₦airaland Forum

Maynman:
Hypocrite. You are using someone’s else cursed labor, so pathetic

Ignore Kobo kobo. Trust me, he's not worth the attention. At first, your impression is that his composition is good...but far from it. He's craves attention by misquoting the scriptures. He go start to misyarn after you decide to respond. He's a 'Freeze' 'wanna be'...cept e dumb!

Cokahot:
11 year old wey u for entice with gifts,naked,suck her breasts, self-service with her pekus sight. Date her and take care of her till 18 then begin fuc k her. E reach your turn,u raped her and she's bleeding. Na oko Central straight

You should be isolated from mankind..even little members of your family. Have you heard of the word 'peodophile'?. Go nak ashawo before your kpekus get you into catastrophic mess. Idiot

PeaceJoyLove:
Get to google fast and get the meaning of junkie. You are kobo - junkie.

Dassrite..he is.

Majikman:
You have no idea how dumb and ignorant you sound right now … Carry on acting like a dumbo

Don't mess with this kobo dude. He's as a loony as they come. He has dedicated his entire life to derailing Christians on nairaland. Na small grammar wey im sabi dey push am o.

Kobojunkie:
I see you have found for yourself a buddy in another who is also wrapped up in the delusions of men. Goodluck!

Your prayers are meaningless by the way, this since, Jesus Christ said it is those who continuously submit to and obey Him that reap the benefits of His New Covenant Law and Truth in the Kingdom of God.

Oga kobo, GOD just landed a big one on my table about the same time you posted this trash. It's no coincidence. I pity you sha. Best of luck o

nencounter10:
Please I strongly advise you to always ignore whatever kobojunkie says. He doesn't understand the Bible although he sincerely believes he does. His assertions are always full of misinterpretations. What I like about him , however, is his confidence. He confidently speaks misinformation and misinterpretations. He has absolutely no regard for God's word. Most of the time, when I read his assertions, I laugh out my heart at the degree of error in them.

He doesn't know that a blessing is a supernatural empowerment to prosper and that a curse is a supernatural empowerment to fail.

He doesn't know that all children of God are also children of Abraham by faith.

He doesn't know that until Jesus died and shed his blood for the redemption of the world, nobody got redeemed and nobody got born again.

And many more...Like I do, just ignore his posts. Don't even waste your valuable time reading them.



Away from that and now to the op.
Your thread was not well captioned.

God calls people to be apostles, prophets, teachers, and evangelists; but God doesn't have to necessarily call a person before the person can be a pastor. A person can be appointed into the office of a pastor.

1 1 Timothy 3:1 This is a true saying, If a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work.

The Greek word translated bishop there is the word episkope which means overseer ( or overseership) which in the context it was used means pastor.

Simply put a person can desire to be a pastor and work towards it. It is very scriptural.

You need to separate a calling from an office. There is the office of a pastor, teacher, prophet, evangelist and an apostle; and there is the divine call to be a pastor, prophet, teacher, evangelist and apostle.

Ephesians 4:11 And he gave some, apostles; and some, prophets; and some, evangelists; and some, pastors and teachers;

If a person is divinely called to be a pastor, prophet, teacher, evangelist and an apostle; it is his destiny to occupy the associated office.

As I said earlier, even if you are not called to be a pastor, you can desire the office of a pastor and work towards it which can lead to you being appointed into the office of a pastor. That then makes you a pastor.

So, there is a pastor by divine call and there is a pastor by appointment.


Your thread should have been captioned,"Share your experience on God calling you into ministry" instead.

Thanks bro, Your contribution is an ideal day starter for me. Yes! thank God again on your behalf. I will be praying for that Kobo boy.
Once again..thanks b.

Kobojunkie:
GOINTO, it considered rude to type up what constitutes a mess, without so much as spacing or paragraphs to aide readers in deciphering the thoughts contained. .

Eleyinbo. Alawada. I understand GOINTO. You're are the one no one can understand. Experience on call na the topic o! You just start to yan dust. Dey find who you wan convert to paganism.

Kobojunkie:
Don't you know African brand of commonsense dey reach nowhere else on this planet.

African Kobo sense no fit nairaland sef. Amugbo.

What part of "Atheist back off" is so so hard for Kobo Junkie to assimilate. Jobless boy. Ẹ ba mi waṣẹ fún.

Kobojunkie:
Again ....Here's what God said ... He called NO Man to be pastors or mogs over you - Ezekiel 34 vs 1 - 16 & John 10 vs 1 - 16

All those men who pretend to be pastors and mogs as instead the very false prophets and false teachers that Jesus Christ warned you to steer clear of lest they deceive you with their lies - Matthew 15 vs 1 - 14 and Mark 7 vs 1 - 13

The only True Teacher is Jesus Christ. The only Truth of God is Jesus Christ - He alone is God's message and Messenger to you. - Matthew 23 vs 8 -10

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If what God Himself declared means nothing to do simply because you would rather hold on tight to the men you consider "great" to your life, then your issue isn't knowing about God. You need first decide if God is even worth anything to you to begin with, compared to your "great" men that is.

Senseless, pointless, rude and abstract contribution. All because you want to sound intelligent. You should have stayed off on this one lucif (ooops!) kobomarley.

Kobojunkie:
Umm.... the Kobo is the unit of current in Nigeria.

CURRENCY...who buy you android sef? E for let you pass WAEC first. You better find another lane...lucifer.

Kobojunkie:
Umm.... the Kobo is the unit of current in Nigeria.

Again, I ask, what are you high on abeg!

Please Share Your Experience On How To Know GOD Has Called You To Be A Pastor...olodo!
Na so una dey fail English. Kobo ko..naira ni. Amugbo werey!

Kobojunkie:
Again I ask you what are you high on?

Definitely not "Kobo"...is that a name of a new narcotics you juveniles get hooked on. Now I wish they would ban you Mr Junkie. You're so rude. Please go and speak grammar to your underage girl friends. I expect the worst from you. It reflects a lot more than you can imagine. I have other things to do asides nairaland. Once again..go play.

Kobojunkie:
What in the world are you high on abeg?

Not everyone on nairaland is a drug addict. Stay sober..God bless you.

Kobojunkie:
What in the world are you high on abeg?

Didn't your parents teach you manners? That's no way to address people.

Kobojunkie:
That's moniker... so?

I don't feel like responding to you any longer. The post isn't about you. I requested contribution that would enlighten me. I hate to argue with junkies (either dollar or kobo.. junkies), so please excuse me. Thank you.

Kobojunkie:
A thoroughbred what? Eejit?

says "Kobo junkie"

Kobojunkie:
Satan does not care about you so stop using him as excuse to avoid God's Truth as presented to you in scripture, all so you can continue to feed from the vomit that is the lies of men.

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Brainwash you by showing you scripture?,

uhm! I get it..satan cares about you. Guy! You don't have what it takes to put up a good argument/make a point. I'll rather avoid you..but you're determined to impress whoever. Go play, okay!

baralatie:
That is why I am pissed with zelensky!
A whole country up in flames and smoke because of NATO ambitions!
Nigerians who went to school there are in perplex mentality!
Bread is something else in Nigeria because Russia cannot sell it's wheat
Fuel is another problem because Russia will rather sell to China
All.sorts of economic bruhaha!

All because zelensky find it difficult to say Ukraine is nuetral and we are concerned about Russia security fears!

Do you know anything about the call of God to service ?
Or better still create a post on how to end Russian/Ukraine war...stop quoting me.

Kobojunkie:
A thoroughbred what? Eejit?

.. whatever... didn't I say "go play"?

Kobojunkie:
Again.....1. Even unbelievers have such "testimonies" this since God pours out His mercy everyday on even the wicked and the ungrateful. So these "testimonies" are in no way unique to you or your family.

2. And what I am telling you that most all of that knowledge are instead lies fed you by men who sought to deceive you away from the very Truth of God. Jesus Christ warned you that they will come to you using His name to do wonders but in the end, He will cast them away since they never belonged to Him.

3. Satan does not care about you so stop using him as excuse to avoid God's Truth as presented to you in scripture, all so you can continue to feed from the vomit that is the lies of men.

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Brainwash you by showing you scripture?,

What was the first thing satan spoke to Jesus on his first confrontation...the scriptures. I'm a thoroughbred okay. Check the post title again and go play elsewhere.

Kobojunkie:
GOINTO, it considered rude to type up what constitutes a mess, without so much as spacing or paragraphs to aide readers in deciphering the thoughts contained. .

and you.. grammar is going to get you into mess. I want to hear from people who are Christians.. genuine Christians. Even as a grammatical atheist..you lack enough clout to convince me enough to denounce my faith. I take it you're still learning the ropes to 'godlessness'. Go ahead troll on someone else post. Please ehn!

Kobojunkie:
1. Even unbelievers have such "testimonies" this since God pours out His mercy everyday on even the wicked and the ungrateful. So these "testimonies" are in no way unique to you or your family.

2. And what I am telling you that most all of that knowledge are instead lies fed you by men who sought to deceive you away from the very Truth of God. Jesus Christ warned you that they will come to you using His name to do wonders but in the end, He will cast them away since they never belonged to Him.

3. Satan does not care about you so stop using him as excuse to avoid God's Truth as presented to you in scripture, all so you can continue to feed from the vomit that is the lies of men.

Yoh Junky!... you're the same anti-christ dude shey! Your brand of kolo I refuse to read. You don't even know half of it (testimonies). But please next time if you don't have something factual to contribute (within the context) buzz off okay. Get someone else to brainwash okay.

AntiChristian:
I'm not an atheist. I'm a Muslim. You are wrong!

Since you are a Muslim, you have a periphery of Christian religion. If you claim to worship God in Spirit..my next question is, which spirit? (there are diverse deceptive spirits in man). Your knowledge of Christianity is anargumentative concept you have kept just to show superiority of your religion. I don't blame you. I know a lot of Christians like you okay. You're welcome.

Kobojunkie:
Here's what God said ... He called NO Man to be pastors or mogs over you - Ezekiel 34 vs 1 - 16 & John 10 vs 1 - 16

All those men who pretend to be pastors and mogs as instead the very false prophets and false teachers that Jesus Christ warned you to steer clear of lest they deceive you with their lies - Matthew 15 vs 1 - 14 and Mark 7 vs 1 - 13

The only True Teacher is Jesus Christ. The only Truth of God is Jesus Christ - He alone is God's message and Messenger to you. - Matthew 23 vs 8 -10

Like I said. I have good reasons to have faith in our Lord Jesus Christ. I also mentioned testimonies of what God has been doing for my family and I. Most of my knowledge of what faith in Jesus means and His power were handed over by great men of God, whom I can testify to God's grace over them to teach (like I said..in Spirit and in truth) and please I'm also cautious of the fact satan has and will always try to coveth the very words of God Himself.

AntiChristian:
Christian means those who follow Christ. But was Christ a Christian? No! Did he practice Christianity? No! So who brainwashed me? And i'm not embittered. I just quote Bible verses!



Was there ever a country founded on "Christianity"? We only have those run by Christians! The Muslim countries like Libya and Iraq were toppled by those western forces that brought Christianity here.

And Jesus never for once requested for my life any one's life!

I just said it..you sir are an atheist. You just stepped out of context. Go back and read again (the post). Okay!

I want to expand my knowledge as regards a crucial part of the church and it's workers (Clergyhood) as a Christian.

I've had a lot of people talk about THE CALL OF GOD and all cases I've heard seems to vary. Off course it's obvious there is an increase in misinterpretation as regards the topic which can translate to frustration and falsehood as we have everywhere today.

I understand some people are not called in divinity (spiritual experience) but study and acquire certificates to be Pastors, Evangelists, Clergy Teachers, Apostles and Prophets. But I refer to people that claim to experience the call of God from God Himself.

I've had personal testimonies of my own that are extraordinary (supernatural) happenings in which I can attribute each one of them to the grace and mercy of God. Hence, my faith is enhanced through these happenings. And I must confess I wouldn't settle for less (JESUS is Lord!). So atheists..back off!

Which brings me to the question.

How do you know God is calling you or has called you to serve Him in Spirit and in truth?
Or do you know of someone close to you that can be a yardstick of genuine call from God. I and a whole lot of people ignorant of this divine experience may benefit from your contribution in several ways. Thank you.

SonofIssachar:
The interesting true-life conversation below between a father and his five-year-old son underscores the importance of running our good idea on the litmus of divine will and agenda. The dialogue was narrated by the father:

Driving down to my office with my five-year-old son, we drove past Domino Pizza/Coldstone Ice cream.

Son: Daddy, I want to check out that Coldstone Ice cream.

Father: Uh, okay. Maybe we will when we’re going home.

About 3 hours later, I actually forgot and took another route on our way home. On sighting Fountain, he realised we did not pass the Coldstone route.

Son: But, daddy, I said I wanted to check out Coldstone Ice cream!

Father: Oops! Sorry, I forgot.

Son: Can’t we go back?

Father: Sorry, son. No chance. Maybe next time we’ll go there.

Son: Ok… [not so happy]

Some minutes later, whilst still thinking about the encounter.

Father: But, son, you said you wanted to “check out” the ice cream, right?

Son: Yes, dad.

Father: If we had gone there, who would have paid for the ice cream?

He looked stunned for some seconds.

Son: You, of course!

Father: But it wasn’t my idea that we check out ice cream. The idea was yours. Why should I be the one to pay?

The natural, logical answer.

Son: Because you’re my daddy.

Father: Yes, I am. But that doesn’t mean that I have to pay for it just because you want it.

Silence….

Lesson: Now, isn’t that the way we get with God? Yes, He is our Father, and a very loving Father at that. But does that mean He is bound to provide resources for all our whimsical ideas, dreams, business, ambitions, projects, desires, etc?

How many times do we get stunned like that little boy when God decided to look the other way rather than cater to our whims, even though we are very excited about them and cannot wait to get cracking with them? Is your good idea God’s idea? Remember, if it’s not His idea, then God is not obligated to power it. If He did not commission it, He may not sponsor it, and if it is not His will, it will not be on His bill. And this has nothing to with whether He loves us or not.

Meditation: Do not be like the horse or like the mule, Which have no understanding, Which must be harnessed with bit and bridle, Else they will not come near you. – Psalm 32:9

You will succeed in Jesus Name!

Amen, thanks b.
I may ask for your (personally) advice on an issue bothering me but I don't want any bad mouth chooking into my matter.
I love your posts.

MadamVanessa:
To be very candid , Yul second wife should be blame for everything and not Yul . When Yul started making advances on her, she should've resisted him and remind him that he's married but what did she do? she opens her legs immediately for Yul . Not only did she opened her legs for Yul, she allowed Yul to go raw on her. The ulterior motive she had , finally manifested and the plan she had works out perfectly as planned.

A whole situation can happen in a marriage where joy has gone on vacation or communication has been broken.
There's nothing more demeaning than an unhappy marriage. If you're not giving the difference between you and your loved one enough time to MANAGE YOUR DIFFERENCES (for whatever reasons) then anyone could come along to captain your ship. A tired man or woman (tired of circumstances revolving around their relationship) won't back out from the chemistry of 'falling' in again. If the situation is beyond redemption then it takes a real man to expand. Some of these things are beyond negotiations. I've seen women take so much for granted before the whole situation explodes then they start "pity-partying".
I support Yul. In the least he didn't fight for a 'rofo-rofo' divorce. That's how it should play out. A typical African scenario..a mature one.

PastorAIO:
The fact remains, there is a difference between divination and mediumship.

If you take a closer look at the types of threads I create you'll realise that I'm actually Anti-Satan, anti-hypocrites, and anti-liars. If you can avoid these traits you'll have nothing to fear from me.

You and the cult guy have come with quite an elaborate scheme of land spirits marine spirits and all what not. Simple request of how you arrived at this knowledge and you start to chew your teeth and accuse me of being anti-christian. Were you and your cult friend lying when you made your posts or is there a real foundation to the theories you espouse?

There's room for anyone to learn something new. The people I'm most uncomfortable with are people who don't have as much experience as you do but are more endowed with grammatical ability to confuse you that have been there. A man was a life time victim of the same topic (Divination), he was delivered.. became a walking encyclopaedia on the topic, now one alecky smart dude wants a biography as explanation. Anyway, after sampling opinions I have come to conclusion that ignorance is bliss when you have the right camouflage to cover it. Learn ! It's not that bad.