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Politics › Re: "Igbos Don't Have Any Connection With Biafra, Ijaws Own It" - Asari Dokubo by PattyMike(m): 2:32pm On Jul 28, 2021

Yeah? But when you hear Biafra, the first thing that comes to mind is ibo country, every other state would be second class citizens.

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Romance › Re: Should I Go On With The Marriage Preparation? by PattyMike(m): 8:01am On Jul 12, 2021

LagosNissan:
Your logic is flawed You claim she can take care of herself if you can't, yet you give her over 100k monthly.

All these while, what has she been doing with her money?

If you ever have any financial issue, that's when you will know whom this girl is.

Read my last post, she’s not a girl she a woman bro. A boss woman cheesy

. And the thing is ever since I been making her happy I never get financial ISU talkless of Issue, it’s been almost a year now I give her ma money like that. I don’t lack, that’s what I don’t understand when it’s seems things are dulling, I swear God provides a way. The money I give her goes back to us, by the way my wedding is in October. You’re invited Baba mi oni Nissan.

Romance › Re: Should I Go On With The Marriage Preparation? by PattyMike(m): 7:54am On Jul 12, 2021

sirjoe1124:
Ok I know all these are lies. You just want to feel good but the good news is that nobody is feeling you.

Lie sir how, if u DM privately I will send u proof cheesy

.....Then u can testify to the others here lmao.

My wife is my muse/good luck charm, when I give her I get it 5 times back. We dated for six years no break up once in that six years, dis woman was with me when I couldn’t gather 10k in a whole calendar year. This woman got an android phone for me to transcribe when work no Dey outside, I complained it wasn’t easy for me she got an average 50k laptop for me again to make it easier for me to make more money transcribing, I was sick this woman took care of my hospital bills. You can check my followed topic here to see about the transcribing. My chief I’ve been giving her and I will continue to give her for life, kill yourself if u don’t believe. God has given me the ability to and I will take care of my woman cus she is a rare gem bros.

Romance › Re: Should I Go On With The Marriage Preparation? by PattyMike(m): 8:42am On Jul 11, 2021

hustla:
I’m a man who can afford what I want and spend how I like.

You're a mumu man

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Romance › Re: Should I Go On With The Marriage Preparation? by PattyMike(m): 8:19am On Jul 11, 2021

Ekomatrix1:
I have this girl I have been dating for 4 years and we are planning to get married to this year. But I notice she does not like to sacrifice. I mean, she is kind of selfish.
what should i do?

Oga give her if she’s worth it, she’s gonna be ur wife let her enjoy ur money. It’s better than giving all this crayfish gals especially if she stuck with u when u didn’t have enough.
I give my fiancée 25k weekly for meals and sub etc, sometimes more when she needs to make her hair. So u telling her to use last 2 weeks 20k for food sounds somehow boss. My wife will even be coming over on friday for the weekend and still ask me to send money for the week and I’m like but you’re coming already won’t u eat here. That’s just how long time women are especially if they know u can afford it, if u can’t afford it they will know and won’t bother you for that period. Don’t mind all this ones telling u to cancel, see no better woman outside again o I’m telling u don’t start over, chances you will jam Devil with boobs is very high. God will continue providing so u will take care of her cus b4 u decide to marry her she must have shown qualities u like.

Meanwhile my fiancée has a job and earns about 100k Naira monthly, so she can take care of herself when I can’t.

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Crime › Re: Inside El Chapo’s Lair Complete With Hot Tub Tunnel He Used To Escape Cops(Pix) by PattyMike(m): 6:39pm On Jul 10, 2021

Iceyjayzz:
Because the house is located in a very dangerous location I think

That $9 is the amount for the raffle ticket, I think anyone can buy and anyone can win. Like a raffle draw or something.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Told Obama DMW To Stop Smoking Cigarettes (Video) by PattyMike(m): 7:02pm On Jul 02, 2021

FarahAideed:
I read the description of his symptoms and it's was very consistent with arterial thrombosis plus my IQ is over 180 I figure things out easily and I am always more than 90 percent right.

You 180 be deceiving urself.

Romance › Re: SCAM: GTBANK Just Debited Me 456 Naira For SMS Alert Charge - Is This Not Much?? by PattyMike(m): 12:36pm On Jul 01, 2021

They debited me 1,280 for charges. Very foolish people.

Politics › Re: Governor Dapo Abiodun Inaugurates 4.92Km Roads In Ado-Odo/Ota LG by PattyMike(m): 11:25am On May 27, 2021

Lies. No construction had been or is taking place.

Health › Re: Man Poisoned, Dies On His Birthday (Disturbing Photos, Video) by PattyMike(m): 1:55am On May 17, 2021

Gift52:
Watch video of man who was poisoned on the day he called his friends to celebrate his birthday with him

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5xp6-pbkxI

He later had running stomach and stomach pains as well. He was later taken to the hospital when he was diagnosed, the doctor said he was poisoned.

Stop spreading false news, the guy nah thick Aye mi Lord. Cartel man for UAE. He died of KIDNEY FAILURE! His birthday is March 30th, he died on the 8th of May. Nah him Squad confirm the news.

Romance › Re: The Reality Of Ladies Raping Guys(My Experience) by PattyMike(m): 7:21am On May 02, 2021

MrFlavvor:
So yesterday I saw a thread where the OP asked if guys actually get raped in Nigeria and I saw a lot of foolish and ignorant comments about guys wanting to be raped. It made me realize that few people actually take such matters seriouslly in our society today. So I decided to share my story of how in my early years I was victimized by two different ladies older than me at the time.

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Same happened to me except the married woman. I was raped at 5 by a neighbor who was 14 then. And then again by an older divorced woman we use to call Aunty.
And till today I am attracted to women in late 30s to 40s. The flabby tummy, fallen breast, stretch marks and wide hips turn me on like mad. May God have mercy.

Autos › Re: Barely nothing to fix#Sound nissan xterra 2003#790k by PattyMike(m): 2:57am On Feb 23, 2021

Last price is? And phone number

Autos › Re: Nigeria Used Toyata Camry 1998 by PattyMike(m): 2:26am On Feb 23, 2021

Price and location

Autos › Re: SOLD: SOLD :: Honda CRV 2007-2011 l by PattyMike(m): 2:11am On Feb 23, 2021

[quote author=jacobjamie post=99332862]Will have to go this week or else I change my mind off the sale.. Money needed this week

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Programming › Re: Can This Pc Be Used For Programming by PattyMike(m): 7:02am On Feb 22, 2021

Baba wan show off lmao . Me I Dey manage my 8gb ram core i5 with keyboard light jeje. As we no get uncle to send us laptop from amelica grin

Music/Radio › Re: Prices Of Digital Mixers In 2021 by PattyMike(m): 4:05am On Feb 10, 2021

We no see your number. How can I reach u guys for enquires?

Travel › Re: The Forms Of Racism You Have Faced As An African Abroad by PattyMike(m): 3:53am On Feb 02, 2021

brightpre:
this is so me bro, I don’t even make eye contact with whites.

The funny thing is I do all my possible best to make them feel uncomfortable Lmao. I pinch one Indian bald oaf for queue for shoprite, As I dey tap am I dey pinch am e dey move change position I dey follow an move. I follow this guy reach outside, he pointed me to security I no even answer those N200 Idiots. He tear race go enter car move ASAP.

Worst nah Caucasians, I no Dey use eye see Americans. Once I see the green or blue eyes I tap u and ask where are u from, then my next question is are u enjoying Nigeria? Answer is always yes the people are nice. Then I say why then do ur folks treat us like shit? What if I said “Go back to ur country, we don’t want u here” will u feel good? They always say the same thing and apologize and call racists ignorant people. Oga if u weren’t here won’t u be one as well.

I have sworn to make the life of any white man or women feeling special very miserable. My excuse is they do the same to us there, I can do whatever the f.uck I want in my country gringo grin

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Business › Re: Chiller For Sale (distress Sales) by PattyMike(m): 3:47am On Jan 29, 2021

dhoncesar:
Still available...

is it still available?

Romance › Re: Pls What Can I Do by PattyMike(m): 8:57am On Jan 27, 2021

Slimslimqq:
amen. thank u so much for this piece sir, I appreciate it very much.. am in Yaba Lagos.

Send me a private message with your contact information and then forward ur CV so I can send to a friend of mine there.

Romance › Re: Pls What Can I Do by PattyMike(m): 12:34am On Jan 27, 2021

My brother keep going. Everyone has a story I have lost everything at a time as well but I was lucky I had a supportive mother who encouraged and supported me even though she had her moments of embarrassing me. Where is ur location? Perhaps we on nairaland can recommend you for any job that gets available.
No lose hope brother, better days are coming I swear to God. I have been through it faced hell for two solid years, in a whole year sometimes I won't even have 10k In my account but I thank God for today. God will provide bro, just stay strong.

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Crime › Re: How Do I Report Someone Who Has Been Into Cybercrime by PattyMike(m): 3:20am On Jan 25, 2021

Almost 10 years in somebody's house LOL. U no be tenant again, u be deputy landlord.

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Crime › Re: Cyber Crime And Spiritual Implications by PattyMike(m): 1:37pm On Jan 02, 2021

GofuckYourself:
Fiction you say ?

No need to say anything, live as you feel till you age well and pass on then on that day you will remember this write up

Have a great life brother

LORD OF LAMBA. Don't worry we will meet together there after we old die insha allah. Abi u no go pass on sef, osheeyyyyyy mouth piece of the gods.

Crime › Re: Cyber Crime And Spiritual Implications by PattyMike(m): 1:27pm On Jan 02, 2021

A very well constructed LAMBA. So well constructed and described one will think you are the deji gan gan. This is unfortunately just fiction, it is too well detailed LOL. A third person narration cannot be this well detailed.

Consider writing, you're good with fictions.

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Crime › Re: If You Are Reading This It's Too Late by PattyMike(m): 9:18am On Dec 30, 2020

theFilmtric:
If you haven't done it yet
Do you need someone to talk to?

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She needs money, not someone to talk to. If u have give or help her get a job so she can take care of herself. Nah suffer dey cause majority of depression for this Nigeria.

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Travel › Re: See The Odd Side Of Living In Canada: Nigerian Lady Experience: PICS & VIDEO by PattyMike(m): 9:19am On Dec 26, 2020

EVILFOREST:
She's RIGHT.
You can't have it all.
But above all, experiencing Good Quality of Life, having peace of mind & being ALIVE supersedes.
In NAIJA now, DEATH means nothing, wot matters most is how u gonna die, since NAIJA draws u closer to Death.

Actually death is not rampart in Nigeria as in other countries. To be honest I expected Nigeria to handle covid-19 poorly but look at USA? 3,000 plus people die per day. Very sad. All nah make God dey protect us, even abroad too people die like fowl.

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Food › Re: Guinea Fowl: My Dad Bought This Creepy Bird For Christmas by PattyMike(m): 9:04am On Dec 26, 2020

mujaya1:
Is popular in the North, we eat it on sallah day, very delicious,it flesh better than chicken, it can fly from sokoto to lagos, before you catch it you will suffer that day.

So this fowl dey fly? All this while I've been thinking it's a flightless bird like chicken.

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Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by PattyMike(m): 9:38pm On Dec 19, 2020

[quote author=JasperVII post=97239421][/quote]At all. He's free to expose them but only speak truth, and anybody else wey lie for ontop this thread go suffer for 600 years. I no know wetin una dey benefit from lies.
Make we lock up on dis matter, story don dey long make we no derail the thread.

Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by PattyMike(m): 7:20pm On Dec 19, 2020

CharleyGold:
Please, what is your gain derailing the thread? For the fact there is a particular name: Idris Aloma flying around youtube does not mean its the same as OP.

For the record, you can have more than one Mai Idris Aloma in a temple. Even an axehead and a chief priest had the same SN in the same temple.

Like I said sir be open minded and when u have time check it out. All Idris Alomas can't be petty and bitter slanderous liars. I can bet my left balls it's this guy. Sorry for derailing but I just gats let people know. His intention is honorable yes to enlighten people but then don't add lies.
The personality is like an imprint of one's self it can't be hidden. Like I said I wonder if all Idris Alomas (btw there is only ONE Idris Aloma on youtube) seek to expose NBM and shed light on secrets he's not meant to.
His imprint, how he responds to threats is very identical.
It can't be coincidence sir, open your eyes and see the hypocrisy.

The message is brilliant and enlightening but should be spoken without lies and falsified information. Everybody knows joining NBM is like buying a one way ticket to hell, if God helps u then maybe u will miss your flight.

Again sorry for derailing but I always stand for the truth.

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Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by PattyMike(m): 9:55am On Dec 19, 2020

Don't quote me. Do research or continue believing part folly. Its as easy as that.

Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by PattyMike(m): 8:55am On Dec 19, 2020

opera1:
But u should have ignored him totally coz he's of no relevance here other than nuisance. Seeking attention here and there.

He can't help but clap back, he is a petty and salty person and enjoys the attention.
Go and see his clap backs on his youtube channel, he enjoys the clout. He has two channels, first "Idris Aloma" where he condemns cultism which is good but then lies again, on his first he claims jolly are actually gay sexual orgies where Assmen (as he calls them) have sex with themselves.
He posted edited videos defaming people, on the second channel he posted a man's pics and added voice calls of a scammer calling Britons and asking for thier account details claiming the man in the picture is the fraudster without proof.

Saynotocultism on your second youtube channel Uche Tobias u posted falsified videos 6 years ago and for the past 2-4 months u have been posting Aye jolly songs consecutively just to get views and u supposedly hate them now. This guy no be DSS or anything, agreed nah former axeman possibly but nah very petty and attention seeking human being.

If I dey lie anybody can do research and keep an open mind, his pettiness and clout chasing is obvious in both youtube channels. Check Idris Aloma first, watch the videos and read his comments interaction u will see it the same personality that's in the Uche Tobias channel.

U can use fake names but you cannot hide your true nature.

You should have seen the way he was boasting about the youtube views on one of his fake channel. I quote "Why will I take it down when I have over 190k views".

I'm not even a cultist or want to be but it makes me sick watching hypocrites and liars fingering my brain with hypocrisy.

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Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by PattyMike(m): 8:16am On Dec 19, 2020

b3llo:
I hear say Bukky boy worry that year for MAPOLY Na Sugar come end am. Sugar too Na rice pellet them use finish am...

No be rice pellet, nah bullet enter eyes tear skull. Live by sword die by sword, him time just reach cus I no dey sure on how the shooter wan aim that eyes. He died around Lalupon Ibadan over a matter that didn't concern him, he just came out to show himself when he start dey here gunshots.

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Food › Re: The Bad Eating Habits I Find So Hard To Stop by PattyMike(m): 4:09pm On Dec 13, 2020

dollytino4real:
it gets me tired of eating, I will eat the bread fast and the tea is still plenty inside bowl

Inside bowl ke. grin

U use bowl to drink tea? Lmao

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