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Ha ha you horn-dogs are so amusing when words and pretty pictures on the computer screen are all it takes to send you into heat, like a bull elephant smelling a female 20 miles away, after not getting any nookie for a whole year.

Without question, the person who started this thread is a MALE scam artist, seeking to rake in free cash money from men whose tiny lower brain takes over bodily control from the brain in their head, the instant anyone posts a picture of a pretty girl for them to drool over.

The girl in that photo probably has NO idea that her picture is being used to run an internet love scam, but that is the wacky online world for you.

barcanista:
This is a very good news. More deaths to Boko Terrorists and their sponsors. More deaths to the enemies of the state.

God Bless General Buhari
God Bless The Military
God Bless Predisent Jonathan, President 2010-2019.

Barkanista has seen the light, and emerged from the darkness. Barcan he da MAN, I chit you not ! Barcan he momma dit'n raise no fooz.

Oya, everybody shake e-body, music don dey blow, I say shake e-body, shake am, Haba, Waaaa zo Biyaaaaa ! Shake e-body.

Gbiri-gidi gbosaaa carry ya hand go up, Chai ! Carry ya hand go down !

Take eye look for left ! Gbosaa ! E- henn take style look for right ! Gbiimmm ! I say shake e-body !

bittertruth37:
check your signature and your username, all suggest you are next to the devil in character. Your end will be like his. You cant escape the wrath of God.

Can we assume that you are the heavenly Director General who ORDERS your god to attack anyone YOU feel is a sinner in YOUR book ?


IF so, how much should I be prepared to pay in cash, so as to acquire those same directorial powers over my own god, so that I too can call in devine air strikes against enemies of my progress ?

babestella:
[size=14pt]Buhari the Islamic dreamer. Dream on abok-i and don't worry, when GEJ wins come March 28, I will tell him to hand over to you so you could be a one-day president. ; D[/size]

One day as president is better than nothing, so maybe that one day of RULING, as a consolation prize, will help to prevent more WEEPING, WAILING, SOBBING, BAWLING and of course, SHRIEKING, by our lifetime loser and loser of a lifetime, Bongo Hari the Weeping General.

fresh15:
The earlier Buhari makes up his mind to accept defeat,the better for him because he won't be allowed to shed innocent blood again.He wii fall again yakataa.

Yakataaaa ha ha ha ha . Yes. The Oracle has spoken. Yakataaaaaa !

Baba419:
They tricked us on this one

But I believe the ocean as vast as it is holds many secrets

Yes Baba419, Discovery Channel played a very clever 419, complete with actors posing as renowned scientists, that became the subject of much internet chatter about how such a work of outright fiction could be presented as a documentary.

Henceforth I will take all Discovery Channel "documentaries" with a grain of salt. That said, you are indeed right that there are without question many more previously unknown species that may yet emerge from the depths of the sea, which after all covers 75% of the Earth's surface.

The Nigerian troops are clearly administering a serious asz-whupping to the enemy these days.

It is also good to hear that air-force jets have joined in the party, helping along to Paradise many a virgin hunter, before the troops move in to clean up stragglers as needed.


Go Army ! Huyaaaah ! Go Air-Force ! Huyaaaaah !

Buhari has always been an utterly sadistic individual, and old age has only make him more cunning, as he tries to hide his blood-thirsty character.

Denial of medical care was one of Buhari's favorite methods of killing those who had the misfortune of getting rounded up by secret police and thrown in dungeons to rot, during the Boko Haram terror gang leader's demonic reign as military tyrant in the 1980s.

Covertly financing, and openly rooting for the Boko Haram invaders now laying waste northern Nigeria, Paaa Buhari's henchmen continue to shed innocent blood even as their evil master seeks to run for president, all the while knowing he is doomed to lose at the polls, and in the post-election court of appeal, precisely as he did so many times before.

Tragically, the sore loser Buhari WILL order yet more killings when he loses the upcoming 2015 presidential election, unless he can he replaced by his political party with an educated and credible substitute, whereby Buhari will be free to relax in a rocking chair at home and watch his great grandchildren smoke weed while buggering livestock in the backyard.

nigerinstitute:
URGENT ALERT DONT IGNORE

It has come to our attention that 3rd columnist within the military in collaboration with elements within the government have been plotting to assassinate Gen Mohammed Buhari. The Attempt was to have been executed at GMB's rally in Maiduguri. A suicide bomber was to detonate a device and blame it on BOKO HARAM. The plot envisaged chaos, demonstrations and mass killings of non Northerners followed by reprisal killings of Northerners in the South. This was to lead to the imposition of a nationwide state of emergency and the indefinite postponement of the Elections. Elements within this group are considering the option of military takeover, key service personnel are in the know & are poised to swing into action

We bring this to the attention of all peace loving Nigerians as a matter of EMERGENCY; don’t keep this quiet so that we can Arrow this grand plan. Those within APC must take note as the plot is being rehashed following the failure to execute GMB in Maiduguri. A strike team has been set up with specific instructions to continue the plan and execute the plot at the secondary location. GMB is taking grave risks by taking his SUV into heavy unruly crowds. Security Procedures, Preparations & Forward Detail have to be seriously reviewed. Please be at alert, alternative secure pacified paths need to be set for GMB's entrance into stadiums & Campaign venues henceforth.

Above here is a fine example of writing that commands attention, in the same way as does the prose of political intrigue novelist Tom Clancy. That domino-effect, chain-reaction descent into generalized nationwide anarchy is described with measured immediacy, where every occurrence and consequence remain eerily plausible in the context of today's Nigeria.

NigerInstitue is a writer's writer for sure, and whether or not you agree with his above narrative, rest assured that his sage words are capable of scrambling fighter jets, or rolling out heavy armor, as Nigeria embarks on the wild ride ahead.

When NigerInstitute speaks, power brokers listen.

Yes I have to agree that while Wole Soyinka has done the usual yeoman's job of exposing Buhari as the hypocritical thieving tyrant that he has been all along, Kongi does dwell a tad too much on his quibbles with incumbent President Gooodluck Jonathan, almost as though to imply that there is no point voting at all on election day, since BOTH presidential candidates are absolutely unworthy of assuming the office.

President Jonathan's government has resurfaced more miles of highway than all previous federal administrations that have existed since Nigeria's 1960 independence. This rejuvenation of the federal road network DIRECTLY saves lives by the thousands every year. The journey from Benin to the Lagos Expressway, which for many past years could take as long as 12 hours, can now be cruised in under 3 hours on smooth open Autobahn-style highway of the sort consistently promised but never delivered by all previous presidents.

Considering electrical power, that other KEY index of national economic survival, huge swathes of Nigeria, previously languishing in total darkness for months and years on end BEFORE Jonathan Goodluck assumed office, are connected to a national electrical power grid that actually works, providing power for more hours per week than at any time over the past 30 years.

Rather than keep his complaints about Jonathan Goodluck to general recommendations for improvement on all fronts during his coming second term in office, Wole Soyinka has placed a bit too much emphasis on identifying where changes are needed, while paying scant attention to the enormous feats of economy-boosting development that have been completed and put to public use by Jonathan Goodluck, with so little fanfare.

Lighten up, Kongi, if you are reading this. More to the point, light one up, kick back on your front porch, and let the world turn as it will.

datguru:
What do you expect when a boko master visits his camp ?

There is no question that Boko Hari will rule his village in Chad, for life. No election is required there to ensure that victory over the goats and camels of Buhari Village, Chad Republic.

The dogs and the baboons, sent by terror gang leader Weeping General Buhari to grace EVERY election in which he contests and loses, have ALREADY stated to shed the blood promised by their desperate leader - Paaaa Buhari the mass-murdering geriatric who will NEVER be king.

That was a case of Man-Pass-Manism. No cause for alarm.

tit:
Don't you see the similarity in altitude?

Copyright infringement is a serious offense, Mz.Titsworth, and I am certain Musiwa's pack of attorneys will be unleashed very soon.

I have seen a lot of gory pictures on the internet, but the ones posted here today, showing the body parts and head of a female "suicide" bomber no more than 14 years of age, are among the few that I will probably remember like a bad dream, for as long as I live.

It is highly unlikely that a young girl of the age shown would willingly strap on what she KNOWS to be a bomb, and then blow herself to bits. Without question this girl was either FORCED at gunpoint to wear the explosive vest, or was tricked into wearing it in exchange for money, while the person tasked to detonate the bomb would do so by simply placing a phone-call to the GSM handset connected for actuation of the bomb, after following the girl from a safe distance, until the girl reached the crowded area of choice, whereupon the remote-control ignition would be triggered for maximum effect.

By using this depraved, evil and utterly horrific method of mass murder, the Boko Haram terror cult have demonstrated a propensity for acts of extreme savagery against society's most vulnerable - the young and the female.

Ovamboland:
And if you are so sure your 'bloda' will win why are you straining your neck muscles spewing lies all over? you might have coronary o

Make you no fess Oka. We noko do am again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammed_Buba_Marwa

ChimaAgbalajob:
See their sexy virgin

I like her but I want to meet her in a motel room and not necessarily in Paradise.

excellence44:
correction: marwa is not an alhaji he is achristain for this reason d northern oligarchy won't field him.mind u we have Christian in almost all d northern states

Wow I had no idea. Correction noted. Now I can see how such a highly qualified and thoroughly educated proven leader like Marwa was not allowed to run for president in the upcoming election, despite being ENORMOUSLY popular throughout Nigeria's south-lands.

So, in a nutshell, blind religious considerations took precedence over documented governing performance, leaving the field open for a brain-dead chimpanzee like Weeping General Buhari to wind up being set up for yet another election defeat at the polls. How sad indeed for all who have reposed trust and hopes in a geriatric and senile monkey, that they will get to see and partake of weeping, crying, sobbing and wailing YET AGAIN. I feel so sorry to hear about this fundamental error in judgement, on the part of Nigeria's opposition party.

Faibuhari:
Can I see how the vagina look like now

Go look pig toto. Na so e be.

double0seven:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

this man.....will you keep quiet already.......your plenty English isn't bamboozling anyone. Can't you see no one is buying what you are selling.

WE SAY NO TO ETHNIC AND RELIGIOUS SENTIMENTS.

WE REFUSE TO BE DIVIDED ALONG ETHNIC AND RELIGIOUS LINES BY THE CORRUPT ELITES OR THEIR HIRED HANDS; JUST SO THAT THEY CAN CONTINUE TO LOOT OUR COLLECTIVE RESOURCES.

Diariz God.

jpphilips:
Bros we know that since the involvement of Chad and Cameroon, the French have been conducting surveillance for them, whether they have armed their surveillance equipments or they have contracted it out like you alleged is still unclear.

Realistically speaking, if the NA has such capabilities, it will be in the media from the day of purchase like you said to deal a Psyche blow to BH.
read here:
www.naij.com/312018-boko-haram-weakened-french-general-jean-pierre-palasset.html


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/french-planes-conduct-surveillance-nigeria-border/

JP is da man. Your contributions are always appreciated, whether or not one agrees with your views.

Balkan:
Abeg how did you count them?

There was a request for 600 fresh virgins, placed directly from heaven.

Is that good enough for you Sherlock Holmes ?

electropiz:
Northerners with all this money cannot develop their states, no youth empowerment, no scholarships offer to their people, no project that will benefit their people, they spend their money in Sudan, Saudi Arabia, uae, compare that with southerners/easterners that are made, many of them have scholarship program they are funding, they instal social amenities in their communities, its a shame to these northern elites.

You have hit on the very crux of the matter, Electro, namely that ALL those BILLIONS of dollars in petroleum export sales have been quietly shared among the extended family networks parasitically feeding fat around every single military dictator of northern extraction ever to grab power during Nigeria's 40-year long dark age that only ended in the late 1990's. As they feverishly stashed away Nigeria's oil wealth in Middle Eastern bank accounts, the born-to-drill criminal elite of northern Nigeria spent ZERO dollars to educate and employ the generation of destitute and desperate people right outside the doors of their own heavily-fortified mansions.

With NOTHING in the way of a formal education offered by the filthy-rich minority to the teeming poor majority in northern Nigeria, hungry hordes of illiterate young men have always been readily available for hire by the thousands, whenever the powerful and the greedy have reason to think that anarchy will benefit them politically or economically.

The latest manifestation of this deployment of northern Nigeria's youth as cannon fodder is the recent creation and rapid spread of that sublimely evil death-worshiping cult named Boko Haram, and the role played by their clandestine leader, Weeping General Buhari-Boko Hari, who has been selected as the dim-witted point-man, by an increasingly desperate northern petroleum-monopolizing cartel comprising silent profiteers with no other legitimate means of income.

On a very positive note, indications that The International Criminal Court has confirmed rumors about ongoing investigations into serial election loser Buhari's terrorist links, are very welcome indeed, at this moment in time.

Promhize:
[size=17pt] your brain should be donated for research.[/size]

My hat is off to you on this fine morning sir.

The above quote ranks among the top THREE most creative and hard-hitting personal insults I have had the privilege of encountering on hallowed pages of the Nairaland forum, after a whole decade of painstaking research on the subject.

Another notable contender for Greatest Insult of All Time is that deadpan characterization of a debate adversary as the "Product of a Leaking Condom". A panel of judges will now convene to establish a new formal White Paper tabulated ranking that will take into account the latest thought-provoking contribution to this esoteric and exacting realm of human endeavor, brought to the table by Onyisi Promhize, that soft-spoken internet philosopher.

Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaw !

Yeah buddy, the chit has indeed hit the fan for the virgin hunters.

double0seven:
you see how senseless your claims are. Buhari has been exposed as Bokoharam leader? By whom if may ask? Were is the evidence? On what are you basing this?

Everyone knows that Buhari's biggest advantage and strongholds in next month elections is the North where he has a cult like following. It is particularly strong in the three States under siege.

Now would Buhari who is trying to win the Presidential elections be telling his bokoharam boys who are, according to you and other propagandist, under his command to be decimating his strongholds, displacing those who are bent on voting for him?

You see your life. You see how senseless your propaganda is? How your conjured arguments fall apart when subjected to critical reasoning?

The Bokoharam carnage in the 3 northern States benefit GEJ and not GMB.

Now if Buhari is the leader of Bokoharam

Calm down. There is no need to get hysterical. Bokko Hari is DESTINED to lose in ALL he attempts during his wasted life, and the sooner you learn to live with that, the less mental anguish you will experience as the years roll on by.

Have a nice day sir, and again, try to take things a bit easier, for the sake of your health.

Ugly fat ho. My mangy dog is way easier on the eyes than that sack of chit, without question.

When Bokko Hari's wheelchair is guided gently into that old-folks home where he will live out the rest of his wasted life in a haze of strong anti-psychotic medication, the terror gang leader can at least cling to the assurance that he will remain the butt of jokes even as he sits there dying, thus fulfilling one last service to the world, by providing much needed comic relief right up to the moment he finally kicks the old bucket.

tit:
I saw buhari weeping this evening.
He came to visit his retired general friend.
maybe, he wanted to borrow some money.
i do not know what they discussed but as he was leaving, his eye was red!

Awwww is our poor likkle Genewal weeping again ? He looks so cuuuute when he sobs and wails like that. Oooooh look at that. Sowwy Genwal.

Now c'mon li'l Bokko Hari, at least you'll still have your own villagers to kill when you lose again, and everything will be ok, so dry those tears, Li'l Bokko, and don't you weep, since you never stood a snowball's chance in hell anyway.

double0seven:
you guys, Sasanova, papawaita, and the rest, you people are yanning rubbish of the highest order.

You're are saying the the corrupt rich upper class, oil barons, and the likes of them are afraid of a Jonathan Presidency!!!!!!!

Very funny. How really stupid do you PDP propagandist think people are? The corrupt and the rich upper class, oil barons, business men, those in power and energy have never had it so good under any other presidency. Whole policies from the ground-up, policies that are anti-masses are being formulated just to favour them. See the car scheme production thing for example; they wanted to immediately jack up tariff of car by like, is 70% now ( can't remember well) just because of people like Cosmas Maduka and Stallion Motors, until some influential people cried out.

All Jonathan's economic policies are not people driven; they are formulated with the intent of benefiting some powerful click or set of business men.

When it comes to vested interests of the greedy and corrupt upper class, anyone who knows anything about anything at all, knows that patronage and not tribe or ethnicity is the currency and all time important factor.

A Buhari presidency is exactly what all these people don't want, whether they are from the West, South or North. The Dangotes, Tompolos, Dokunbos, David Marks, Cosmas Maduka, Otedolas, all don't want a Buhari Presidency. They desperately don't want. Buhari is the man that will change the status-quo. Never in Nigerian elections have so much propaganda with so much venom been directed at a presidential candidate. It is because an upright man wants to come to the throne.

What they though was impossible, the God of justice who is not partial is bringing to pass before their very eyes.

You know where you can shove your godforsaken propaganda? Flush it down the toilet. Try and come up with another to justify your pay.

Thank you for this fascinating dissertation, but please rest assured that Boko Hari has been exposed as the terror gang leader that he has been all along, which means of course that he is doomed to lose over and over again, until hell freezes over.

Once again, your contribution is much appreciated for its entertainment value, and nothing more.