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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Single Female Doctor: 'A Driver Refused To Work For Me' by pannyman(m): 2:35pm On Aug 17, 2018
But what's wrong with her driving herself?

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Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by pannyman(m): 8:30pm On Aug 11, 2018
GAZZUZZ:


5w30 engine oil

Toyota W.S

Toyota long life coolant

All available if you contact me via my signature

You are a corrola person if I remember.


Hi Gaz. Please check again. Engine oil is 5w20 or 0w20. Either would serve.
Crime / Re: Customer Robbed Of N1 Million After MTN Allegedly Gave Access To Her SIM. by pannyman(m): 10:52am On Aug 10, 2018
So after the SIM swap, on which line did they receive the swap alert? Looks like fake news to me.

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Romance / Re: "I Feel Bad For Men Who Have Never Date Non-Nigerian Ladies" - Man by pannyman(m): 3:08pm On Aug 04, 2018
Ejiod:

Can you imagine one that I haven't seen saying,my phone spoil,I need 6k or pls can u give me 4k? I'm like WTF are ladies turning to
This one small. I've seen a girl shamelessly post her account details on her WhatsApp status to beg for money.

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Car Talk / Re: My Temperature Guage Doesn't Get To The Middle !!! by pannyman(m): 1:34pm On Jul 30, 2018
Erm...with reference to the person whose call to Gazzuzz was cut off, I would just make a few comments.

Generally when communicating, whether verbally or in writing, the onus is on the person sending the message to make their message clear, and not to give the other party an assignment to decipher what they are trying to put across.

When calling a person who does not know you, and does not even have your number saved on their phone you should sound very polite and formal. Trying to sound overly friendly with a stranger can backfire very quickly. Just my two cents.

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Car Talk / Re: Is Toyota As Reliable As Nigerians Make It Seem. by pannyman(m): 4:58pm On Jul 23, 2018
hope4nigeria:
its hard to believe, but I honestly used 5000 fuel to run from abuja to Lagos, if my tank is completely empty, I do fill it with #5800, I entered fueling station at gwagwalada that very day, I requested for fill up tank, I paid just #4800 at the rate of #143/litre. My engine is 1.3 small golf engine . the cost of replacing the engine and gear box is just #58000, will you believe that too. Golf 2or3 is the cheapest car to drive

Good for you. But we can't all drive the ancient Golf 2 or 3.

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Car Talk / Re: It's About To Get Slippery In Here by pannyman(m): 10:05pm On Jul 19, 2018
post=69449992:

Lol, that is expensive mehn.
Almost 8000 naira.
We will get there soon also.

It's damn cheap.
Sports / Re: France Vs Croatia: Russia 2018 Final (4 - 2) On 15th July 2018 by pannyman(m): 4:23pm On Jul 15, 2018
We're watching.

Politics / Re: PDP Reacts As Ngige Mistakenly Supports Fayose During APC Rally In Ekiti State by pannyman(m): 7:00pm On Jul 10, 2018
A classic Freudian slip?

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TV/Movies / Re: Dstv Responds To A Customer Asking Why The Increase In Tariffs. (pics) by pannyman(m): 11:40am On Jul 10, 2018
DSTV is not a monopoly. If you are not happy with them go elsewhere.

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Autos / Re: Golf 3 For Sale@a Cheap And Affordable Prize 200k Without A Battey by pannyman(m): 9:52pm On Jul 08, 2018
NemzySeries:
which kind yeye camera b dat 1? if u no wa show us d interior carry ur car dey go.... na so pple take deir hand dey spoil deir own business.... how cum d xterior was clear h d interior looking like it was a calculator u used in taking dos pictures?
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Family / Re: Hospital Gave Family Wrong Baby Home, Called Family 10 Days Later For Exchange by pannyman(m): 3:58pm On Jul 06, 2018
jom4real007:
Twitter and lies be like 5 & 6

Yeah, seems fake to me. Just meant to attract responses.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by pannyman(m): 11:56am On Jul 06, 2018
I am experiencing random reboot on my Mi5s Plus after the recent upgrade MIUI 9.6.1.0. I am contemplating doing a factory reset on the phone. Anybody know whether I should wait for the MIUI10 and see whether it could fix the problem?
Car Talk / Re: A Tribute To My Infiniti G35x 2007 by pannyman(m): 12:07am On Jul 06, 2018
Kingsteve:
This is mine...the bigger and bad-ass brother of the G's.


Say hello to the M35!
Delicious!

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Romance / Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by pannyman(m): 11:47pm On Jul 05, 2018
sexdoll:
why is everybody focusing on her stretch mark rather than focusing on the message she's sending.

i suspect so many "one minuters" are on this thread and they are undeniably taking this message of hers unnecessarily personal.

guys, make una chillax abeg.

the girl looks good to me.

her stretch mark has nothing to do with good and satisfying sex she is demanding. tongue
Have you forgotten that men are moved by what they see? A pleasant smooth skin and trim body can do wonders for a man's performance.
Sports / Re: David De Gea Becomes The 1st Goalkeeper To Make The Least Saves At The World Cup by pannyman(m): 11:36am On Jul 03, 2018
Whobedatte:
Keylor Navas
Ochoa
These two goalkeepers are better than David a million times.
How can you play in the premiership and claim to be the best?
British press exaggerates every thing
David is an average GK who is lucky to play in a league where the press blows it's players out of proportion

You've said it all. Meanwhile, the way that Ochoa guy stops shots is something else. He deserves a big club.

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Sports / Re: Spain Vs Russia: World Cup 1(3) - 1(4) - On 1st July 2018 by pannyman(m): 5:48pm On Jul 01, 2018
4koff:
Them just dey pay De Gea plenty money for nothing. Same kind of penalty naim Akinfeev show De Gea how them dey save am.
He can't save a penalty to save his life. Any time a penalty is awarded against my team Man U, I just assume automatically its a goal.

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Sports / Re: Spain Vs Russia: World Cup 1(3) - 1(4) - On 1st July 2018 by pannyman(m): 5:45pm On Jul 01, 2018
Noblewhiz:


Be a man of good faith... u will see today

I have seen it.
Sports / Re: Spain Vs Russia: World Cup 1(3) - 1(4) - On 1st July 2018 by pannyman(m): 5:42pm On Jul 01, 2018
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooppeeeee!

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Sports / Re: Spain Vs Russia: World Cup 1(3) - 1(4) - On 1st July 2018 by pannyman(m): 5:40pm On Jul 01, 2018
Sirfeeking:
You know nothing about him,check his record at athletico Madrid,Under 23 etc
OK. We're watching.
Sports / Re: Spain Vs Russia: World Cup 1(3) - 1(4) - On 1st July 2018 by pannyman(m): 5:34pm On Jul 01, 2018
Never seen De Gea save a penalty. I tip Russia to go through unless they shoot off target.

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Romance / Re: Lady Exposes Pastor Tunde Olawuni After Sex, For Refusing To Pay N10k (Photos) by pannyman(m): 4:44pm On Jun 30, 2018
It's a fake Facebook account.
Travel / Re: Otedola Bridge, Lagos Tanker Explosion: 'Pictures Cannot Explain What I Saw' by pannyman(m): 8:36pm On Jun 28, 2018
FortifiedCity:
Nawa oo

God has always kept and protected me and my family. We are supernaturally excused from sudden and calculated disasters. Glory be to his name forever Amen!!

If he's good to you and your family too, identify by punching the like button

Rubbish. So you're more righteous than the victims. Very insensitive of you.

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Science/Technology / Re: How Nigerians Are Wasting Money On 4K Ultra HD TVs. by pannyman(m): 2:15pm On Jun 24, 2018
mu2sa2:
I still prefer 4k tvs but not the overpriced ones like Samsung brands. With 200k one can get a 55 inch 4k of a good brand like hisense. I get the point Op is making but I cannot downgrade.

You're spot on.
Science/Technology / Re: How Nigerians Are Wasting Money On 4K Ultra HD TVs. by pannyman(m): 2:14pm On Jun 24, 2018
gmajor10:
Op going by your analysis, even buying HD TV is waste of money..... No local Nigerian station shoots and stream in HD. Even the almighty dstv has very few HD channels, unless you go premium. And that still is limited, most channels are on SD standard definition.

On the Compact bouquet which goes for 6,300 naira there are about eight channels on HD available, mostly sports channels. So it's not for Premium bouquet subscribers alone.
Sports / Re: Germany Vs Sweden: World Cup (2 - 1) - Final by pannyman(m): 7:09pm On Jun 23, 2018
The Germans are playing in a formation that leaves them vulnerable to counter attacks.
Sports / Re: Francis Uzoho's Age Questioned By South African Man by pannyman(m): 10:25pm On Jun 18, 2018
pocohantas:
The commentator kept referring to him as a teenager, seems he was trying to mock us.

I kept wondering who is the teenager in our team. Could it be the old men falling upandan like people under anointing. You can imagine my shock when I got to know it's the GK.

That old man that have reach to do iwa akwa.

I kept wishing the commentator would just stop. It was so embarrassing.

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Sports / Re: Tunisia Vs England: World Cup, (1 - 2) On 18th June 2018 by pannyman(m): 7:09pm On Jun 18, 2018
Sterling can't score without Pep breathing down his neck, obviously.
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Solade: 'Nigeria Is Killing Me! I Might Relocate Soon' by pannyman(m): 1:33pm On Jun 16, 2018
ikechizoba:
"DONALD TRUMP'S SPEECH ON WHY HE HATES AFRICANS & ARABS".*

*We are not obliged, even for a second, to try to prove to anybody and especially to blacks and Arabs that we are superior people - we have demonstrated that to the black and Arabs in 1001 ways.*
*The America we know today was not created by wishful thinking.We created it at the expenses of intelligence, sweat, and blood.....we do not pretend like other whites that we like the blacks - We must admit, without any fear, that we don't like them, and for so, so, many valid reasons.*

*The fact that blacks and Arabs look like human beings does not necessarily make them sensible human beings. Hedgehogs are not porcupines and lizards are not crocodiles because they look alike. if God had wanted us to be equal to blacks and Arabs, he would have created us all of a uniform colour and intellect. But he created us differently. Whites, blacks, yellow, the rulers and the ruled. intellectually we are superior to the blacks and Arabs.That has been proven beyond the reasonable doubt over the years.*

*I believe that a white man is an honest, God fearing person who has demonstrated practically the right way of being a human. By now every one of us has seen it practically that blacks and Arabs cannot rule themselves. Give them guns and they will kill each other.*

*They are good in nothing else but making noise, dancing, marrying many wives, alcoholism, witchcraft, indulging in sex, pretending in church, jealousy, fighting and complaining of bad leadership; but, yet refuse to take a decisive action and protest to remove the brigands from position of power.*

*Let us all accept the fact that the black man is a symbol of poverty, mental inferiority, laziness and emotional incompetence.To make the matter worse, he can do everything possible to defend his stupidity. Give them money for development and they will fight and create hatred and enmity for themselves. Drill oil wells for them and they will not have peace all the days of their life.*
*See, for instance, what's happening in Nigeria (a Country blessed with abundant resources), Southern Sudan, Malawi, DRC just to mention a few.*
*"This proves to anybody including a stupid fool that Africans do not know what they want. isn't that plausible"?*
*"They are like monkeys looking for already ripping banana all over the world!!!.*

*Therefore that the white man is created to rule the black man, Africans will always have day dreams.*
*And here is the creature (black man) that lacks foresight but only sees what is near him and still fails to know what to do"*
*A black man is stupid to the extent that he cannot plan for his life beyond a year. Therefore how can they develop and live longer.*

*"Corruption in the west (And China) is a big abomination, but in Africa, it's so huge that it is slowly becoming an acceptable way of life!!!.*(Shame, isn't it?)

*They sing and rejoice to their corrupt political leaders.They worship their scandal-ridden religious leaders like their gods. Lest you forget, these so called Africans are praising, dancing and praying for the people that have impoverished them,and who comes to hide their loot here.*

*Then which fool argues that the black man is not born a beggar, grows a beggar, looks a beggar, falls sick as a beggar and dies a beggar. this has been proven beyond reasoning.*
*I wonder why even up to now most Africans still go to school by force, and those who are at school are are just drug addicts who don't know what took them there. This is a pregnant stupidity in Africa. The body of Africans is a very fertile ground for all diseases in the world because they don't fear even HIV/AIDS.*
*This leaves me with a question: Are our eyes created the same with those Africans? I hear there are still cultures in Africa that prohibit them from using latrines which is very annoying.*

*"They cried for independence but have failed to rule themselves". For sure being African is a very untreatable disease that even prayers are not enough.*
*They have minerals but they cannot do anything with it. Therefore let us (whites) go to Africa and pick what we can pick and leave what is of no use. Poverty is a disease to the whites, but to the blacks it is very normal.*

*"Look at what is currently going on in Nigeria National Assembly. Legislators amending the constitution to favor themselves at the expense of two (200) million Nigerians. The present administration now have no economic blueprint plan, rather than noise and false propaganda. Characterised with hatred and witch hunt/impoverishment".*
*"Majority of these legislators are treasury looters who are intellectually barren but using the ill gotten wealth to oppress the citizens of that great country".*

*"What a shame"!*
*Black people with black sense, and a sick president in London for medical tourism!!!.*

*The worst tragedy in Africa is that if you dare stand up and speak up for what's right, you may end up regretting.*
*"The few wise and open-minded Africans who have tried to educate these fools about civilization have met the worst.They have been pushed hard on the wall, they have been silenced and others have been killed".*
*Before I finish, let me tell Africans that before you jump and call me a racist, an anti-blacks or whatever term you may wish to use against me,1st tackle runaway corruption, dreadful terrorism, tribalism, poverty, unemployment, diseases, illiteracy, ignorance, and inequality, that have put your whole continent on the verge of collapse".*
*"Hate me or love me, I don't care.I know this is the plain truth which will never see the light of the day to the cowards that are afraid to be told as it is".*

*By- Donald .J. Trump.*
� Fake
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Solade: 'Nigeria Is Killing Me! I Might Relocate Soon' by pannyman(m): 1:18pm On Jun 16, 2018
This guy bragged about his two master's degrees. So he can't find something lucrative to do with them. That's why it's not good to talk too much.

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Sports / Re: The Fifa World Cup Fantasy Game Is Here! by pannyman(m): 5:12pm On Jun 11, 2018
Centyakam:

Join My League.. code: XCOGHYPP
Cool!
Sports / The Fifa World Cup Fantasy Game Is Here! by pannyman(m): 5:05pm On Jun 11, 2018
The fantasy game for the Fifa World Cup is available for Android and iOS. Download and let's have some fun. Meet you there!

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