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Y'all are angels without wings[/quote]Happy new month manchi

Being gay is not the end of the world bros. For u not to have any gf even at 26 it means u never pansh. My bros u are gay? Stop hating yourself, be open to all possibilities, access yourself by yourself. And after all these exercise, accept whatever you find with an open mind. You might sexuality might even be more than queer sef, this one you’re watching animal and human porn. Abeg o haha. No matter what it is, accept it and move on. No matter how hard you try, you can never change yourself.

ChildOfDoom:
hmm. Which woman case bad reach me. Me that will wake up early in the morning. Without praying, laundry, bathing or brushing, we go and camp in a bet shop all through. The only positive thing is, I get my phone charged, watch TV and see my companions (fellow losers) to chat with

U will chat with them with that same mouth wey u never brush?

Help2020:
Ha,which kind life be this? What of somebody that just comeback to Nigeria and the person is not aware of all this?
My God,what has Nigeria turned to?

Them Dey look face as well. How u carry ur sef matters. I’m sure am abroad returnee won’t look brutish, hardened and rugged.

Antimarraige:
So I'm thinking what if it was just a random dude walking across the street who doesn't know anything about cultism, can they kidnap the person based on assumptions?


I stopped wearing colored shorts because of these people, all my shirts are now white or ash or dark green and I've always loved black shirts

Abeg dress as u like joor nothing dey happen. I wear black on black almost everyday for the last two years. Even yesterday I wore black top, black timberland and black face cap to an event to a cultist warring neighborhood. But u should avoid any top of the mixed colors yellow and black or any head gear with the mixed colors of yellow and black. Aye color is yellow, black n white. But if u want to draw attention to yourself then by all means wear white top, black trouser or jean and then nack yellow socks with ur palm slippers stroll commot Lol. I guarantee u will not return home the same haha.

Good day nairalanders

A friend of mine was robbed around abule egba by thieves on bike around past 6 on her way to work. Her bag was stolen and it contained a few personal effect, about 2k in cash and her phone.
About past 11 she logged into her email on an old phone and saw email alerts of all her money taken from GTBank, Access and Union bank all totaling to N251,000 (airtime and ussd transfer to another account) at about 8:27 am. She is distraught and has been crying all day, she no gree console o. Life savings fiam!

My question is has anyone faced this and what steps can be taken to possibly recover the money from the bank since na their poor bank security allow unauthorized access to her accounts. Her ATM wasn’t even stolen, mehn I was shocked. She was robbed by 2 men and a bike man, one of the men was holding a big stick. Any suggestions for her?
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azraeljaheel:
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Good bless you man

Bless u too boss mi

SarakiBukola:
Shameless Nigerians encouraging him to break an agreement.

Frankly speaking... you do look like an unkempt criminal.

If you knew you couldn't pay up... you shouldn't have borrowed.

People who do that are evil and heartless. Some of you would be at front row in Churches and Mosques yet you would mercilessly keep a lender's money.

I don't pity you at all.

I am pissed that you would make those in genuine need suffer.

Lmao bros abeg e don do, no add to him depression. Unkept criminal bawo. Nah owu Dey blow am no be criminal abeg. Everywhere dry like bone.

Thugnificent:
Business wahala. Didn't have the money and I pleaded with the agent to give me some time.

To be honest I don’t understand how you’ll borrow loan and put it in Crypto business. “Crypto” that is unstable asf, you might HODL for months before you see profit. That is even if you invest a tangible amount before you will see tangible profit, months that sokoloan doesn’t provide.
I’m sorry my friend but you’re the cause of your misfortune, afowo fa ni I can’t even blame sokoloan here and I hate them like.

Can I call it rob? In school, an abandoned road hardly anyone passes but it’s a short cut to another part of the city. Went to get car part and was going back to the mechanic. Two police men stopped me and the bike man, they seize him bike, one with a rifle and the other one will a stainless shinning glock pistol. Good cop bad cop don start I was clean, sir I’m not doing yahoo check everything. Okay oya enter motor I declined (police kill young men that year) and I got stupid and was raising my voice claiming rights. Rifle guy gimme gbosa for face spit dry for mouth, my eyes clear straight. Pistol officer tried to shove me in the car I was scared and held my grounds, he commot service pistol shot my left thigh it didn’t penetrate, they changed it to I was a robber and my partner escaped. Long story short they cleared my account, 120k they go drive me go ATM, nah me dey withdraw give them. 30k each ATM Meanwhile they hid the gun under car seat and took of their uniform (shirt) in the car. Till today I don’t know if they be real police or thief. The stupid car I use vex sell am.

This is another thing u will observe about former and some current cultists, I mean rugged ones wey play the game then not this yahoo boys doing stuff with money. U will never see anyone with a meaningful life at the end. I don’t mean OP life is not meaningful but where he should’ve been karma hindered it. Once u have blood on ur hands cultist or not, it is almost impossible to have meaningful life. Even Alora wey den say na jolly, check their xyz kman life as e Dey be I mean the ones wey no die. No purpose, no achievement, no freedom to go anywhere. All cult is the same, nothing like we don’t kill, we are fine boys. As much as I love NBM they are killers parading themselves. They almost scope me with Kaluba aye dey and vampire aye dey, na u go decide ur game. You fit be Kaluba aye make u Dey low key. If to say I join NBM, Eiye for use gun scatter my yansh for Uniben.

Thatedoboy98:
Mumu man cho cho cho who send you message

Very big mumu. I never see him type of mumu for my life honestly.

Honestly I don’t understand people blaming OP, he’s not the animals that shot a ju intentionally as pay back. All shades of wrong, play ur game with who Dey game. If I was OP, I will be in full revenge mood. Both thier mama, papa, sister no go safe. I go wipe out the entire bloodline. But I don’t think NBM does that.

The truth is she will have survived if she got treatment on time to stop blood loss. They no even look say na woman chai.

Big man. I go show that way one of this days.

OP it's been 3 months, any improvement?

Yujiz:
Captivating story
I jst op young ones read & learn from others bad experiences

If I hear say they learn. I very nearly almost join NBM in school, already had LM sef. It was fear of the 7 hours of mending on Initiation night that scared me off. Aye no get VIP, u must collect even if na small. If u like get 1 billion. I know say if I no die that night I go turn condemn lmao.

The truth is not everybody thinks they’re awful. The responsible ones are 100% great choices. By single mom I no mean babe wey drop one keep with mama enter street back o lol.

JONNYSPUTE:
... So when you decided to stay one place Why didn't you go back to her?

She’s married now sir to a good man. And we are still good friends. U sabi ask question o bros chai. These was early 2017 to late 2018.

JONNYSPUTE:
.... So why didn't you marry the single mother you dated?

My bros lol. I no fit stay one place at the time, she deserved better.

toujurs:
How him go reciprocate, when u dn born one . It would be very tough for you to find true love, i will advice you, to focus your energy on getting a job or starting a business, and also your child, Be a prayerful and respectful lady as well , a man will find you.

I no understand, how pikin take be disqualification? Before I marry I dated a single mum, loved her boy no be small. The responsible single mothers are 100% wife material and will give everything to make it work. By the way I fit hook u up o, but the man is average looking, responsible and has a job. Very kind man. No answer this yeye people o. You be confirm hot cake even with a child and ur age.

It turns me on, am I weird? Lol

Oyinmiebiagric:
For those thinking this is just another story,it is my real life story. Its 80%,true and just about 20% fiction. Just the names and few things I changed. Anyone that stays within that location in the early 90s should know me.

It is mostly true cus the economy and prices of things tally with the timeline. Also u mentioned the famous three in lasu were NBM squad dey sit in front of office. Ride on broski. You have a remarkable memory.

marshalcarter:
Lolzzzz.... OP...na serious gbege you enter so ooo...blood covenant no be child's play

Not really lol. Thankfully he was smart enough not to say anything. Nothing in the tune of “I will never cheat or marry anyone else”. Nah two mumu wey lick there-self blood lol. Blood is the bond but no oaths were taken by either one thankfully.

4Christnow:
Am in 400level already I will graduate next year

Lol 400L and best step was to join frat. If it’s Aye remove the thought of leaving, they will kill u themselves if u denounce cus u already know too much. If it’s SEC you life is at risk. Aye can kill u at anytime even if u denounce or join yesterday. If it is BAN try the Nifes like they suggested or simply don’t participate, they will caution and discipline and try to force u back but once they see you’re not interested and u avoid them, don’t spend time with them in social just distance yourself. Don’t carry any valuable property out they will collect it as punishment. Eventually they will ignore u and call u weakling or coward and ostracize you. But you know better, u want to graduate peacefully. Every action has its consequences, u made your decision and now you will face the consequence. Good or bad. Goodluck.

Crystyano:
Call or text 09093543781


That's my number



I know what it means to feel like gambling



You can ask questions


It's not just about saying stop gambling


It's never about trying to force him


He has to start working almost 24/7 except when he's in school.


He has to start providing all he needs for himself except perhaps accommodation until he has saved money to rent a room.


You don't have to make it seem like you're punishing him.


Just let him know it has become financially impossible for his family to care for him like before as a result of the increase in the cost of taking care of him.


He has to provide for himself indefinitely.


Another thing is he has to be allowed to borrow money to feed or buy things on credit towards paying later.


When he keeps doing this .....,he will get used to it.

Then he will start thinking of nothing else except survival instead of getting expensive sturr through quick money or gambling.

Even when he saves a lot of money. ..he won't be somewhat controlled by the money.

He also has to be introduced to different businesses..... like different kinds of trading.....he has to know the potential profit .... another thing is he has to be told how important it is for him to not have too many children or a girlfriend that is only after his pocket.

In fact..., there's need for him to be asked the right questions for as long as possible....as often as possible.

He must also be told to not think of taking care of anyone else except it won't cost him what he can't afford to give.

I totally agree with that working 24/7, an idle hand is the devils workshop. When boredom strikes and lack of something to do, the mind will wander.

But if they cut off financial support, I think it might make him more susceptible to trying to make ends meet through fast means I.e Gambling. Like, if I play safe with 1k, I will make 1,500 profit. And if the 1k is gone, he will want to win his money back n leave. We know how that story ends.

Introducing him to trade like u suggested is a superb idea as well. Once he has a steady source of income he will learn how grow money through profits rather than fast cash.

Boogiebee:
My brother is 17 and addicted to gambling.
This addiction has cost us so much as a family especially my widowed mum.

He sees it as a means of income, change that mindset. Find him something that will give a steady flow of income. In my Uni days it was football accumulators lol. We use the money won then to do big boy in school cus allowance from home is usually squandered in days and sports betting was our hope to survive. One risky ticket straight win, one double chance ticket, one over 1.5 ticket, one goal goal ticket. 200 each lol. Never pick the same team in each ticket. One must come sha at the time, until I lost for two years straight no win. I started transcribing and seeing small change to sustain myself, overtime I just lost interest in it. It’s been almost 3 years since I book game last. The number one factor for addiction recovery is the will to stop.

azraeljaheel:
Elder happy new to you
All is well, Thank God say the water inside never drown us

Hope your side is fine too.. I don dey run my license ... It was that brother GAYbu that gave me the connect .. Whenever the man dey my side I dey unconsciously hold my yansh

Lol abeg o. I don call u, but u no pick.

My man e don tey. Hope all is well?

flokii:
I so hate fagg0ts ehnn... they disgust the hell outta me.

@Op pele o.. you're back where you started, back to square one.
My honest advice to you is that you shouldn't give up on men.. plenty straight men like us still dey outside.The devil is a liar.

Fake story. No mind nairaland and their publishers.

The only problem with this story is that exe files are programs for the computer. Just like apk is for android, u cannot open it and see gay pictures men knacking men. It will give an administrator prompt first: Install this program on your computer or cancel. That alone has given the story Kleg I’m sorry.

Kellibae:
Hmm what's wrong with all these yoruba alfas.. most of them are ritualistis ..that's why I fear them to the extent I don't buy meat from them when I go market, once I knew u are alfa I will just stylishly price ur meat nonsense and jakpa...
So go abuse me I will abuse them back

Make they no go give u human meat abi lol