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Family › . by Pastoshizzy(op): 9:40am On Dec 10, 2022*

Nairaland General › Re: If You Are Thinking That Your Life Is Hard, Check This Picture And Think Again by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:17am On Dec 10, 2022

If you have the Spirit of GOD as your companion..LIFE INDEED IS BEAUTIFUL, stay blessed B.

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Food › Re: Indomie, fried Eggs N Raw Tomato! See My Dinner by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:08am On Dec 10, 2022

Hobbiton:
1 indomie= 150 naira
3 eggs = 80 × 3 = 240
Total: 390

I already have water and two tomatoes from the left over I had earlier on.

Life no easy. Respect who de come through for you, continue de hustle and one day e go better - poor man don drop quote

Vegetable oil nko? Anyway, copying you for breakfast got the whole fam signing up for nairaland.

Romance › Re: Will You Like To Reincarnate As A Woman In Your Next Life? by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:36am On Dec 05, 2022

Divoc19:
I am a woman.
In my next life, I will like to come as a man

Good morning sis. You're the best and only version of yourself. I like you as you are (not in that way though). You are definately not a butch. Peaple are going to keep loving you for who you are. I was created to compliment God's work of perfection, our duties are to respect, appreciate and support each other as a pair. Compliments of the season.

Technology Market › . by Pastoshizzy(op): 10:22pm On Dec 04, 2022*

Autos › Re: Ad Renewed by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:16pm On Dec 02, 2022

princeonlinebiz:
Happy Weekend Everyone.

if d weekend so happy b, then show a brother love.

Celebrities › Re: Dj Cuppy & Ryan Taylor Party With Friends To Celebrate Their Engagement In Dubai by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:50pm On Dec 02, 2022

MisterMan123456:
From single to engaged? What happened to dating?

Mo foh o.

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Politics › Re: Security Advisory: DSS warns against Public Flaunting Of Wealth by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:40pm On Dec 02, 2022

NL sha! Wasn't thinking there will be so much replies on this one thread. DSS I don hear jare. Ama quarter to BLOW !...codedly.

Politics › Re: Dino: Oshiomole Patronizes Benin Prostitutes; Tinubu Has 5 Children From 4 Women by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:03pm On Dec 01, 2022

...says the goof ball. angry

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Romance › Re: Guys Who Want To Remain Happy In Relationships Should Do This. by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:02pm On Dec 01, 2022

There are fillial values that can only be gotten from good parentage, some which will outlive emotions. Let be factual, marriage goes beyond your feelings, your desires and passions. Have a discussion with elderly couples (worthy of emulation) and learn the secret of long life commitment. The rewards are endless. There are still good marriages. Well planned family structures. It takes faith and obedience in GOD's precepts, prudence, moral discipline and a lotta research. You must seek adventures (such as your partner would love). Avoid necessary and unneccesary outburst. Don't marry for just beauty...your standard ages, so do you.

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Romance › Re: Divoc19 Now Has A Face - December Gift by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:00pm On Dec 01, 2022

Through my 2.5 focal lens, I see an experienced, mature and blunt lady. Wussup D...howz d kids? Stay blessed.

Romance › Re: Guys Who Want To Remain Happy In Relationships Should Do This. by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:00am On Nov 30, 2022

Divoc19:
Good Pastoshizzy, you know we have different kinds of husband out there likewise wives.....

Some are terrible husband, great father

Some are married bachelors just to name a few. It is good that you have something great to bring back home . Shows there is a bond somewhere....try increasing the bonds though

working on it D. Tanx.

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Romance › Re: Guys Who Want To Remain Happy In Relationships Should Do This. by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:49am On Nov 30, 2022

Divoc19:
What if she loves you but, you don't love her..

You should still go ahead and marry her?

Will you be able to relate with her with love that you don't have for her or

You'll still go out cheating on her with the ones you love?

This life is trial and error.

Try your luck with anyone. If you're lucky it sticks, if not just know 'Marriage is not for everyone'.

Know this and know peace!

being able to understand peaple, tolerate and love them invariably rare sis. I'm not exactly enjoying my marriage (though we're great together on bed when occasion arises) as most peaple would pretend to, but I've mastered the art of over-looking so much...she knows ama definately stay silent. I've got supa kids, I'm some kinda super-hero dad myself (complete with bathroom towel cape), fun loving. I'm so emotionally linked with so so many peaple I care about..but (what do you know) I always bring great sex home, complete with all 'shades of grey'. Yeah! gifts too.

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Family › Re: Enugu: Woman Discovers Daughter 20 Yrs After She Was Stolen At Birth In Hospital by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:26pm On Nov 28, 2022

I'm moved to tears (despite knowing GOD has done more). Destiny..as my GOD want am.

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Nairaland General › Re: I Tend To Lie Unnecessarily. Please Help by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:16pm On Nov 27, 2022

Knowing that the lies you tell aren't neccessary is a great leap in the right direction really. You're getting wiser. Enjoy the feeling, meditate on reasons why you don't have to exagerate, be dramatic or impress with your imaginative talents. You can use that sector to affirm a hundred percent sincerity in your thoughts befor delivery. If you change from all that 'lamba' dropping, you gain respect. Chances are you will attract the right kind of peaple and you will feel more secure and confident as peaple take your words as bond.

Crime › Re: Father 62, And Son Arrested For Gang-Rape, Impregnating Daughter (pics) by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:44pm On Nov 27, 2022

'Tribalism' is indeed a demon and a whole lotta peaple on NL are possesed/crazed with it. SMH.

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Tinubu Needs Rest, Not Presidency by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:27am On Nov 25, 2022

Two faced irrelivant attention seeker.

Family › Re: My Aunty Is Cheating On Her Husband by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:25am On Nov 24, 2022

Messi1:
Prepare to cheat on your husband too. It's already in your blood.

you're stooopid. Wow!

Family › Re: My Aunty Is Cheating On Her Husband by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:23am On Nov 24, 2022

Messi1:
Prepare to cheat on your husband too. It's already in your blood.

Business › Facebook Account For Sale. by Pastoshizzy(op): 12:53pm On Nov 23, 2022

Call for a 6year old Facebook account for sale on 0 nine 0 eighty two sixty twenty one twenty four.

Romance › Re: Honest Question (no Disrespect): As As Single Guy, Would You Marry A Single Mom by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:48am On Nov 19, 2022

Which brings me to the question. What if every chic I ever hit got pregged? I conclude that I would marry based on the ground that she had learnt from her past and not only do we love each other but we are also ready to make it work.

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Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Important Ways We Can Be Delivered Totally From Sins by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:23pm On Nov 13, 2022

uncleck:
OP, have you stopped being a sinner? It's funny that someone just came from nowhere and told us that our actions are called "sin", we need a "Jesus" in our life so that, not that we would stop sinning, but our sins would be justified.

If the sin of Adam made us sinners, why don't the ransom of Jesus make us all sinless?

FREE WILL. Adam n Eve were the first to abuse it. If you're yet to accept JESUS the mediator as your personal LORD and SAVIOUR then you have deviated from what you are. Go ahead and exercise your FREE WILL and carnal values...but remember, we all die someday. After death...?

Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Important Ways We Can Be Delivered Totally From Sins by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:14pm On Nov 13, 2022

nakaman:
The first one is a no no for me

What do you mean by Jesus, accept who as my lord and Savior.

The earlier we understand that Jesus was a scam, the better for us,
As well as the 2nd 1

e dey hard to pity you. No vex o...me i just dey pass o.

Family › Re: Married, But Living As Single by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:45pm On Nov 11, 2022

Man, you know nothing about the GOD you talk. When you have issues as such, you dont allow 'kobo junkies' to further mislead you. Save yourself, then your marriage by allowing Christ into you. Protect that woman from the plan of the devil. I have heard and seen stereotype cases.

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Romance › Re: Apart From Love And Attention, What Do Broke Guys Give Their Girlfriends? by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:51pm On Nov 11, 2022

Divoc19:
funny truth

ain't got to feel bad with a formidable body count befor giving it all up for good. But then "if I broke na my business". Anyways, they always go for the carrot like Bugs Bun if you know what I mean. I believe in mental discipline though (I'm not psychologically depraved) . There's always someone to pair you if you know what you want, and it ain't gotta be money er'time.

Family › Re: I'm Finally Kicking My Husband Out Of My House. Enough Is Enough by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:51pm On Nov 11, 2022*

It is better you measure ten times and cut once than to cut ten times and measure (as the saying goes). I feel your emotions but I would advise you seek to resolve your fillial crisis through Godly counsel, dialogue and earnest prayer. I understand you need a lotta peaps to identify with your plight, but not today...not ever (def ain't nairalanders, lotta loonies in here). I was once like your husband...once. I gots to rush home cuz today is my boy's birthday, hopefully I might make the movies with the fam. It's a popcorn party. I'm thinking of great sex tonite too. Your case isn't past redemption. Forget 'body-shame' ssh..it's a inferior complex strategy from the depths of insecurity. Slay that dude with stomach exercises, waist trimmer, sexy lingeries and evening gowns. Sex is also a weapon you need to deploy. Pls, keep your family regardless of the hurts. Fight back with smiles. Best of luck.

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