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ComputersRe: FG Enforces Ban On Foreign Computers: HP, LG & Samsung To Lose by Parnassuss(m): 10:51am On May 17, 2012
Bontee: It is for government institutions and not private or personal oooo. They are not banning the importation of these items into the country but their deployment in public institutions.
Hahahahaha grin grin, I don't know why people are panicking like rabbits in a dog race. This move is not so bad, considering that very few govt agencies actually have need for computers beyond the 'Word applications activities. Zinox should do just fine, besides the bloody thing (Zinox) is immortal! It just can't die. Software wise, its not fantastic but the hardware makes it seem like Robocop birthed it!
PoliticsRe: Bokoharam Is Fighting For Justice – Bamangar Tukur by Parnassuss(m): 6:37am On May 17, 2012
bhajo: Who are the "you people"? Am I the confused PDP trying to confuse the whole nation?
Abi oh! First, we are one nation (under the rule of the north of course) now "we people" are despised for choosing our own man! I didn't choose GEJ but if Nigeria didn't want another northerner who the hfuck is Bamanga Tukur or any idiot to say otherwise! GEJ was a popular decision and would have won without rigging! Hfuck anybody who goes around killing people cause they are too bitchy to face reality. BH should be hunted and butchered, every last one. Lull them to false sense of security them kill. Every last one.
TV/MoviesRe: What Is Your Best Series Ever by Parnassuss(m): 9:09pm On May 16, 2012
I can't believe I 4got
Entourage
The Wire
Game of Thrones. These are the HBO trinity!
TV/MoviesRe: What Was The Last Movie You Watched - Part 2 by Parnassuss(m): 1:51pm On May 16, 2012
Assassination of a high school President - Nice and original.

21 Jump Street - Funny and well acted.

The Inbetweeners Movie - This advise all comedy lovers to watch. Its fantastic.
TV/MoviesRe: What Is Your Best Series Ever by Parnassuss(m): 1:13pm On May 16, 2012
[quote author=mr.drizzy]oh are u tryin to tell me theres a series called clark and lois...hmm[/quote]Haha, u don't know Lois and Clark, that made Dean Cain and Teri Hatcher house hold names. I remember they'd advertise fun time coconut chips between episodes sef.

My all time best series are:
House (No dispute, no contest)
Allo' Allo
Hercules (Kevin Sorbo edition)
Over There (Iraq war series that ended after season1, the American public didn't appreciate it)
Fresh Prince
30 Rock/ The Office/ Parks and Rec
Boston Legal
TV/MoviesRe: What Is Your Best Movie Ever? by Parnassuss(m): 1:04pm On May 16, 2012
Basic
Grand Torino
The Good, Bad and Ugly
Bourne Identity
We were soldiers
Pulp Fiction
Black Hawk Down
The Omen
Hudson Hawk
Stigmata
The Sign
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by Parnassuss(m): 12:00pm On May 16, 2012
cry cry Kishi WTF man! This Izanami is simply Izanagi upgraded! And how can Itachi do it if he doesn't have the Senju body? Omo the chapter fall my hand joor, a sage to be beaten with such a parlour trick...abeg I'm off anime period. Bye
PoliticsRe: Youthful And Childhood Pictures Of Nigerian Heroes And Villains by Parnassuss(m): 10:41am On May 16, 2012
1. Achebe was already holding a book here. Please tell me that was not just fantastic to see.
2. Soyinka looked to be seeing. Not blind, not dodgy, he looked.
3. Zik epitomised the proper son persona.
4. Enahoro's regal carriage was world class.
5. IBB's had a mischievious yet likeable look about him.
6. Jakande seemed upbeat. A strong spirit.
7. Ekpo had a serenity that stemmed from her soul.
8. Awo seemed in a hurry to do something.
9. The rest bore me.
NYSCRe: 'Nigeria Is Cash-strapped,Cant Pay Monthly State Allocations& NYSC Allowance' by Parnassuss(m): 10:10am On May 16, 2012
LeoMax: I think NL should be closed down for bringing stories without legit sources to frontpage
You sef, do u read or listen to news at all? It was on every front page and here u are blabbing ur ignorance. Wetin do. Google for ur hand or where just too lazy. FYI Olusegun Aganga had foretold this fhuck we're currently swimming in. www.businessweek.com/news/2011-03-2...
NYSCRe: 'Nigeria Is Cash-strapped,Cant Pay Monthly State Allocations& NYSC Allowance' by Parnassuss(m): 10:08am On May 16, 2012
LeoMax: I think NL should be closed down for bringing stories without legit sources to frontpage
Nairaland GeneralRe: Peruvian Girl Milagros Cerron Born With Mermaid Legs by Parnassuss(m): 9:54am On May 16, 2012
Omo na to use surgical knife separate the legs nah. What's the big deal, and all those shouting God is great wait till after the surgery!
PoliticsRe: GEJ Reacts To Buhari's Prediction Of Bloody 2015 by Parnassuss(m): 9:39am On May 16, 2012
londoner: Its quite clear that Buhari would like nothing more for GEJ to fail. All of the issues Nigeria is facing under him have been the same as other leaders before him, yet you hardly heard a peep from Buhari then.


Buhari's political ambition and aspirations are greater than his desire for Nigeria to actually succeed under GEJ's administration.

He sees himself as a personal beneficiary if GEJ fails and at a loss if he were to succeed.

I wonder, for the many years this man has been around, why he now has oh so much to say........and he seems to be sowing discord more than anything else.

All the talk of making Nigeria ungovernable, bloody elections etc have come from either himself or those in his camp..................noone else has been talking in such violent terms.......it is beyond a prediction, but a desire if he does not become president.

He is yet to come to terms with the fact that most Nigerians did not put their support behind him on the last election and all this BH nonesense makes his ambition even more of an impossibility.
It is either u are a liar, or you are ignorant either way you are a fool. Buhari never said Nigeria would be ungovernable, Atiku did. PDP has been the violence motivator in every and all previous elections. All Buhari did was charge his supporters to defend their votes at the POLLING booths. Buhari doesn't have tact or flattery but let's stop charging him with crimes he didn't commit.
PoliticsRe: GEJ Reacts To Buhari's Prediction Of Bloody 2015 by Parnassuss(m): 7:44am On May 16, 2012
osram: how cn he work when buhari is using boko haram to cripple hm?
How and where has their been proof of Buhari and BH complicity? GEJ just uses the BH boogie man to taint any northerner that challenges him. I am waiting for him to point finger at Namadi Sambo who was recently implicated in BH too.
PoliticsRe: GEJ Reacts To Buhari's Prediction Of Bloody 2015 by Parnassuss(m): 7:37am On May 16, 2012
Korrection: My mum sat me down and told me about the civil war..i swear if you see war you wont survive it..pray it never happens.....
What the furk has the civil war got to do with Buhari? Did Buhari threaten to divide Nigeria? As far as I can see what Buhari is saying virtually no different from what most northerners, even those in the PDP, are saying. 2011 wasn't free or fair, it was simply relatively better than the past ones which were just comic parades. That GEJ constantly uses that as his trump card achievement further shows how fukken deluded and underachieved GEJ is.
Also to most posters, Buhari did NOT say he must run in 2015! In fact he intoned he might be inclined to support someone else if his party cannot get itself in order before then. GEJ is the only person breaking his given word not to run for another term, I mean he is still in court this very moment challenging the suit opposing his re-election.
On the education front, I believe when Gen Buhari was HoS the country was still running the UBE scheme in a noteworthy manner. Anyone looking for his contribution to schools should please honestly ask themselves how that TRULY matters? Does the fact that u have never seen him dole out money to any school mean u have seen him dole out money to BH to blow schools up? How many times has anyone seen Buhari do public functions save during elections? The guy is not point-gathering campaigner that does this and that to please people. In the same vein, before GEJ was President did u ever see him DONATE to any school? Abeg tell urselves the truth.
Finally to the Boko Haram issue, if any FOOL comes here to insult Buhari on that I say go drown ur sectional selves. Need I remind u of a certain Senator Ndume or former govs, all of the PDP and ANPP? Where in that unholy brew is Buhari's influence to be found? The PDP is Boko Haram, that has been said even by NSA Azazi, GEJ's tribal man. What further gist do u need?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Alex Ferguson & Ryan Giggs Named Best Manager & Player In EPL History by Parnassuss(m): 10:11pm On May 15, 2012
Men, see all this black belle above. Giggs and Fergie deserve it abeg. Who else if not Giggs, tÀlk Henry make thunder fire ur keypad.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Wanted: Reporters by Parnassuss(m): 10:07pm On May 15, 2012
What state is the office in?
TV/MoviesRe: Your Best Movie Quotes by Parnassuss(m): 5:17pm On May 15, 2012
Gandalf in LotR; Two Towers: "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. Go back to the shadow. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! You shall not pass!"

DMX in Romeo Must Die "Guns don't kill people; people kill people! Like when those two motherfuckerz with machine guns start blasting, ain't none of y'all going home"

Obito in Naruto "Those who break the rules are trash, but those who abandon their friends are worse than trash."

Franko in No retreat no Surrender: "I will not kill you, but I will cause you great pain."

Ned Stark in Game of thrones: "Winter is coming."

Jamie Lannister in GoT: "There are no men like me, only me."

Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry "You gotta ask yourself 'Do I feel lucky today?' Well do you, punk?"
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Parnassuss(m): 5:08pm On May 15, 2012
eghost247: Game of thrones season 2 episode 7
You way sabi! Just seen it...I also just finished the the fourth book and I'm reading the fifth one now. Its like I'm stuck in parallel orgasmic dimensions!
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: There’s Plot To Discredit My Husband — Dame Patience Jonathan by Parnassuss(m): 12:51pm On May 14, 2012
The Dame is entitled to her view, whether it be insane or lame in my purview. Her husband fought tooth and nail 4 that job, bankrupting Nigeria in the process so he better not fly that 'I was chosen by the people crap. He is alone with his crown; its blessings and curses
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by Parnassuss(m): 7:51pm On May 12, 2012
Well I knew Kabuto would bring more Edo Tenseis before the Uchiha bros snuffed his candle out. FYI, Itachi clearly used Tsukuyomi on Sasuke, most likely to undo Tayuya's sound genjutsu.

*Yawn* this fight was over b4 it began, only question how Kabuto chooses to die, like a biatch or like a proper Shinobi of the Sound.
TV/MoviesRe: The Best Cartoon Movie(s) Ever Made? by Parnassuss(m): 8:46pm On May 08, 2012
Best Cartoon series made:
The Boondocks
The Jetsons
Tom and Jerry
Loony Toons
Family Guy
Animaniacs
Scooby
Thunder Cats

Best animes made:
One piece
Naruto
DBZ
Ninja scroll
Rounin Kenshi
FMA- Brotherhood

Best Cartoon movies ever:
UP
Naruto: Blood Prison
Justice League: Two Earths
Jetsons meet the Flintstones
Batman and Superman
Batman: Knight of Gotham
Rango
PoliticsRe: A Tribute To Late President Umaru Musa Yaradua!!! by Parnassuss(m): 11:56am On May 06, 2012
bilaya: Yar'adua remains the most bigoted,tribalistic and corrupt president ever.Look at that appointments he made.He put the Hausa/Fulani in every key position.He wanted to islamize and northernize the army by appointing a bigoted military police officer as chief of army staff.He wanted to northernize the banks by appointing an empty vessel and a bigot called sanusi.Yar'adua was simply terrible talkless of that his thief of a wife who took 2 billion naira from alero in return for making alero minister of fct.
So what about our humble GEJ, won't u accuse him of Southernizing Nigeria? The pendulum swings two ways my friend, besides if Sanusi was such a curse why is he still there now? Tell the truth and shame Satan Yaradua was slow and nothing else. Don't demonise a good man
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Probe Report Indictees Will Not Be Prosecuted – Min Of Justice Adoke by Parnassuss(m): 10:52pm On May 03, 2012
The AGF's office is easily the most bastardized in the country today. One after the other each AGF has been a wimp in the President's pocket. What is the Arrow saying? So the house cannot sack an appointee from office? If their recommendations can't stand I guess the people immediately pertinent to subsidy thieving will not even be checked? The AGF (both past and present) should answer the call!
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Probe Lacks Credibility – Alhaji Ali Gullack by Parnassuss(m): 7:47pm On May 03, 2012
The adviser has a point, a small point considering what's @ stake here. We cannot compromise the ENTIRE report because some people weren't consulted. I'm sure these men would still be indicted with the proofs gathered during their eras.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Has An 81% Approval Rating: Gallup Poll by Parnassuss(m): 7:09am On May 02, 2012
This must a parody or some sort of joke. Don't you see Mali's high stats as well? Mali that just suffered a coup? How can they then have such numbers? This is a trick poll to get people to admit they hate GEJ.
I admit.
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by Parnassuss(m): 10:00am On May 01, 2012
The site address is www.aniemshippuuden.com if u use a BB add a '/mobile'. Firestar, this is for u. U owe me a kiss big time.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's Proposed Canaan City In Pictures by Parnassuss(m): 8:24am On May 01, 2012
rman: If religion is a scam, Oyedepo's kind of scam is WAY BETTER THAN Boko Haram's
One uses the money got to build exotic estates, the other uses money got to buy weapons to kill innocent and defenseless citizens.
@least u are comparing him to his peers now.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's Proposed Canaan City In Pictures by Parnassuss(m): 8:18am On May 01, 2012
Fhemmmy: I wonder why our leaders cant do such
Omo u dey Nigeria so? huh Are u asking y our leaders aren't building estates then selling the houses off? Is that what u are asking?

So now Nigeria has fallen to the extent we thank a man for cheating us? These houses would not go for much higher in Wuye, Mabushi, Mpape, Apo etc all in Abuja. Is Oyedepo that money hungry that he will not lower his profit margin? Let him go to Navy town Orozo in Abuja still and see THE SAME houses in a fantastically developed area selling for HALF those prices. I'm not joking HALF those price, please feel free to check!
Abeg I won't praise daylight robbery whether it wears a cloak!
PoliticsRe: Senate Rejects Naval Research Institute In Bayelsa by Parnassuss(m): 8:08am On May 01, 2012
[quote author=Frank-C]Nigerians are just too emotional about issues. Is the quarrel about the need for a naval research institute or is it that there is another state that is more strategic for such a project than Bayelsa. And does the legislature in her oversight capacity, have the constitutional impetus to stop executive projects as this? I think these are more valid questions. If this project will serve any strategic security need of Nigeria, then it should continue. The committee should ensure that the quality of work done is good enough for the appropriated funds.[/quote]A little more pertinent teaser; "What will a Naval research base do?" Nigeria doesn't build ships, I heard of minor assemblages but those aren't even in the Navy. Would it study our coast? If so why does the Navy police, civil defence and coast guard still do that? There is no sensible. Reason for having such an institute from where I am sitting.
Another question u must ask urself is if the facility was so important to begin with, why isn't the Navy upset or raising dust over the institute's untimely demise? After all they are the ones still to be blamed if they don't do their jobs properly so why aren't they agitating for their facility if its such an essential tool to them? Ans, it was just another show piece for Bayelsans to marvel @!
PoliticsRe: Senate Rejects Naval Research Institute In Bayelsa by Parnassuss(m): 5:35pm On Apr 30, 2012
Omo, this came a lil too late sha but I still applaud the stop order. N240Mill gone down the latrine. Smh
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by Parnassuss(m): 4:02pm On Apr 30, 2012
kombats: just heard Naruto Shippuden Movie 5
Blood Prison is out.
I watched it over the weekend! Damn the fights were much, much better than the past movies. His sage mode was sick and the Raikage got a lil airtime. I've got to find the site I download it from, it was purely by accident I found it and my system kinda crashed a bit cos I was downloading like a fiend. I'll find it back once I finish work.
FashionRe: MBGN 2012: Pictures Of All Contestants by Parnassuss(m): 7:12am On Apr 29, 2012
[quote author=Ayo-olu12]I think the reason why almost all states are represented by SS and SE is because they are the ones with 'flexible morals', which allows them to parade their almost naked bodies without qualm. I know a lot of beautiful SW and Noorthern chicks who will not be caught dead doing any kind of beauty pageant.[/quote]U true are a cornucopia of valuable knowledge. I also know a LOT of SE and SS girls that don't have this "flexible morals" u talk of. But look apparently my knowledge counts for nought cos there are SE n SW girls parading themselves. I also know a whole bunch of SW girls who model and do skanky music videos and Northern girls who do porn by night and hijab by day. Tribe's got nothing to do with it, society is everything.

Btw, can someone slice me a piece of that Kaduna pie with some Rivers on the side? Whew! I have a diamond cutter boner now!

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