters only favours tribalism. And tribalism is not good in politics. A good leader is good to all tribes. A bad leader is bad to even his own tribe. Each tribe is clamoring for PVCs just to possible make its son the president. Igbo people are shouting PVCs to ensure Obi wins. Yoruba people are shouting the same thing to ensure either Tinubu or Osinbajo wins. Northerners are doing their own thing to make a northerner the next president. This is the problem.

If voters vote wisely, a good candidate will win and treat everybody well even if the majority of the voters are not from his own tribe. If voters vote foolishly, a bad candidate will win and treat everybody bad even if majority of the voters are from his own tribe. Bubu is a proof.

I repeat, I do not discourage people from getting PVCs. I myself have my own PVC. But let us understand PVC is not the major problem.

Excellent analysis! So many people are being led to believe that the PVC is the solution to the problem of good leadership in Nigeria, and they don't bother to think about even the quality of candidates which is a big headache for discerning voters.

The issue of tribalism is another monster, which influences the voting pattern in the country. In the end your vote only guarantees that you have a say, but does not necessarily mean that you'll have your way.

The radio presenters keep telling people to get their PVCs so that they can vote in good leaders, as if everybody thinks alike. Who one person thinks would make a good leader, to another person is a bad choice. There are so many variables in elections, and the PVC does not guarantee that the voters will elect the best candidate.
Travel / Re: Akwa Ibom And Europe Standard Of Road Na 5&6 .. Photos by pannyman(m): 9:00am On Jun 01, 2022
otipoju:


You cant name just one.

Who told you that there are not long stretches of road in Lagos. That is why we laugh when you guys hype the unhypeable.

I live in USA. The roads are tarred to your doorstep. I mean to your very doorstep. You can drive interstate for 20 hours without seeing one pot hole not to talk of bad road.

Every street in Lagos ought to be tarred. Apart from that there are thousands of untarred major roads in Lagos. Go around your state bro. Lagos is not just mainland LGA and Island.

When Ameachi called Lagos a glorified slum you think he did not know what he was saying?

I was once on the Tinubu/ Lagos is the greatest hype train until i went to other states and travelled out. I became depressed for a while just knowing our lives were substandard. Its not about having money.

The last time i was in Lagos during Ambodes era everywhere was smelling because of refuse dumping on every street corner.

Me i will ust advise you leave all these old thieves and stop defending them and focus on your life and that of your children to give them a better future.

They themselves know that is why they dont let thier children live in Nigeria but bring them abroad for a better quality of life while they come in and out every weekend or month.

I agree with you totally, and I understand all you said about the untarred roads in Lagos. Lagos is such an eyesore whenever one sees it from the air when coming from abroad. There is still so much work to be done in the state to modernise it.
Politics / Re: Iyorchia Ayu Calls Tambuwal ‘Hero Of Convention’ As Atiku Visits Him by pannyman(m): 7:41am On May 30, 2022
festacman:
The conspiracy against Gov. Nyesom Wike was of high level and 'conspirators' came from across the country. It had little to do with the Northern unity. The fact is that Gov. Wike's bully attitude as well as how he threw his weight around brashly as party financier and given his role in getting Supreme Court to retrieve PDP back from Modu Sheriff had become a source of worry and even fear to party bigwigs. They didn't want to take any chances at the primary. So, they prevailed on Gov. Tambuwal, whom Gov. Wike had tagged an ingrate in the course of his consultation with delegates, to step down and openly support Atiku Abubakar. Desperate calls were also made to some leaders to reach out to delegates. It worked.

If you consider the number of votes Gov. Wike got in spite of the 'conspiracy', you will understand that without that intervention, he would have pulled a surprise.

Well, Gov. Wike has himself to blame for his 'Putin-istic' attitude. And things could get worse for him when his tenure ends. He might find himself completely outside the umbrella. Fortunately, Kwankwanso's NNPP is there to absorb Internally Displaced Politicians (IDP) from both PDP and APC.

The last paragraph really cracked me up grin grin grin
Phones / Re: Phone I Ordered From Aliexpress Is Being Held By Nigerian Customs by pannyman(m): 9:34am On May 19, 2022
Dottore:

How can one choose speedaf in aliexpress.

To ensure that Speedaf is the company that will deliver your item, select Aliexpress Standard Shipping as your shipping method. The tracking id would begin with "NG" and end with "R".

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Romance / Re: Girl Who Slept With A Dog In Viral Video Dies Of Infection - Daily Independent by pannyman(m): 10:28pm On May 11, 2022
I smell fake news. Some people want the police off her trail so they concocted this story of her alleged death. I believe her purported intercourse with a dog was a hoax gone wrong anyway.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How An Employer Sacked A Job Seeker Immediately After Giving Him A 250K Job by pannyman(m): 2:33pm On May 08, 2022
Stallionhorse:
Nigerians like to learn the hard way.
I broke up with a girl cause she abbreviates most of her words.. Its so irritating to me so I broke up with her.. Communication and how you communicate matters.

You did the right thing. You know how these women are. Try to correct her and it would turn into a mighty quarrel. Let her take her abbreviations elsewhere.
Family / Re: My Dad Almost Killed Me Today! by pannyman(m): 7:10am On May 06, 2022
@OP, the reason why your father can dictate to you what kind of phone to use is because you live under his roof. In other words, you are still a dependent. You should make it a priority to take care of independent and get a place of your own. You said it was a brand new iPhone. OK, part of the money you used to buy that phone could have been used to pay for an apartment . If you can afford such an expensive phone, brand new then you can afford to stay on your own. At 27 you are a grown man.

Act like a man and your dad will show you the respect you deserve, and most importantly, he won't interfere in your affairs. Living alone ensures that you have your privacy, and makes you more focused on things that will advance your life.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Stop This Girl From Coming To My House by pannyman(m): 8:57am On Apr 30, 2022
So free sex still exists in Nigeria. @OP, just enjoy it while it's available. You're enjoying what most guys can only dream of, yet you're complaining.

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by pannyman(m): 12:36pm On Apr 28, 2022
Auskyd:


OG, I use my 21 ultra to play hours of CoD, PUBG, do zoom meeting on the side for work related stuff. Zoom alone will make any phone hot, but I don't have that on my 21 ultra. From time to time it increases temperature, but it cools down fast.

Baba no too dey believe all these YouTube guys. Dem too dey exaggerate things. That's how they said pixel 6 pro no good for gaming, but alas, I've been gaming on it without issues.

Laslas all these phones are good Jare. We are the ones always nitpicking like as if one small thing will spoil the experience of using these phones.

It is well sha. Dimensity oh, snapdragon oh, iOS oh, they all do well on flagships. No difference for me.

You are right about the much-talked-about heating issues with the SD888. My son plays COD, PUBG and Asphalt 9 on my Mi11 without heating up the phone. I am yet to experience any overheating. I am glad I did not take all that talk seriously.

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Celebrities / Re: Rihanna And Asap Rocky's Breakup And Cheating Rumours by pannyman(m): 8:12am On Apr 16, 2022
Enough said.

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