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Health › Re: Getting Over Addictions.. by PattyMike(m): 3:29am On Aug 05, 2021

AutoChick4U:
OK I'm interested in business

See am. Una too like money! It’s for her though, maybe she needs something to occupy her mind, thoughts etc. Something positive and productive, an active participant maybe.
Face your own car business finish first chief.

Health › Re: Getting Over Addictions.. by PattyMike(m): 3:17am On Aug 05, 2021

AutoChick4U:
Nawa! You heard "abuja" u don get idea and project to share! Abuja men though

Very wrong.
I’m in Ogun state chief, I’m married and a business owner. So, yes ideas and projects haha.

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Health › Re: Getting Over Addictions.. by PattyMike(m): 2:12am On Aug 05, 2021

Candidlady:
Smoking is bad for the health. yeah true that but how come my soul and mental state ain't at peace until I take two sticks of dunhil with a mix of lexotan + dinamogyn

Not going to lie it’s fucking difficult, was a chain smoker for like what? 8 years. Packs of cigarettes a day, myself and roommate then. It got so bad we’d finish our stash (we buy like food stuff 24 packs in a roll I think) finish it in less than 2 weeks and roam around at 2am looking for mallam kiosk or any bar that’s still open at time time. Started with chesterfield, that one gave us sore throats so we moved to benson switch, fake ones came out and then we moved to dunhill switch. People wonder how a person can smoke two packs a day, let me explain. There are 20 sticks in a pack. When I open my eyes in the morning, I get up to pee, pick my cigarette light up, and then my phone to play around social media and memes and boom I’m 6-8 sticks in already, that shit burns fast asf, 5-6 drags and it’s gone. I brush my teeth, smoke another stick when I’m done brushing, light another one with the almost burnt out stub of cigarette, before I eat and another after I eat. Now I’m going to class or wherever, another two sticks while I prepare. My pack is almost empty now, so I take another one for the road. No matter what activity I do, I always got to smoke, minutes before sex, minutes after sex, eat, even in the toilet. It went on like this for years till I graduated, then it hit me. What triggers it is time, boredom, loneliness, feeling and knowing you’re super cool, classic bad boy/gal image. Then I thought I can be super cool without smoking shii.
I started going out more often, doing stuffs, keeping my mind busy and tried to bring it down to a pack a day. A year I spent to do this, a year to reduce the intake, at a time I was smoking a reduced ten sticks a day. Yeah I’ll stop na so I dey talk, I quit weed years ago, was easier to drop, drugs tm, codeine, Rophynol I wasn’t heavy on this though highest was I think almost 500g of tramadol the pink one two sometimes the white one 400mg a day but my preference was the capsule 120g 4 a day, three in the morning and one more in the evening to bring back the high, gave me the best effect. Those were easy to drop to be honest.

I had to quit smoking when my body told me to STOP! When I smoke even just a stick and sleep, I wake up with a throat filled with slime and spittle. I’d go to the bathroom every morning and literally just throw up slimy shi.t, just that for seconds. I changed brands of cigarette but it stayed the same. Well, last time I smoked was the 14/07/2021. LOL too early yeah I know but for me it’s big progress and I’m proud of it. I take it a day at a time, keep my self busy, my mind busy, work on planning future projects, try not to get really upset and just change environment, friends, identify your triggers and avoid them. I can’t eat well due to the habit but I force myself with little bits of this and that. You’re in Abuja! Holla at me when you can, I’ve got great ideas and projects I’d love to share with you.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria 2020 Part 2 by PattyMike(m): 7:35am On Aug 04, 2021

Finally our eyes are open. Let Arlen and co eat their files. cheesy

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria 2020 Part 2 by PattyMike(m): 7:32am On Aug 04, 2021

nwafresh:
Go get another job. Qa is slavery. No one is doing that shit any more . bye

LMAOOOO. Omo I don miss this thread cheesy

Travel › Re: Man Involved In An Accident As His Car Tumbles (photos) by PattyMike(m): 3:59pm On Aug 02, 2021

Which write off. Just extensive repairing. The cost set fit buy you another EOD sef if u put an change.

Family › Re: My Wedding Estimate 4 Years Ago by PattyMike(m): 2:48pm On Jul 28, 2021

EBUBS:
No put me fear abeg. I take God beg you

No be fear actually. A carton of chicken Orobo now is 19k plus. Now you wan buy 4 that’s 19k X 4 = 76k plus. My own sef nah ending of this year, piss just Dey catch me anyhow this days.

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Celebrities › Re: Ayo Animashaun Wants P'square To Reconcile by PattyMike(m): 2:37pm On Jul 28, 2021

NwaAmaikpe:

These are two different contexts.

Plantashun Boiz broke up because one saw himself as the main deal and felt he would thrive better without the deadweight of the other two.
The other two felt shortchanged, used and abused so bad blood came up.

P'Square broke up because one brother refused to heed to parental advice and was manipulated by a vaginarian into accepting that family does not necessarily mean blood relatives.

The only similarity between the two cases is that both major actors were deceived into thinking that without them, the other team members will wither and die.
It turned out almost true for Tuface but the opposite occurred with Peter.

If KingRudy is a Ferrari, Peter is an 03 Corrolla with an overheating problem.

Stop am now. Which one be 03 Corolla. They’re both doing okay abeg, no one knows the real story but them and their team. It’s a family thing, when it’s time they will settle it amongst themselves. And if they don’t, none of our business my own life sef I never understand am finish.

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Politics › Re: "Igbos Don't Have Any Connection With Biafra, Ijaws Own It" - Asari Dokubo by PattyMike(m): 2:32pm On Jul 28, 2021

Yeah? But when you hear Biafra, the first thing that comes to mind is ibo country, every other state would be second class citizens.

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Romance › Re: Should I Go On With The Marriage Preparation? by PattyMike(m): 8:01am On Jul 12, 2021

LagosNissan:
Your logic is flawed You claim she can take care of herself if you can't, yet you give her over 100k monthly.

All these while, what has she been doing with her money?

If you ever have any financial issue, that's when you will know whom this girl is.

Read my last post, she’s not a girl she a woman bro. A boss woman cheesy

. And the thing is ever since I been making her happy I never get financial ISU talkless of Issue, it’s been almost a year now I give her ma money like that. I don’t lack, that’s what I don’t understand when it’s seems things are dulling, I swear God provides a way. The money I give her goes back to us, by the way my wedding is in October. You’re invited Baba mi oni Nissan.

Romance › Re: Should I Go On With The Marriage Preparation? by PattyMike(m): 7:54am On Jul 12, 2021

sirjoe1124:
Ok I know all these are lies. You just want to feel good but the good news is that nobody is feeling you.

Lie sir how, if u DM privately I will send u proof cheesy

.....Then u can testify to the others here lmao.

My wife is my muse/good luck charm, when I give her I get it 5 times back. We dated for six years no break up once in that six years, dis woman was with me when I couldn’t gather 10k in a whole calendar year. This woman got an android phone for me to transcribe when work no Dey outside, I complained it wasn’t easy for me she got an average 50k laptop for me again to make it easier for me to make more money transcribing, I was sick this woman took care of my hospital bills. You can check my followed topic here to see about the transcribing. My chief I’ve been giving her and I will continue to give her for life, kill yourself if u don’t believe. God has given me the ability to and I will take care of my woman cus she is a rare gem bros.

Romance › Re: Should I Go On With The Marriage Preparation? by PattyMike(m): 8:42am On Jul 11, 2021

hustla:
I’m a man who can afford what I want and spend how I like.

You're a mumu man

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Romance › Re: Should I Go On With The Marriage Preparation? by PattyMike(m): 8:19am On Jul 11, 2021

Ekomatrix1:
I have this girl I have been dating for 4 years and we are planning to get married to this year. But I notice she does not like to sacrifice. I mean, she is kind of selfish.
what should i do?

Oga give her if she’s worth it, she’s gonna be ur wife let her enjoy ur money. It’s better than giving all this crayfish gals especially if she stuck with u when u didn’t have enough.
I give my fiancée 25k weekly for meals and sub etc, sometimes more when she needs to make her hair. So u telling her to use last 2 weeks 20k for food sounds somehow boss. My wife will even be coming over on friday for the weekend and still ask me to send money for the week and I’m like but you’re coming already won’t u eat here. That’s just how long time women are especially if they know u can afford it, if u can’t afford it they will know and won’t bother you for that period. Don’t mind all this ones telling u to cancel, see no better woman outside again o I’m telling u don’t start over, chances you will jam Devil with boobs is very high. God will continue providing so u will take care of her cus b4 u decide to marry her she must have shown qualities u like.

Meanwhile my fiancée has a job and earns about 100k Naira monthly, so she can take care of herself when I can’t.

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Crime › Re: Inside El Chapo’s Lair Complete With Hot Tub Tunnel He Used To Escape Cops(Pix) by PattyMike(m): 6:39pm On Jul 10, 2021

Iceyjayzz:
Because the house is located in a very dangerous location I think

That $9 is the amount for the raffle ticket, I think anyone can buy and anyone can win. Like a raffle draw or something.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Told Obama DMW To Stop Smoking Cigarettes (Video) by PattyMike(m): 7:02pm On Jul 02, 2021

FarahAideed:
I read the description of his symptoms and it's was very consistent with arterial thrombosis plus my IQ is over 180 I figure things out easily and I am always more than 90 percent right.

You 180 be deceiving urself.

Romance › Re: SCAM: GTBANK Just Debited Me 456 Naira For SMS Alert Charge - Is This Not Much?? by PattyMike(m): 12:36pm On Jul 01, 2021

They debited me 1,280 for charges. Very foolish people.

Politics › Re: Governor Dapo Abiodun Inaugurates 4.92Km Roads In Ado-Odo/Ota LG by PattyMike(m): 11:25am On May 27, 2021

Lies. No construction had been or is taking place.

Health › Re: Man Poisoned, Dies On His Birthday (Disturbing Photos, Video) by PattyMike(m): 1:55am On May 17, 2021

Gift52:
Watch video of man who was poisoned on the day he called his friends to celebrate his birthday with him

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5xp6-pbkxI

He later had running stomach and stomach pains as well. He was later taken to the hospital when he was diagnosed, the doctor said he was poisoned.

Stop spreading false news, the guy nah thick Aye mi Lord. Cartel man for UAE. He died of KIDNEY FAILURE! His birthday is March 30th, he died on the 8th of May. Nah him Squad confirm the news.

Romance › Re: The Reality Of Ladies Raping Guys(My Experience) by PattyMike(m): 7:21am On May 02, 2021

MrFlavvor:
So yesterday I saw a thread where the OP asked if guys actually get raped in Nigeria and I saw a lot of foolish and ignorant comments about guys wanting to be raped. It made me realize that few people actually take such matters seriouslly in our society today. So I decided to share my story of how in my early years I was victimized by two different ladies older than me at the time.

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Same happened to me except the married woman. I was raped at 5 by a neighbor who was 14 then. And then again by an older divorced woman we use to call Aunty.
And till today I am attracted to women in late 30s to 40s. The flabby tummy, fallen breast, stretch marks and wide hips turn me on like mad. May God have mercy.

Autos › Re: Barely nothing to fix#Sound nissan xterra 2003#790k by PattyMike(m): 2:57am On Feb 23, 2021

Last price is? And phone number

Autos › Re: Nigeria Used Toyata Camry 1998 by PattyMike(m): 2:26am On Feb 23, 2021

Price and location

Autos › Re: SOLD: SOLD :: Honda CRV 2007-2011 l by PattyMike(m): 2:11am On Feb 23, 2021

[quote author=jacobjamie post=99332862]Will have to go this week or else I change my mind off the sale.. Money needed this week

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Programming › Re: Can This Pc Be Used For Programming by PattyMike(m): 7:02am On Feb 22, 2021

Baba wan show off lmao . Me I Dey manage my 8gb ram core i5 with keyboard light jeje. As we no get uncle to send us laptop from amelica grin

Music/Radio › Re: Prices Of Digital Mixers In 2021 by PattyMike(m): 4:05am On Feb 10, 2021

We no see your number. How can I reach u guys for enquires?

Travel › Re: The Forms Of Racism You Have Faced As An African Abroad by PattyMike(m): 3:53am On Feb 02, 2021

brightpre:
this is so me bro, I don’t even make eye contact with whites.

The funny thing is I do all my possible best to make them feel uncomfortable Lmao. I pinch one Indian bald oaf for queue for shoprite, As I dey tap am I dey pinch am e dey move change position I dey follow an move. I follow this guy reach outside, he pointed me to security I no even answer those N200 Idiots. He tear race go enter car move ASAP.

Worst nah Caucasians, I no Dey use eye see Americans. Once I see the green or blue eyes I tap u and ask where are u from, then my next question is are u enjoying Nigeria? Answer is always yes the people are nice. Then I say why then do ur folks treat us like shit? What if I said “Go back to ur country, we don’t want u here” will u feel good? They always say the same thing and apologize and call racists ignorant people. Oga if u weren’t here won’t u be one as well.

I have sworn to make the life of any white man or women feeling special very miserable. My excuse is they do the same to us there, I can do whatever the f.uck I want in my country gringo grin

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Business › Re: Chiller For Sale (distress Sales) by PattyMike(m): 3:47am On Jan 29, 2021

dhoncesar:
Still available...

is it still available?

Romance › Re: Pls What Can I Do by PattyMike(m): 8:57am On Jan 27, 2021

Slimslimqq:
amen. thank u so much for this piece sir, I appreciate it very much.. am in Yaba Lagos.

Send me a private message with your contact information and then forward ur CV so I can send to a friend of mine there.

Romance › Re: Pls What Can I Do by PattyMike(m): 12:34am On Jan 27, 2021

My brother keep going. Everyone has a story I have lost everything at a time as well but I was lucky I had a supportive mother who encouraged and supported me even though she had her moments of embarrassing me. Where is ur location? Perhaps we on nairaland can recommend you for any job that gets available.
No lose hope brother, better days are coming I swear to God. I have been through it faced hell for two solid years, in a whole year sometimes I won't even have 10k In my account but I thank God for today. God will provide bro, just stay strong.

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Crime › Re: How Do I Report Someone Who Has Been Into Cybercrime by PattyMike(m): 3:20am On Jan 25, 2021

Almost 10 years in somebody's house LOL. U no be tenant again, u be deputy landlord.

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Crime › Re: Cyber Crime And Spiritual Implications by PattyMike(m): 1:37pm On Jan 02, 2021

GofuckYourself:
Fiction you say ?

No need to say anything, live as you feel till you age well and pass on then on that day you will remember this write up

Have a great life brother

LORD OF LAMBA. Don't worry we will meet together there after we old die insha allah. Abi u no go pass on sef, osheeyyyyyy mouth piece of the gods.

Crime › Re: Cyber Crime And Spiritual Implications by PattyMike(m): 1:27pm On Jan 02, 2021

A very well constructed LAMBA. So well constructed and described one will think you are the deji gan gan. This is unfortunately just fiction, it is too well detailed LOL. A third person narration cannot be this well detailed.

Consider writing, you're good with fictions.

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Crime › Re: If You Are Reading This It's Too Late by PattyMike(m): 9:18am On Dec 30, 2020

theFilmtric:
If you haven't done it yet
Do you need someone to talk to?

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She needs money, not someone to talk to. If u have give or help her get a job so she can take care of herself. Nah suffer dey cause majority of depression for this Nigeria.

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