₦airaland Forum

Ibechris2:
If u ask me...I don't know what u are saying.

U are not clear on what u are saying.

If u want to make a complain,I feel u should state it clearly and succinctly.

I asked if you've experienced such before. I'm not writing an essay competition. I no dey good mood o. I stand the chance of being banned sef. Please face your palaver
SUCCINCTLY ko... SUCCESSFULLY ni. Must you mention, na by force.

Knowing my capacity financially (as e be for Naija now) I've been cutting my coat to slim fit.
I never make direct transfer from my GT bank and Access more app. What I do is transfer to my Opay or one of my 3 wallets after which I make whatever transaction on my wallets. Reason because e too dey 'hang'.
So what I did early hours of today (4:30am) was to transfer 75k from my Access app to my Opay. It read "successful" on my Access account and failed on my Opay. Opay has a wonderful interface, it showed "network interruption" later it came up with"failed transaction". My wife is coming in for the weekend. She's been on a course at the northern part of the country. Having planned and rehearsed a 2day treat for her before she heads back on Monday. I swung into action desperately and logged in a loan app, I was able to get 30k which I believe could salvage the situation.
I did get the needed an amount to prudently manage the situation on ground...but did I get more ish?
The recieving bank from the loan app was Polaris. Dem too dey get dem own brand of craze so I decided to send it to my wallet. Guess what?

I'm not just feeling myself. The woman go board plane and I'm still here sending my screenshots to buddies all over for help (as if the money no dey me). My next business transaction payment is coming up on Tuesday.
If you can relate with my experience. How you take handle the situation.
Please I'm not prone to insults... I've had enough of that from Naija banks.

ICPC go fit to arrest you for lying. Haba... anyway, just in case..where the place?

O fe teh

Travelling Presido

This country will work in JESUS name. It won't have to be anybody. Either he likes it or not.
Quit whining Obi.
Divide and rule. Manipulative scheming.

thesicilian:
You know, there are some girls you buy expensive wines for, others you just manage to buy Fanta for them.

Any person wey comot money spend ₦1k because you be woman TRY, not again... See why decent guys eventually resort too hook ups and ex oloshos go dey church dey fum single usher.

Dynamicbliss:
Pixel lab

Even Pixel Lab premium won't do that 😏 Not this Pixel lab wey dey my phone 😚

What a loss. A prolific actor and successful (at the peak of his career).
Though I hardly watch Nollywood but judging from teeming members of my family and a whole lotta friends it's a sad news. I grieve with his family, his colleagues and his fans.

May his soul rest in perfect peace.

Po po po poverty.... POVERTY

Long story.

No be all women fit to do that sh×t show.

SHOUT OUT to all the hard working women (if you're not auctioning your body to the highest bidder as work o!). GOD BLESS YOUR HUSTLE. He will make a way for you.

The other ones serve their purpose too

Jennyclay:
Honestly men are pervert oo

Bunch of perverts!!!

Babe chill. Not all men are sexually depraved. I found out that when I'm in relationship with women I am more attracted to their personality rather than the way they appear. I have found comfort in the least expected places. I know a distraction when I see one

Just watched Dungeons and Dragons: Honour amongst thieves. Felt like a kid again. It was fun, suspense and drama all the way. Can't wait for the kids to get home from school.

looney tune.

It is in this part of the world that I see people justifying their inability to do things with funny excuses. Even as a driver it don't mean you can't make it to paying your own pool of drivers someday.

The swallow food demolisher.

I actually expect lawyers to fall in here
..not people that don't have an iota of what a divorce proceedings entails, especially in the UK.
Nigerian married women in UK have been villified these days (the way they get to UK to become something else). I am well travelled but I thank my parents I'm able to retain my African heritage. My wife and I share the same values.

When will parents start to realize that the interest of their wards emotional and social well being may come back to haunt them later coz they are the future.
Parents (especially women) should be guided rather most are blinded by rash emotional/financial entitlement mindset they export to the 'white man' land using their laws ('white man' courts) to vindictively mare the future of their innocent children.

No difference can't be settled. Divorce is never a good option except in cases of physical abuse.

The bruises on your gbola may be as a result of the friction of rubbing it on her or your pubic hair.

Yeye movie.
Overated.

That one na better film.
Shanty Town may be a little too extreme (violence), but the cast did justice to the movie. If those trio jam mua for Isale Eko (the main the main actors them) with that kind acting I just give them broom make them go dey do "community service" .... touche to be criminals those ones.

Tk4all:
Come and take me to a police station if you can guarantee my safefty.

I come to cybercafetomessage my email contacts and decided to post this here. i will mention you when i reach home and pen this story with facts

You for wait reach house before penning nairalanders with facts before na. Okay .. you needed assistance urgently
I have seen people being kidnapped by men in police uniforms, that one no new. It doesn't make ALL cops kidnappers okay...
You can mention me all you want...I really pray I'll be having this much time by then.

You're in the comfort of wherever you are. If your story amount to anything what you would crave for (after shock) is people to secure you and as people go everly be people the authenticity of your predicament will arouse either suspicion or sympathy. Kidnapped victims hardly look for Cybercafe or workstations cept in movies guy. The least you can do is tell a Policeman your address and your story and get home first. Shey you no get one family member or townsperson for wherever. Guy forget

marypoppinss:
How did you type this??

email na him go send to Police las las or find a nearby church
Dude logged into his Nairaland account through one of the kidnappers phone crazy tinz are happening.

Tk4all:
i'm begging anyone who is staying in abj or around to come to my rescue.

i was kidnapped by unkwown people for almost week, its a wrong story but i wish to explain my ordeal when i get home.

i did not take my bath for days, i can easily pass as mad man presently.

i dont also have access to my phone and opay again cos they are sending otp to my lost line.

pls i beg anyone aroud here to help.

When you think you heard it all. "Can easily pass for a mad man" ..yet you signed into your Nairaland account. Use online get to police first okay.

I pray the fortitude for him to bear the loss.
This isn't politics. This is a man mourning his wife.

SaLongs1:
Emefiele na bastard.

Crazy as it sounds would you believe that "bastard" has his name on every naira note for years and years to come.

₦1000-₦10
₦1500-₦150
₦2000/₦5000-₦300
₦10000/upwards -₦500

If you kon carry motor come dem go bill you accordingly that is...

Greedy mfs

Small rain, party skatta!
My money just came in..yet I will never forget last night compulsory fast

Cantonese:
PalmPay too has the same problem. I sent money from my PalmPay account successfully, but funds to the same PalmPay accounts have not been credited. We no go shout so?

I complained to the CBN about the transaction already. Na where I go shout the matter reach after sending kwality havard grammar through Facebook messenger and WhatsApp . I no think say anybody get anything to contribute again to this crazy country .. especially wey dem don campaign finish.

Efna55:
I can't receive money sent to me from a moniepoint pos to my kuda account since yesterday and I needed the money urgently, is anyone having similar experience??

I also made the BIG MISTAKE of transferring money from my Access Bank App to my Palmpay Account. Na so the money hang. Na regret I chop go bed.