₦airaland Forum

all4naija:
She has a funny nose! Still pretty though.Prettier than all South African Zulus and Xhosas.

Are you kidding me ? Her face has classic lines that add up to mesmerizing beauty. I see no imperfections anywhere in those pictures.

She looks like a smoking hot Barbie doll, AND she is in EXCELLENT physical shape. That vision of irresistible beauty puts in her time at the gym, without question. She don't look that way by accident, and that is for sure.

fun4:
Have been on NL since last year, read and also contributed to lots of write-ups, seen different shades of opinions and characters as well but the name BARCANISTA is just too recurring on NL especially, politics section, for me to sweep under the carpet.

It is nighly obvious that besides SEUN the name BARCANISTA is the most popular name in this section and could compete favourably in all NL other sections. No doubt that when I elect to read his articles, most show his passion and the articulate way he pushes for what he stands for.

Some friends of mine I introduce to NL are intrigued by this character, BARCANISTA, especially the females and as such hope like to meet him someday.

The events of last week have further buttressed the position taken by some Nairalanders, where the name BARCANISTA alone was mentioned more than fifty times by the Protagonists and the Antagonists; yet little is known about this character on NL.

So I ask these questions in behalf of us:

1. Who is this Barcanista?

2. Where is he from?

3. What does he do?

4. Why does he take the positions he does that portray him controversial?

5. When do we meet and know his real identity?

Thank you for your urgent questions, to which the answer is as follows. Who no know go know.

In other words Nemwa kenepo nemi menye.

Izon otu a kileme !

MrCork:
....she aint light skin...don't u people has taste? (no oofeinse)

You obviously prefer bleached whales. Please go and start your own fat and bleach worship thread, to spare us the visual pollution.

Wow, wow wow what a classy woman. Such statuesque beauty is a rare find indeed, and this sex siren has only become more alluring with the passage of time.

Now there is a woman who could make me write bad checks without a second thought. Lordy Lordy me. Mmm mmm mmm Have MERCY !

Guests:
So, you're gonna pay me?

In lieu of a cash prize, you will receive a back-stage pass to the Weeping Loser Contest, and that will give you access to all the groupies and drugs you can handle.

Guests:
Impersonators?

You mentioned me in your quote.

Ha ha good one. I didn't realize I had invoked your name there, Guest.

Tony Blair is thinking "Now why the ffuck did my PA tell me I needed to talk to this guy, and who the ffuck is he ?"

Guests:
You wanna pay me?

This contest is open to all serious and professional Buhari impersonators, yourself included ha ha.

It is about time that a Weeping Loser Lookalike Contest was organized, to commemorate Buhari's 24th consecutive election defeat.

First prize for the best Weeping Buhari impersonator could be a round-trip holiday package journey to the fabled Sambisa forest, where wild herds of Buhari boys will be blown to shreds by federal helicopter gunships, to the delight of paying guests flying aboard chase aircraft that will offer spectacular views of the action.

To all Buhari impersonators out there, start to practice your hysterical weeping and sobbing right now, because the competition is expected to be intense this time around.

People in London will be wondering why that tall, bony and cadaverous gentleman is wearing what looks like a night-gown, in public.

Some will no doubt have speculated that perhaps terror gang leader Boko Hari was simply too busy to bother getting dressed, before welcoming visitors to his hospital guest room.

musiwa97:
computer keyboard problem.

If you let ya keyboard control you, na from there another set of problem go start.

No let am control you o.

Show am say na you get am, say dem no born keyboard well to control you.

Show am say ya spirit strong pass keyboard own. We dey with you, Musiwa.

We no turn back at all.

musiwa97:
Hère is thé building thé fake historico agreement was sign, thé western Nigeria parlement did ont approve, thé agreement. But thé many who sign it sas about to l'os his job. Hé went ahead to Sign

Dis regardons thé perliment. Who os Bukhari vice président fatherinlaw. Thé reason they sign it London, eh île western Nigeria had an emperor who refuse. Nigeria on thé ôter sidère had thé queen.

Si it si me and thé queen Whois are suppose to sign. I refuse to sign bécasse périment refuse. But Bukhari vice président disobey parlement and stil sign witz en gland.even Émile hé had nô such power to sign suce agreement

Musiwa, so na him be say upon all the people when tell you say make you no mistake go try that strong Canada bush smoke again, you kukuma go do am, put am fire yakataaa, sotaaay ya eye come turn finish. From there you just wake up witi vex, come begin dey type any language when enter ya head like dream, dey ask question, answer ya own question, different-different dey go like that.


As your eye go done clear small by now, you self, make you just try read all the rubbish when you type put here, and tell me if you see any ONE when get head inside all that plenty type when you type put so.

All this push-me-I-push-you wey you dey display here fiti let us commot you for we Baale position o.

After make you no talk say dem never tell you before.

donnypool:
you fit spell your name sef? why not forget politics and face your English class

If you no take time today, the Baale go because of you start new thread for politics forum here, come begin to query you like how chairman dey query local government worker when too dey late for work-place.

MuguliciousMUGU:
Is he trying to stabilise the price of oil in the market, see how he is looking at that palmtop on his hand, does he know how to press it?

He should forget about winning and focus on telling those people there to come and buy his cows, at least he can become an importer and exporters of cows.

Imagine the company name would be "Buhari and Sons Cows limited"

gej till 2019

"Pellow Kwantiri-Man Cows", is a business name that just sounds right for the serial loser to adopt as a commercial logo publicizing his retirement hustle way the ffuck out there in Buhari Village, Chad Republic.

Yaasir:
Good job but i have some reservation. Where they all killed with poison or rat killer? All i saw were shirtless bodies without bullet wounds or other physical injuries. By the time i remembered that i saw another picture online yesterday where all the so called BH militants wore white clean shirts, my imagination is just running wild. I know we are making headways but govt should at least be more sincere rather than feed us with propaganda. if they are working we sill surely know (with or without picture)

Those men in the photograph that accompanied this story were NOT killed by air strike, because they would have been torn to pieces and collected in baskets, rather than left whole and with no blood stains as is evident in the photograph. My speculation is that those captured fighters were killed either by being locked in metal vehicles to cook in the afternoons sun, or by gassing to death in a manner that is so simple I dare not even mention it here.

Nigerian and African Coalition air-strikes are most certainly in progress on a scale never seen in the war thus far, BUT the picture that was published with this particular news story was NOT related to any air strike, since it looks more like the aftermath of a new method of executing captured enemy fighters, perhaps during the more hectic phases of battle when the advancing federal troops cannot afford to take prisoners who may later escape and regroup to fight again. The pictured enemy fighters were indeed united with their 72 each, but NOT by air strikes, in this case.

temitemi1:
GEJ till 2019

I'll second that motion my brethren.

This war on terror is being waged not only by ground fighting machinery and attack aircraft, but in the information realm as well, as the terrorists use leaflet distributions to sow fear that the government seeks to quell in the war zone's trapped communities, using leaflets as well, among other means of grass-roots communication.

The consummate military tacticians, operating to counter propaganda leaflet campaigns from the terrorist invaders, obviously deployed choppers to spread the influence of the federal side at the war front, using the very same leaflet idea first employed by the enemy, writ large, by filling the sky with bulk-deployed leaflets fluttering down in blizzard fashion, spewing from the open doors of military helicopters sent rumbling low and slow over over towns and hamlets along the theater of war.

The Nigerian military machine is up and running, y'all. She's firing on all cylinders and ready to roll out the heavy hitters as needed, all the while making sure that the parallel war of intrigue, skulduggery, disinformation and rumor-spreading must be waged with comparable determination, cunning and resourcefulness.

Naming Pastor Jaguda anything besides a slum landlord, whose illegally constructed rickety building collapsed and crushed 120 people to death, would be yet another illustration that criminals are in fact WORSHIPPED in Nigeria.

IbnSultaan:
I DON'T do Alcohol.
Bottle of chilled fanta will do.
I de gallant 4 Abj. We thank God
Sai oga jonah don wake up and at last Nigeria is taking the fight to the enemy after over 13000 deaths

I thank God, Sultaan, say you self dey take koro-koro eye see how Commander-in-Chief dey face the work when dey ground for north now.

We dey await ya change to the right side, so far time still dey before we vote.

Abuja dey safe, so the Lagos Palm Wine Management Association don give you clearance to stay there and go about ya business with no comma.

King Tom, as a self-taught gynecologist, let me enumerate the basics for your exam re-sit, if that is allowed.

If you will for a moment imagine a hot 22 year old woman with 36D jugs, stripped down and legs apart on your examining table, while you endeavor to appear dispassionate and scholarly.

Now as you peer into the promised land, there are three major areas of interest - the Labia Major, the Labia Minor and the Honey Hole.

The Labia Major and Minor are of paramount import to unrepentant beaver-eaters like yours truly, while the honey hole is where you came from originally, and where you spend your every waking moment trying to re-enter.

The above refresher course is all you need to know for your A+ grade. Study hard, but leave the practicals till AFTER your examination.

Thank you for your cooperation, and best of luck passing your papers.

IbnSultaan:
Jonathanians are truly crazy.
Change is inevitable

Sultaan you still dey ? My brother make you try commot for that danger zone, make Boko Hari him boys no see you catch for there o.


We dey expect you for where we dey shack correct palm-wine here, dey discuss politics as gentleman concern, BUT if you no reach here in time, the ting go finish o.

GBTYO:
Only death can stop me from contesting - Buhari

Ha ha ha ha yes. Trouble dey sleep, Yanga go wake am.

Nemesis is catching up with that horrid scare-crow Boko Hari, whose sadistic orders have killed so many innocents in the near and distant past.

The manner of death awaiting Buhari will be slow, incremental, excruciatingly pain-filled, inexorable and thoroughly draining on the emotions of all who witness its every installment from start to finish.

Expect many more "working visits" to the hospital for Boko Hari, as the angry massed spirits of Buhari's departed victims collaborate to extract their full apportionment of retributive vengeance. And so it shall come to pass.

stinggy:
Always queuing and waiting till it's his turn to get attended to..
Much love for this man

Sai Baba
Sai Buhari!

I agree. It is so endearing to observe the serial loser Buhari displaying that famous infinite patience that enabled him to patiently run 25 times for FERESIDENT to no avail, knowing full well that his fate will always be to FAIL in epic style, and then to join the long line of failed "aspirants" again, four years later.

PointB:
He even lacks confidence to look up!

Is he afraid someone will approach him with the microphone he dreads like death? Shame!


I hope he uses the opportunity of his visit to request for his certificate (in person) from Cambridge!

Forgive my ignorance, but I had always assumed Buhari's degrees were earned in Toto-Ronto, and not Cambridge.

It could be of course that there is a village called Toto-Ronto NEAR Cambridge, so I will check Google Earth now.

Boko Hari might as well take the opportunity to die while he is in London. Morticians in London will do a magnificent job of applying multiple layers of corpse makeup to the dead and expired terror gang leader, such that he will appear to be only 87 years old, rather than his actual age of 95, when he is laid to rest among the cattle pens over there in Buhari Village, Chad Republic.

Chukwugekwu:
because they God father buhari was sick and has travel to UK for his life gbam

Buhari dey run go London because he no gree pay him Bokko Boys as before, but, he still send dem message say make dem to dey fight dey go, say him go pay arrears next month ending.

PointB:
But it doesn't require prophecy to see how things will pan out if Buhari becomes president and Niger Delta militants decides to pay the core North back by sabotaging pipelines.

It is sobering to realize that the Niger Delta occupies FIVE times the number of square miles comprising Viet-Nam's infamous Mekong Delta, a watery labyrinth that proved too much for the technological might of the US military, whose PT boats and foot patrols were ambushed relentlessly by the elusive, wraith-like Viet Cong jungle fighters, many of whom were born and raised literally afloat in those deadly waters and forests.

Boko Hari's boastful claim that he can "contain" the Niger Delta militants when pigs learn to fly, is yet another of the amusing statements credited to that ailing geriatric fundamentalist, Paaaa Boko Hari, as he embarks on his most recent quest for certified failure at Nigeria's presidential polls.

To recall that timeless observation made by Robert Duvall's character in that classic 'Nam war movie "Apocalypse Now",

[size=14pt]" I love the smell of naplam in the morning. It smells like VICTORY !"[/size]

At long last, The Nigerian Air Force is fully engaged in the task of delivering mass death from above, but, to inflict utter, stomach-churning terror upon the invading savages, may I humbly suggest, in my capacity as a seasoned armchair warrior, that NAPALM incendiary munitions be quickly acquired for delivery by the fighter jets tasked with addressing enemy combatant concentrations, so as to spice things up now and then, as the desert duel rages.

Air to ground missiles bearing NAPALM payloads will instill a deeply primal and visceral FEAR in all who witness fellow terrorist mercenaries spontaneously exploding into flames as they frantically run their very last sprint towards a grisly end, while the circling jets shriek and thunder overhead, majestic condors scanning the cratered and scorched landscape for more prey.

If there is one thing a career terrorist fears the most, it is being terrorized by a far greater force of annihilation that strikes randomly, devastatingly, in seriously gruesome manner and without warning .

The goats and cows in Buhari Village, Chad Republic can rest assured that they will soon have a leader of cows, and BORN RULER, for life.

Cry Bokko Hari !

The devil is indeed very busy in Syria and Africa, if this horrifying story is factual.

GetUmad:
Thanks for the info. Bro but u can do better. I believe you have a camera phone, u don't have reason to be afraid. Just write "PRESS" on your shirt and get us live images.

Thanks for your understanding.

Ha ha ha thanks for your understanding and cooperation ha ha ha.