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Christianity EtcRe: Share your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op): 10:02pm On Apr 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Again ....Here's what God said ... He called NO Man to be pastors or mogs over you - Ezekiel 34 vs 1 - 16 & John 10 vs 1 - 16 undecided

All those men who pretend to be pastors and mogs as instead the very false prophets and false teachers that Jesus Christ warned you to steer clear of lest they deceive you with their lies - Matthew 15 vs 1 - 14 and Mark 7 vs 1 - 13 undecided

The only True Teacher is Jesus Christ. The only Truth of God is Jesus Christ - He alone is God's message and Messenger to you. - Matthew 23 vs 8 -10 undecided


If what God Himself declared means nothing to do simply because you would rather hold on tight to the men you consider "great" to your life, then your issue isn't knowing about God. You need first decide if God is even worth anything to you to begin with, compared to your "great" men that is. undecided
Senseless, pointless, rude and abstract contribution. All because you want to sound intelligent. You should have stayed off on this one lucif (ooops!) kobomarley.
Christianity EtcRe: Share your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op): 9:53pm On Apr 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Umm.... the Kobo is the unit of current in Nigeria.
CURRENCY...who buy you android sef? E for let you pass WAEC first. You better find another lane...lucifer.
Christianity EtcRe: Share your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op): 9:50pm On Apr 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Umm.... the Kobo is the unit of current in Nigeria. lipsrsealed

Again, I ask, what are you high on abeg! undecided
Please Share Your Experience On How To Know GOD Has Called You To Be A Pastor...olodo!
Na so una dey fail English. Kobo ko..naira ni. Amugbo werey!
Christianity EtcRe: Share your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op): 9:42pm On Apr 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Again I ask you what are you high on? undecided
Definitely not "Kobo"...is that a name of a new narcotics you juveniles get hooked on. Now I wish they would ban you Mr Junkie. You're so rude. Please go and speak grammar to your underage girl friends. I expect the worst from you. It reflects a lot more than you can imagine. I have other things to do asides nairaland. Once again..go play.
Christianity EtcRe: Share your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op): 9:24pm On Apr 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
What in the world are you high on abeg?
Not everyone on nairaland is a drug addict. Stay sober..God bless you.
Christianity EtcRe: Share your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op): 9:16pm On Apr 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
What in the world are you high on abeg? undecided
Didn't your parents teach you manners? That's no way to address people.
Christianity EtcRe: Share your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op): 9:08pm On Apr 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
That's moniker... so? undecided
I don't feel like responding to you any longer. The post isn't about you. I requested contribution that would enlighten me. I hate to argue with junkies (either dollar or kobo.. junkies), so please excuse me. Thank you.
Christianity EtcRe: Share your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op): 9:03pm On Apr 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
A thoroughbred what? Eejit? undecided
says "Kobo junkie"
Christianity EtcRe: Share your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op): 8:58pm On Apr 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Satan does not care about you so stop using him as excuse to avoid God's Truth as presented to you in scripture, all so you can continue to feed from the vomit that is the lies of men. undecided

Brainwash you by showing you scripture?, undecided
uhm! I get it..satan cares about you. Guy! You don't have what it takes to put up a good argument/make a point. I'll rather avoid you..but you're determined to impress whoever. Go play, okay!
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Agrees To Meet Zelensky In Person For Peace Talks by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:51pm On Apr 29, 2022
baralatie:
That is why I am pissed with zelensky!
A whole country up in flames and smoke because of NATO ambitions!
Nigerians who went to school there are in perplex mentality!
Bread is something else in Nigeria because Russia cannot sell it's wheat
Fuel is another problem because Russia will rather sell to China
All.sorts of economic bruhaha!

All because zelensky find it difficult to say Ukraine is nuetral and we are concerned about Russia security fears!
Do you know anything about the call of God to service ?
Or better still create a post on how to end Russian/Ukraine war...stop quoting me.
Christianity EtcRe: Share your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op): 8:43pm On Apr 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
A thoroughbred what? Eejit? undecided
.. whatever... didn't I say "go play"?
Christianity EtcRe: Share your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op): 8:35pm On Apr 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Again.....1. Even unbelievers have such "testimonies" this since God pours out His mercy everyday on even the wicked and the ungrateful. So these "testimonies" are in no way unique to you or your family. undecided

2. And what I am telling you that most all of that knowledge are instead lies fed you by men who sought to deceive you away from the very Truth of God. Jesus Christ warned you that they will come to you using His name to do wonders but in the end, He will cast them away since they never belonged to Him. undecided

3. Satan does not care about you so stop using him as excuse to avoid God's Truth as presented to you in scripture, all so you can continue to feed from the vomit that is the lies of men. undecided

Brainwash you by showing you scripture?, undecided
What was the first thing satan spoke to Jesus on his first confrontation...the scriptures. I'm a thoroughbred okay. Check the post title again and go play elsewhere.
Christianity EtcRe: Share your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op): 8:32pm On Apr 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
GOINTO, it considered rude to type up what constitutes a mess, without so much as spacing or paragraphs to aide readers in deciphering the thoughts contained. . undecided
and you.. grammar is going to get you into mess. I want to hear from people who are Christians.. genuine Christians. Even as a grammatical atheist..you lack enough clout to convince me enough to denounce my faith. I take it you're still learning the ropes to 'godlessness'. Go ahead troll on someone else post. Please ehn!
Christianity EtcRe: Share your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op): 8:23pm On Apr 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
1. Even unbelievers have such "testimonies" this since God pours out His mercy everyday on even the wicked and the ungrateful. So these "testimonies" are in no way unique to you or your family. undecided

2. And what I am telling you that most all of that knowledge are instead lies fed you by men who sought to deceive you away from the very Truth of God. Jesus Christ warned you that they will come to you using His name to do wonders but in the end, He will cast them away since they never belonged to Him. undecided

3. Satan does not care about you so stop using him as excuse to avoid God's Truth as presented to you in scripture, all so you can continue to feed from the vomit that is the lies of men. undecided
Yoh Junky!... you're the same anti-christ dude shey! Your brand of kolo I refuse to read. You don't even know half of it (testimonies). But please next time if you don't have something factual to contribute (within the context) buzz off okay. Get someone else to brainwash okay.
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Favourite Bible Quotes by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:54pm On Apr 29, 2022
AntiChristian:
I'm not an atheist. I'm a Muslim. You are wrong!
Since you are a Muslim, you have a periphery of Christian religion. If you claim to worship God in Spirit..my next question is, which spirit? (there are diverse deceptive spirits in man). Your knowledge of Christianity is anargumentative concept you have kept just to show superiority of your religion. I don't blame you. I know a lot of Christians like you okay. You're welcome.
Christianity EtcRe: Share your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op): 4:43pm On Apr 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Here's what God said ... He called NO Man to be pastors or mogs over you - Ezekiel 34 vs 1 - 16 & John 10 vs 1 - 16 undecided

All those men who pretend to be pastors and mogs as instead the very false prophets and false teachers that Jesus Christ warned you to steer clear of lest they deceive you with their lies - Matthew 15 vs 1 - 14 and Mark 7 vs 1 - 13 undecided

The only True Teacher is Jesus Christ. The only Truth of God is Jesus Christ - He alone is God's message and Messenger to you. - Matthew 23 vs 8 -10 undecided
Like I said. I have good reasons to have faith in our Lord Jesus Christ. I also mentioned testimonies of what God has been doing for my family and I. Most of my knowledge of what faith in Jesus means and His power were handed over by great men of God, whom I can testify to God's grace over them to teach (like I said..in Spirit and in truth) and please I'm also cautious of the fact satan has and will always try to coveth the very words of God Himself.
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Favourite Bible Quotes by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:32pm On Apr 29, 2022
AntiChristian:
Christian means those who follow Christ. But was Christ a Christian? No! Did he practice Christianity? No! So who brainwashed me? And i'm not embittered. I just quote Bible verses!



Was there ever a country founded on "Christianity"? We only have those run by Christians! The Muslim countries like Libya and Iraq were toppled by those western forces that brought Christianity here.

And Jesus never for once requested for my life any one's life!
I just said it..you sir are an atheist. You just stepped out of context. Go back and read again (the post). Okay!
Christianity EtcShare your experience on God's calling you into ministry by Pastoshizzy(op):
I want to expand my knowledge as regards a crucial part of the church and it's workers (Clergyhood) as a Christian.

I've had a lot of people talk about THE CALL OF GOD and all cases I've heard seems to vary. Off course it's obvious there is an increase in misinterpretation as regards the topic which can translate to frustration and falsehood as we have everywhere today.

I understand some people are not called in divinity (spiritual experience) but study and acquire certificates to be Pastors, Evangelists, Clergy Teachers, Apostles and Prophets. But I refer to people that claim to experience the call of God from God Himself.

I've had personal testimonies of my own that are extraordinary (supernatural) happenings in which I can attribute each one of them to the grace and mercy of God. Hence, my faith is enhanced through these happenings. And I must confess I wouldn't settle for less (JESUS is Lord!). So atheists..back off!

Which brings me to the question.

How do you know God is calling you or has called you to serve Him in Spirit and in truth?
Or do you know of someone close to you that can be a yardstick of genuine call from God. I and a whole lot of people ignorant of this divine experience may benefit from your contribution in several ways. Thank you.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Your Good Idea God’s Idea? by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:43am On Apr 29, 2022
SonofIssachar:
The interesting true-life conversation below between a father and his five-year-old son underscores the importance of running our good idea on the litmus of divine will and agenda. The dialogue was narrated by the father:

Driving down to my office with my five-year-old son, we drove past Domino Pizza/Coldstone Ice cream.

Son: Daddy, I want to check out that Coldstone Ice cream.

Father: Uh, okay. Maybe we will when we’re going home.

About 3 hours later, I actually forgot and took another route on our way home. On sighting Fountain, he realised we did not pass the Coldstone route.

Son: But, daddy, I said I wanted to check out Coldstone Ice cream!

Father: Oops! Sorry, I forgot.

Son: Can’t we go back?

Father: Sorry, son. No chance. Maybe next time we’ll go there.

Son: Ok… [not so happy]

Some minutes later, whilst still thinking about the encounter.

Father: But, son, you said you wanted to “check out” the ice cream, right?

Son: Yes, dad.

Father: If we had gone there, who would have paid for the ice cream?

He looked stunned for some seconds.

Son: You, of course!

Father: But it wasn’t my idea that we check out ice cream. The idea was yours. Why should I be the one to pay?

The natural, logical answer.

Son: Because you’re my daddy.

Father: Yes, I am. But that doesn’t mean that I have to pay for it just because you want it.

Silence….

Lesson: Now, isn’t that the way we get with God? Yes, He is our Father, and a very loving Father at that. But does that mean He is bound to provide resources for all our whimsical ideas, dreams, business, ambitions, projects, desires, etc?

How many times do we get stunned like that little boy when God decided to look the other way rather than cater to our whims, even though we are very excited about them and cannot wait to get cracking with them? Is your good idea God’s idea? Remember, if it’s not His idea, then God is not obligated to power it. If He did not commission it, He may not sponsor it, and if it is not His will, it will not be on His bill. And this has nothing to with whether He loves us or not.

Meditation: Do not be like the horse or like the mule, Which have no understanding, Which must be harnessed with bit and bridle, Else they will not come near you. – Psalm 32:9

You will succeed in Jesus Name!
Amen, thanks b.
I may ask for your (personally) advice on an issue bothering me but I don't want any bad mouth chooking into my matter.
I love your posts.
RomanceRe: Dear Women Yul Edochie Is Not To Be Blamed Rather The Said Second Wife. See why. by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:31am On Apr 29, 2022
MadamVanessa:
To be very candid , Yul second wife should be blame for everything and not Yul . When Yul started making advances on her, she should've resisted him and remind him that he's married but what did she do? she opens her legs immediately for Yul . Not only did she opened her legs for Yul, she allowed Yul to go raw on her. The ulterior motive she had , finally manifested and the plan she had works out perfectly as planned.
A whole situation can happen in a marriage where joy has gone on vacation or communication has been broken.
There's nothing more demeaning than an unhappy marriage. If you're not giving the difference between you and your loved one enough time to MANAGE YOUR DIFFERENCES (for whatever reasons) then anyone could come along to captain your ship. A tired man or woman (tired of circumstances revolving around their relationship) won't back out from the chemistry of 'falling' in again. If the situation is beyond redemption then it takes a real man to expand. Some of these things are beyond negotiations. I've seen women take so much for granted before the whole situation explodes then they start "pity-partying".
I support Yul. In the least he didn't fight for a 'rofo-rofo' divorce. That's how it should play out. A typical African scenario..a mature one.
Christianity EtcRe: Divination by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:02am On Apr 29, 2022
PastorAIO:
The fact remains, there is a difference between divination and mediumship.

If you take a closer look at the types of threads I create you'll realise that I'm actually Anti-Satan, anti-hypocrites, and anti-liars. If you can avoid these traits you'll have nothing to fear from me.

You and the cult guy have come with quite an elaborate scheme of land spirits marine spirits and all what not. Simple request of how you arrived at this knowledge and you start to chew your teeth and accuse me of being anti-christian. Were you and your cult friend lying when you made your posts or is there a real foundation to the theories you espouse?
There's room for anyone to learn something new. The people I'm most uncomfortable with are people who don't have as much experience as you do but are more endowed with grammatical ability to confuse you that have been there. A man was a life time victim of the same topic (Divination), he was delivered.. became a walking encyclopaedia on the topic, now one alecky smart dude wants a biography as explanation. Anyway, after sampling opinions I have come to conclusion that ignorance is bliss when you have the right camouflage to cover it. Learn ! It's not that bad.
Christianity EtcRe: Divination by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:51am On Apr 29, 2022
saynotocultism:
@OP. Yes they do . But Let me try to break it down ......

The Two Most common Method for this are,

The Land Witches and spirits
The Marine Spirit

For You to be able to communicate using the Land Witches, You have to cast the spell and this is what most native doctors have done before setting a place for the spirit to dwell which you see mostly as the shrine. There two kinds of Land spirits that passes information to them. The roaming spirits and stagnant ones. Most of them possess the stagnant ones which is mostly present in the them and also in the idol. The Roaming one moves around with the one that cast it . One of the requirement needed to cast this spell from my place is the wrapper of a dead witch above 70yrs. In some places, you need a new born baby . Some of the native doctors climb higher in hierarchy by sacrificing a baby girl not more than 2 yrs . Some of them pledge their children to the spirit and they all die in a mysterious way.

The Marine spirit is the most difficult of all process and it involves initiation into the marine world. Mostly the first order and they usually do not go above that but there is a price for the first order. You see some native doctors with rings on their legs on their legs. some have 6 rings and the number of rings shows the number of orders in the marine kingdom. For them to hear directly from the marine world, they have to belong to the 1st order and pledge their loyalty to the order.

In Delta state, you see the marine initiates all over the place and they are usually called igbe. A native doctor can also possess the marine power and land spirit but the land spirit has to be the stagnant one. The native doctor has to take the idol of the and spirit to a different place as they cannot stay together with the marine altar. When you visit a native doctor, you will see a table covered with a white clothe, a white basin, flowers , powders, baby dolls and the native doctor puts on rings on his legs, then he has paid the price for the first order which is normally an unborn child.

Please stay away from those places, your destiny can be given to the highest bidder.
How can I ever thank you enough. Thanks for the enlightenment.
Christianity EtcRe: Dr. Sam Adeyemi by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:36am On Apr 29, 2022
Praxis758:
This pastor has not been physically present in his Daystar headquarters for over a year now.

Could he be using this as a part of his leadership coaching for the self reliability of the church in in absence?

He should come out plain if he’s no more into church pastoring and want to face his business leadership coaching.
As much as I loved his teachings and his method (charisma), I can't agree more with you bro. I stopped attending church services in that church cause I needed a testimony of power as of old (not grammar and definitely not complacency) to forge ahead in my spiritual walk with Jesus. But then COVID pandemic morphed the church...but should it morph the leader. I hate to suggest this but he's achieved everything he set out to achieve as a Senior Pastor, now he is diversifying. Until when I have a better conclusion on what Daystar has become I maintain my opinion. I stand to be corrected though.
Christianity Etc. by Pastoshizzy(op):
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: .. by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:18pm On Apr 11, 2022
phutarian:
You don't have a money problem or skill problem, your problem is not taking action with what you have.

God has really blessed you with skills that many people are paying huge money to learn.

You're hungry because you're sitting on too much knowledge and maybe you're confused on what to do.

You can make intercontinental dishes, small chops, etc and you're hungry?

Why not got out to any Fast food outlet or canteen around you, tell them you're very good at cooking and you're ready to cook for them without pay for 2 days but they will only give you good.

Agree with them that if they like your food, they will hire you and you agree on the salary.

Gbam. You've gotten a job and if they didn't hire you, at least you will eat without pay for 2 days.

Secondly, you have a graphics design skill which is a high income skill that you can use to land remote jobs.

Your graphics design skill is enough to pay your bills and make you a big income.

If you're truly good at graphics design, another advice I will give you to help you get started from where you are is this article I wrote sometimes ago;


� How To Get Graphics Design Jobs on Instagram�


This Strategy Works, If You're Ready To Put In The Efforts


If you're a graphics designer, instead of looking for Clients who want to design handbills, ebooks, instagram banners, why not focus on solving problems that existing businesses have?


Nowadays, every Tom, D*ck & Harry now says they can design ebooks, flyers..., especially with the invention of apps like Canva.


So, the competition looks stiff out there.


How do you swim in such an ocean, where there are tons of other designers like you, and also clients who can find their way around designing simple flyers with canva?


� Here's the strategy;

Simply find clients that are battling with creative designs on their instagram page, twitter bio, facebook page, LinkedIn profile, etc.


� What you need to do is,


1. Go to instagram


2 Search for keywords like, coaching, real estate, travel agents, etc


3. Go through their profile, see all the designs they have in there. If you feel it's not good enough and you can do better, message them.


4. Show them some of your previous designs. If you've worked with similar industries, let them see what their competitors are doing.


5. Drop your WhatsApp number for them to message you if they're interested.

_____

Give yourself a target of messaging like 10 agencies daily. It's a game of numbers, not everyone will reply, but some people will definitely reply.


Let's say you do this for 50 companies, 20 of them replied and 5 of them agreed to hire you as their graphics designer.


Don't you think that's a good deal?


SAY NO TO BEING A BROKE


Give it a try today and I will be glad to receive your feedback.

______

As good as this strategy the only limitation is Nigerians don't really pay much, but the pay can keep you going.

I will advise you to give it a trial as it costs you nothing to start with other than your skill and phone/laptop computer.

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Thanks
PhonesRe: 9mobile Problem by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:16am On Apr 05, 2022
SimplePlan34:
I can't buy data on 9 mobile even customer care number 200 is not going anyone xperiencing this problem
I guess Nigeria is indeed at the verge of collapse. Bro, please let me know if your network situation improves (if you're able to buy data)..tanx.
PhonesRe: 9mobile Problem by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:55am On Apr 05, 2022
I've had a most miserable experience with that network for days now. The same experience. I did the night data of 500mb, surprisingly it went through.. hardly can I say I used up to 300mb before the data notification came in it had been exhausted.
The horror in my situation is I use only one network. I'm sure thousands are going through this plight.
This should have been on the front page days ago. There's no form of formal apology from the service provider. It's a colosial shame.
CrimeRe: Lagos RCCG Pastor Orders Arrest Of Man Who Shared Testimony In Church - Family by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:45pm On Mar 25, 2022
The spiritual pedigree of Pastors we have in the RCCG nowadays is appalling. I've met quite some that use that post to oppress the less fortunate. You can feel their mien (egoistic lots) that has nothing asides the position- Pastor. It's bad the way this people portray Jesus. Zero humility.
RomanceRe: BREAKING: Nigerians Flood Twitter With Kemi Olunloyo Naked Photos by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:56pm On Mar 21, 2022
Attention seeking 'hare brain' retard. I wish Nigeria would just ignore her. Anyways she's happy coz she no get shame..I wish her an husband though tongue
CelebritiesRe: Portable Bags N50M Deal With Obi Cubana As Odogwu Bitters Ambassador (video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:47pm On Mar 21, 2022
AsampeteNwaanyi:
tomorrow one bastard son of a rabid dog will open his gutter and call obi cubana a drug pusher
just look at how a genuine igbo business man dey hustle like nwa boyi.
then some criminals will sit down on their bedbug mat to analyze his wealth.

thunder go scatter all of una
CelebritiesRe: Portable Bags N50M Deal With Obi Cubana As Odogwu Bitters Ambassador (video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:45pm On Mar 21, 2022
Kenny9857:
bastard at that undecided undecided
Haba cry
CelebritiesRe: Portable Bags N50M Deal With Obi Cubana As Odogwu Bitters Ambassador (video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:43pm On Mar 21, 2022
Cumtroller:
Igbo Amaka!!!! I hope portable and his fellow Afonja's will be forever grateful and not bite the hand that fed them.

Most are ungrateful swine.

I think someone needs to get the likes of you out of this forum or better out of where people are. You're embittered, hopeless and I wish I could help you. If you don't see my post as an insult though smiley

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