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Car TalkRe: I Removed My Lexus ES330 Indomie. Someone Priced 70k. Can I Get A Better Deal? by PAQ(m): 9:37pm On May 31, 2022
AchichaMmuo:
He is not selling it for someone else to use, block head. The rare metal platinum inside the converter is what makes catalyst converters very expensive, and prone to theft. whether it is working or not, na still expensive market.
O dear, my head is truly block headed. I totally forgot its other use. @REALretep if thats what it is i tender my apologies pls.
Car TalkRe: I Removed My Lexus ES330 Indomie. Someone Priced 70k. Can I Get A Better Deal? by PAQ(m): 6:38pm On May 31, 2022
REALretep:
Omo...no mind these people thinking I stole someone's indomie.
Though I don't really blame them for saying so... country de hard and this is a faceless forum.
My indomie got bad making my engine behave abnormally and my mechanic recommended I remove it. That's all
Then you want to sell something you know is bad to someone else and collect his money. You are even looking for a better bargain untop wetin no good. You still dey defend yourself say you no be thief when your actions is no different? Omo fear God o..... fear God

well who am i to judge. country de hard and this is a faceless forum grin
Music/RadioRe: Recent Photos Of ABBA And Their Avatars by PAQ(m): 2:32pm On May 31, 2022
Age is a bitch.
FamilyRe: I Had A Fight With My Married Younger Brother, I refused to Apologise by PAQ(m): 10:47pm On May 29, 2022
Truly young ones of today are disrespectful & loud mouthed. But physical confrontation should not be the way adults settle differences because too many unexpected things could go wrong in the blink of an eye. What if in the process of beating him, you end up killing him or he kills you out of self defence, wetin you gain?

Your brother could have you arrested & prosecuted for assault & grievous bodily harm, atleast in saner climes. At the end what did you achieve?

Be the better person that you want to be. You have corrected him with beating, unfortunately. Now its time to apologize & show him love with words of wisdom. Its left to him to accept or not.
RomanceRe: You Visit Your Fiance For The First Time And You See This House (photo) by PAQ(m): 8:12pm On May 25, 2022
Snakeville, Villa d Lalasticlala.
FamilyRe: My Stingy Elder Brother by PAQ(m): 12:04pm On May 23, 2022
@Gottiii you be real He-goat! I like the fact that you have set yourself a standard, but such should be with your own sweat & money.

A gift should be left to the giver to decide not to be dictated by the receiver. Is he rewarding you for being his brother?

Be humble.
Car TalkRe: Interiors Of Bugatti, Lamborghini, Mercedes, Bentley. PICK ONLY ONE! (Photos) by PAQ(m): 10:50pm On May 21, 2022
PoliticsRe: One Feared Killed, Trucks, Keke Burnt As IPOB Elements Surface In Delta by PAQ(m): 2:38pm On May 21, 2022
Miracle2020:
who will risk his life to do road in that region?
Whenever a contract is awarded to that region,they will begin to ask the contractor for settlement. Elders money,youths money,mothers money, community money,etc. Those are the types of settlement that make the contractor to do a very poor job which get destroyed after one year.
I keep on saying it; we are our own problems in this country. Before we blame the leaders, we should first blame ourselves cos those leaders came from where we are now. With our current attitude to life Nigeria will remain a third world country for a long time, giant of the third world!
PoliticsRe: One Feared Killed, Trucks, Keke Burnt As IPOB Elements Surface In Delta by PAQ(m): 8:12am On May 21, 2022
kenny714433:
But normally, is that how a road should look like in this country?
Lol. Thats the first thing i saw. Even Afghanistan & Iraq have better roads. They should call that a pathway not road.
RomanceRe: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by PAQ(m): 10:12am On May 20, 2022
Wear swimming/ beach shorts. They are not tight. The material used in lets it dry quickly unlike ordinary boxers. They usually come with built-in underwear.

CelebritiesRe: My AMVCA Outfit Costs $100k – Ifuennada Brags, Calls Critics Broke by PAQ(m): 9:36pm On May 15, 2022
So Nigerians dont know what a skull/ skulls look like?
Those are black faces not black skulls.
Be attentive in class una gree.
That dress has a gothic theme, befitting Halloween. Nigerians and their superstitious minds will never like that dress, just as majority just hate cats.
Art is about expression the dress is art, so i believe there is a story behind her choice of dress.
That dress is expensive no doubt but no were near $100k!
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari: My life at Risk sharing same Detention with Criminals by PAQ(m): 9:37am On May 11, 2022
Scared of criminals?
What are you?
PoliticsRe: Yohanna Maigona: Dutch Declares Interest To Run For Governor In Plateau by PAQ(m): 2:51pm On May 09, 2022
SIRTee15:
did their kids go to public/normal private schools in jos?
Yes. These foreigners lived ordinary lives. Back then public schools were good some better than the best primary schools. Only the rich sent their kids to HillCrest, an American school.

In the 90s PortHarcourt was almost thesame, foreigners everywhere making a living until militancy chased them away, then, the few that stayed needed to move with escorts.

There was a time foreigners flocked into some parts of Nigeria, they inter marrying and some embraced our culture & called here home too. If not for all the numerous unrest North & South, by now we should be seeing whites claiming Nigeria nationality just as we have white Zimbabweans.
PoliticsRe: Yohanna Maigona: Dutch Declares Interest To Run For Governor In Plateau by PAQ(m): 10:32pm On May 08, 2022
funshint:
You don't know anything about Jos or Plateau state. That state has a large population of whites because of its temperate climate. All the crises that have happened in the past is just so unfortunate!
So true. Jos was the only town you could see whites doing menial jobs like they are in their country... Until religious crisis and unrest chased many away. In the 80s & 90s i knew foreigners whose fathers and them where born there, they only travel abroad for holidays to connect with their roots once a while. I knew an Isreali carpenter, a white Mairuwa, a white driver and countless missionaries who lived average & below average lives.
Car TalkRe: The Crazy Price Of Toyota Corolla by PAQ(m): 12:46pm On May 08, 2022
Blame UBER & the likes for the price hike of Corolla.

Before the UBER craze, Corolla was priced thesame with a Matrix and Honda Accord 2003 - 2005. I know this because way back 2012 i had to choose between the three of them and they were all within the price range of 1.5 - 1.650.

I ended up with the 2005 Matrix.
Foreign AffairsRe: Record-Breaking Rainfall Hits Spain, Triggers Floods (Video, Pictures) by PAQ(m): 10:20pm On May 06, 2022
Malory:
Imagine how Nigeria will look like if this happened here
Sh*t and debris will float everywhere. People will be homeless, food will be scarce, disease outbreak, people will die in hundreds due to poor rescue & emergency management, some wicked people will use the opportunity to take advantage over others, there will be blackout for months.... Politicians will loot without shame to the detriment of the dieing masses.

What some countries will stand can take Nigeria back to stone ages.
Car TalkRe: Please Advice Either To Buy 2008 Lexus E350 Or Camry 2012 Or Honda Accord 2012 by PAQ(m): 12:19pm On May 03, 2022
All 3 cars are very good problem free easy to maintain cars. I will pick the Camry over the Accord just because its a newer generation. The Lexus is a solid ride but its more than 10yrs old... I'll pass.
PhonesRe: Which Phone Brand Do You Think Has The Best Camera Quality? by PAQ(m): 10:13am On Apr 29, 2022
As of 2022 phones with the best cameras are;

1. Iphone 13 pro/ pro Max
2. Samsung S22 Ultra
3. Pixel 6 pro
4. Huawei P50 Pro
5. Xiaomi 12 Pro
6. Oppo Find X5 pro
7. One plus 10 pro
8. Samsung S21 ultra
9. Samsung S 22
10. Iphone 13
FamilyRe: Can I Sue My Father For Selling Our Inheritance, His Properties Anyhow? by PAQ(m): 6:18pm On Apr 23, 2022
ETHICALLYrlght:
You can't sue someone for his property. The case will be struck out for no cause of action.

Your father owns valid titles to the real properties through first settlement. Put differently, he bought the plots of land from nobody but inherited it customarily as a descendant of those who settled there first.

I presume based on the preceding paragraph that the land documents are not registered at the land registry of your state because from experience the first document descendants of first settlers prepare regarding their land is usually a deed of gift, deed of lease, deed of assignment or power of attorney depending on the circumstances.

My advice is that you should get very close to your father this period. Let everyone believe you are his favourite son. Show him how to enjoy the internet with a smartphone. Encourage him to eat wheat instead of Garri or Akpu or Amala etc.... You know all those things his mates like grin

During this period, learn his signature, prepare a deed of gift and get your close allies including your sister as witnesses. It's even better if you can make him sign the paper himself through misrepresentation (This is a special course I can tutor you on).
Register the deed of gift at the appropriate registry and pay the required dues to the government registry. To be more smooth get registered surveyors to survey the land and register the survey plans with the government in your name.

You have all commercial banks need to grant you a loan. When you've successfully mortgaged the properties, use that money to do something good for yourself.
BENEFITS
1. Your father will not be able to sell a land you mortgaged to the bank. The bank will take him to court and deed of gift you presented to the bank will be a superior title.
2. The bank will not own the land as long as you invested the loan wisely and follow the repayment plan honestly.
3. After the expiration of each mortgage, begin new mortgages to further expand your investments. But ensure you always repay your loan.
4. Your father will pass on while the case lingers in the court. I trust NIGERIAN courts (15 years no judgment just adjournments)
5. When he passes on, end all mortgages and keep the land if you wish.
DISADVANTAGES
If you believe in curses don't try this. I do not believe in them grin
As helpful as u are, u have just made your self complicit, forgery is a felony. I am no lawyer but you can be held liable for your advice if the OP goes ahead with your suggestion. If you are a professional your certificate can be revoked. Your intentions may be good but.... Remember, the internet keeps record, this could be brought up to question your character tomorrow.

Pls dont get me wrong, i am not attacking you, you could have sent him a private message though.
RomanceRe: Guys, How Will You React to this pics? by PAQ(m): 4:32pm On Apr 23, 2022
I'll do all my best to make up with her, make her love me again, be the best thing in her life.

Then one day, even if it takes a year i will do the most painful thing to her (non violent) & disappear, living her in peril & misery.

The vulture is a patient bird & so am i.
PhonesRe: Can Power Bank Spoil A Phone Battery? by PAQ(m): 9:39am On Apr 21, 2022
Yenefer:
STFU there's nothing like "overcharging" when phones reach 100% it stopped charging
Modern batteries stop charging at 100% then the battery drains to a certain percentage then charges again to a 100%. While this happens it still indicates its on 100%. This has a side effect on the battery, the continuous charge & discharge causes alot of strain and heat on the battery. The number one enemy of a battery is heat as it leads to swelling, its even worse when it heats up and cools down continuously for a long period. It also depletes a batteries life quicker because every battery has a certain amount of charging cycles, so while you live it charging after it reaches 100% you also indirectly use up a charging cycle for what you did not actually use because it will continuously discharge & charge. Lets say it stops charging @ 100% then starts again at 98% that 2% difference will keep on adding until it gets to 100 which is one charge cycle.
RomanceRe: What Do Couples Whisper To Each Others Ear At The Wedding Reception? by PAQ(m): 2:06pm On Apr 20, 2022
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PoliticsRe: Explosion Rocks Drinking Joint At Taraba Cattle Market. 3 Dead, 19 Injured (Pix) by PAQ(m): 10:22pm On Apr 19, 2022
PlayerMeji:
Taraba drinking joint?
I tire for journalism in this country. The decay didnt spare that profession too
Car TalkRe: How Do I Make My 07 Camry Sound Like A Sport Car? by PAQ(m): 9:34pm On Apr 19, 2022
Do a Cat-delete (remove the catalyst & reweld the exhaust, Americans do it). For further enquiries & education google Cat-delete.... Mind u it comes at a ridiculous cost for no reason but noise & pollution.
PoliticsRe: Bishop Matthew Kukah: Buhari Has Done A Terrible Job As President Of Nigeria by PAQ(m): 6:59pm On Apr 19, 2022
helinues:
Hurray, it's time to fry pap.

What role has CAN beer played in contributing their quota towards the development of this country?

CelebritiesRe: DJ Kay Slay Is Dead After Battle With COVID-19 by PAQ(m): 6:08pm On Apr 18, 2022
If you appreciate true hiphop/ rap music you will know DJ Kayslay. Rolling 110 deep & Rolling 50 deep!

While driving yesterday his tracks came across my mind to jam while i ride, didnt know he had kicked the bucket!

RIP
SportsRe: Brilliant Ronaldo shows he's not finished at Man Utd yet by PAQ(m): 1:31pm On Apr 17, 2022
kenzysmith:
Baba has deliver in England
Baba went to Spain he still deliver
Baba went to Italy he still deliver
Baba come back to England he still delivering

If the Goat is not still clear in your eyes then Medical attention is needed
Make Messi deliver in France we are still begging
This alone clearly shows who's the GOAT! But blind loyalty just like what we have here in Nigeria polity will not allow them accept the truth. Messi deliver outside your comfort zone let us know how truly great u are.

Regardless of language barrier, play styles & age a Portuguese has almost gone round Europe in aces, then someone will be comparing apples & oranges with balon d'or.
Car TalkRe: Coca Cola Hack For Dashboard Restoration Dirt Cheap by PAQ(m): 10:57pm On Apr 15, 2022
Cokahot:
When it's not brand new car
Doesnt mean we shouldnt take good care of it. Even if its third hand, it doesnt stop you from making your car looking impeccable. I can tell a mans personality by the look of his car. And i am never wrong
TravelRe: Lekki-Ajah Traffic: See What Residents Of Lekki-VGC-Ajah Go Through Daily (Photo by PAQ(m): 12:49pm On Apr 15, 2022
U also need to see what people face everyday going to Karu, Nyanya, Mararaba axis in Abuja. This looks ordely and tamed compared to the lawless mayhem faced on those roads daily.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Takes Back The Car She Bought For Kpokpogri (Photos) by PAQ(m): 12:18pm On Apr 09, 2022
Our celebrity superstars fighting over Toyota Hilux!
PoliticsRe: Matawalle Buys Cadillac, Expensive Cars For Zamfara Monarchs (photos) by PAQ(m): 12:04am On Apr 08, 2022
A state so poor that it cant contribute anything to itself or the Nation, facing banditry and genocide.
So this is the best way of spending the free money allocated? Nigeria why?? Your people are suffering, dying.... Pure wickedness.

But the people deserve the leader they get. Cos they will still come out en masse and vote for mediocrity

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