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Politics › Re: Protest In Lagos Over Scarcity Of New Naira Notes (video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:55am On Feb 03, 2023

Access bank...una no try at all.

Celebrities › Re: Leaked Sex Tape: Court Awards N5million Damages Against Singer Oxlade by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:35am On Feb 03, 2023

Akinsete19:
#5M for the attention he got

P×ssylade got served.
What was stoop thinking? they was gonna make him brand ambassador for pornhub?

Say NO to #sextortionists

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Celebrities › Re: Leaked Sex Tape: Court Awards N5million Damages Against Singer Oxlade by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:18am On Feb 03, 2023

Transfered depression...back to sender...odeeshi (whatever you choose to call it) even if the sex left a sour taste, 5mil's gonna taste better.
Redpillers/Alpha males!
Observe and learn

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:29am On Feb 03, 2023

I burst out from the last line from you...you don't even know the half of it. Please sir, on a scale of 1 to 10 how was your parents' marriage? Have you ever been a victim of abuse or broken home?

luminouz:
Stay Pilled!!!!

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:22am On Feb 03, 2023

Why you go cook for Itoro naa. No be her mama get that buka near ya mama shop?

Itoro been living on redpillers since ever and ever (lol)

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Romance › Re: Man Burst Into Tears At Hotel As He Nabs His Wife With Her Lover (video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:09am On Feb 03, 2023

It can be painful though. But, ain't got tears for a ho. Paternity tests is what that dude should be thinking about...the dude in the toilet would definately get a close up call from John Wick (fatality).

Phones › Re: Imagine You Receiving This As A Val Gift (Photo) by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:50am On Feb 03, 2023

GPS map/tracker to my heart o...you are welcome to try?

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:52pm On Feb 02, 2023

Make I con play here small...[modified] Status Report: Redpillers are in hibernation. Process triggered by economic catalysts hence the need to evolve.

Sports › Re: Dozy Mmobuosi Is Set To Acquire Sheffield United In A £90 Million Deal by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:45pm On Feb 02, 2023

Ariwo sha.
Who e hep?

Phones › Re: What Is It With Refurbished Phones? by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:40pm On Feb 02, 2023

Johnchrix:
You can luckily find Amala inside, now that food is expensive!

i oughta sue you for laughing a sizeable portion of that deliciouse meat pie off my mouth...but I forgive cos e fit be Ikeja don show you.

Phones › Re: What Is It With Refurbished Phones? by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:35pm On Feb 02, 2023

Johnchrix:
You can luckily find Amala inside, now that food is expensive!

Johnchrix:
You can luckily find Amala inside, now that food is expensive!

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Phones › Re: What Is It With Refurbished Phones? by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:33pm On Feb 02, 2023

'Refurbish' na oyinbo language. This is Naija! You gerrit?

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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:29pm On Feb 02, 2023*

JESHAL:
A virgin has her alpha furck
A non- virgin has her alpha furck
A prostitute has her alpha furck
A married woman has her alpha furck

Women have the guy they have genuine desire for, the guy they want his seed, the guy they are ready to break rules for, ready to risk it all for, don't waste your time as a beta, don't be a provider and a means of survival for a woman as another man is tasting her pussy hole.

Hey! Chief Alpha. Your mumma proud of you? (with that kinda mindset). You got sisters?...daughter maybe? Somethings went wrong somewhere.
Wanna talk about it b?

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Family › Re: Nairalander Needs Advice Regarding Mum And Wife by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:20pm On Feb 02, 2023

You need to cut some slack b. As a man, you're entitled (this I took from wise old men) to a certain degree of discretion. The mistake can still be managed. Don't change a mutual agreement with one statement. Being discreet does send wrong signals (that's why I used the word 'manage') even if you're not the philandering husband. Over the years women get to respect us for some discreet actions bourne out of love and peace. My advise is this: Firstly you bleep up letting your wife that deep into a preserved sanctity, that of the relationship between you and your parent. That needs to be corrected discreetly (no more forensic auditing). Let her spend her earning the way she dims fit. Secondly, let the last bedroom ruckus die quietly. Choke it with silence. Thirdly, it's a very minor incidence, get it off your mind and don't give the quarrel a foot hold. Stay blessed.

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Food › Re: I Cooked Hot Rice And Stew For ₦ 700 As A Single Guy by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:00pm On Feb 02, 2023

OP thanks for the inspiration. I'm the only one home and am about to experiment with 1k. Since I have rice, I have a recipe. I'm an idiot for pomo by the way (lol). I ain't got to eat so much rubbish out there.

Crime › Re: Surulere Unrest: Lagos Police Declares Tajudeen Olanrewaju Bakare Wanted by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:33pm On Feb 02, 2023

High ranking Ogboni fraternity chief/diplomat with immunity and high end political ties. They will auction his properties, give him the proceeds, give a new id and relocate him to a choice country. Case closed. So pe o tilo..

Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Breaks Her Silence After A Traumatic Ordeal With Her Ex-lover. by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:07pm On Feb 02, 2023

Eeewoh!
You still get mouth to talk. 'Decency', that should be Empress' new found resolution. Her family members suppose don tell her say she dey disgrace them.

Celebrities › Re: Life Coach, Solomon Buchi Shares Photos From His Wedding To His Fianceé, Adeola by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:14am On Feb 02, 2023

A 'newly married' LIFE COACH?

Funny though.

Dude is about to start new overhaul training.
I find the word amusing- 'LIFE COACH'...never heard of him befor, propably one of these hillarious 'a dime a dozen' OAPs.
Wishing him a happy wedded life.

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Travel › Re: Pictures From My Trip To Genting Highlands In Malaysia by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:57pm On Feb 01, 2023

Coz you never reach Cotonou befor no mean say OP downloaded google pics (for what sef?). Well...bad belle get it's good side sha, ask Portable.

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Family › Re: ##### Airtime Giveaway (January Edition): 1k Airtime Each For 15 People by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:30am On Feb 01, 2023

9mobile 09082602124. God bless you.

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:04pm On Jan 31, 2023*

Meedon:
Yo... Kapping hard bro...

cap koh...hat ni.
Na peaple wey get exposure and experience pass you dey call 'cap', abi?

Thank goodness this 'redpill fart' won't smell outside this thread.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Merry Christmas! Anyone Struggling To Feed Today? by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:52pm On Jan 31, 2023

Pls bro, you would be helping my family and I a great deal by helping us get drugs for my wife. We were discharged over the weekend. As of today (now), we're looking at 5k. Pls bro.
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Have An Exciting Idea For What To Do With An Urgent 2k? by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:11pm On Jan 30, 2023

Unlimitk:
With 2k I will buy 500 naira food in morning and night for two days Till I collect salary on the 1st of February Basically it's for stomach infrastructure
2678738418 zenith bank Thanks

you deserve a shot b. God bless your hussle.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Have An Exciting Idea For What To Do With An Urgent 2k? by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:09pm On Jan 30, 2023

SodiumValproate:
Na to collect BJ and doggy for one lungu from Siofra or Sweetplum.

They never disappoint

you are evicted. Your sense of humour is vulgar, hence disgusting.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Have An Exciting Idea For What To Do With An Urgent 2k? by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:04pm On Jan 30, 2023

[quote author=Tirips post=120477965]Interested
Very simple!
I'll use the money to buy you a lovely gift for valentine ☺️
Be my Val

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Have An Exciting Idea For What To Do With An Urgent 2k? by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:29am On Jan 30, 2023

That's just the amount I need to get to that prayer mountain. Let us pray for our nation for a GOD fearing leader.
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Woman Dies One Month After Her Wedding (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:29am On Jan 27, 2023*

Death comes without warning. Then what happens to the spirit ?...the real you. Accept JESUS CHRIST as your Lord and saviour today, for only in Him will you find peace, increase and the totalty of a victor (T/C: faith in GOD's word, obedience..). May GOD in His mercy console the grieved in JESUS name.

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Politics › Re: Obasanjo: MKO Abiola Was Denied Presidency Because Of ‘Bad Belle’ by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:26am On Jan 19, 2023*

'Bad Belle Recipe'. OBJ is one of the peaple that invented this divide and rule toxic drug (they should ask him what his own role was as of the time MKO was still campaining).
It was better sef as of that time. Now these old politicans are selling it at a cheap rate and youths are ingesting this drug of prejudice through social media (facts are being re-engineered to exonorate theirselves as dem don dey near their graves). A populace filled with tribal hatered, prejudice and hypocritism. You can listen to that papa...definately not me.

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Crime › Re: Lady Shares Her Story After She Was Kidnapped By One Chance In Rivers State by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:15am On Jan 19, 2023

SouthSouth1914:
Is this a joke? Lagos has continued to fall below performance in security, infact especially security.., do you know the number of celebrities under attack each day by traffic robbers?

Please do not embarrass yourself. I used to live in Chevron, and commute to mainland. The security in Lagos is a mess!

The police only do their job in connivance with agbero when you contravene traffic laws. Nothing more than this!

Every densely populated metropolis has that challenge. The first time I saw someone mugged was in Bronx, NY (even their policing was far more sophisticated, Yankee Stadium axis o) and that was 1983. I won't say Lagos is totally crime free but with the high spate of kidnapping, herdsmen/rustler banditory, peaple getting burnt in their homes and unknown gunmen erwhere...me thinks Lagos far better. In the least, our delinquents don't go around brandishing AKs or Tech 9s

Crime › Re: Lady Shares Her Story After She Was Kidnapped By One Chance In Rivers State by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:27am On Jan 19, 2023

SouthSouth1914:
Haha! Most of the gruesome cases are in Lagos!

mischief.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I On The Verge Of Committing Suicide by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:14am On Jan 19, 2023

I was feeling like OP not too long ago. My wife n daughter out of tlc has grinded beans for moinmoin. I see carton of flavoured custard. Life is sweet (especially with milk on that custard, chai !)

Anyways, Nairalanders...I'm in dire need of a DRIVING JOB in KETU, IRAWO, IKORODU axis or a job that provides ACCOMODATION.

I am good and very comfortable with my job (I would know what's expected of me). I am also proactive and diligent.

My number is zero eight zero nine eight two sixty twenty one twenty four (voice call). Thank you.

Romance › Re: Kenyan Men Have An Average Of 7 Sexual Partners — New Survey by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:39pm On Jan 18, 2023

What should we now do?...congratulate HIV?
Mediocre survey report sponsored by desperate incompetent bloggers. NL, juice no dey this one o.

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