Pastoshizzy's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Pastoshizzy's Profile › Pastoshizzy's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 (of 48 pages)

Food › Re: How To Cook A Very Delicious Coconut Rice (Photos, Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:46pm On Jan 05, 2023

I want to be your husband's friend. I go like to dey celebrate with una...with my big food warmer handy. Blessed home.

1 Like

Travel › Re: LASTMA Officer Spotted Dancing While Controlling Traffic (Video, Pictures) by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:42am On Jan 04, 2023

[quote author= post=119690653]Do whatever makes you happy in life.

You

Only

Live

Once.[/quote]Bros, that would be grilled bbq. If you can make it happen, it would be 'manna' from heaven and you will be a medium of blessing (thank GOD for courier delivery). Just say the word.

Family › Re: A Word Of Encouragement Please by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:26am On Jan 04, 2023

Oh sh*t! I hope you were not hurt?
What happened?
So sorry sis.
Oops! (pardon my manners) HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Smile like Queen that you are, what's in store for you this 2023 is way more than spilled pepper sauce (I use a 2.0 focal lens though...as we have here, I accidentally sat on it last night). You will meet helpers of your destiny in Jesus name. It is well.

My love to the kids.

Crime › Re: First Transgender Inmate In The US Set To Die By Lethal Injection by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:16am On Jan 04, 2023

Lateefadewale:
Degrading others who hold a different view from yours is not necessary, important or helpful.

Dewale...I kept values (as handed over to me from pious parents & rich cultural values), what happened to you b? Omo nibi-niran!. Okay o! You have the liberty to dress in female clothing and give blow jobs to younger boys if your soul desires. Insult me jare (I no dey vex).
P.S. JESUS IS COMING BACK SOON.

1 Like 1 Share

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:03am On Jan 04, 2023

Meedon:
You capping real hard... You need a slow motion.

I never had to impress anyone than the one who pays me, I won't have to form woke on NL, I don't philander, I detest moral decadence ('red pilling') with all that pseudo ego tripping sh*t and most of all...I live to share values ("moral agent"...that what it's called, right?)

10 Likes 2 Shares

Crime › Re: First Transgender Inmate In The US Set To Die By Lethal Injection by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:11pm On Jan 03, 2023

Lateefadewale:
Argue? I guess you misunderstand. Read again, slowly this time: shove your delusional beliefs down your throat and allow people live their lives without interference.

omo abi shon idinu. Who cares about you sef. E-diot.

1 Like

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:19pm On Jan 03, 2023

Meedon:
It doesn't matter bro.

1 Like

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:15pm On Jan 03, 2023

Meedon:
It doesn't matter bro.

well if it doesn't just go ahead with your d*ck for brains self. Abi?

4 Likes 1 Share

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Theme Of 2023 In Your Church by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:30pm On Jan 03, 2023

orisa37:
No to MUSLIM MUSLIM TICKET.

lol...You must be thinking rapture is in 9yrs time and Obi is your god.

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophetic Picture Of The Year 2023 By Daniel Olukoya (G.O Mfm Worldwide) by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:25pm On Jan 03, 2023

I do know...na where I dey go I face.

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:19pm On Jan 03, 2023*

There's more to life asides sex. This reply is dedicated to all male NLander that don't think with their d*ck

11 Likes

Family › Re: Brief Dietary Recall Of How My Wife Fed Me In 2022 by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:43pm On Jan 03, 2023

doggedfighter:
This man comes here deceives others, talks down on women.

Talks bla bla bla about virginity.

Forms an alpha male then crawls back home to be fed and cared for by a woman.

Continue using the heads of the gullible.

They deserve what you're dishing out.

Dassrite sis...like most of our everyday 'redpiller' on NL. Brothers been on blue pills since Buhari tenure (lol)

1 Like 1 Share

Romance › Re: I Insulted My Girlfriend How Do I Apologise by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:27pm On Jan 03, 2023

Nairaland sha...your girlfriend...insult. Na wa o.

Politics › Re: 2023: Edwin Clark Endorses Peter Obi by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:21pm On Jan 03, 2023

Tribalistic illiterates everywhere.

Crime › Re: First Transgender Inmate In The US Set To Die By Lethal Injection by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:47pm On Jan 03, 2023

Lateefadewale:
Oh please, ffs, this is a new year. Enough with the conspiracy theories, threats and allow people choose whatever sexuality they deem fit. And yes, I have $50 on your Jesus not coming back in the next 20 years - want to bet?

I'm not in the mood to argue. Lateef, shouldn't you be on your way to the mosque?

2 Likes

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:20pm On Jan 03, 2023

Pls send invitation for interview to michaeladegoke177@gmail.com

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Christian Organization Needs A Private Driver, by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:08am On Jan 03, 2023

[color=#990000][/color]You have not picked your call or responded to any of the sms I sent. Have you gotten someone?

Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah’s Ex-Fiance Leaks Her Nude Videos On Whatsapp, Fans Blast Him by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:49am On Jan 03, 2023

nlfpmod:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2023/01/this-is-insane-netizens-knock-empress-njamahs-ex-fiance-over-leaked-nude-video/amp/

a scape goat my former crush has become. Ladies, learn from this. Respect yourself and your privacy. Even if a guy thinks your body looks great you ain't gotta share his opinion with his crew (abi what's the point sef?). I feel for her, one mistake too many.

Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Cusses Out His Fans Who Waited Hours For His Live Concert by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:40am On Jan 03, 2023

OriOko88:

I only enjoy his songs but not his live performance. I saw one d other day on hiptv,d dude was just forming on stage trying to form an American gangstar with his wack accent..I just dey laff. And to think d crowd standing in such over crowded hall paid 20k each to attend d show is crazyy. Mk nigerian artists go learn how to perform life shows from Ed sheran or Adele. Iranu

Good observation. I dey here dey clap for you. Over rated "mummy's boy".

Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Cusses Out His Fans Who Waited Hours For His Live Concert by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:37am On Jan 03, 2023

I detest his attitude and hate his music.

1 Like

Crime › Re: First Transgender Inmate In The US Set To Die By Lethal Injection by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:57am On Jan 03, 2023

Sodom and Gomorah could have gotten off God's wrath easily if JESUS had interceeded on their behalf. HE IS COMING BACK SOON. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth on that day. Gaysm, lesbianism, transexuals and other sordid sexual traits in human (that peaple have come to accept) is a satanic device in place to harvest souls to hell fire. And so it is.

1 Like 1 Share

Crime › Re: Police Transfer All Ajah Division Officers After Lawyer Bolanle’s Death by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:51am On Jan 03, 2023

rayvelez:
Useless dirty police no different from thiefnuub...u Lagos agberos tueh...

Your english try for someone that never got basic education sir but Nigeria is yet to put in effect state policing, it still is NPF...the N stands for Nigeria. Hatred has never gotten nobody anywhere except on Nairaland where we have the most tribalistic numbskulls with nothing to offer except mischief ('likes' and 'shares'). I expect you to insult me, coz that's the essence of what you stand for...okay.

1 Like 1 Share

Romance › Re: New Year Resolution by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:38pm On Jan 02, 2023

I can tell you can do way better than that there. I appreciate your level of intelligence...but reading rants from all manners of demented strangers is a strange method of passing away time.

1 Like

Family › Re: =N=5,000 Weekly Charitable Gifts by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:34pm On Jan 02, 2023

I could use some help. I have a job interview on wedsday. I could use some as trans.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Christian Organization Needs A Private Driver, by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:18pm On Jan 02, 2023

Familyfirst:
Good day everyone
A Christian organization needs a Private driver, - He must be a Christian, God-fearing

i would be delighted to work in a church enviroment. I called earlier. I am yet to get the address for the interview.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Christian Organization Needs A Private Driver by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:57pm On Jan 02, 2023

Familyfirst:
Good day everyone
a christian organization needs a Private driver, - He must be a christian, God-fearing, and must be leaving around Ojodu, Fagba, Akute, Alagbole, Ishaga, Omole, and its environment.
Kindly share to all platforms you may be helping a family
If you are interested please call 08068312004
Thank you

we just spoke. Could you text me the address of the interview? My name is Michael.

Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Nigerians Moved From Frying Pan To Fire Under APC by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:19pm On Jan 01, 2023

An elder statesman's contribution. I'm over impressed. I see a monopoly of greed rearing it's ugly head this year. We will CRUSH it with our PVC. GOD will intervene.

Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Venita Akpofure Shares Her Nude Photos To Celebrates Her 36th Birthday by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:46pm On Jan 01, 2023*

So that as many that can afford to look too long at that ho can desire her carnaly. That's demonic. But it's being taken as relevant by mass media...that's is demonic (on a grand scale). Now we have gays, lesbians and other demented humans (of these category) parenting kids. This is as a result of bad parenting. She'll just pass that filthy lifestyle to her kids. Anyways ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE.

Romance › Re: Who Loves Me Most by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:40pm On Jan 01, 2023

starwitness:
One of the many questions that people seem not to have a genuine answer to is’ Who loves me most?

One of the most common questions is how to know if someone loves you. Love is wonderful but unpredictable, and sometimes it’s not immediately obvious what the other person is thinking.

Luckily for you, studying someone’s behavior and how they talk to you can help you to know if the person truly loves you.

Some people find it very hard to say ‘I love you’.However, that doesn’t always mean that they don’t, people tend to show their love in different ways.

They may just show it in different ways. It can be really hard to know for sure if someone loves.....read more:https://www.starwitness.com.ng/who-loves-me-most/

if i was some 'super mod' I'll move this post to the religeous section...u know why? ain't no body gon love you than your maker. I'm sure some few sensible nlanders could shed mo lite on your enquiry. Love is spiritual.

2 Likes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 (of 48 pages)