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dontador: That guys memory has been by-passed.... How in the hell can a guy call her gf by anoda girl's name? Unless he's dreaming....

No he ain't dreaming. He is just a player. Plenty girlfriends dey worry d guy. So in order not to make a mistake he call all of them pet names so as not to get caught in d triangle of mistaken identity. But I guess he was meant to be found out d day he called my friend Yvonne instead of Sandra.

muffins99: warning to all the ladies... as nice as it is that a guy calls you by pet names, make sure he doesn't do it all the time, particularly in the bedroom (or where-ever it is that you get your grove on). Why? because a pet name can cover the fact that he's forgot who he's with at that moment and so he cant accidentally call you by his 'other' woman's name i.e. he can't accidentally call you tina when your name is nkechi, shade or whatever!!!

Correct babe!!!! I am not ususally comfortable when a guy calls me by pet names all d time.my friend's boyfriend forgot her name because he is used to calling her pet names and ended up calling her Yvonne one day whereas her name is Sandra. So ladies don't get carried away by such pet names because most times they just don't wanna get caught calling u the name of d other chick.

Seun.....have u asked yourself why you aren't being celebrated like Jason Njoku,Linda Ikeji and Co?that's because u definitely remind some of us of a dictator.


My fellow nairalanders,does the above question and answer warrant a ban?(Don't be surprised if I get banned sha)

Seun, allow us to air our views the way we deem it fit. Stop gagging us.

@OP....no need taking your life when u can't even create a strand of hair on your head.leave dat burden at the foot of Jesus.he alone can help u bear them. I know you must feel dis is d end of the world for you but my dear there is always a light at the end of the tunnel.when God will visit u,u will hardly remember the hardships u must have passed this past three years.hold on tight,don't give up because he hasn't given up on you.

I really don't know who to believe here but wait a minute..........something similar like dis happened between Jim and Steph Nora Okere back in d day, although they were an item then and she sacrificed for Jim a lot but what happened later?......he denied her(just saying though).

Yeah right Goldie!!! Every other person in the house including prezzo went to the house to play a game except you. Kindly stop compounding your dumbness please because even an idiot knows BBA is a GAME. You should have told us you were looking for love then we wouldn't have bothered allowing you to go....we would have simply sent someone ready to play the game and bring the cash home.



JUST STOP TALKING....okay?

stupor: Excuse me ! As in big for your own mind !

Or as in big like Dangote or Bill Gates !

Or big as in that Twaashy Don't touch my body kind of songs she does or big as in Tuface's or Dbanj's status.

You and that your Goldie better go check una selves.

Yari yari Mtcheeeeew !

Thank you o jare!!!! Help me explain to the slowpoke who does not know the meaning of 'big'.imagine him saying goldie was big? I think the dude is high on cheap drugs.

emmalezy: Guy... Karen was nothing before bba that was y she went straight for the money... Goldie is a big girl rite before she starts singing ok.... So keep shut

Point of correction.....am not a guy!!! Now to your comment......do you have any goldie's CD in your house? I guess not(that's by the way). Goldie was supposed to represent nigerians and not herself in the BBA house but what did she do? She stupidly represented her own stupid and mumuish interest thereby ending up making us look like people without focus to the world. Karen on the other hand knows why she went there,yes the money goes to the winner but the glory goes to the country, so young man will you effing shut your stinking trap?

Then u are not a proper naija babe. A real naija babe liken Karen did will go there with her mind and eyes focused on the money.....Goldie u effed up just don't try representing naija again in any form even musically because u may probably fall in 'love' with the DJ

tunapawizzy: beaf and billyonaire

Correct!!!!!!! U really read my mind.....lol

Billyonaire: Dont be silly, I am self-made and hey, dont ever advise me, you dey craze ?

*sighs* your name is making you live in denial of the actual state of your finance. Don't worry your secret is safe on this forum because we all know that you are a paid agent. You should take my advice though because we all know that pdp is a sinking ship. Although I usually can't stand your comments most times on this forum,I wouldn't want you to sink with that ship called pdp.

edicolove: Which team do u want us to join before? A team that Oshiomole could not even give credit for his victory? A team of bigots, blood sucking dogs and baboons who want to return to power by all means and lead us back to the dark days they took us into before? A team led by Tinubu and co who are converting the whole of Lagos into their personal property? You want us to be slaves? No way! Lol

For your information I am not with any party okay, but come to think of it u just shot yourself on the feet...because all you listed above are the characteristics of your so called people devilish party(PDP).at least CAN converted the whole lagos into their personal property according to your myopic reasoning and in my experience about humans; we take care of our personal properties which is exactly what CAN is doing in lagos but can u say the same for your 'Almighty people devilish party'? Of course no my dear because those thieves are selling Nigeria everyday section,sector and section,sector everyday....your sector maybe next .

Billyonaire: Sweet Gal, My advise to you is, always stay with the winning Team. Come join me in the penthouse suite. So much of those hates feed cancer.

Billy wetin be your name sef? Winning team u said? My young man u better leave that team because it is a sinking ship and by the time it sinks u will definitely look for a proper job to do because GEJ will stop paying you for singing his praises on forums and get ready to submit that free laptop u are using come 2015 to GEJ because he will definitely need the money he will get from selling it......tell BEAF also.

"During [the electoral] campaign, our emphasis was more on job creation, power but now what worries us most is security,” he said. "This is because you must be alive before you will eat food”


Says the president that spends 3million on food a day.
The same man that earmarked close to 1trillion naira as security budget for 2012 is complaining that boko haram is stopping him from performing.............yet people like BILLIONAIRE are here on this forum defending him(by the way where d hell is d other goon of GEJ called BEAF?).

@OP
Please stop picking on women. One man's meat is another man's poison. Going through your post I know your type....uptight is what you are but you wouldn't waste time bleeping a woman that has a tatoo on her forehead,pierced nose,multiple ear piercing and a cigarette dangling from her lips if given the chance.

STOP PICKING ON WOMEN

I watched Goldie and I said to myself...."Damn where is Tonto Dikeh when naija needed her" thank you Goldie for making yourself into a national disgrace. You gambled with $300k all for unreciprocated love. You fall a typical naija babe hand because I know say naija babes no dey carry last where money dey involved, not just any money but $300k.

Dog meat with palmwine as step down........am not calabar or cross river sha but it tasted delicious.

@OP.wise move o jare. There is this friend who got married out of love but obviously d dude only married her because of her cash....guess what? She is still paying like a maga and d dude is busy straphing all d area chicks and dey have a son now....last time I spoke with her she wants a divorce badly.

I sorry sorry oh! I sorry for Nigeriaaaa!!! Shey na una vote for fresh air?why una dey complain na? But seriously though,I thought dis retardeen has a PHD somewhere? This is d daftest president we have ever had in this country. Very soon Tompolo and Boyloaf will head EFCC and Nigeria police and GEJ won't give a 'damn'

Who send me come food section,huh? Who even send me click on this thread? *yawns* now am seriously hungry.

Yeah I can date a broke man if only there is a prospect somewhere in d nearest future. But hell no!!!!! God forbid I date a prospectless broke man. It is only girls that are not broke that does not look at d pocket of a man. A wise and hard working woman looks at your future and not what u have to offer now.

Bride price payment depends on the family of the girl and not on tribe.yeah it is mandatory to settle the tribesmen in igbo land during payment, after that most nice families would tell the groom not to give them anything but to use the money to take care of their daughter.my dad did it for my sister's husband and at the end of the day,the dude spent less than 70k on bride price.I think that is what most parents now do and that is why okada riders,bricklayers and other not well to do men can afford to marry today.......it all depends on how nice the bride's family is and how well loved the groom is.

They make u go on five days leave and they call it annual leave, no promotions, the MD is a bloody liar who lies to the chairman about staff he want sacked(and he is believed because he is a pastor),Target in a year is bigger than house of reps annual salary,no increament in salary,you must not complain or you get sacked.

And I thought I was the only one affected.......it has been happening to me since last month. Infact the minute I load recharge card I make a call immediately,then they started with another format....load #400 recharge card and they take it all on two minute calls. NCC should look into this issue abeg.

Mine? Well it is easy..................

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The Soludo and Chidi Mokeme kind of baritones gets me all the time.

I was 16 and in ss3 when this Alaba-money-missed-road all of a sudden started showing intertest in...telling me he must marry me,I was scared witless. Then one Sunday evening I was in the sitting room with my parents and siblings watching TV when there was a knock at the front door,on asking the knocker to come in...behold an entourage of about 7 walked in,the dude inclusive with crates of drinks and bottles of wines.
Thank God I and my mom said the noooooooooooooooooo!!!!! In unison. The guy moved out from the street the next month.

One unique attribute of GEJ administration is it ability to heap blames at the doorsteps of oppositions. Am not saying El Rufai is not responsible for the mayhem going on in zaria neither am I saying he is responsible.FG government should nip this matter in the bud rather than blaming every tom,dick and harry that they feel they have a score to settle with. To me all of them are suspects . From gej to el rufai and whosoever that is in between. These dudes should stop spewing bullshit meant to deceive nigerians.too much blames and no action is killing gej administration.someone mentioned that el rufai can't do anything about the mayhem going on in his home town of zaria.....is he the president,governor,local govt chairman or even the IG of police? I laugh in ibo at the FG!!

@OP. He is still a virgin because he is a wankster,believe me He is a wanksterm

Hi, please when is this test coming up and where is the venue and what time is the test commencing? Please I would really want to know about this. Thanks