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EducationRe: Is This Not Too Much Sex Education For Kids? by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:11pm On Feb 22, 2023
Lionnation:
abi 15
i wish i could be 15 again. My 3rd child is 14 fumming 17.
Bet you never knew who "DAUDA the sexy guy" was b4 jumping in shey?
15...tanx.
EducationRe: Is This Not Too Much Sex Education For Kids? by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:02pm On Feb 22, 2023
ppogba:
Then you followed the change into Nackson the sexy guy.

Baba Agbalagbi. I hail ooo.
shush! I have 3 beautifual daughters now and a very sharp matchet.
EducationRe: Is This Not Too Much Sex Education For Kids? by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:59pm On Feb 22, 2023
Lionnation:
how old are u now
45 years young.
EducationRe: Is This Not Too Much Sex Education For Kids? by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:38pm On Feb 22, 2023
I thank GOD for my life. At age 7 (way way back) I was already exposed to DAUDA THE SEXY GUY.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:04pm On Feb 22, 2023
Smartb0y:
Lol,are you sure you're on this Earth.

Marriage has already lost it's meaning and purpose.
which planet you think say you dey sef?
Who him marriage loose purpose? Your own? You dey feel yourself?
Abegi!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Transport Drivers Needed In Lagos by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:28am On Feb 22, 2023
RichDaniels:
VACANCY! TRANSPORT DRIVERS NEEDED[/b]
A public transportation company seeks the services of drivers in Lagos. The drivers shall be responsible for riding the company’s vehicles within Lagos city under the supervision of the company.

Benefits
Working three days a week
Salary #40,000 (Forty Thousand Naira)
Accommodation to be provided

Requirements
Well behaved
Literate and can take instructions
Two guarantors
Be ready and willing to work at least three times a week

Applicants should send CV showing two guarantors to monarchlaw021@gmail.com
[b]APPLICATION CLOSES ON 28 FEBRUARY 2023
I couldnt help but tell you I am an asset (a loyalist), let's discuss salary (0 9 0 8 2 6 0 2 1 2 4). My CV been sent.
Christianity EtcRe: Man To Collect Equipment Donated To RCCG If Adeboye Fails To Endorse A Candidate by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:49pm On Feb 21, 2023
[quote author=lhordspy post=121104951]This is turning into something else. Imagine threatening pastors that if they don't endorse Obi, that you will stop being a christian. shocked

The effontery !!!.... Because they know these few bad eggs, Men of dooms masquerading as pastors feed on gullibility of their congregation. No followers no money. They have turned Christ!anity into business organisation. Where people now threaten to quit if the pastors don't preach politics on the altar of God. I said this same thing few days ago. That the 2billion naira Obi gave to church to preach religious hate against Muslim will backfire. This is the repercussion. God is never asleep. He will never watch a useless politician drag Christianity into chaos.

Men of God like Adeboye, Adefarasin and others who refused to get swayed by money are now being bullied unnecessarily. Pressure don too much. . I Just pray the suicide rate on Saturday wont be massive[quote]Oooshey!
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Picture.....cool Or Hot? by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:09pm On Feb 20, 2023
jeromestarks:
Look at the guy's eyes very well. You will see that he is a fool. A very big fool at that.

Why sexualize a woman you want to marry like that?

Maybe she's not a virgin that's why.
I true woman who kept herself for you is definitely much more that sex.
But
A woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men has nothing left in her except her pvssy.


Never marry a woman you did not disvirgin because she's a curse to her children; born and unborn.
Looney tunes.
I could bet your sharp wife used good ol 'alum' on you Jerome.
CelebritiesRe: Gabriel Union-Wade Bows To Hail Tems, Calls Her The “Queen” by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:36pm On Feb 20, 2023
StrongAlphMale:
Ment or malaria?

I be like who dey listen to 9ja music? Even though psqaures are legends, Bros I don't do Naija music when American musicians are there
until ur sorry ×sses realise y'all need to export your culture and values to the white man, y'all still be 4eva enslaved economically to him. Thank God for these are days one of our home grown now gettin a grammy.
To call them duo "LEGENDS", you proved my insinuation bout ur taste of music correct. You are entitled to whateva sh×t u choose. But rite now Tems' happening, so get with it.
CelebritiesRe: Gabriel Union-Wade Bows To Hail Tems, Calls Her The “Queen” by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:46pm On Feb 20, 2023
masterchi:
sorry bro. I'm not Igbo and I don't hate Tems. I'm a Rivers man and I pray that Tems sees bigger and greater success in her craft. I don't have hate in me.
Ori e wa`nbe.


That's d spirit chief.
CelebritiesRe: Gabriel Union-Wade Bows To Hail Tems, Calls Her The “Queen” by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:36pm On Feb 20, 2023
StrongAlphMale:
No be joke bro. After the hype here on nairaland, na so I quickly rush go download one of her songs like that, after listening to it, I became shock and stunned as to if this is actually the tems that won Grammy. Omo her voice is complete turn off. Na speed I take delete the song. Arya star sing pass her by far with a very good voice. I wondered why the hype on this tems
hype or watever...she won a grammy. A lot of stars identifying with her, it don't matter if you won't.
PoliticsRe: Old Naira: Your Loot Now Completely Useless, Kwankwaso Taunts APC Govs by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:31pm On Feb 20, 2023
Look who's blabbing. Small yansh.
CelebritiesRe: Gabriel Union-Wade Bows To Hail Tems, Calls Her The “Queen” by Pastoshizzy(m):
StrongAlphMale:
Swears. The hype is just too much. To me I personally feel this tems is overrated. Her songs are just too rubbish and her voice is complete trash. I don't even know any of her songs. I wondered why the hype
Wait sef!...your love for Psquare says it all. Bad taste. (lol)
CelebritiesRe: Gabriel Union-Wade Bows To Hail Tems, Calls Her The “Queen” by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:15pm On Feb 20, 2023
I officially acknowledge the prescence and acidic remarks of the HATERZ club members. By their mentions and replies ye shall know em.
CelebritiesRe: Gabriel Union-Wade Bows To Hail Tems, Calls Her The “Queen” by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:10pm On Feb 20, 2023
masterchi:
All this hype and I don't even know any of her songs
"Now if you dont know who now you know n×gga."
-Christopher Wallace aka B I G
TravelRe: US Issues Security Advisory To Citizens Ahead Of Nigeria's General Election by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:05pm On Feb 20, 2023
ALARMIST Babylonia
CelebritiesRe: Gabriel Union-Wade Bows To Hail Tems, Calls Her The “Queen” by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:03pm On Feb 20, 2023
StagethemTVee:
Tiwa won’t like this
Agent 'Scatter scatter'. U don go drag Tiwa enter kia kia. Na wa o.
CelebritiesRe: Gabriel Union-Wade Bows To Hail Tems, Calls Her The “Queen” by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:02pm On Feb 20, 2023
StagethemTVee:
Tiwa won’t like this
Agent 'Scatter scatter'. U don go drag Tiwa enter. Na wa o.
CelebritiesRe: Gabriel Union-Wade Bows To Hail Tems, Calls Her The “Queen” by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:57pm On Feb 20, 2023
tunapawizzy:
she go dey wonder, so person fit get acceptance from the west without going naked
I smell wisdom. I can taste it.
CelebritiesRe: Gabriel Union-Wade Bows To Hail Tems, Calls Her The “Queen” by Pastoshizzy(m):
Where GOD say you go reach...you go reach. Even if you're not from a prefered tribe. Make we gather celebrate our very (that is if una together agree say na OUR OWN o!) own.
Christianity EtcRe: If A Demon Possessed Man Tells You Your History by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:42pm On Feb 20, 2023
OgaMadam:
Actually its just a random person who we were sharing once off transportation with. I would never meet him again as literally the only window of meeting him was literally a couple of minuits long.

I just thought it strange that a person I never met was talking that way. In a way I was ok about it. I had been doing back to back midnight praise for days and I had received visions of enemies snake eggs lair being found and then the same lair being burned and crashed into powder.

I shook their lair and thats where that guy came from. He was actually a manifestation of an exit of a serious demonic on my life.

It just was too accurate that I had to come and ask the children of God in the know - experience wise.

Looking back they manifested themselves after the consistent midnight praise. I at the time didnt understand.
thank GOD again for the testimony. But please becareful of anything the Holy Spirit has not confirmed. 1st Timothy 4:1
PoliticsRe: Soyinka Disowns Social Media Post Endorsing Tinubu by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:26am On Feb 20, 2023
Hotice085:
He knows Tinubu is a crook
Iya Risi's news peddler. Prove your point (and dont show us links or news screenshots from fake news peddlers) and leave people with a better understanding vote without tribal bias. I'm open for insults, asides rumour peddling that is all you do- INSULTS.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Dies Attempting To Copy Jesus' 40 Day Fast by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:25pm On Feb 19, 2023
I totally agree with the guy over me. Funny thing is, he died not having a clue about what he was doing that killed him. Many more will die senselessly trying to self promote their selves to the 'Elijah' status. I would rather let God's grace be my prayer and expectation rather than die as a victim of a carnal exercise.
Music/RadioRe: Janelle Monáe Ft Seun Kuti & Egypt 80 - Float (NBA Song) by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:04pm On Feb 19, 2023
Me thinks Psquare overrated. Never could classify that brand of trash music. May D was another collosal trash heap. With that trashy voice n style even a collabo with JZ couldnt bring those two's career back to life.
They should function better as choreographers.
RomanceRe: What Is The Secret Behind Easily Sleeping With Girls After Giving Them Food? by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:59pm On Feb 19, 2023
WHAT IF your preference are the very cheap ones?

In my world you don't get to lay ladies with food.
The kinda people you mingle with depends how far you go and trust me there's a lot more to your manhood than sex, okay.
RomanceRe: Experience by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:43pm On Feb 19, 2023
Expensive play. Do you know how many years that shitty lifestyle took from me?
The price of loving the 'lah' is too costly.
Ignorance is indeed bliss (while you bask in the euphoria of having so much figured out when feeling the high), until much opportunities has been gone and your peers have left you behind to achieve more in life (coz you can't be at two places at the same time) while you play the 'stone-god'.
To think Nigeria doesnt have well trained shrinks and rehabs (and a steady influx of more wicked drugs), we are already sitting on a timebomb.
Christianity EtcRe: If A Demon Possessed Man Tells You Your History by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:15pm On Feb 19, 2023
Read the scriptures well. JESUS needed no introduction when He met 'legion'. Demons are spirit beings that have been in existence before men. They are supernatural. Peaple atimes sell their souls for money/power to be living temple of demons today. Knowledge is not power if not properly discerned. There is the Holy Spirit of GOD (our guide in all sufficiency) & there is also a satanic adaptatn known as 'divination' (like the little girl that was exorcised through Paul and Silas).


Your experience was an attempt by demonic powers (using that man as a medium) to lure you into a demonic plot. People that are attentive to divination and so many types of (demonic) spiritual mediums are easy prey for the enemy, in order to lure them into ungodly rites and unscriptural activities that binds the spirit into a non-conditional spiritual generational abuse.

Never give attention to cheap demonic dramas, even if it's a demon in a white suit (and e aint telln you JESUS CHRIST He the way, the truth and life) IGNORE HIM.
Christianity EtcRe: Uncovering the Surprising Reason Jesus Said "The Violent Taketh it by Force" by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:38pm On Feb 19, 2023
Thanksful:
I hear say them dey buy and sell destiny for Benin
easy na! which market? wetin benin do you? you dey find wan buy?
Christianity EtcRe: How Many Sins Did Satan Commit? THE SHOCKING ANSWER REVEALED! by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:24pm On Feb 19, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:
Mannequins and robots are created in my image and likeness but that has not stopped me from building a furnace and crusher to destroy any mannequin or robot which does do not do what I like. grin
e don do, na only the Spirit of GOD go touch person o. Remember the Euthopian eunuch was literate. It is harder for some than a camel going through a needle. The word of GOD cannot be discerned carnally. I understand you. There some types you dont touch with a 6 feet pole. You just pray for em.
PoliticsRe: "Time To Reboot Nigeria" - Peter Obi Addresses Nigerians 7 Days Before Election by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:35pm On Feb 19, 2023
I like him. But I cant vote for him. He lacks the pedigree. What has been holding our sanity is too thin to be handed over to this man (and to be objective it wasn't caused by one man). Our affluence and affinity to western ideals and standard has taken it's toll. We are a consuming country, not a producing one. The itty bittiest of what we produce (the most is siphoned into the pockets of major stake holders) cannot go round due to consistent over increase in the population and illiteracy level. I reserve my comments about OBI, but I know this man has a genuine motive and is not tribally sentimental (even though his cyber followers present his case in a bad light) but the man lacks the clout.
CrimeRe: What Is Happening To Palmpay by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:56pm On Feb 18, 2023
Sabotage. Economic sabotage. When the elephants fight it is the grass that suffers. After election things will ease.
FoodRe: Expensive Jollof Rice & Chicken I Just Bought (pics) by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:21pm On Feb 18, 2023
Make a new plan.
Make your kitchen the best ever..in so much your friends and acquaintance can attestate to your goodluck. You could use a timeline trimmer (cr8 time) to do this. It's fun.
That there is...i reserve my judgement.

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