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Politics › Re: Naira: CBN Begs Nigerians, Vows To Stop POS ‘Extra’ Charges by Pastoshizzy(m):
Are these peaple listening?
Nigerians (resillient Naija peaple) are tired of myopic, mediocre and selfish economic policies that further worsen their travails. This same politicians have (all the while) been celebrating and applauding mediocrity as is visible and felt by the common masses.
Now they want to establish a GESTAPO method of silencing any manner of criticism or critic. While red tape will not allow the POS operator to cash in on the overbearing situation, the politicians are busy cashing in on everything (with their family members) cashable. Contracts ni...influence.
I detest politicians, all of them.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Need Cash Now – Osinbajo Speaks On Naira Scarcity by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:13am On Feb 04, 2023
Says the Vice president of a failed state.
A vp with a failed aspiration.
Patriotic saboteurs.
Everybody shouted "ole!", including the thief.
I detest politicians. All of them.
Romance › Re: A Letter To The Man With A Good Heart And Who Still Believes Much In Love..... by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:07am On Feb 04, 2023
Rayban25:
Get out of my mention you fool
No vex. I understand and feel for your type. SORRY ('abiiko/abishondinu')
Romance › Re: Brothel Hoes ! by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:53am On Feb 04, 2023
Endeavor to get married and live a responsible life. My little penny.
Romance › Re: A Letter To The Man With A Good Heart And Who Still Believes Much In Love..... by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:38am On Feb 04, 2023
Rayban25:
Go and tell that to your father...ode..oh its too late he passed it on to you
I will not (I refuse to) be infected with that your kind of radioactive malady (now that it is confirmed). I understand that you also have a strain of 'abiiko' malady. I forgive you...it's your parents' fault, okay.
Romance › Re: A Letter To The Man With A Good Heart And Who Still Believes Much In Love..... by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:15am On Feb 04, 2023
Rayban25:
Your cv has been rejected...you go tey for your papa house
You are obviously another e-diot. Can you fathom how everybody seems to easily arrive at that conclusion?
Your stoopidity just might be the radioactive type. May GOD deliver your children (from hereditory traits) and give you small sense too.
Best of luck.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:00pm On Feb 03, 2023
luminouz:
Nope...my folks are still together.
the reason they're still together is because they are 2 imperfect peaple that are ready to forget past issues and come to terms with the factors of marital longevity and raising kids that would meet up with expectations (it has nothing to do with mumma sowing wild oats).
This alpha male vs simp sh×t DOES NOT depict half of what it takes to keep a relationship and on the long run reap the benefits...to be realistic.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Shortage Of Eggs In UK by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:36pm On Feb 03, 2023
How does this relate with the price of egg in my hood? In abundance but inaffordable for majority of the masses. UK will rectify the anomaly in weeks/days, when will naija sort their many many issues. I pray for a divine intervention. I'm unable to trust politicians...anyone of em.
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Takes A Bus Ride In Ekiti (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:15pm On Feb 03, 2023
Who cares if he rides on a camel. Na wetin go relieve naija of this intense owu wey dey blow us be that?
Romance › Re: Peter Obi's Wife Is Too Sexy (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:16am On Feb 03, 2023
SultanOfPuna:
Even at her age, I go dive in rawww kiss
Good enough to you for sex e-diot. Not good enough to be my first lady.
Education › Re: Tiger Caught on CCTV Sends Joburg Nursery Into Lockdown (PICS) by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:07am On Feb 03, 2023
jeromestarks:
This is how single mothers are roaming looking for a man to hinge their problems on.
Never marry a single mothers, just fvck and let others fvck her.

There is a reason why men didn't stay in her life. Don't carry wahala that your generation can't solve.


A woman you did not disvirgin will always fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will train another man's child.
Be wise and marry a virgin.
says the "marry a virgin today" crusader.
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: We Will Unmask Aso Villa Cabal Working Against Tinubu (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:00am On Feb 03, 2023
If...
Politics › Re: Protest In Lagos Over Scarcity Of New Naira Notes (video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:55am On Feb 03, 2023
Access bank...una no try at all.
Celebrities › Re: Leaked Sex Tape: Court Awards N5million Damages Against Singer Oxlade by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:35am On Feb 03, 2023
Akinsete19:
#5M for the attention he got
P×ssylade got served.
What was stoop thinking? they was gonna make him brand ambassador for pornhub?

Say NO to #sextortionists
Celebrities › Re: Leaked Sex Tape: Court Awards N5million Damages Against Singer Oxlade by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:18am On Feb 03, 2023
Transfered depression...back to sender...odeeshi (whatever you choose to call it) even if the sex left a sour taste, 5mil's gonna taste better.
Redpillers/Alpha males!
Observe and learn
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:29am On Feb 03, 2023
I burst out from the last line from you...you don't even know the half of it. Please sir, on a scale of 1 to 10 how was your parents' marriage? Have you ever been a victim of abuse or broken home?
luminouz:
Stay Pilled!!!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:22am On Feb 03, 2023
Why you go cook for Itoro naa. No be her mama get that buka near ya mama shop?

Itoro been living on redpillers since ever and ever (lol)
Romance › Re: Man Burst Into Tears At Hotel As He Nabs His Wife With Her Lover (video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:09am On Feb 03, 2023
It can be painful though. But, ain't got tears for a ho. Paternity tests is what that dude should be thinking about...the dude in the toilet would definately get a close up call from John Wick (fatality).
Phones › Re: Imagine You Receiving This As A Val Gift (Photo) by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:50am On Feb 03, 2023
GPS map/tracker to my heart o...you are welcome to try?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:52pm On Feb 02, 2023
Make I con play here small...[modified] Status Report: Redpillers are in hibernation. Process triggered by economic catalysts hence the need to evolve.
Sports › Re: Dozy Mmobuosi Is Set To Acquire Sheffield United In A £90 Million Deal by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:45pm On Feb 02, 2023
Ariwo sha.
Who e hep?
Phones › Re: What Is It With Refurbished Phones? by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:40pm On Feb 02, 2023
Johnchrix:
You can luckily find Amala inside, now that food is expensive!
i oughta sue you for laughing a sizeable portion of that deliciouse meat pie off my mouth...but I forgive cos e fit be Ikeja don show you.
Phones › Re: What Is It With Refurbished Phones? by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:35pm On Feb 02, 2023
Johnchrix:
You can luckily find Amala inside, now that food is expensive!
grin
Johnchrix:
You can luckily find Amala inside, now that food is expensive!
Phones › Re: What Is It With Refurbished Phones? by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:33pm On Feb 02, 2023
'Refurbish' na oyinbo language. This is Naija! You gerrit?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m):
JESHAL:
A virgin has her alpha furck
A non- virgin has her alpha furck
A prostitute has her alpha furck
A married woman has her alpha furck

Women have the guy they have genuine desire for, the guy they want his seed, the guy they are ready to break rules for, ready to risk it all for, don't waste your time as a beta, don't be a provider and a means of survival for a woman as another man is tasting her pussy hole.
Hey! Chief Alpha. Your mumma proud of you? (with that kinda mindset). You got sisters?...daughter maybe? Somethings went wrong somewhere.
Wanna talk about it b?
Family › Re: Nairalander Needs Advice Regarding Mum And Wife by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:20pm On Feb 02, 2023
You need to cut some slack b. As a man, you're entitled (this I took from wise old men) to a certain degree of discretion. The mistake can still be managed. Don't change a mutual agreement with one statement. Being discreet does send wrong signals (that's why I used the word 'manage') even if you're not the philandering husband. Over the years women get to respect us for some discreet actions bourne out of love and peace. My advise is this: Firstly you bleep up letting your wife that deep into a preserved sanctity, that of the relationship between you and your parent. That needs to be corrected discreetly (no more forensic auditing). Let her spend her earning the way she dims fit. Secondly, let the last bedroom ruckus die quietly. Choke it with silence. Thirdly, it's a very minor incidence, get it off your mind and don't give the quarrel a foot hold. Stay blessed.
Food › Re: I Cooked Hot Rice And Stew For ₦ 700 As A Single Guy by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:00pm On Feb 02, 2023
OP thanks for the inspiration. I'm the only one home and am about to experiment with 1k. Since I have rice, I have a recipe. I'm an idiot for pomo by the way (lol). I ain't got to eat so much rubbish out there.
Crime › Re: Surulere Unrest: Lagos Police Declares Tajudeen Olanrewaju Bakare Wanted by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:33pm On Feb 02, 2023
High ranking Ogboni fraternity chief/diplomat with immunity and high end political ties. They will auction his properties, give him the proceeds, give a new id and relocate him to a choice country. Case closed. So pe o tilo..
Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Breaks Her Silence After A Traumatic Ordeal With Her Ex-lover. by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:07pm On Feb 02, 2023
Eeewoh!
You still get mouth to talk. 'Decency', that should be Empress' new found resolution. Her family members suppose don tell her say she dey disgrace them.
Celebrities › Re: Life Coach, Solomon Buchi Shares Photos From His Wedding To His Fianceé, Adeola by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:14am On Feb 02, 2023
A 'newly married' LIFE COACH?

Funny though.

Dude is about to start new overhaul training.
I find the word amusing- 'LIFE COACH'...never heard of him befor, propably one of these hillarious 'a dime a dozen' OAPs.
Wishing him a happy wedded life.
Travel › Re: Pictures From My Trip To Genting Highlands In Malaysia by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:57pm On Feb 01, 2023
Coz you never reach Cotonou befor no mean say OP downloaded google pics (for what sef?). Well...bad belle get it's good side sha, ask Portable.
Family › Re: ##### Airtime Giveaway (January Edition): 1k Airtime Each For 15 People by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:30am On Feb 01, 2023
9mobile 09082602124. God bless you.

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