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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Driver's Urgently Needed by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:27pm On Mar 04, 2023

wemmyj:
An experienced Driver with Valid Driver's License also with Lagos state drivers license service is required in Ikorodu, Ebute.

07051808576.

i have the right person for you. He will call you.

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Politics › Re: Afenifere To Tinubu: You Must Prioritise Restructuring Of Nigeria by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:20pm On Mar 04, 2023

amuwo1980:
You are the hateful tribal skunk

skunk koh, colorado ni. I should ignore you.

Politics › Re: UAE Leader, Mohamed Bin Zayed Al Nahyan Congratulates, Bola Ahmed Tinubu by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:11pm On Mar 04, 2023

VeryWickedGoat:
Islamic Republic of Nigeria loading...

lol. I like the FACT you're just an ordinary goat. If your mum has been calling you that then she must have been the reason you even schooled at all.

Politics › Re: Abdullahi, Sani Abacha’s Son ‘Dies In His Sleep’ by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:51pm On Mar 04, 2023

The father ate the apple of vengeance. His clan will forever bear the consequence of his wickedness.
History will remember that b×stard and his dying family members (how they raped, killed and robbed Nigeria).

Rot In Pieces.

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Culture › Re: Some Interesting Nigerian Proverbs With Pictures by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:39pm On Mar 04, 2023

Ipob chairman wey him daughter go carry quadruplet pregnancy for Baba Biliki, na sniper him go sip las las...no need of picture. The illustration would be too provocative for some.

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Politics › Re: Afenifere To Tinubu: You Must Prioritise Restructuring Of Nigeria by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:30pm On Mar 04, 2023

potopotoking:
Yaribas are living in a fantasy world of their own delusional making, which will soon be turned into a nightmare land, because this particular time around darkness will not prevail. We know yaribas love darkness, that's why they wallow in it so shamelessly, call themselves after it---omo dudu/omo oDUDUwa---and epitomize it in everything they do. They are children of darkness and they will pay an intolerable price for their allegiance to it. The yirinbawa 'people' are not really people, as revealed by science, which categorically states a significant percentage of their dna derives from archaic 'ghost' populations resident in West Africa BEFORE the advent of Homo sapiens sapiens. We know this filthy admixture in yirinbawa dna to come from none other than the quasi-developed apeman ('ghost') S

las las na sniper you go drink. Hateful e-diot.

Phones › Re: Itel A60 Is A Complete Waste Of Time And Money Here Is Why by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:40pm On Mar 03, 2023

I just saw my homie download an 850mb movie within 6 minutes on her a60 itel bout 2 hours ago. For a go edition 2gig phone i tink it isn't bad. OP may have exagerated too much. Itel phones are easily servicable.

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Phones › Re: Neatly Used Infinix Smart 5.. 32GB. Battery:5000mah. 2G RAM. In Good Condition. by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:23pm On Mar 03, 2023

Pictures. I dey navy town.

Christianity Etc › Re: Bikini Church End Time Church by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:47pm On Mar 03, 2023

Blaze14k:
What?

still dont get it. The post's bout bikinis in churches slowpoke.

Family › Re: How Important Is A Son In Igbo Tribe by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:22pm On Mar 03, 2023

Igbos are rich in culture.
You should have a son, a better version of yourself. Your quota to the clan. A man to take charge of all that you have worked for. Your voice when you're old. That is how it is.
To adopt a male child as an heir is a taboo.
But then, things are evolving. Women have exceeded a man's average as regards greatness. Some daughters have really done their father proud.

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Crime › Re: 11 Men Caught With 10 Human Skulls, Intestines In Ibadan by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:20pm On Mar 03, 2023

Truthdeypain:
Okay chief, what do I do when called OMO INA, OLORIURUKU, and have my PARENTS threatened to be thrown into the LAGOON, I guess I'll prostrate and beg for my life as a respectful and grateful OMO INA.

Have a great day.

i get those too. Okay guy.

Christianity Etc › Re: Bikini Church End Time Church by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:18pm On Mar 03, 2023

Blaze14k:
Agbafo urchins love this kind of controversies. They see things in a political point of view

seeing it from THAT point of view. You have just introduced yourself.

Crime › Re: 11 Men Caught With 10 Human Skulls, Intestines In Ibadan by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:07pm On Mar 03, 2023

Truthdeypain:
na you go dey war front with bazooka dey yab people mama and pickin upandan but small yabbing like this and you cannot even be a good sportsman.

i dont (will never) insult people's parents. Insult is not a good sport. You should learn some manners this year.

Politics › Re: Polls: How Nigerians Played Into The Hands Of INEC by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:20am On Mar 03, 2023

I'm so so happy for the TINUBUS. They earned it.

Crime › Re: 11 Men Caught With 10 Human Skulls, Intestines In Ibadan by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:13am On Mar 03, 2023

Truthdeypain:
Bro take a deep breath and answer these questions truthful and honestly. (you go still lie sha)

How many professors of skulership are there in the SW?

As we speak how many student in the SW are currently on skullership?

Have you inspected the skulls you gathered from OGUN state properly, just to be sure they are complete, your family mamvers may have taken some to the shrine oo, just saying check.

you should be ignored. No be your fault sha, as you don get android you gats to misbehave...it's in your blood. E-diot.

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Crime › Re: 11 Men Caught With 10 Human Skulls, Intestines In Ibadan by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:04am On Mar 03, 2023

PrettyIfy7:
The worst part of it is that this same people voted for BAT.
They keep suffering and doing evil to survive but won't vote wisely.
I have sworn never to help any of them when they beg.
Nonsense!

says the 'kunu' sales girl. You couldnt even help Obi with your tribalistic indictments. You ought to banned from using a smartphone.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Launches World's Longest 70 km Underground Rail Line In Russia (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:32pm On Mar 02, 2023

Bobbiee:
God punish that angel that thought it'd be funny to send me to Nigeria. God punish him and his friends who concocted that joke. God also punish my ancestors millions of years ago, who didn't join their mates in the out of Africa exodus.

Eazy man. We still fit get market for you...make we sell you go spain na.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Launches World's Longest 70 km Underground Rail Line In Russia (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:30pm On Mar 02, 2023

Bobbiee:
God punish that angel that thought it'd be funny to send me to Nigeria. God punish him and his friends who concocted that joke. God also punish my ancestors millions of years ago, who didn't join their mates in the out of Africa exodus.

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Plays African Gong As He Parties In Ghana While Nigerians Decide by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:21pm On Mar 02, 2023

Flame333:
Stinky pussycat gave birth to stinky fufu

LOL/ROTFL. You funny.

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Plays African Gong As He Parties In Ghana While Nigerians Decide by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:17pm On Mar 02, 2023

Flame333:
Nor mention me o or God go punish your papa and mama..

Bad belly aches diagnosed...GOD will defintely punish you FIRST.

Politics › Re: Election Results For Rivers State Found In The Bush By A Student (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:02pm On Mar 02, 2023

Na where I go fit see swearing in ankara buy?

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Politics › Re: Falz Condemns The 2023 General Election Result by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:46pm On Mar 02, 2023

Elsewhere....ENIOLA BADMUS JAGABAN ANKARA is selling HOT. Psquare don buy their own.
I notice the word 'Urchin' is gettn out of vogue these few hours, uhm!

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Extols Pastor Adeboye's Virtues At 81 by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:27pm On Mar 02, 2023

Where all my nubreed 'Ekpa's' at?
I know some bunch of sorry loosers will come here to villify this elder in the Church for not endorsing their candidate.
If we can knock on his door in Finland, we can reach for you in your naija hole.
Respect the rule of law...meanwhile, ENIOLA BADMUS ANKARA IS SELLING HOT (Madam Obi don buy her own, if you know you know)

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Politics › Re: U.S Urges INEC To Address Concerns Before March 11 Elections by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:17pm On Mar 02, 2023

unclejb2:
If you are an INEC official SPO PO etc.... Listen carefully

On Saturday, If you fail to upload results at the polling units, we would lynch and mob you.

Tell your superiors.

Don't say that you were not warned

speak for yourself. I take the same coffee as Obi. We invest quite some on coffees. While I'm sipping on my mexican decaf it would be too bad to watch (Obi and I) my boys pick all of you wanna be terrorists. Respect the rule of law. Guantamano bay treatment would be a walt disney movie compared to what we would to you. You are traceable.

Politics › Re: FFK Slams Peter Obi For Claiming He Won The Presidential Election by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:02pm On Mar 02, 2023

ObaOfYorubaLand:
YORUBA, SUPPORTERS OF EVIL

i just might have the right noose that will fit your neck (one size fits all). You really should consider.

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Politics › Re: Kano Police Detain Rep-Elect, Aliyu Madaki For Brandishing A Gun During Rally by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:38pm On Mar 02, 2023

Charges that wont stick. A pastor was videoed carrying an Ak47 not too long ago, he was pardoned.
More unknown gunmen loading, Gatling carrying gunmen.
Politics with bitterness. Vengeance seeking politicians with axes to grind.

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Phones › Re: I Need An Android With 50k by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:26pm On Feb 28, 2023

abdulo4real:
Huawei nova 2s available 6gb ram and 64gb rom for 47k only

can i see what it lookes like?

Health › Re: Taraba Student Commits Suicide After Battling Heart Related Ailment & Depression by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:52pm On Feb 28, 2023

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Phones › Re: Is The Nokia G60 5G Worth Buying ? by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:00am On Feb 28, 2023

Happyhimself:
No wonder you condemn Nokia phones !

FOR YOUR PEACE OF MIND, stay away from that yeye phone. I will never forget what Nokia show me. 2 android in a row. Nokia USE to be a phone..those days are gone.

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Politics › Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Votes In Ogun State by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:06pm On Feb 25, 2023

saphiere:
I hope baba voted Princess Chichi.
Out incoming Nigerian First Female President

dassrite..."free peppersoup for every Nigerian and free court marrige too."

Politics › Re: Vote For The Candidate Who Will Perform Best As President by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:29am On Feb 25, 2023

I will laugh...on monday morning peaple go gentle. Me, wetin consyn me.

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