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RomanceRe: My Fiancee Tested AA For Genotype When Young, Now She's Testing AS by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:02pm On Jan 20, 2024
Kingray10:
She lied to you about the first result.
Please read my comment about lab culture before you scatter relationship wey you know nothing about.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Tested AA For Genotype When Young, Now She's Testing AS by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:48pm On Jan 20, 2024
I REALLY HOPE YOU READ THIS OP.


I had the same experience bro.
We been married for 18 years now. We have a 14 year old boy that has defied medical science having been diagnosed SCA patient at age 5 (we been sticking to medical guidelines).

The likelihood of getting an accurate lab culture result is very slim. You see this test are inaccurate as a result of the appropriate temperature.
Power supply plays a significant role in this respect. The Laboratory technician would never ever tell you that.
My Genotype was AA as a kid. My late father (who was a medic) insisted the first kid we had (deceased) couldn't be mine.. after 2 more lab... a lab technician recommended the best (uninterrupted power supply lab) until it was confirmed (I tried other labs too) that we are both AS.
I love my woman. The kid is doing great too. I have 2 more sons that are AA. Initially it was a traumatic but we're much stronger as family, having gone through so much.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Caught On Tape Brandishing Automatic Rifles They Recovered From Security by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:33am On Jan 19, 2024
brainhgeek:
With juju or with technology?
The FG will make zero effort if you are expecting them to use technology
That is a prejudiced and biased statement.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Caught On Tape Brandishing Automatic Rifles They Recovered From Security by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:31am On Jan 19, 2024
treatise:
Where are Drones and political will oh Lord?
The will is there awright (except you have a biased judgement on the ruling party).
As for drones.. that would be awesome in the next action movie you watch. In reality, military ops would cost money, time and a lotta bureaucracy involved (ops are not prone to error regardless of how sofisticated the unit is).
PoliticsRe: Bandits Caught On Tape Brandishing Automatic Rifles They Recovered From Security by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:23am On Jan 19, 2024
Sicklebear28:
Heheheheeeeee... Supporter of failed government
There are failed countries and there are FAILURES.
Nigeria is not a failed country.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Caught On Tape Brandishing Automatic Rifles They Recovered From Security by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:21am On Jan 19, 2024
NzogbuNzogbu:
you are saying your own taqiqA, meanwhile they are already shouting allah a boom and washing hand and prick to go "pray" as allah apostles
Please. Have respect for other people's religion. In the least to show you're better than these Boko Haram touts.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Caught On Tape Brandishing Automatic Rifles They Recovered From Security by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:19am On Jan 19, 2024
writetopoker:
Fulani is a cause to humanity
Wait o..."cause" abi "curse"?
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Who Tortured Civilians In Rivers State Have Been Arrested by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:53am On Jan 11, 2024
Wow!
For a change...good news.
CrimeRe: New Drug Turning People Into Zombies In Sierra Leone (video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:28pm On Jan 06, 2024
Somebody enlighten me on this 'zombie' effect. I can understand from the movie screen perspective what a Zombie is but in the real world..what exactly is a zombie?
Are the victims dead or stoned.

Coz I know the plan was to get as mentally numb as possible not die and morph into zombies.

What's the noise anyway. As of now a whole lotta kids in my hood are getting high on 'colos', 'mamba', 'kana', 'ice' and an arsenal of dangerous level of high you can imagine. Even kids that would still turn up in church tomorrow. I feel for Nigerian youths. Imagine a world in which the best you can get from life is a smartphone and that's how best you can achieve... without moral compass to guide them. It's all about the internet. No real life structure for opportunities. The drugs keep them in a prison of hallucinatory fantasy and perpetual imprisonment.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Warns Mc Olumo, Koko Zaria Over Affair With His Baby Mother by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:24pm On Jan 04, 2024
Mega rubbish.
But wait...no be music dis boy dey do, hin wan switch to agbero full time?
RomanceRe: How Did You Propose? by Pastoshizzy(m):
We had a mutual agreement that was silent. We have so so much in common. I never proposed. My mum called her mum and asked should in case we're planning to get married they should give them a year notice (we taught 'Bibi' was pregnant she was on a pill that blew her stature up made her seem pregnant). I was embarrassed though but she told me immediately that it's not a problem if I had my heart elsewhere...I remember laughing coz we been dating since when I have to call her name from across the fence to help toss our ball back from their compound and needed her mathset to write mathematics for common entrance.
No proposal. We wanted each other and everyone was and are still astonished.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Founder Of Glock Handguns, Gaston Glock, Dies At 94 by Pastoshizzy(m):
Johntimo1:
Unfortunately for even your papa Dey fear them
Since you mentioned it, my father taught me to love and tolerate people. In the face of starvation, your kinfolks surrendered (which is the appropriate thing to do at that time) to a government that had them at the jugular (mass starvation). If that ragtag army had the likes of that inventor you of all people will be drinking palm wine from your perceived enemy's skulls.
I forgive you outrightly.
You wey think say dem fear you (lol).

Which brings me back to the memory of a good friend of mine back in days who people feared had tensile steel bones so he could beat anybody from other region of the country. The day we hit this guy up, we didn't need Glocks to hit him up...na serious brushing we give am. The strong bones fallacy was just so we could back off. You remind me of that dude.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Dicovered D Worst Thing That Can Make A Man Commit Suicide by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:41am On Dec 29, 2023
Rrchrd:
I can only beg person for a job not money
I only pour my heart here bc is very painful that I'm sacked buy this critical time
I'm not seeking for financial assistant, okay!
Ignore them bro. Most of dem still dey their mama house. Should you defend yourself from failed 'yahoo' person. God will make a way.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Dicovered D Worst Thing That Can Make A Man Commit Suicide by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:39am On Dec 29, 2023
Paulpaulpaul:
They supposed to sack you, you are not serious with your life. Is arranging bedspread and sweeping hotel you wan use live better life?

For this is the right time, God used it to knock your head ni.

You are made for better, even if you are not educated, go and learn driving. Korope drivers don't take less than 5k home after delivery.

Go home, let your mama know say her prayer never answer on top your head.
That is so toxic. You should have a little empathy, especially knowing something similar may happen to you bros.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Founder Of Glock Handguns, Gaston Glock, Dies At 94 by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:30pm On Dec 28, 2023
Johntimo1:
Unfortunately for even your papa Dey fear them
My father was sympathetic to a starving rag tag army that was forced to surrender. I can't even feel offended you mentioned my father (a fine gentleman). My father made us realize that there would be people like you. I sympathize with you.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Founder Of Glock Handguns, Gaston Glock, Dies At 94 by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:26pm On Dec 28, 2023
Johntimo1:
even your papa Dey fear them
...was sympathetic. We are not haters. We tolerate. By the way I thought your kinfolks was starving and had to surrender.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Founder Of Glock Handguns, Gaston Glock, Dies At 94 by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:49pm On Dec 28, 2023
Nigerian insurgents been making 'shakabula' since 'fiarfra'...one round shot (lucky if your hand's still there). grin

Jobs/VacanciesBolt Or Uber Driving Job Needed In Ikorodu by Pastoshizzy(op): 5:52am On Dec 18, 2023
I want to use this medium to reach out to people of Ikorodu (and environ) for job categories such as:

Driving.
Personal Assistant
Cashier
Receptionist

If you have a job that comes close to the above jobs please reach out to me through the WhatsApp number 0. 9. 0. 8. 2. 6. 0. 2. 1. 2. 4

You'll be putting food on the table of families.

Thank you.
FamilyRe: I Returned To Nigeria Homeless After 30 Years In UK, US – Ondo Man by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:41pm On Dec 16, 2023
CheedyJ:
Imagine wetin u dey wish ur fellow human, thank God say u no be God, damn.
It's not my wish..na wetin dem wish themselves.

You!..yes..you. You better look beyond before you leap. 'Get-rich-quick' is that popular poison that Naija youths are taking of most recent. No be who dey Japa be my problem, na Abike Dabiri wey dem dey give overwork.
My first trip overseas was on holidays (I earned it), no be say I go clean toilet.
FamilyRe: Feminist Allegedly Loses Husband To Her Non Feminist Friend by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:47pm On Dec 16, 2023
Justice served
FamilyRe: I Returned To Nigeria Homeless After 30 Years In UK, US – Ondo Man by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:37pm On Dec 16, 2023
In a couple of years I see a whole lotta Nigerians returning like this man. Of course they would have a 'voodoo' story to tell for their failure..on both worlds.
People are still making it in Nigeria (big figures) the same way we have people that were sleeping in flats in Lagos but now sleep in parking lots in extremely cold climates (after japa-ing).
PoliticsRe: Lt Colonel Abubakar-Surajo Imam: 1st Nigeria Army Officer To Bag A Professorship by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:27pm On Nov 18, 2023
What's that got to do with this banana republic. Next thing you know the man don japa go join US Marines. 🤷🏾‍♂️
PoliticsRe: Budget: Tinubu To Spend ₦6.9bn On Vehicles, First Lady Office To Get ₦1.5bn Cars by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:30pm On Oct 31, 2023
The source of this news cannot be confirmed.

Oga shift commot.
TravelRe: Happie Boys Deported To Nigeria From Cyprus by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:04am On Oct 31, 2023
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Foreign AffairsRe: Body of kidnapped Shani Louk Found, Confirmed Dead By Israel. by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:27am On Oct 31, 2023
Mossad!
Dem sabi payback.
shocked
PropertiesRe: Why Do Affluent Areas In Nigeria Do This? by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:46pm On Sep 18, 2023
The same reason one slowpoke would agitate for the masses to be given a chance to breathe (just breath o😭).
Nigerians are the most class cautious people ever. The rich oppress the poor and the poor oppress theirselves.

You cant get into those places looking tattered. No be naija man say "shoe get size". The poor man may be considered in other parts of the world (as regards welfare) but Naija man find it easier to exploit the poor and also oppress them.

Bitter but it's the truth.
FamilyRe: Why Do Poor People In Poor Neighbourhood Have So Much Enemies? by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:44pm On Sep 18, 2023
ibechris:
I dont mean to deride people who are poor but this is what I have observed around them.

They don't ever believe that people are not reasoning their ways. If anyone dies,they will always say it is so and so that killed him or her.

In fact,they believe in the so called enemy mantra and such people can not do anything without reasoning devil,enemy planning evil for them and they have forgotten that,it is when u expose ur secrets that people will know much about u.

So,why this enemy this,enemy that among these class of Nigerians?
Isssss true o.
But sha..na poverty mentality still dey cause am. Owu dey reset brain. Check how Nigerians are at each others' throat these days, the tension is so thick you could slice it with knife. Na still 'owu' dey blow the people.
How I wish I could test run Jagaban strolling into my street witout any guard (now that is very dangerous), e no go funny o.
TravelRe: U.S $80m F-35 Fighter Jet Vanishes From Air (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:27pm On Sep 18, 2023
If na naija now I for say na the oga pilot sell am for midair. 🤷🏾‍♂️
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Sending 10,000 Naira To An Anonymous Nigerian Every Week. by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:49am On Sep 18, 2023
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Savings account
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:45am On Sep 18, 2023
chuksvoice:
Which phone is it?
itel a60
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:17pm On Sep 03, 2023
I need a A60 touch screen here in Lagos. Where can I get one?

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