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stuff46:
if someone wish your father this...



smh for your life, I pray yu experience all you wish him

Ha ha ha keep praying on your knees, motherffucker, and see how that works for you ha ha ha.

Seun:
There is nothing wrong with planning for the possibility of a candidate's death due to old age or ill health. That's the main reason why we have vice presidential candidate. If Prof Osinbajo is a competent fellow (it seems so), then we need not worry about the health of General Buhari.

Oga Seun I doubt if the Born-to-Ruin northern Nigerian old-guard are even in the slightest bit concerned about competence of political office holders. Their selection of a stark illiterate, ailing and expired tyrant called Buhari, as a presidential candidate, is a case in point.

Those mega-million dollar oil-drilling leases in the Niger Delta, that have been shared almost exclusively among Nigeria's northern oil mafia for the past 45 years, are up for renewal in 2016, which has engendered a do-or-die desperation that ONLY a northerner can RULE Nigeria during that critical year - 2016, so as to maintain the status-quo of northern Nigerian economic apartheid, until hell freezes over.

aurenflani:
You are only wishing for the general the exact thing that befell your progenitors and will continue with you and your entire generation with no exception you rejected slippery maggot.

If that is your best effort in curse placement, then I have to say I am quite disappointed, Dan Fulani. Can't you come up with anything better ?

In order to frighten me in the slightest, you will need to come after me with a gun, and be ready for my precise and immediate response.

squad1:
I still don't get why Buhari's health is an issue. We all live and end up dying one day, so whats the big deal? If he dies, we all move on. Death is not determined by age alone, don't be surprised if this man still inhale oxygen himself for the next 15 years. Back to his health, as long and he is mentally and physically fit, if he wins, i believe he can make a reasonable change. For those that give excuse like he is not strong, will he go to Aso rock to carry Bags of cement?

#SaiBuhari

Oh well, the good news is that obviously the Boko Hari lemmings are coming to terms with the fact that their little god is about to croak and get deep-sixed under the ground, where the worms and maggots eagerly await the feast.

Please don't disturb terror gang leader Buhari with frivolous birthday invitations, when it is so clear that Buhari is in the process of kicking the bucket, croaking, or, in layman's terms, dying, in preparation for his uncontrolled crashing descent into hell, where his place is duly reserved.

[size=17pt]Ffuck you Buhari, and PLEASE just die already, will you ? Thanks for your cooperation, you repulsive and disgusting sack of chit.[/size]

When Buhari dies, which will hopefully be VERY soon, he will drop like a stinky turd from a pair of urgently flexing buttocks, straight DOWN to the very bowels of hell, where he will shovel red hot coals for eternity, while cackling overseers whip him till he screeches like a stuck pig and passes out, only to be revived by the hot piss of his guards, for the infliction of yet more excruciating agony.

That is the fate reserved for mass murderers, and Buhari is a fine example of a deserving inductee to Hades, where the fires burn HOT day and night, and where hard-core sinners roast like so many quivering shrimp on a barbecue.

Pellow Kwantiri Man. Me yan no like am ebiri-body talk am fwa fafer and fwa radio, say me, Seriki of Nongereya, yan dey too wicked.

So I tell am fwa seceret folice, say gwo, GWO, and kwapcha fwa me ALL keferi fiful yan make noise and disturb me when me I be feresident.

Now, me yan go enter feresident AGAIN by force, yowaaaa, and AGAIN yan go telli folice and army to arrest ebiri-body me yan no like am, yowaa.

My Boko Haram kwantiri man zey are fight fwa me to enter feresident by force, but now perderal troop yan kill zem too much. No gwood like zat.


Me yan dey fwa London now, and dokita zey are commot yan blokos so yan can no born pikin again, but me I get am felenty pikin fwa ground, yowaa, so, yan no need am blokos now again, yowaaa.


Afita when yan pinish operation and kommot my blokos, yan gwo come back fwa Nongeriya, and zen my Boko Haram sekeriti force yan go FORCE all fiful to bote for me, or die fwa suicide bombu, yowaaaa.


Berry soon we go dip am kwarran-book fwa inside Atilantiki Ocean wata, and my Boko Harm soja go kwapcha ALL Nongeria fiful and make zem my slave, yowaaa.

Longi live Sharia fwa ALL Nongeriya.

Longi live Me as feresident of Nongeriya

Longi live my blokos, wey dokita put am fwa dustbin fwa London hospital, yowaaa.

changes1:
[size=17pt]If that is all you can deduce being a psychologist, I can boldly say you should go back to school and study something else cos you must have really failed.
Peace[/size]

This is one of the wittiest retorts I have read in a good while ha ha ha ha. Go back to school, or show us ya ceritificate.

Good to see quite a few more terrorists clearly enjoying their allocation of 72 virgins, thanks to federal troops' superior firepower.

NDPVF:
Buhari must not Chicken out,he must return to face Nigerians,as we have resolved to give him political retirement with our votes.

It is entirely possible that Buhari the Boko Haram death cult leader might die and thus fail to make his appointment in Nigeria, where another landslide election defeat patiently awaits him at the presidential polls.

If confirmation emerges the effect that Buhari the ailing terror gang leader is on the way to meet the 72 virgins, it is important that he should hear about his most recent election loss BEFORE he loses consciousness and croaks, in order to garner sympathy for him in Paradise, which in turn may qualify him for further allocations of fresh virgins, over and above the nominal allocation of 72.

The death throes of a vanquished monster will unfortunately include quite a few more random suicide blasts. As the Nigerian Air Force jets and helicopters tear hordes of Boko Boys to tiny pieces in the Sambisa desert, terror cells hiding in towns and cities of the war zone act out standing orders to slay as many innocent civilians as they can, even as the death cult to which they belong is methodically dismantled by federal firepower.

Guyman02:
Check the links of US Apache helicopter attacking Taleban in Afghanistan, what you hear is the sound of the rockets being fired and not the engine depending on the location of the camera and the settings. Click on youtube and stop talking trash.

There MUST always be a mixture of engine noise and firing or missile launches audible during ANY air strike that is being being taped from aboard the attacking bird. It is not possible for the engine noise to be totally absent REGARDLESS of where the camera is mounted on the aircraft.

You are however entitled to your opinion, Oga Guyman provided your are satisfied with that perception.

Guyman02:
Thanks to the Russians for giving those weapons just to spite America. I hope that US will not supply TOW and Milan ATGM rockets to BH like they have done to rebels in Syria to threaten those attack helicopters and tanks.

Here is a picture of the Russian Hind helicopter the Killer of Boko Haram and the reason that GEJ asked Nigerians for Six weeks. It works better at night using infrared radiation as anything that produces body hit is easily spotted.

She's a beauty for sure, and she sees at night, making those kills as she goes.

remember007:
GOD BLESS THE N.A.... SOME 73 YEARS OLD CERTIFICATE FORGER GRANDPA FROM THE NORTH WILL SOON SAY DIS IS GENOCIDE AGAINST THE NORTH........BUT NIGERIA IS BIGGER THAN THEM.........GOD BLESS GEJ....GEJ TILL 2019..

Chai, see trouble. I check this woman profile picture, and my jeans no come size me again. Diariz God o !

zimoni:
It could be drone instead of helicopter.

The total absence of ANY aircraft engine noise means that the gunfire on that tape was NOT recorded during the attack, but was added later with video editing, regardless of whether the attacking aircraft was manned or un-manned. NO ground attack aircraft flies in TOTAL silence, so any recording that captures the plane's machine-guns firing must ALSO capture engine noise.

This might see like a minor point to some, but generally speaking, it is unwise to enhance air-strike footage with sound-effects from any other source but the attacking aircraft. That gunfire sound-track was added during post-production editing of the video, and that was a bad idea, since it leaves the door open to those who would question the authenticity of the video footage itself.

While I do not question the authenticity of the aerial footage shown here, the audible bursts of gunfire MUST have been added as a sound-track AFTER the film was shot, because ALL aerial footage is SILENT by definition, since the sound of explosions on the ground can NEVER be recorded from the attacking aircraft, due to the ear-splitting scream of fixed-wing jet engines, or the thumping roar of helicopter turbine engines.

Even if a claim is made that the gunfire heard on this video tape is a recording of the plane or helicopter's own guns used to strafe the enemy below, any recording which captures sound of those bursts, MUST ALSO capture the sound of the aircraft. The fact that there is audible gunfire on the tape, and yet NO audible aircraft engine noise, can ONLY mean that the sound of gunfire was added in post-production, which for news footage is NOT a good idea at all.

It is very pleasing to see footage of terrorist gunmen being united with their 72 virgins in Paradise, even as they endeavor to run away from that prize, BUT, the Nigerian Air Force needs to be careful to avoid editing the footage with added sound effects and such, so as to maintain the credibility of their battle-front video press releases.

No ceasefire is needed. The terrorists must ALL be united with their allocation of 72 virgins in heaven, as soon as possible, by federal firepower.

anwo247:
Buhari is a man full of contradictions.- He will fight corruption but Tinubu is his friend.- He will give us security but he was pushed out of office like a chicken by his subordinates.- He is honest but lies about his qualification.-He has no N 27 million to buy presidential nomination form but the wife has N 135 millionworth of drugs to donate.- He is poor but all his children schools abroad.- He will fight terrorism but sees others fight against terrorism as anti-north.- He will help the youth but is never known to have helped a single almajiri even in Daura.- He will fix the economy but has not even basic rudiment of economics.- He will fix education but is unschooled himself.- He wants to benefit from democracy but overthrew a democratic government.- He obtained school certificate but cannot produce "the certificate".May God protect us from this hypocrite.

I have been a reader of this forum for many many moons, BUT, the quoted post here stands head-and-shoulders ABOVE anything that I have had the privilege of reading in ALL of that time. No words are wasted, and every sentence packs a punch as hard as any delivered by Iron Mike Tyson, at the height of his pugilistic career.

Anwo, you are without question, a gentleman, a philosopher and a scholar of renown. Take my wife, please. No, I am serious, take my wife I say. Thank you for granting me this esteemed privilege

Chai ! Anwo is DA MAN ! Who no know go know.

Money can't get everything its true
But what money can't get, I can't use

Hey, I need money, that's what I want
I need money, that's what I want

That's what I waaaaaaant hey hey
Yeah, that's what I want

denedene:
I wanna believe buhari is ok but for some reasons I think he is gravely ill

The true facts are as follows. Buhari died back in 1998. Highly skilled Egyptian taxidermists were flown in to remove the entire skin of the expired dictator, and that carefully preserved skin was then painstakingly fashioned into a wearable suit that has been donned by a succession of trained midgets on stilts, who have attended public events and launched multiple doomed presidential bids as "Buhari", right up to the present time.

The medical evacuation to London of the Buhari puppet is merely a routine visit to spruce-up the worn-out masquerade outfit, in preparation for another scheduled election defeat for the re-animated skin-suit called "Buhari".

aminashy:
WHEN OUR MILITARY STARTED DEFEATING THE BOKO HARAM I NOTICED 3 IMPORTANT THINGS:
1) EX-PRESIDENT CHIEF OLUSEGUN OBASANJO TORE HIS PDP MEMBERSHIP CARD PUBLICLY
2) GENERAL BUHARI HOSPITALIZED IN LONDON
3) OUR LOVELY PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN COMMISSIONED SOME MAJOR PROJECTS IN THE COUNTRY(LAGOS AND OUR) THAT IS TO SAY THE ENEMIES ARE GOING DOWN. ACHIEVEMENT IS COMING UP.
GOODLUCK JONATHAN TILL 2019!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha yes Young Grasshopper, you have proven yourself to be an astute observer of the human condition. Today I award you Brown Belt.

In a related development, I can now confirm that the ailing geriatric terror gang leader Buhari is actually going to his Alma Mater, Toto-Ronto University, to collect his newly printed HONORARY diploma in Applied Cattle Management.

Stand by for more developments later, when the surgeons issue their initial post-operative prognosis about Buhari's TERMINAL prostate cancer.

linuxuser:
[size=15pt]So Buhari is no longer on a working visit but resting visit. Keep the lies coming.[/size]

Perhaps the Boko Hari spin-doctors mean to say that Buhari finds work restful, particularly if the location is London, where the finest medical attention available anywhere, is just a short black-cab ride away.

Expounding this novel concept further into the realm of absurdity, an analogy can perhaps be drawn between the old euphemism that shyly refers to the act of coital procreation as "The Labor of Love", and the notion of Buhari's "Restful Work", which is now being made possible by medical teams based on London's Harley Street.

noblezone:
There was a news clip I saw somewhere that Osinbajo was angry because he was not informed about Buhari;s movements.
What does the man know about politics and the games thereof?
He is only a bet in the who scenario!

Right from the onset, Mr. Osinbajo's rodent-like bearing should have disqualified him from rising to any position of elected office.

The guy reminds me of an under-fed weasel, when he stands beside the tottering bony figure of his senile scarecrow running partner, the geriatric terror gang leader Boko Hari.

linuxuser:
APC, Please provide your evidence, here is mine

As we can see a search at chatham house have no name of Buhari as speaker as at now so if Buhari is desperately seeking for face saving hurried appointment, that is unfortunate. They said he left Nigeria for a working visit. Up till now no trace of his working. They said he will speak at chatham house, till now his name is not there and yet they tell us he is a man of integrity. Integrity my foot. Even if he eventually speaks, why was his name missing on the list? Because they are begging him to speak right? and yet they said he left Nigeria to speak there. Does all these add up? I dont think so.

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https://i59.tinypic.com/2u8dj42.png

http://www.chathamhouse.org/event/refuge-inhumanity-war-refugees-intersection-ihl-and-refugee-law

http://www.chathamhouse.org/event/rohingya-southeast-asia-where-here

Linuxer is a formidable researcher, and I would guess he is a seasoned practitioner of the legal profession. The above point-by-point demolition, of all the lies told to obscure the TRUE reason for ailing terror gang leader Buhari's hurried medical evacuation from Nigeria, reads as a fine masterwork of dispassionate forensic analysis that simply CANNOT be refuted by fact-based argumentation.

evegran:
Aww

I've just realised you're indeed a deluded village girl. If you can say Agbani resembles you, it means you can also say Obama is your biological father. I really shouldn't be replying you again.
My advise, see a doctor. Your head needs to be examined.

Nothing livens up my day quite like a good cat fight.

Ha ha photoshop, and poorly created too.

Those zero-talent ho's won't be missed by most who know of their existence, even if they do get drunk and kill themselves on some lonely highway.

That drone is designed purely for surveillance. It carries no guns or rocket pods.

CityNG:
Thanks

Double tap to the center mass

My personal mode of dialog is my trusty Winchester Model 1200 pump, loaded for bear. Can't miss no matter how fast the draw needed, and no follow-up smokin' required. One righteous blast, and game over ha ha.

CityNG:
I'm not your Brah and I'm certain that you've never set foot on any of Hawaiis islands.

Before I post next time I'll be sure to check with you for approval

Dindinrin.

Hey City. I LOVE that "Make my DAY" profile picture you got going there. Kill ALL intruders with clean double-taps, and let Jeeeeeesus sort out their souls on arrival.

Why post a sign and invite police response when you do ffuck someone up, Charlie Man ?

Just lock and load, and have the means to get rid of the dead meat after you open fire to defend your home. THAT is how it is done RIGHT.

danthamccoy:
No, she does not resemble you. At all.

Whether she resemble am or no resemble am, if the girl commot all she cloth, show you the better ting when dey under, you go begin dey beg say make she 'gree you touch am only once.