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Romance › Re: Felt Like Crying, Hook Up Babe Wai Guy Order Come With Her Child by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:10am On Jan 15, 2023

All the hardworking ladies in the house..you may do well in sharing this nugget with the upcoming social media influencers (as they fancy calling theirselves these days). Stop posting your natural pride (nudes/semi nudes) on social media as if desiring dirty approvals from prospective clients. You will only attract vultures into your life (the type that will sleep with you, eventually abuse you and add you as statistics into his 'Olosho' database) all for money and 'cruise'. Then again we have more demented ritualists and their human part harvester agents on the prowl in search of victims to use (which is rampant these days). That society that you have sold your body and soul to gain relevance will eventually cast you as shameless, lazy and disposable.
GET YOUR HUSSLE ON BEFOR IT'S TOO LATE. There is dignity in labour.

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Family › Re: How Safe Is Ikorodu In Recent Times by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:38am On Jan 15, 2023

mediclife1987:
How far, don't know if you're still on here.
What's the best place to live in Ikorodu, for someone working in Yaba, cos I honestly can't afford all the crazy dustbin they call accommodation in that Yaba meen.

Igbo Oliwo, Marwa Estate or Oke-riya (all withing Agric axis). The good thing about this axis is they are not too far from the easiest (for someone working on the mainland or even on the Isiand) transport hub- "AGRIC". These areas are not too densly populated. The power outage issue is not too bad withing these axis. Accessible franchise shopping malls, eatries, livestock/grocery market, electrical and a large retail market is withing that proximity (Sabo/Benson).

For good flats (water, secured and rush hour friendly...comes with a price of course) you can call me on zero nine zero eight two sixty twenty one twenty four.
Let's work on your budget (which will determine the pedigree of accomodation you get to pick from). Call me.

Celebrities › Re: Comedian Basketmouth's UK Tour Is On February 25 (Nigerian Election Day) by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:44pm On Jan 13, 2023

Urheadmaster:
There's difference between joke and comedy.

Tulubu is the joker while basket mouth is a comedian

Do you really have to do this?

Politics › Re: Tinubu Presents Economic Plan To The Nigerian Economic Summit Group. by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:20pm On Jan 13, 2023

Curious345:
Nobody is hating on Tinubu .. he is crafty and brilliant, and cunningly smart . That has brought him a long way ,..

But the only concern we have today, is his physical health..

like you wanna wish him dead or something?

Crime › Re: Body Of Missing Kenyan Teacher Found Buried Inside Concrete Coffin In His House by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:09pm On Jan 13, 2023

StJasper:
It is glaring that you are suffering from NEUROLOGICAL HAEMORRHAGE!!!

What concerns the greatest Nigerian with the post?

You entire region, state, local government, town and family can never produce any human being that can even touch the shoelace of Late Chief Obafemi Awolowo

ko gbon ni! It is not everyone thumbing a smartphone that is smart.

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Crime › Re: Body Of Missing Kenyan Teacher Found Buried Inside Concrete Coffin In His House by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:57pm On Jan 13, 2023

Neatest hit ever. No motive, no suspects and no drugs. This dude ain't your every day guy.

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Family › Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:46pm On Jan 13, 2023

Romanoff:
Your mama prayer dey work no be small.

sisi Romanoff, my 'like' follow join o. U are in spirit.

Celebrities › Re: Portable Spotted Trekking Barefoot On A Street In Sango (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:34pm On Jan 13, 2023

Naija!
Person no go die b4 una go bury am? 8terz erwhere. God help us.

Celebrities › Re: Brymo's Anti-Igbo Tweet Caused By Drugs, Ex-Management Says - David Hundeyin by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:10pm On Jan 13, 2023

OGIBRA:
Their usual tactic, y u no ask him mama, papa,sisters,brother or even ex-gf, always wanting to paint anybody that is against their candidate bad..
Na even former management wey no get name, yet the YEYE OP didnt see the word FORMER...

The man in question (Adeyanju) is an assasin...a social media character assasin with non other motive than to get that 1 thing every power hungry person soul desire- relevance.
Moju kuro.

Career › Re: Unmarried Cop Sacked For Getting Pregnant Gets N5m Damages by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:23pm On Jan 11, 2023

Good PR stunt. Meanwhile the police been so good at snuffing out naija innocent citizenry on a steady rate (accidentaly discharging lives) since democracy o. Iyen l'anbayin so?

Romance › Re: I Saw This On Facebook! Nairaland Redpillers by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:13pm On Jan 11, 2023

Wise tip: Never underestimate or mess with a woman.

Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap Lt. Col. N.B. Ahmed, Commanding Officer by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:07pm On Jan 09, 2023

[quote author=kingsceemark post=119869223][/quote]made in biafra poison

Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap Lt. Col. N.B. Ahmed, Commanding Officer by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:59pm On Jan 09, 2023

funshint:
Yorubas don't have your time. You're the only one fighting yourself.

iwo lo nda didirin lohun. When did Sahara News become a credible source of information? Set awon Biafra secret apologist lawon eleyi. After dem don loose dem go still go carry their flag where dem hide am.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:03am On Jan 08, 2023

miracood:
.
Can u STFU?

i ain't even said a word, duh!

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:26am On Jan 08, 2023*

Martinez39s:
You quoted me before to reply, why did you change your mind? Nothing reasonable to say?

Naa! not exactly...I got something to say b, you see..my moniker doesn't mean I am your 'Daddy GO' (I am not your pastor, Mr Redpill) . I won't have to copy and paste insults to respond to you. Infact I feel for you. I state a case for chastity for right thinking peaple, I understand you don't have the right mindset to comprehend my post. I am not your pseudo prophet okay. I also understand that yet again you cannot differentiate a moral agent from your 'dick em all' nuiscance friends, your not understanding values can't be my fault (you're just a reflection of failed parentage). You're so transparent, I feel for you, your gf (spouse) and your daughter (if you have any) redpiller.

Let's call it truce, and if otherwise...

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:55pm On Jan 07, 2023*

Martinez39s:
You quoted me before to reply, why did you change your mind? Nothing reasonable to say?

Did you miss me? I had to do some other stuff...now I feel y'all pain. There are other stuff besides nairaland (do you know that Matt?)
Sorry...but Im not your pastor (lol) not in a way you think.

Did you attend a boys only boarding school? I have met your kind befor.
You have a very high libido that is at par with a sadistic pleasure of jilting/breaking vulnerable women. You been emotionally molested and all this 'rp' agression is just because you fear any woman that may demand what you don't have to offer (obviously). You can start a life by deleting that inferiority complex off your mind, delete your mojos, be sincere with yoself and learn to be loved. Not all relationship comes with a price tag. Be humble.

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Romance › Re: [part 3] RED-PILL MEMES For Redpillers' Entertainment! by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:53pm On Jan 07, 2023

Martinez39s:
@Regex

I am currently on WhatsApp. Where you dey?

i ain't no pastor just as much as you ain`t no red piller...gay.

Romance › Re: [part 3] RED-PILL MEMES For Redpillers' Entertainment! by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:51pm On Jan 07, 2023

Martinez39s:
@Regex
I am currently on WhatsApp. Where you dey?

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:41pm On Jan 07, 2023*

Red pilling hare brained boys (Lol!) I kinda like it here. So...where do we start? Where is dude that thinks as if salvation is between the thighs of a woman? Maltina abi Maltinez? Oya o...com shoot your shots.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:37pm On Jan 07, 2023

Nyascobar1414:
Hellelujah nii, Amen ko!

either na red pill o or red capsule o...my JESUS is LORD. You had better give your life to HIM. No let all this cheap small small girls scatter your tomorrow.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:17pm On Jan 07, 2023

Nyascobar1414:
Go deceive your gullible followers,Oponu!

lol! Very funny. Red piller ko...white piller ni.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:07pm On Jan 07, 2023

Nyascobar1414:
who the fvk cares about s.ex? All I'm saying is that you and your fellow christians are not holy and will never be holy.. Y'all are going to hell..

Fornication or adultery is the same thing as stealing and backbiting..

Copy that?

what did your mumma do to you?
Wanna talk about it?
I feel for you. You dont even know what hell is...obviously you been in it way too long. Now run and don't let me see you here again, fake ass mf.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:46pm On Jan 07, 2023

Nyascobar1414:
Fvkñ sinner claiming pastor..

Nigga, no Human is righteous, No Human will be righteous or Holy..
And if you ain't holy, you cant see the lord.. Y'all are going to hell dude.

boy, I sowed my wild oats while you was still figuring out proper fraction in your elementary. It didn't take me too long to figure you just another emotionally abused brother trying to impress loosers like you (lol!)
GOOD NEWS is.. there are still Queens out there (who cares the body count, no one was born righteous) who still holding it down major while y'all 'red pilling-dick for brains' still whinning "body counts". You should be in the Religeous section you. You need deliverance...life ain't all about sex.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:13pm On Jan 07, 2023

Meedon:
So, you are a pastor like me?

I'm a Pastor..yes. Good to have you on this kinda thread bro (lol!).
Piety is a signature trait of a christian sir. These thread stands for promiscuity as a new order. A whole lotta (misinformed/fake ass) misogynists wannabes.

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Phones › Re: Nokia 8 With Faulty Panel by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:44pm On Jan 07, 2023

chinae:
If you have Nokia 8 with faulty panel for sale , please check my sigi and Whatsapp me

the likelyhood of getting one is so so slim. Nokia and power ic/panel issues. Very fustrating.

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Tag All Fair Guys Handsome? (photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:33pm On Jan 07, 2023

I quickly checked if OP advertises bleaching cream. Any ways you look your best if she has fallen in love with you. If she's crushing on your handsome lite skin then there's an appearance she is yet to discern.

Romance › Re: Ex-boyfriend Caught At Married Woman’s House, Pretending To Be A Relative by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:52pm On Jan 06, 2023

jeromestarks:
You're too young and naive.
Fold your arms and learn boy.

now I find that so hillarious. I forgive you.

Romance › Re: Ex-boyfriend Caught At Married Woman’s House, Pretending To Be A Relative by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:15am On Jan 06, 2023

jeromestarks:
Once you're not the one who disvirgined her, she will fvck her ex under your roof.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

say you get 1 like sef shock me. Las las all of una go still gather calculate for that cheap brothel. Na nairaland una go dey make mouth. Virgin dey for hook up? Fake ass m.f.

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Phone/Internet Market › Re: Itel S16 For Sale At Giveaway Price by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:54am On Jan 06, 2023

mosho2good:
Are you still interested in it or not

on wedsday chief.

Phone/Internet Market › Re: Itel S16 For Sale At Giveaway Price by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:49am On Jan 06, 2023

mosho2good:
Itel S16 for sale
Phone has never been repair before
The screen is damaged and I've gotten another phone.
Price is 12k
Location is Lagos island
Call or Whatsapp me on 08086843386

we just spoke. I'm the guy from Ikorodu.

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