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Meedon:
Yo... Kapping hard bro...

cap koh...hat ni.
Na peaple wey get exposure and experience pass you dey call 'cap', abi?

Thank goodness this 'redpill fart' won't smell outside this thread.

Pls bro, you would be helping my family and I a great deal by helping us get drugs for my wife. We were discharged over the weekend. As of today (now), we're looking at 5k. Pls bro.
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Unlimitk:
With 2k I will buy 500 naira food in morning and night for two days Till I collect salary on the 1st of February Basically it's for stomach infrastructure
2678738418 zenith bank Thanks

you deserve a shot b. God bless your hussle.

SodiumValproate:
Na to collect BJ and doggy for one lungu from Siofra or Sweetplum.

They never disappoint

you are evicted. Your sense of humour is vulgar, hence disgusting.

[quote author=Tirips post=120477965]Interested
Very simple!
I'll use the money to buy you a lovely gift for valentine ☺️
Be my Val

That's just the amount I need to get to that prayer mountain. Let us pray for our nation for a GOD fearing leader.
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Death comes without warning. Then what happens to the spirit ?...the real you. Accept JESUS CHRIST as your Lord and saviour today, for only in Him will you find peace, increase and the totalty of a victor (T/C: faith in GOD's word, obedience..). May GOD in His mercy console the grieved in JESUS name.

'Bad Belle Recipe'. OBJ is one of the peaple that invented this divide and rule toxic drug (they should ask him what his own role was as of the time MKO was still campaining).
It was better sef as of that time. Now these old politicans are selling it at a cheap rate and youths are ingesting this drug of prejudice through social media (facts are being re-engineered to exonorate theirselves as dem don dey near their graves). A populace filled with tribal hatered, prejudice and hypocritism. You can listen to that papa...definately not me.

SouthSouth1914:
Is this a joke? Lagos has continued to fall below performance in security, infact especially security.., do you know the number of celebrities under attack each day by traffic robbers?

Please do not embarrass yourself. I used to live in Chevron, and commute to mainland. The security in Lagos is a mess!

The police only do their job in connivance with agbero when you contravene traffic laws. Nothing more than this!

Every densely populated metropolis has that challenge. The first time I saw someone mugged was in Bronx, NY (even their policing was far more sophisticated, Yankee Stadium axis o) and that was 1983. I won't say Lagos is totally crime free but with the high spate of kidnapping, herdsmen/rustler banditory, peaple getting burnt in their homes and unknown gunmen erwhere...me thinks Lagos far better. In the least, our delinquents don't go around brandishing AKs or Tech 9s

SouthSouth1914:
Haha! Most of the gruesome cases are in Lagos!

mischief.

I was feeling like OP not too long ago. My wife n daughter out of tlc has grinded beans for moinmoin. I see carton of flavoured custard. Life is sweet (especially with milk on that custard, chai !)

Anyways, Nairalanders...I'm in dire need of a DRIVING JOB in KETU, IRAWO, IKORODU axis or a job that provides ACCOMODATION.

I am good and very comfortable with my job (I would know what's expected of me). I am also proactive and diligent.

My number is zero eight zero nine eight two sixty twenty one twenty four (voice call). Thank you.

What should we now do?...congratulate HIV?
Mediocre survey report sponsored by desperate incompetent bloggers. NL, juice no dey this one o.

They apologized to a 'goof-ball'. Atimes I wander...? (shush now). Gistlover take Dino rinse mouth sha.
The next thing you know they'll be nominating politicians for awards.
As agbaya don respond, dem go use dat one enter am.

SouthSouth1914:
Haha! Most of the gruesome cases are in Lagos!

I can prove it. I am also a proof of it.

SouthSouth1914:
Haha! Most of the gruesome cases are in Lagos!

Lagos is by far more secure despite it's population. Lagos security aparatus has (over the years) been enhanced beyond the Nigerian police force. This grand security aparatus is being reviewed at a multifacet level with each passing administration.

Golan007:
Lagos is the safest state in Nigeria.

Quote me anywhere.

YES...DASSRITE. Lagos metropolis is an evidence and brainwork model city by a far more advanced and credible intelectuals. Insults, memes and graphic arts wasn't what made Lagos. Even the ruling party couldn't stop Lagos ('Gidi'- mega city)....Abuja gon sef gon! (won beh!)

Considering the high rate of gruesome killings all over Nigeria, Lagos (relatively) is a safe haven. Now, SENTIMENTS will not allow a grossly biased group of peaple own up to that fact (una know una selves). I'm open for your weak shots. LAGOS IS WORKING joh!

Very funny. Gate fee dey again?
Even if na Portable come 'zazoo zeh' for free, place no go full?
Na the same thing wey dey make you campain for Atiku na im dem sef dey find.

Because YOU want to be first lady (yoro-aboki). This peaple and their power hungry familys are definately playing with our inteligence. Sho'n whine mi ni ?!

olawalepopoola:
No child is omo ale. Every child is legitimate only relationship between father and mother can be illegitimate

did I say something wrong bro? 'omo ale' is a yoruba word.

Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are us*less............all of them

You should tender an apology. You have insulted me, a lot of others (your family members too). If you have well meaning peaple in your life, you would need to explain why you flipped. If you choose to ignore my advice...well, they (the ones without proper home training) come 'a dime a dozen' these days. Attitude certainly has a powerful effect on altitude.

BeardedmeatR:
Ihordspy

definately not an english word.

beardedboy:
Child of the night

Ajeboh! wrong answer.

oluwaseunamos33:
bastard

Clap for yourself. Omo bibi re.

What is omo ale in english?

kacheezy:
With Daddy Oyedepo’s sticker on my fuel tank, I drove from Warri to Jalingo on empty tank.

igbo olomu?

michaeladegoke177@gmail.com

whytediamond:
Who benefits the most from Sunday offering?

A. Pastor
B. Member
C. God.

5k to the correct answer.

Clarity will attract extra 1k.

MEMBERS bro, members...I will be of physical blessing on a church that has been of spiritual blessing to me and my family. As a matter of fact philantropy in the house of GOD has testified results (out of regenerated heart). Now what the church does with the money goes a long way. If it is not blessing peaple's life physical and spiritually it is then you need to reconsider the kind of fold you are a member...if you're moving on don't judge. Giving is spiritual transaction that peaple of wisdom are able to claim it's benefit through faith.

mediclife1987:
It's better you drop your WhatsApp no.

I'm not on Whatsapp for now. Just text your number and indicate who you are. I'll take it from there.

Oh yeah, the kid. Now that's the making (initial state of evolution) of a 'RED PILLER'. Don't be decieved by any manner of arrogance they put up...they too are emotional victims (surreptitiously so).

Breeze111:
So now my question to the house, guys if na you, you go still knach that babe like that with her pinkin for inside room...my ear open they listen to children of Eve��

You were sad about what happened. Most likely coz of the child. Your conscience did tell you a number of things...act on them. Congratulations b, you made front page.