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RomanceRe: What Has Caused Hookup Culture? by Pastoshizzy(m):
Po po po poverty.... POVERTY shocked shocked shocked

Long story. angry

No be all women fit to do that sh×t show.

SHOUT OUT to all the hard working women (if you're not auctioning your body to the highest bidder as work o!). GOD BLESS YOUR HUSTLE. He will make a way for you.

The other ones serve their purpose too wink
RomanceRe: "Many Ladies Don’t Wear Bras Anymore" – Actor Nedu by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:57am On May 09, 2023
Jennyclay:
Honestly men are pervert oo

Bunch of perverts!!!
Babe chill. Not all men are sexually depraved. I found out that when I'm in relationship with women I am more attracted to their personality rather than the way they appear. I have found comfort in the least expected places. I know a distraction when I see one wink
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:42am On May 05, 2023
Just watched Dungeons and Dragons: Honour amongst thieves. grin Felt like a kid again. It was fun, suspense and drama all the way. Can't wait for the kids to get home from school. wink
FamilyRe: Borrowing & Not Repaying: Have You Ever Encountered Such From Family Or Friends? by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:01am On Apr 29, 2023
kisslooney tune.
Car TalkRe: Driving Vs. Being Driven: Which One Is More Convenient? by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:54pm On Apr 23, 2023
It is in this part of the world that I see people justifying their inability to do things with funny excuses. Even as a driver it don't mean you can't make it to paying your own pool of drivers someday. undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Jagua: Do You Remember This Late Actor? by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:58pm On Apr 17, 2023
The swallow food demolisher. grin
FamilyRe: My Friend Is Currently Going Through A Divorce In UK &having A Hell Of A Time by Pastoshizzy(m):
I actually expect lawyers to fall in here undecided
..not people that don't have an iota of what a divorce proceedings entails, especially in the UK.
Nigerian married women in UK have been villified these days (the way they get to UK to become something else). I am well travelled but I thank my parents I'm able to retain my African heritage. My wife and I share the same values.

When will parents start to realize that the interest of their wards emotional and social well being may come back to haunt them later coz they are the future.
Parents (especially women) should be guided rather most are blinded by rash emotional/financial entitlement mindset they export to the 'white man' land using their laws ('white man' courts) to vindictively mare the future of their innocent children.

No difference can't be settled. Divorce is never a good option except in cases of physical abuse.
HealthRe: Slept With Her And Discovered Bruises On My Pen:s by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:47pm On Apr 14, 2023
The bruises on your gbola may be as a result of the friction of rubbing it on her or your pubic hair. wink
TV/MoviesRe: Gangs Of Lagos Film, A Mockery Of Our Heritage- Lagos Govt by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:57am On Apr 13, 2023
Yeye movie.
Overated.
TV/MoviesRe: The Gangs Of Lagos: Indigenes Petition NFVCB Over Defamation Of Isale Eko, Eyo by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:44am On Apr 13, 2023
That one na better film. undecided
Shanty Town may be a little too extreme (violence), but the cast did justice to the movie. If those trio jam mua for Isale Eko (the main the main actors them) with that kind acting I just give them broom make them go dey do "community service" grin .... touche to be criminals those ones.
FamilyRe: . by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:38pm On Apr 12, 2023
Tk4all:
Come and take me to a police station if you can guarantee my safefty.

I come to cybercafetomessage my email contacts and decided to post this here. i will mention you when i reach home and pen this story with facts
You for wait reach house before penning nairalanders with facts before na. Okay .. you needed assistance urgently grin
I have seen people being kidnapped by men in police uniforms, that one no new. It doesn't make ALL cops kidnappers okay...
You can mention me all you want...I really pray I'll be having this much time by then.
FamilyRe: . by Pastoshizzy(m):
You're in the comfort of wherever you are. If your story amount to anything what you would crave for (after shock) is people to secure you and as people go everly be people the authenticity of your predicament will arouse either suspicion or sympathy. Kidnapped victims hardly look for Cybercafe or workstations cept in movies guy. The least you can do is tell a Policeman your address and your story and get home first. Shey you no get one family member or townsperson for wherever. Guy forget angry
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu holds Funeral Service for late Ex-wife, Ifeoma (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:55pm On Apr 12, 2023
marypoppinss:
How did you type this??
email na him go send to Police las las or find a nearby church grin
grin grin Dude logged into his Nairaland account through one of the kidnappers phone grin grin grin crazy tinz are happening.
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu holds Funeral Service for late Ex-wife, Ifeoma (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:49pm On Apr 12, 2023
Tk4all:
i'm begging anyone who is staying in abj or around to come to my rescue.

i was kidnapped by unkwown people for almost week, its a wrong story but i wish to explain my ordeal when i get home.

i did not take my bath for days, i can easily pass as mad man presently.

i dont also have access to my phone and opay again cos they are sending otp to my lost line.

pls i beg anyone aroud here to help.
When you think you heard it all. grin "Can easily pass for a mad man" ..yet you signed into your Nairaland account. grin Use online get to police first okay.

PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu holds Funeral Service for late Ex-wife, Ifeoma (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:44pm On Apr 12, 2023
I pray the fortitude for him to bear the loss. cool
This isn't politics. This is a man mourning his wife. cool
BusinessRe: How Much Are POS Operators Now Charging For Withdrawals In Your Area? by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:41pm On Apr 12, 2023
SaLongs1:
Emefiele na bastard.
Crazy as it sounds would you believe that "bastard" has his name on every naira note for years and years to come.
BusinessRe: How Much Are POS Operators Now Charging For Withdrawals In Your Area? by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:33pm On Apr 12, 2023
₦1000-₦10
₦1500-₦150
₦2000/₦5000-₦300
₦10000/upwards -₦500

If you kon carry motor come dem go bill you accordingly grin that is... grin

Greedy mfs angry
BusinessRe: What Is Happening To Banks? Can't Receive Money Sent To Me by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:27pm On Apr 12, 2023
Small rain, party skatta! undecided
My money just came in..yet I will never forget last night compulsory fast angry
BusinessRe: What Is Happening To Banks? Can't Receive Money Sent To Me by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:18am On Apr 12, 2023
Cantonese:
PalmPay too has the same problem. I sent money from my PalmPay account successfully, but funds to the same PalmPay accounts have not been credited. We no go shout so?
I complained to the CBN about the transaction already. Na where I go shout the matter reach after sending kwality havard grammar through Facebook messenger and WhatsApp huh. I no think say anybody get anything to contribute again to this crazy country huh.. especially wey dem don campaign finish. huh
BusinessRe: What Is Happening To Banks? Can't Receive Money Sent To Me by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:48am On Apr 12, 2023
Efna55:
I can't receive money sent to me from a moniepoint pos to my kuda account since yesterday and I needed the money urgently, is anyone having similar experience??
I also made the BIG MISTAKE of transferring money from my Access Bank App to my Palmpay Account. Na so the money hang. Na regret I chop go bed.
BusinessRe: Nin Related Issues by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:47am On Apr 07, 2023
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ElsieCapital........ Exceeding your expectations
Good morning sir. I just sent you an email. Thank you.
HealthRe: She Falls Asleep After Every Sex by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:30am On Apr 01, 2023
I call that great sex shocked
Guy must be a stud cheesy
RomanceRe: Could This Be A Coincidence About The Death Of Yul Edochie Son? by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:13am On Mar 31, 2023
I think the subject matter is so so irrelevant.
It's not easy for this man.
Console the bereaved and simply move on.
Funny thing is a whole lotta people have mentally devastating issues they are facing already, yet they have the energy to criticize another person going through such.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Poll Not A Reflection Of People’s Will – Kwankwaso by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:01am On Mar 31, 2023
Sob story

RomanceRe: Why Our Girlfriends Don’t Cheat — Nigerian Military Officer by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:53am On Mar 31, 2023
Na wetin dog sabi chop na hin go kill am undecided

CelebritiesRe: Until Your Car Spoils On The Road, You Will Never Value Agberos- Actress Etinosa by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:29am On Mar 31, 2023
Lagos bae kiss
✌🏽
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Allegedly Raping 9-Month-Old Baby In Lagos by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:13pm On Mar 29, 2023
Jennyclay:
Jesus Christ
Men are evil. I hate men.
Sweet heart cheesy calm down kiss... you've had a bad experience with men (Jenny wink )..I can feel your vibe. I've seen the worst of women too smiley but then hate and prejudice isn't my stuff. There are still the good ones smiley
There are still good, caring and tolerant men

CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Allegedly Raping 9-Month-Old Baby In Lagos by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:01pm On Mar 29, 2023
Highly demonized man.
His spirit is worth redemption but his soul (his body) would be at it's best where he belongs- the gallows.
I sympathize with the family of the victim and the despicable (mentally deranged) young man.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Guber: How Voters Were Whipped, Forced To Vote PDP – Apc’s Cole by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:58pm On Mar 29, 2023
Very typical.
Exaggerative.. dramatic. wink

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