₦airaland Forum

sircatherine45:
I don cut my coat sotay the cloth dey tight me for body. My area Na Gee boys and Oloshonarians dey deck the side. I go soon park comot sha. Glory to God.

Inside life. Play safe and move closer to your JESUS...E go everly b. Shoutout!

sircatherine45:
This is a public forum. Everybody has the right to a say. But if I leave the place, I no get money to relocate. It's sad, but wetin man go do?

strategise...cut away extra trimmings to fit. Well, I just had a premonition the cost of living in your area may be too high. But any which way GOD go bless us this year.

Wooow! It is only GOD that can be involved in Tem's chosen career. I am not even a fan, but this lady will go higher.

gabazin080:
boss your location. na 1k dem do 5k for me for here

mama trevor shop dey K2, Lagos. And even if you find your way there she go still charge 5h or more. I know she spent a huge chunk off it (the kids too). That is to say..the streets are frowning (money race).

sircatherine45:
For my side, 50% of any money. 5k for 10k, 2k for 4k etc.

sorry to barge in bro, but you really must consider a change of location.

Yesterday evening. 300 for 5k. Na my wife POS o!

Truthdeypain:
Alaaye rest. All this lies you tell yourselves.

Every Nigerian knows your folks are the most tribalistic people in the country, worse still evil, yu useless people accuse the northerners of being power hungry and unfair while your perpetrate the same actions withoit shame or remorse.


Omoluabi hypocritical, double faced, gaslighting, betraying, walking contradictions.

Very easy to ignore you...but then knowing what you are (another undercover biafran apologetic) I pray GOD cures you of your inborn inferiority complex. I cant be Ibo, should that be my fault? Call me whatever, I've met your kind before. Go and play in your mud, it will soothe your biased mind. I had an insight into what Brymo said, it was in good faith. Your type isn't political mature. You can only press smart phones.
I've had thoroughbred Ibos that I have come to respect coz the feeling is mutual, but you!
Meanwhile please please I have forgiven you for being so so disrespectful

seunmsg:
This is how we roll in the south west. We no dey carry religion for head. We whine and dine with each other irrespective of religion. That’s why I always laugh at the stupidity of some ipobs who think they can divide us with the “Yoruba Muslim” and “Yoruba Christian” nonsense.

We are a people with very deep historical knowledge of wars and division. We know when to fight and when not to fight. We are a very spiritual race and our spirituality is way above religion.

Tanx bro. We are also very tolerant peaple. Our native intelligence (laakaye) has it's root deep in respect and hospitalty. But then power does intoxicates completly. It is when politicians start campain you go dey hear promises (I detest them). Mean while...you hear say all those ipob undercover have a forum to express their fustration as Obi/Dotti followers? Excellent photo editors o...

Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are us*less.........all of them

I feel your pain (having a useless/abusive dad), your dad practically raised a ho...wow!, that can read and write.

And what do you know..even the most eloquent atimes run short of words.
This politicians never have genuine motives in bettering our lots. Just banters and witty punchlines.
I really hope the Actors Guild would just stick to improving on their art just so they can measure up to the optimum standard of movie production and just leave mud for the pigs.
I detest politicians..all of em.

Careente7:
Please remind me the name of that artist, “Africans ahoo!”. I need to download that song.

JJC Skillz. Funke Akindele's ex.

Man U.
Pulveriser.
We making money here. Who wan fe contest?

2023 Naija o!
Just when you think you heard it all.

Antoeni:
Investigative Bees Federal Bee Investigation ( FBI )

proudly african.

YinkaOlusesi16:
We need this kind of bees to be attacking our corrupt leaders.

YES KEH! But bees go fit to enter where dem don award fumigation contract to chinko?

Why hasn't that priest been sworn in as local cop?
Superhero power, right befor our eyes.
Oyinbo...eat your hearts out. We are Afrikans (ahoo!)

VeryWickedSimp:
He is inspecting his next rituals ingredient. Very Wicked Man.

without the meme you're so...empty. Thank you nairaland for accomodating this one. You're despicable.

I could bet my new 1000 naira notes the closest y'all ever got to experience a virgin was on DVD. Wanksters United. ROTF/LOL

Meedon:
I can't comprehend your reply: make it comprehensible.

LOL. Just in case u thought that was smart. It took a 6yr old to mention you b. Go and learn coding mf.

Meedon:
I can't comprehend your reply: make it comprehensible.

I shoulda guessed, another dropout. That was a very cheap trick. Mr Cap.

Are these peaple listening?
Nigerians (resillient Naija peaple) are tired of myopic, mediocre and selfish economic policies that further worsen their travails. This same politicians have (all the while) been celebrating and applauding mediocrity as is visible and felt by the common masses.
Now they want to establish a GESTAPO method of silencing any manner of criticism or critic. While red tape will not allow the POS operator to cash in on the overbearing situation, the politicians are busy cashing in on everything (with their family members) cashable. Contracts ni...influence.
I detest politicians, all of them.

Says the Vice president of a failed state.
A vp with a failed aspiration.
Patriotic saboteurs.
Everybody shouted "ole!", including the thief.
I detest politicians. All of them.

Rayban25:
Get out of my mention you fool

No vex. I understand and feel for your type. SORRY ('abiiko/abishondinu')

Endeavor to get married and live a responsible life. My little penny.

Rayban25:
Go and tell that to your father...ode..oh its too late he passed it on to you

I will not (I refuse to) be infected with that your kind of radioactive malady (now that it is confirmed). I understand that you also have a strain of 'abiiko' malady. I forgive you...it's your parents' fault, okay.

Rayban25:
Your cv has been rejected...you go tey for your papa house

You are obviously another e-diot. Can you fathom how everybody seems to easily arrive at that conclusion?
Your stoopidity just might be the radioactive type. May GOD deliver your children (from hereditory traits) and give you small sense too.
Best of luck.

luminouz:
Nope...my folks are still together.

the reason they're still together is because they are 2 imperfect peaple that are ready to forget past issues and come to terms with the factors of marital longevity and raising kids that would meet up with expectations (it has nothing to do with mumma sowing wild oats).
This alpha male vs simp sh×t DOES NOT depict half of what it takes to keep a relationship and on the long run reap the benefits...to be realistic.

How does this relate with the price of egg in my hood? In abundance but inaffordable for majority of the masses. UK will rectify the anomaly in weeks/days, when will naija sort their many many issues. I pray for a divine intervention. I'm unable to trust politicians...anyone of em.

Who cares if he rides on a camel. Na wetin go relieve naija of this intense owu wey dey blow us be that?

SultanOfPuna:
Even at her age, I go dive in rawww

Good enough to you for sex e-diot. Not good enough to be my first lady.

jeromestarks:
This is how single mothers are roaming looking for a man to hinge their problems on.
Never marry a single mothers, just fvck and let others fvck her.

There is a reason why men didn't stay in her life. Don't carry wahala that your generation can't solve.


A woman you did not disvirgin will always fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will train another man's child.
Be wise and marry a virgin.

says the "marry a virgin today" crusader.

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