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Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap Lt. Col. N.B. Ahmed, Commanding Officer by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:07pm On Jan 09, 2023

[quote author=kingsceemark post=119869223][/quote]made in biafra poison

Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap Lt. Col. N.B. Ahmed, Commanding Officer by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:59pm On Jan 09, 2023

funshint:
Yorubas don't have your time. You're the only one fighting yourself.

iwo lo nda didirin lohun. When did Sahara News become a credible source of information? Set awon Biafra secret apologist lawon eleyi. After dem don loose dem go still go carry their flag where dem hide am.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:03am On Jan 08, 2023

miracood:
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Can u STFU?

i ain't even said a word, duh!

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:26am On Jan 08, 2023*

Martinez39s:
You quoted me before to reply, why did you change your mind? Nothing reasonable to say?

Naa! not exactly...I got something to say b, you see..my moniker doesn't mean I am your 'Daddy GO' (I am not your pastor, Mr Redpill) . I won't have to copy and paste insults to respond to you. Infact I feel for you. I state a case for chastity for right thinking peaple, I understand you don't have the right mindset to comprehend my post. I am not your pseudo prophet okay. I also understand that yet again you cannot differentiate a moral agent from your 'dick em all' nuiscance friends, your not understanding values can't be my fault (you're just a reflection of failed parentage). You're so transparent, I feel for you, your gf (spouse) and your daughter (if you have any) redpiller.

Let's call it truce, and if otherwise...

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:55pm On Jan 07, 2023*

Martinez39s:
You quoted me before to reply, why did you change your mind? Nothing reasonable to say?

Did you miss me? I had to do some other stuff...now I feel y'all pain. There are other stuff besides nairaland (do you know that Matt?)
Sorry...but Im not your pastor (lol) not in a way you think.

Did you attend a boys only boarding school? I have met your kind befor.
You have a very high libido that is at par with a sadistic pleasure of jilting/breaking vulnerable women. You been emotionally molested and all this 'rp' agression is just because you fear any woman that may demand what you don't have to offer (obviously). You can start a life by deleting that inferiority complex off your mind, delete your mojos, be sincere with yoself and learn to be loved. Not all relationship comes with a price tag. Be humble.

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Romance › Re: [part 3] RED-PILL MEMES For Redpillers' Entertainment! by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:53pm On Jan 07, 2023

Martinez39s:
@Regex

I am currently on WhatsApp. Where you dey?

i ain't no pastor just as much as you ain`t no red piller...gay.

Romance › Re: [part 3] RED-PILL MEMES For Redpillers' Entertainment! by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:51pm On Jan 07, 2023

Martinez39s:
@Regex
I am currently on WhatsApp. Where you dey?

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:41pm On Jan 07, 2023*

Red pilling hare brained boys (Lol!) I kinda like it here. So...where do we start? Where is dude that thinks as if salvation is between the thighs of a woman? Maltina abi Maltinez? Oya o...com shoot your shots.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:37pm On Jan 07, 2023

Nyascobar1414:
Hellelujah nii, Amen ko!

either na red pill o or red capsule o...my JESUS is LORD. You had better give your life to HIM. No let all this cheap small small girls scatter your tomorrow.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:17pm On Jan 07, 2023

Nyascobar1414:
Go deceive your gullible followers,Oponu!

lol! Very funny. Red piller ko...white piller ni.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:07pm On Jan 07, 2023

Nyascobar1414:
who the fvk cares about s.ex? All I'm saying is that you and your fellow christians are not holy and will never be holy.. Y'all are going to hell..

Fornication or adultery is the same thing as stealing and backbiting..

Copy that?

what did your mumma do to you?
Wanna talk about it?
I feel for you. You dont even know what hell is...obviously you been in it way too long. Now run and don't let me see you here again, fake ass mf.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:46pm On Jan 07, 2023

Nyascobar1414:
Fvkñ sinner claiming pastor..

Nigga, no Human is righteous, No Human will be righteous or Holy..
And if you ain't holy, you cant see the lord.. Y'all are going to hell dude.

boy, I sowed my wild oats while you was still figuring out proper fraction in your elementary. It didn't take me too long to figure you just another emotionally abused brother trying to impress loosers like you (lol!)
GOOD NEWS is.. there are still Queens out there (who cares the body count, no one was born righteous) who still holding it down major while y'all 'red pilling-dick for brains' still whinning "body counts". You should be in the Religeous section you. You need deliverance...life ain't all about sex.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:13pm On Jan 07, 2023

Meedon:
So, you are a pastor like me?

I'm a Pastor..yes. Good to have you on this kinda thread bro (lol!).
Piety is a signature trait of a christian sir. These thread stands for promiscuity as a new order. A whole lotta (misinformed/fake ass) misogynists wannabes.

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Phones › Re: Nokia 8 With Faulty Panel by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:44pm On Jan 07, 2023

chinae:
If you have Nokia 8 with faulty panel for sale , please check my sigi and Whatsapp me

the likelyhood of getting one is so so slim. Nokia and power ic/panel issues. Very fustrating.

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Tag All Fair Guys Handsome? (photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:33pm On Jan 07, 2023

I quickly checked if OP advertises bleaching cream. Any ways you look your best if she has fallen in love with you. If she's crushing on your handsome lite skin then there's an appearance she is yet to discern.

Romance › Re: Ex-boyfriend Caught At Married Woman’s House, Pretending To Be A Relative by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:52pm On Jan 06, 2023

jeromestarks:
You're too young and naive.
Fold your arms and learn boy.

now I find that so hillarious. I forgive you.

Romance › Re: Ex-boyfriend Caught At Married Woman’s House, Pretending To Be A Relative by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:15am On Jan 06, 2023

jeromestarks:
Once you're not the one who disvirgined her, she will fvck her ex under your roof.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

say you get 1 like sef shock me. Las las all of una go still gather calculate for that cheap brothel. Na nairaland una go dey make mouth. Virgin dey for hook up? Fake ass m.f.

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Phone/Internet Market › Re: Itel S16 For Sale At Giveaway Price by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:54am On Jan 06, 2023

mosho2good:
Are you still interested in it or not

on wedsday chief.

Phone/Internet Market › Re: Itel S16 For Sale At Giveaway Price by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:49am On Jan 06, 2023

mosho2good:
Itel S16 for sale
Phone has never been repair before
The screen is damaged and I've gotten another phone.
Price is 12k
Location is Lagos island
Call or Whatsapp me on 08086843386

we just spoke. I'm the guy from Ikorodu.

Food › Re: How To Cook A Very Delicious Coconut Rice (Photos, Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:46pm On Jan 05, 2023

I want to be your husband's friend. I go like to dey celebrate with una...with my big food warmer handy. Blessed home.

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Travel › Re: LASTMA Officer Spotted Dancing While Controlling Traffic (Video, Pictures) by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:42am On Jan 04, 2023

post=119690653:
Do whatever makes you happy in life.

You

Only

Live

Once.

Bros, that would be grilled bbq. If you can make it happen, it would be 'manna' from heaven and you will be a medium of blessing (thank GOD for courier delivery). Just say the word.

Family › Re: A Word Of Encouragement Please by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:26am On Jan 04, 2023

Oh sh*t! I hope you were not hurt?
What happened?
So sorry sis.
Oops! (pardon my manners) HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Smile like Queen that you are, what's in store for you this 2023 is way more than spilled pepper sauce (I use a 2.0 focal lens though...as we have here, I accidentally sat on it last night). You will meet helpers of your destiny in Jesus name. It is well.

My love to the kids.

Crime › Re: First Transgender Inmate In The US Set To Die By Lethal Injection by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:16am On Jan 04, 2023

Lateefadewale:
Degrading others who hold a different view from yours is not necessary, important or helpful.

Dewale...I kept values (as handed over to me from pious parents & rich cultural values), what happened to you b? Omo nibi-niran!. Okay o! You have the liberty to dress in female clothing and give blow jobs to younger boys if your soul desires. Insult me jare (I no dey vex).
P.S. JESUS IS COMING BACK SOON.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:03am On Jan 04, 2023

Meedon:
You capping real hard... You need a slow motion.

I never had to impress anyone than the one who pays me, I won't have to form woke on NL, I don't philander, I detest moral decadence ('red pilling') with all that pseudo ego tripping sh*t and most of all...I live to share values ("moral agent"...that what it's called, right?)

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Crime › Re: First Transgender Inmate In The US Set To Die By Lethal Injection by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:11pm On Jan 03, 2023

Lateefadewale:
Argue? I guess you misunderstand. Read again, slowly this time: shove your delusional beliefs down your throat and allow people live their lives without interference.

omo abi shon idinu. Who cares about you sef. E-diot.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:19pm On Jan 03, 2023

Meedon:
It doesn't matter bro.

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:15pm On Jan 03, 2023

Meedon:
It doesn't matter bro.

well if it doesn't just go ahead with your d*ck for brains self. Abi?

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Theme Of 2023 In Your Church by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:30pm On Jan 03, 2023

orisa37:
No to MUSLIM MUSLIM TICKET.

lol...You must be thinking rapture is in 9yrs time and Obi is your god.

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophetic Picture Of The Year 2023 By Daniel Olukoya (G.O Mfm Worldwide) by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:25pm On Jan 03, 2023

I do know...na where I dey go I face.

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:19pm On Jan 03, 2023*

There's more to life asides sex. This reply is dedicated to all male NLander that don't think with their d*ck

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