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RomanceRe: Kenyan Men Have An Average Of 7 Sexual Partners — New Survey by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:39pm On Jan 18, 2023
What should we now do?...congratulate HIV?
Mediocre survey report sponsored by desperate incompetent bloggers. NL, juice no dey this one o.
PoliticsRe: Gistlover Apologises Sarcastically To Dino Melaye by Pastoshizzy(m):
They apologized to a 'goof-ball'. Atimes I wander...? (shush now). Gistlover take Dino rinse mouth sha.
The next thing you know they'll be nominating politicians for awards.
As agbaya don respond, dem go use dat one enter am.
CrimeRe: Lady Shares Her Story After She Was Kidnapped By One Chance In Rivers State by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:36pm On Jan 18, 2023
SouthSouth1914:
Haha! Most of the gruesome cases are in Lagos!
I can prove it. I am also a proof of it.
CrimeRe: Lady Shares Her Story After She Was Kidnapped By One Chance In Rivers State by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:36pm On Jan 18, 2023
SouthSouth1914:
Haha! Most of the gruesome cases are in Lagos!
Lagos is by far more secure despite it's population. Lagos security aparatus has (over the years) been enhanced beyond the Nigerian police force. This grand security aparatus is being reviewed at a multifacet level with each passing administration.
CrimeRe: Lady Shares Her Story After She Was Kidnapped By One Chance In Rivers State by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:23pm On Jan 18, 2023
Golan007:
Lagos is the safest state in Nigeria.

Quote me anywhere.
YES...DASSRITE. Lagos metropolis is an evidence and brainwork model city by a far more advanced and credible intelectuals. Insults, memes and graphic arts wasn't what made Lagos. Even the ruling party couldn't stop Lagos ('Gidi'- mega city)....Abuja gon sef gon! (won beh!)
CrimeRe: Lady Shares Her Story After She Was Kidnapped By One Chance In Rivers State by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:59pm On Jan 18, 2023
Considering the high rate of gruesome killings all over Nigeria, Lagos (relatively) is a safe haven. Now, SENTIMENTS will not allow a grossly biased group of peaple own up to that fact (una know una selves). I'm open for your weak shots. LAGOS IS WORKING joh!
PoliticsRe: Deji Adeyanju Shocked Over Massive Crowd At Atiku's Rally In Ogun by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:36pm On Jan 18, 2023
Very funny. Gate fee dey again?
Even if na Portable come 'zazoo zeh' for free, place no go full?
Na the same thing wey dey make you campain for Atiku na im dem sef dey find.
PoliticsRe: Titi Abubakar: No Yoruba Woman Has Been First Lady, Make Me The 1st, I Beg You by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:26pm On Jan 18, 2023
Because YOU want to be first lady (yoro-aboki). This peaple and their power hungry familys are definately playing with our inteligence. Sho'n whine mi ni ?!
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Is My Father - Man Says, Alongside His Mother (Pics, Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:03pm On Jan 18, 2023
olawalepopoola:
No child is omo ale. Every child is legitimate only relationship between father and mother can be illegitimate
did I say something wrong bro? 'omo ale' is a yoruba word.
FamilyRe: Romantic Chat Between Pastor Ab Isong & Wife , Emem by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:53pm On Jan 18, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are us*less............all of them embarassed embarassed
You should tender an apology. You have insulted me, a lot of others (your family members too). If you have well meaning peaple in your life, you would need to explain why you flipped. If you choose to ignore my advice...well, they (the ones without proper home training) come 'a dime a dozen' these days. Attitude certainly has a powerful effect on altitude.
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Is My Father - Man Says, Alongside His Mother (Pics, Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:06pm On Jan 18, 2023
BeardedmeatR:
Ihordspy grin
definately not an english word.
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Is My Father - Man Says, Alongside His Mother (Pics, Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:04pm On Jan 18, 2023
beardedboy:
Child of the night tongue
Ajeboh! wrong answer.
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Is My Father - Man Says, Alongside His Mother (Pics, Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:02am On Jan 18, 2023
oluwaseunamos33:
bastard
Clap for yourself. Omo bibi re.
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Is My Father - Man Says, Alongside His Mother (Pics, Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:41am On Jan 18, 2023
What is omo ale in english?
Car TalkRe: How Many Kilometres Can Your Car Travel Per Litre Of Fuel? by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:35pm On Jan 17, 2023
kacheezy:
With Daddy Oyedepo’s sticker on my fuel tank, I drove from Warri to Jalingo on empty tank.
igbo olomu?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need Someone That Can Write Or Edit A Personal Statement Urgently. by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:49pm On Jan 16, 2023
michaeladegoke177@gmail.com
Christianity EtcRe: Collecting Change After Giving Offering by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:00pm On Jan 15, 2023
whytediamond:
Who benefits the most from Sunday offering?

A. Pastor
B. Member
C. God.

5k to the correct answer.

Clarity will attract extra 1k.
grin
MEMBERS bro, members...I will be of physical blessing on a church that has been of spiritual blessing to me and my family. As a matter of fact philantropy in the house of GOD has testified results (out of regenerated heart). Now what the church does with the money goes a long way. If it is not blessing peaple's life physical and spiritually it is then you need to reconsider the kind of fold you are a member...if you're moving on don't judge. Giving is spiritual transaction that peaple of wisdom are able to claim it's benefit through faith.
FamilyRe: How Safe Is Ikorodu In Recent Times by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:10am On Jan 15, 2023
mediclife1987:
It's better you drop your WhatsApp no.
I'm not on Whatsapp for now. Just text your number and indicate who you are. I'll take it from there.
RomanceRe: Felt Like Crying, Hook Up Babe Wai Guy Order Come With Her Child by Pastoshizzy(m):
Oh yeah, the kid. embarassed Now that's the making (initial state of evolution) of a 'RED PILLER'. Don't be decieved by any manner of arrogance they put up...they too are emotional victims (surreptitiously so).
RomanceRe: Felt Like Crying, Hook Up Babe Wai Guy Order Come With Her Child by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:49am On Jan 15, 2023
Breeze111:
So now my question to the house, guys if na you, you go still knach that babe like that with her pinkin for inside room...my ear open they listen to children of Eve��
You were sad about what happened. Most likely coz of the child. Your conscience did tell you a number of things...act on them. Congratulations b, you made front page.
RomanceRe: Felt Like Crying, Hook Up Babe Wai Guy Order Come With Her Child by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:10am On Jan 15, 2023
All the hardworking ladies in the house..you may do well in sharing this nugget with the upcoming social media influencers (as they fancy calling theirselves these days). Stop posting your natural pride (nudes/semi nudes) on social media as if desiring dirty approvals from prospective clients. You will only attract vultures into your life (the type that will sleep with you, eventually abuse you and add you as statistics into his 'Olosho' database) all for money and 'cruise'. Then again we have more demented ritualists and their human part harvester agents on the prowl in search of victims to use (which is rampant these days). That society that you have sold your body and soul to gain relevance will eventually cast you as shameless, lazy and disposable.
GET YOUR HUSSLE ON BEFOR IT'S TOO LATE. There is dignity in labour.
FamilyRe: How Safe Is Ikorodu In Recent Times by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:38am On Jan 15, 2023
mediclife1987:
How far, don't know if you're still on here.
What's the best place to live in Ikorodu, for someone working in Yaba, cos I honestly can't afford all the crazy dustbin they call accommodation in that Yaba meen.
Igbo Oliwo, Marwa Estate or Oke-riya (all withing Agric axis). The good thing about this axis is they are not too far from the easiest (for someone working on the mainland or even on the Isiand) transport hub- "AGRIC". These areas are not too densly populated. The power outage issue is not too bad withing these axis. Accessible franchise shopping malls, eatries, livestock/grocery market, electrical and a large retail market is withing that proximity (Sabo/Benson).

For good flats (water, secured and rush hour friendly...comes with a price of course) you can call me on zero nine zero eight two sixty twenty one twenty four.
Let's work on your budget (which will determine the pedigree of accomodation you get to pick from). Call me.
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Basketmouth's UK Tour Is On February 25 (Nigerian Election Day) by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:44pm On Jan 13, 2023
Urheadmaster:
There's difference between joke and comedy.

Tulubu is the joker while basket mouth is a comedian tongue
Do you really have to do this?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Presents Economic Plan To The Nigerian Economic Summit Group. by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:20pm On Jan 13, 2023
Curious345:
Nobody is hating on Tinubu .. he is crafty and brilliant, and cunningly smart . That has brought him a long way ,..


But the only concern we have today, is his physical health..
like you wanna wish him dead or something?
CrimeRe: Body Of Missing Kenyan Teacher Found Buried Inside Concrete Coffin In His House by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:09pm On Jan 13, 2023
StJasper:
It is glaring that you are suffering from NEUROLOGICAL HAEMORRHAGE!!!

What concerns the greatest Nigerian with the post?

You entire region, state, local government, town and family can never produce any human being that can even touch the shoelace of Late Chief Obafemi Awolowo
ko gbon ni! It is not everyone thumbing a smartphone that is smart.
CrimeRe: Body Of Missing Kenyan Teacher Found Buried Inside Concrete Coffin In His House by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:57pm On Jan 13, 2023
tongue Neatest hit ever. No motive, no suspects and no drugs. This dude ain't your every day guy.
FamilyRe: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:46pm On Jan 13, 2023
Romanoff:
Your mama prayer dey work no be small.
sisi Romanoff, my 'like' follow join o. U are in spirit.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Spotted Trekking Barefoot On A Street In Sango (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:34pm On Jan 13, 2023
Naija!
Person no go die b4 una go bury am? 8terz erwhere. God help us.
CelebritiesRe: Brymo's Anti-Igbo Tweet Caused By Drugs, Ex-Management Says - David Hundeyin by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:10pm On Jan 13, 2023
OGIBRA:
Their usual tactic, y u no ask him mama, papa,sisters,brother or even ex-gf, always wanting to paint anybody that is against their candidate bad..
Na even former management wey no get name, yet the YEYE OP didnt see the word FORMER...
The man in question (Adeyanju) is an assasin...a social media character assasin with non other motive than to get that 1 thing every power hungry person soul desire- relevance.
Moju kuro.
CareerRe: Unmarried Cop Sacked For Getting Pregnant Gets N5m Damages by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:23pm On Jan 11, 2023
Good PR stunt. Meanwhile the police been so good at snuffing out naija innocent citizenry on a steady rate (accidentaly discharging lives) since democracy o. Iyen l'anbayin so?

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