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abdulo4real:
30k

Good offer but no sir. It’s worth more.

Still available.

SA

2.53GHz Intel Core i3-380M
4GB RAM
320GB 5400rpm Hard Drive
DVD Burner
Intel GMA HD Graphics
15.6" LED Backlit Widescreen Display
Webcam & Microphone
802.11b/g/n Wi-Fi
Windows 7 ultimate (64-bit)
5.3 lb

Weak battery health and weakened speakers, I hardly used it in almost 12 months. Works perfectly besides the battery.
Charger included.

Asking 40k slightly negotiable, location is Abule Egba. WhatsApp: ‪+234 814 964 3976‬

Terminator0x0:
My mum is trying her best but the baby is not cooperating she don't want milk or foods she want breast milk

Kini. Give am Nan joor it’s 2,850 here. My baby gal is two months and she takes it sometimes make the mama for rest. Give that baby formula, na ur pikin face am squarely that man no go help u train ur pikin. If he want only his daughter and the gal still dey him side it means she sef don tire for the kind life wey she Dey live with you. A real mother will not be away from her baby for such a long time, if na to fly fence she for don come back since. U better buckle up and take care of that baby gal. It’s obvious u can’t offer both mum and baby at least a decent life for now, so kuku focus on the baby forget the mama for now Abeg.

Olasyke:
Mama's boy. Your emotions would get you killed or worse. After all they've done to you, I thought you'd cut them off and severe ties with them?

Person wey no well. Tey tey I go don break sim throway claim orphan. For am to kneel down swear for me Omo no going back.

Oga boss hope all is well

Antelope no really sweet, it’s like aromaless goat meat but tougher. Even after boiling and roasting as someone recommended u will need to soak it inside stew or soup for some hours so the meat/hide gets softer. If u want to buy bush meat next time go for grass-cutter, that one is tastier, juicier and can be prepared easily anyway u like. Mehn I miss Ilaro lol, 500 bushmeat is almost the size of my palm. I Dey buy like 3k own come house throw am inside stew make e soak wella.

tomtomastom4:
Yes o... When kids come, wahala dey o. But me and my wife are already planning on how to manage things when kids arrive. With the way pampers are expensive. We are planning on using napkins. There is no shame in it. Napkins were used on me. I remeber vividly washing the napkins of our last born. None of us sick cos of that, so why waste moeny in buying pampers that will drain the fund you are managing.

Funny thing is that pampers u mentioned u might end up not spending ur money to purchase. Family n friends usually gift these items most of the time. U will see for yourself when it’s time, children have special blessings.

U sha dey find ur 3k around oshodi. Lol

For me this place just need retouching.

ChildOfDoom:
Hmm I fell after 68 days. But I get to smile a little. I was so broke and hungry. No one was Willing to lend me.

Good luck came when someone dropped 40k with me for a transaction. I tried my luck and it worked, before I remitted the Money.

Eating fine now (at least for the next five days) before I start my repentance all over again. So help me God

Lol did you think you could ever change? LMAO. Better don’t waste your time, u fell after 68 days, I am unfollowing you truly there is no hope for you again. Your salary should be enough to sustain you feeding and transport for a month. (no wife or pikin to feed)

Marry your friend, simple. Forget big ass and breast, she sabi do the thing or not. Character and friendship is important, just as much as marrying someone you know in and out. Accept her flaws and manage it, only accept a flaw u can cope with. If u can't cope with it, leave her and go for someone u can cope with. Everyone woman is flawed. The nice and generous one go dey cheat, the one wey dey faithful go stingy/selfish, some own na wickedness to in-law, others na greed, some just no get sense naturally, others na born troublemaker, some na stubbornness don't do this na that one she go do, then u finally see the woman wey get all good quality but she dey lie down like stick during sex.

Pick your cross and carry it that is marriage for you.

RichDad1:
Jagaban : One man island. No godfather.

Lol nah him gan gan be godfather. Obj them set.

U can tell he is bitter and wants to take away what she loves the most. To the extent of wanting custody of the woman’s child lmao. Person wey no be u born lol mofo

LMAO can’t be real.

[quote author=questioner post=113020189][/quote]Both of them na hoe. The YS na ur package make her open leg, the OS sef wan chop her own too. Funny enough the elder one knows the kinda of sister she has. She's not interested in you tbh, probably wants to compete with her younger sister. My advice? Pansh and discard both of them, two sisters or two friends no be new thing. Crossing the line for me nah, mother and daughter LMAO. That one get as e be.

ChildOfDoom:
Day 4 - 11/5/22

Clean

Trying to use not more than 350 (at most) a day for food. At times, overspending and using people's money, puts me in a precarious situation where I get to gamble.

ROUTINE

- Trek to work
Morning food - small bread and akara (150) free water from water dispenser

Evening food - small beans and garri (150) fetch a can of water home (from water dispenser) to soak garri

LMAO

Simp

Don't bother asking women for help, it's a waste of time. That is where you lost it for me. U can't show ur weakness to women of nowadays, they will ridicule you I'm sorry. That gal get where she dey go from ur place haha.

ChildOfDoom:
please I am interested. Where is the Venue for the cleansing? I lost again. Currently held down as I try to use my influence as a banker (showing my id card) to find a way out. I played 17k credit. I am begging and lieing I earn 120k monthly. Promising to pay back by month end with interest. My pay is just 45k and my accumulated debt should be large by now

Please save me

U no get life o walahi. If to say u dey lag I for cramp u somewhere give u better drilling make ur brain reset.

nifemi25:
It seems you and buhari has changed our constitution and the citizen isn't aware

Haha by birth sef dey but the person must have blood ties to the country. Unfortunately mr Heibe no get blood ties.

ChildOfDoom:
Things I could have easily bought with the money:

An office bag (I use paper bag to the office)

A power bank (This would have stopped my going to betshop to charge my phone)

Food for 10 days (The balance would have sustained me for the next ten days)

If only I can turn the hands of time

ChildOfDoom u don chop N4,650. E be like say Madrid go qualify. Use the money chop o abeg u don too suffer.

ChildOfDoom:
Updated...

I am in big trouble tomorrow. I just lost 21k I was keeping in my account to give to customers tomorrow. Virtual oo. God save me.

New resolution : Not visiting betshops for any reason again

Please someone give me loan

Oloribu ni o.

As man don't have a FAM to celebrate with man decided to celebrate with his online FAM

Special thanks to Dorcas aka mama Cyprus don't know your moniker

Y'all are angels without wings[/quote]Happy new month manchi

Being gay is not the end of the world bros. For u not to have any gf even at 26 it means u never pansh. My bros u are gay? Stop hating yourself, be open to all possibilities, access yourself by yourself. And after all these exercise, accept whatever you find with an open mind. You might sexuality might even be more than queer sef, this one you’re watching animal and human porn. Abeg o haha. No matter what it is, accept it and move on. No matter how hard you try, you can never change yourself.

ChildOfDoom:
hmm. Which woman case bad reach me. Me that will wake up early in the morning. Without praying, laundry, bathing or brushing, we go and camp in a bet shop all through. The only positive thing is, I get my phone charged, watch TV and see my companions (fellow losers) to chat with

U will chat with them with that same mouth wey u never brush?

Help2020:
Ha,which kind life be this? What of somebody that just comeback to Nigeria and the person is not aware of all this?
My God,what has Nigeria turned to?

Them Dey look face as well. How u carry ur sef matters. I’m sure am abroad returnee won’t look brutish, hardened and rugged.

Antimarraige:
So I'm thinking what if it was just a random dude walking across the street who doesn't know anything about cultism, can they kidnap the person based on assumptions?


I stopped wearing colored shorts because of these people, all my shirts are now white or ash or dark green and I've always loved black shirts

Abeg dress as u like joor nothing dey happen. I wear black on black almost everyday for the last two years. Even yesterday I wore black top, black timberland and black face cap to an event to a cultist warring neighborhood. But u should avoid any top of the mixed colors yellow and black or any head gear with the mixed colors of yellow and black. Aye color is yellow, black n white. But if u want to draw attention to yourself then by all means wear white top, black trouser or jean and then nack yellow socks with ur palm slippers stroll commot Lol. I guarantee u will not return home the same haha.

Good day nairalanders

A friend of mine was robbed around abule egba by thieves on bike around past 6 on her way to work. Her bag was stolen and it contained a few personal effect, about 2k in cash and her phone.
About past 11 she logged into her email on an old phone and saw email alerts of all her money taken from GTBank, Access and Union bank all totaling to N251,000 (airtime and ussd transfer to another account) at about 8:27 am. She is distraught and has been crying all day, she no gree console o. Life savings fiam!

My question is has anyone faced this and what steps can be taken to possibly recover the money from the bank since na their poor bank security allow unauthorized access to her accounts. Her ATM wasn’t even stolen, mehn I was shocked. She was robbed by 2 men and a bike man, one of the men was holding a big stick. Any suggestions for her?
Front page pls
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Seun

azraeljaheel:
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Good bless you man

Bless u too boss mi

SarakiBukola:
Shameless Nigerians encouraging him to break an agreement.

Frankly speaking... you do look like an unkempt criminal.

If you knew you couldn't pay up... you shouldn't have borrowed.

People who do that are evil and heartless. Some of you would be at front row in Churches and Mosques yet you would mercilessly keep a lender's money.

I don't pity you at all.

I am pissed that you would make those in genuine need suffer.

Lmao bros abeg e don do, no add to him depression. Unkept criminal bawo. Nah owu Dey blow am no be criminal abeg. Everywhere dry like bone.