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CrimeRe: Hushpuppi Responsible For Diverting Money From SS Lazio by PattyMike(m): 10:37pm On Jul 05, 2020
TheEnlightenedO:
He's a flight risk he isn't stepping out of jail till the end of his sentence
But they will seize his passport nah, he can't go anywhere without his passport. Where he wan run go inside Yankee?
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi Responsible For Diverting Money From SS Lazio by PattyMike(m): 7:30pm On Jul 05, 2020
EmekaBlue:
grin where he dey hide d money...abi na swiss bank wey dey help dodge fraud

una dey laff hushpuppi...watchout after serving few years. America will convert him to it's citizen and help work at d interpol

From ikorodu to riches to prison then to an american working class citizen
Wrong. The simple fact that he is a Nigerian will ruin any opportunity for him. He will go at least 15 to 20 years and will be deported after serving. The US system no send Black man, not even a black American but an African, worst of it all a Nigerian. But I feel they should at least give him bail.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by PattyMike(m): 2:03pm On Jul 05, 2020
houzing:
QA don cast. If it was before, calls full queue dey wait. You can fully utilize every minute you put in, these days, you can wait 30 minutes with no calls. Now that they have reduced payment, na to look for better alternative.
Wait 30 minutes ke. Abi 30 hours, especially if you're not gold badge.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by PattyMike(m): 3:54am On Jul 05, 2020
These days I come to this thread, read posts and run away. grin grin grin
The mistake myself and few others here made when we started was thinking or trying to make transcribing (especially on QA) a full time job ; cheesy. It's not, it can't be without risking your physical and mental health while working over-time (particularly on QA). Thank God for side hustle that if I had been slaving away for QA I wouldn't have had time for. This QA hustle nah do am, rest, do am again, rest again. I still do QA when I have the free time, but of course only strictly P.Foster, SQr, ISSA and co. grin I can't kill myself for anybody, how much are they paying me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by PattyMike(m): 3:08am On Jul 05, 2020
Sijebyte:
Please a need a team of good Transcribers
If you can transcribe in any of the languages below please contact me
France French
Spanish
German
Portuguese
Please chat up

https:///DUWRHxFHReFtPXCa8
cheesy cheesy cheesy Shey u dey wyne for here ni? LMAO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Bournemouth (5 - 2) On 7th June 2020 by PattyMike(m): 4:55pm On Jul 04, 2020
StepTwo:
Squawka

29': Mason Greenwood scores with his left foot

55': Mason Greenwood scores with his right foot

Both sweet strikes. This kid is bonkers.
The boy dey para, reminds me of van persie
RomanceRe: He Exposed My Sexuality, Now He Wants Sex From Me: I Need Your Advice. by PattyMike(m): 11:35pm On Jul 02, 2020
Adonis86:
we chatted on Facebook and WhatsApp during the period of my trial. He has his pictures on both apps.
I'm not done reading o but I think u should get ready for onslaught of possible edit the living with HIV part. Nairalanders will curse u o and associate it as a gay disease.
TravelRe: Beautiful Pictures Of Abeokuta, Ogun State That Will Make You Love The City by PattyMike(m): 2:41pm On Jun 30, 2020
B1GG:
abeokuta
Guy you can lie Sha. These photos you posted are not roads in abeokuta, but ogun state. The city Abeokuta has one of the best(wide like mad) roads in Nigeria. The state roads are amazing, it is some actually few feeder roads that are bad. They have better roads than in Ibadan if you should know. This pics you sent are just after ifo, before kpakpa on your way to abk. I lived in ib for years, I hate the intensity and roughness of Lagos and hopefully want to relocate finally to abk. I've visited severally, from lafenwa go quarry road go pansheke go agbarra go iyana mortuary that IBD hotel side. I don't know about other things but I know they have good roads cus I've seen them myself, bros why now.
RomanceRe: Was My Childhood Effeminacy The Reason For My Homosexuality by PattyMike(m): 2:45pm On Jun 26, 2020
HuntSon:
Yeah. You're absolutely correct, both heterosexuals and homosexuals have reduced their sexualities to mere sexual relations. I can understand for the gays cos their sexuality is not openly celebrated and most gays are on the down low. So that's why they just wanna satisfy themselves and move on with the available gay person they see coupled with the excessive porn they see.

We grew up to see straight men as the standard that's y most gays esp when young used to fantasize about them(esp bottoms) but I'm glad the society is advancing to where you can hook up with someone of the same sexuality. It used to be very emotionally difficult like you said. For me, once i discover you're straight or pretending to be one now, its a huge NO and turn off for me.

We're many, me for example, i only want a relationship built on love, that's y i turn down most advances cos they just want sex. It annoys me alot to see homophobes reduce my sexuality to mere sex cos they do it with heterosexuality.

I apologise for the harrasment you've received in the past, not all queers are like that.
Nah bro. The harassment thing is all water under the bridge. Probably they mistook my curiosity for interest or consent and probably thought I was queer too. As at then the queer concept was new, strange to me and I wanted to know know and know. I was not satisfied with research online. Even went as far as asking personal questions, honestly it was intriguing about a whole different side of nature. For example I didn't know there are queer animals too. I needed to understand what the phenomenon was and why people hated it and all. Whatever I faced was nothing compared to the personal experience and little knowledge I gained. Like, when I talked about the boarding school situation. Of the four guys I asked, two were molested in boarding school and admitted that they don't have any sexual attraction whatsoever to a woman (like no erection) talkless of love.

The other one was molested too but with the son of a family friend who was in boarding school that one went on for years until they relocated. The one nah bingo, serial umm (do we call him a manizer? grin).

Then the last guy was just attracted to boys from the onset. He dated a girl for a while due to family and peer pressure but described the sex like eating white rice with no stew or salt (he would just put in his semi flaccid pen!s and lie that he has erectile dysfunction) lol. And the love was onesided, he liked her but he just couldn't love her. He enjoyed spending time with her but dreaded intimacy. She was the first person he came out to and was very supportive, although nah naija girl but she spent most of her life in London. I think the worst thing a queer person can do is try to change or hate him or herself for what they are. But then what do I know about how it feels to be seen as an abomination especially in Nigeria. Very insensitive people in this country.
RomanceRe: Was My Childhood Effeminacy The Reason For My Homosexuality by PattyMike(m): 1:08pm On Jun 26, 2020
HuntSon:
You started well but ended up badly!

Sex is different from sexuality which is also different from addiction. Even if a gay guy refuses to have same sex, it doesn't take away the attraction.

Lots of gay men like me for example, have heterosexual sex and watch straight porn, but it's just what it is... Pleasure!

We can't be romantically or emotionally involved with women like you straights do and that's just it. A straight guy who may have anal with the same sex may get addicted to it but it still won't make him see men as an emotional companion like gays do and vice versa.

If being gay was just about the sex, then alot of gay men would have been converted with a vagina. But it's more than that! Nowadays heterosexuals has reduced their sexuality to mere sexual adventures, that's why homosexuality repulses y'all cos the first thing you picture is SEX.

Your friend who offers sexual services for gratification is just a greedy fellow. I wonder where this narrative of boarding schools grooming homosexuals came from, why hasn't mixed schools make homosexuals straight??

This guy's problem is that he's making it more difficult for himself by denying himself and coupled with the fact that he's very addicted to porn! We don tell am tire

Btw i noticed your nice points and contributions, thank you.
True true I didn't look at it from the emotional level cus most gay men I met were more concerned with the sex. The first was a guy on Facebook told me plain and clean that he wants to f me and I was like guy what's your problem, I am straight. The second one was an old friend the guy was actually pressing his erection on my bum, I almost got physical with this guy but he apologized and we moved on. But looking at it from your point of view it must be frustrating to love and not have that feeling returned. Imagine falling in love with a straight man. Yeah zikky nah animal, sexual satisfaction for money especially when you're straight. According to him he had to take enough alcohol before the act. I have never actually met a gay man who was looking for love, most just want to realize the fantasy of gay sex. Anyway kudos to you guys for hanging on, I can't imagine how difficult it must be emotionally for y'all.
RomanceRe: Was My Childhood Effeminacy The Reason For My Homosexuality by PattyMike(m): 9:25am On Jun 26, 2020
Durentt:
I am 22 years old and i am homosexual. I am trying To remember how all these started To create a correlation in understanding this lifestyle and possibly finding a solution.

I remember acting effeminate at home from 6 year old till 11, but in school i was not effeminate, just normal. And from JSS, i was like every boy.
I dont do sports but hang around people that do it. Even till date. I cant kick the ball

In pornography, i started with heterosexual pornography as every normal boy, heterosexual sex games and heterosexual thought while masturbation for a year, until i saw gay porn six years ago and never went back. But i am now trying To stop porn all together

Why am i like this.

I am not looking for your pity or disdain just answers if you have any
Do you want the honest truth? Acceptance!

You're are struggling because you are struggling to accept your identity. Even if you castrate yourself, you will still be sexually attracted to men just minus the urge.
Nature is strange, there are queer animals too and not just humans. Personally I can't look at gay porn or a gay sexual picture. It will revolt me and when I close my eyes I will keep seeing the image. Sexual exposure from a young age I think is the cause. For example I was molested sexually at age 6 (can't call it rape cus I don't remember a penetration). The gal was 12 or 13 and it made me try it out sexually with others infact I kept doing it will other spoilt children until I was about 16. Just normal mummy and daddy cloth on cloth shyte. I had a very high libido and I still do, and till now I am very highly sexually attracted to older women, like women of 30-45 arouse me very very quickly even just by sight. Sure I like younger gals too but not with the same passion of older experienced women, my reason is for their sexual experience majorly. Imagine being aroused by fallen breast, stupid big wide hips and ass.
Now back to you, think well and clear far back. Someone must have tried it with you when u were a child or you tried it with someone play play and found it pleasurable. Some queer guys I knew said they started from boarding school, school father and all that starting playing with them and sucking their dvck and they grew into it and couldn't stop. A friend of mine here said he started doing it for money with one banker who gave him 10k after sex (the banker was bottom and the guy was top) and then he met others who would do one round with him for 5k. It got to a point where he preferred sex with men, he said it was so bad if he slept near a male friend all him anus go just dey wet like pvssy. Now he's back to having sex with women but I'm very sure if he gets a very good offer he will offer his bombom again.
Again back to you, I dunno if you're a virgin but try having sex with a woman, if the pleasure is the same then u can try changing one pleasure for the other. Or if it's not as satisfying then find a gay guy and make una dey live una life low low, just have money u will see them wella.
It is your cross and u have to carry it, you can't change it don't waste your time trying. If u have never had sex with a man then have it with a woman and try to be content with a female body. The thing is do what works best for you, don't rape or molest, don't have straight or gay sex without consent and always use protection especially for gay sex.
Live your sexual life codedly cus it's against the law here or save up and go abroad where u can practice your sexuality without prejudice. Nothing is wrong with you, it's just nature.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Abiola Ajimobi Dies At 70 - Independent.ng by PattyMike(m): 5:42pm On Jun 25, 2020
His wickedness has finally caught up to him. This man showed ibadan pensioners shege. His workers were terrorized by him, many civil servants were treated horribly by this man. I am not disrespecting the dead but this shows that no matter how powerful and influential you are, u will still die one day. His first term was okay, bit second term was fire. Rest in peace Gov ajimobi.
HealthRe: China: Man's Bladder Explodes, Fell Asleep For 18 Hrs After Drinking Excess Beer by PattyMike(m): 12:17pm On Jun 25, 2020
And some Nigerian men will drink two cartons.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by PattyMike(m): 12:12pm On Jun 25, 2020
elantraceey:
I believe it was an error or something. That was the exact message she passed across on slack when the varying pay rate was first introduced. In FAQ, it still says 0.08 to 0.25.
It is well. I remember when I joined, 10 mins call was like $2.00. Then I will target 30 mins a day cus I can't kill myself and make $6 a day or more depending. Now everything don dabaru, some 15 mins calls u will score 5 and see $1.7, $1.8. Then even as a bronze member I will sleep and leave P. Foster calls wey go full queue, wake up and meet it there again. Good old days. sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by PattyMike(m): 12:06pm On Jun 25, 2020
kinzu:
Yeah, got the same mail but I think it's new bottle, old wine. I never still see the 0.3. Let's see sha and when they say 'easy' it's relative. It's just fishy somehow
Even for Fc Uk calls, it's not 0.30? I was like, I don't even bother with F. UK so this is not for me. God go help man with all this their Lamba.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by PattyMike(m): 9:59am On Jun 25, 2020
kinzu:
Just imagine the rudeness ehn. Person wey wan sell snake oil. Mtschew. Nothing wey transcriber no dey see for QA hand. Wey we still dey vex for low rates.
They sent me an email that they've increased payment to 0.30 highest based on difficulty and lowest of 0.11 for calls rated 3. Easy calls are around 0.18 to 0.22.
FamilyRe: N by PattyMike(m): 3:23am On Jun 24, 2020
Where in mainland pls? Ikeja? Agege? Oshodi? Surulere? Where?
CrimeRe: Police Rescue Kidnapped Philippino Lady Lured To Nigeria By Supposed Lover by PattyMike(m): 2:47am On Jun 23, 2020
Filipino, the worst kind of people to try to take money from, they simply don't have it. They're poor there and thier own Lagos is Manila, Manila is like the metropolis where majority of rich people live. The only thing they can offer you is unconditional love, no kpekem. Unless those ones working in Dubai, those ones can help you out financially if she doesn't have too many mouths to feed back in Philippines. Go Chevron estate, most of them are working in Nigeria too as nannies and domestic worker. I heard they're good nannies.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: At What Age Did You Make Your First N100,000? by PattyMike(m): 2:28am On Jun 22, 2020
I was 19 and it was N292k at Winnersgoldenbet with N100 lol. That was how I got the nickname octopus till today. cheesy grin. nah flexing, clothes, girls, phone and chop chop chicken and chips baby take me out carry all the money go lmao, oh yeah I paid my hostel rent then 45k that's all. Small pikin money nah akara e dey use am chop.
SportsRe: Pogba's Volleyed Pass To Rashford: Fans Go Wild On Social Media by PattyMike(m): 8:28am On Jun 21, 2020
Angelfrost:
Without argument... In every area: Passing, shooting, open play, breaking up defence, holding up play, etc...

KDB is just far more hardworking!!!
Both kdb and pogba are world class
RomanceRe: Narrate Any Scary Or Funny Experiences With Women Who Slept Over At Your House. by PattyMike(m): 12:36am On Jun 19, 2020
HMarshal:
Coming to think of it,
This house is a very old building,tho u won't know because of the refurbishing till uve lived there a wyl,
The bq is joined to the main building making a stretch of bungalow with two gates,on each end.

The main building has 8rooms & two toilets with a big sitting room space.
All modern amenities of comfort are there except an ac.

B4 my neighbor & her family moved into the main building,it's only churches that have been able to use it because of the big sitting room
But they couldn't even stay,they leave B4 1.5yrs

The chairman of the landlord association lives right behind the compound,an old loner who alot of ppl avoid in the neighborhood.
Always made it his duty to evict the churches,cos their prayers affects his "prayers" (his exact words).

I stayed alone in the bq for 2yrs cos no1 was interested in the main building till this my new neighbor.

My landlady lives a stone throw from there,she has cats numbering over 50(not to exag).how some came to live in the roof of our own house is a mystery

Anyways,if the smoke hiegtened wateva,I don't know,but this happened btw 9-11pm in my compound.being an estate ,every where goes quite once its 8pm.

I was a heavy weed smoker then, so I probly dint notice any weirdness,cos I worked in a club @nights & slept Tru the day.but I did notice my neighbors start doing prayer vigil most nights when am leaving for work with serious loud prayers few months after moving in.so she probly noticed some weirdness

Need I mention theres a popular semi mad skinny woman in the estate,lives in an uncompleted building there who does mini chores like weeding & compound sweeping who complains of some big men who don't let her sleep @night because they want to av sex with her.(name ELIZA)

Or seeing some one carry live sacrifices from the estate to the T junction outside the estate.i worked clubs,left home around 10.30/11pm.& The estate is mostly dead quite then.

As for the name of the estate,send me a mail,ild tell u. ericjohnjnr@yahoo.com.
If it's in agbaje I believe u 100%, although me sef dey para, winch no fit chop winch. Also these area Olodo, alakia, iyana church nah waste zone. These olodo, alakia and iyana church u won't go forward in life unless you're a strong man. In agbaje they will challenge u both spiritually and physically. Ologuneru is still okay small, dugbe and mokola is till fine, orogun is manageable, but some parts of Apete (no progress sorry). Ijokodo, gbaremu still dey manageable small, small o. Alaro and Idito, across poly only notorious for cult fights and bloodshed. I don't know about Bodija estate, I don't know if it was Bodija estate u stayed cus it's not far to 410, GQ and Plat. I have never lived in Bodija estate but those houses nah old houses o true true with old designs. Thank God say I no find house go there.
RomanceRe: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by PattyMike(m): 11:59pm On Jun 18, 2020
PureGoldh:
Bro.... I don't even find it hard to toast girls....ain't bragging thoo.

But there is just this Natural flow whenever am conversing with a lady....Maybe because am open-minded Sha.

But no be that One I dey reason now...Na to make money and invest more be my main plan
Open minded is not the word to use, I think you mean it's easy for you to flow with a lady because you're an "extrovert". Meaning you're a social and jovial person, easy to talk to and hold a conversation with.
When a person is open minded, it means he or she considers various approach to different situations or phenomenon. For example, a Christian man has a problem but he also considers going traditional to solve that problem (The Christian man is open minded and not narrow-minded).
For example a woman will say she cannot marry from any tribe except Yoruba, (that woman is tribalistic which is caused by her narrow-mindedness.)
Another example, I must work in oil company to make it, I must work in big company, I must work in bank. (Narrowminded).

Openminded- Well, if I don't find a job now, I can try to have a small business bringing daily income.

I hope you understand the concept now.
RomanceRe: How Can I Have Safe Raw Sex by PattyMike(m): 11:11pm On Jun 18, 2020
Minsk24:
Guru's in the house, una well done oh
I have been gradually loosing interest in sex lately and its bn due to my strict use of condom... Really e no dy sweet me again, abeg i don't want to join the "sex is overrated gang"
I need advise on meds to take so i can protect myself from STD's while enjoying the honeypot to the fullest..
Help a brother...
Go traditional, it actually works. I have a friend then in school, due to his love for pussy he did all sorts of spiritual fortification for STD. I think it cost him about 25-30k for all, he has slept with over 50 olosho (all raw, I know this). He did it about 3 years ago and earlier this year his main chick returned from Europe and insisted they get tested (all sorts of tests, genotype, blood group, hiv) before marriage rites and he tested negative for all STD. I stayed in his place for a year, he sleeps with at least 3-4 different olosho in a week all raw, if u don't Bleep raw he gives you Uber fare and sends you home no matter how late it is. His popular adage is, u can't lick sweet with the wrap on it cheesy cheesy cheesy, stupid boy.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Adedamola Adewale "Adeherself", 4 Others For Internet Fraud by PattyMike(m): 11:33pm On Jun 16, 2020
And the funny thing is that 55% of people condemning them here are doing so and at the same time chatting with their clients (payer), either white or black. Hypocrisy is real.
FoodRe: Secret To Cooking Nigerian Party Jollof Rice by PattyMike(m): 11:14pm On Jun 16, 2020
pocohantas:
You parboil rice by putting in cold water (without washing), cook for few minutes and wash. If you have been doing otherwise without issues, then I think you have no problem. I have three rice brands and they all have different methods for cooking.
.

I eat Mama Gold dunno if i am supposed to parboil it. Both jollof and white rice I have never parboiled, mostly due to absence of culinary skills. But I'll try it out an note the difference, thanks.
FoodRe: Secret To Cooking Nigerian Party Jollof Rice by PattyMike(m): 9:07pm On Jun 16, 2020
Pls how do I per boil rice? And what's the difference between perboiled rice and straight forward boiling. I always do the latter.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by PattyMike(m): 12:54am On Jun 15, 2020
Abi now. Yoruba people have an adage that says ifa n fani lapo ya (free things can tear pocket). grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by PattyMike(m): 3:57pm On Jun 14, 2020
webshopNG:
I'll give you 345.
Another concluded transaction. cool
RomanceRe: She's One Year Older Than Her Man. Should She Be Worried? by PattyMike(m): 3:34am On Jun 14, 2020
My fiancee senior me 2 years, cus she was always saying she can't date a guy younger than her so I told her I was a year older than her. Well, 3 years later nah my mama gan gan cast me. "He said he's how old? He's not 30 anything o, he's 27". Well Glory be to God she didn't even think of that but just smiled and today we are getting ready. Age is actually just a number, it's whoever you're with that matters. Btw my babe can easily pass as 21, tankolo somebody like this cheesy grin cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by PattyMike(m): 3:28am On Jun 14, 2020
Pls o how much are exchangers buying PayPal funds now for like $95? Anybody selling to exchangers pls update me, no Kobo must waste. grin
CrimeRe: Nigeria, U.S. Fight For Hushpuppi’s Custody From UAE — Premium Times by PattyMike(m): 5:21pm On Jun 13, 2020
Hushpuppi must be brought to Nigeria his home, even though he criticized the country many times. Nigeria is his only home, if he gets to USA he is finished. See as countries dey drag him money, Dubai obviously doing all they can to keep some of his money and assets. USA will take it all if given the chance, Dubai will not let any country own a piece of their property. They know how much in value he's worth.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Don't Like Each Other - A South African Writes by PattyMike(m): 5:12pm On Jun 13, 2020
Please what did he mean by, "Nigeria must fall".

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