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GraGra247:
Guy you're Shamelessly stupid. You folly is beyond redemption.

Does gay not correspond with yansh and anus in your mentally deranged & deformed gay mind.

What else do your fellow gay men revel on.

I hear u. But then what did gay men do to you? Why so much bitterness? Were you raped by a gay man? Your heart broken by one? Did your daddy leave ur mummy for a gay man? Why so much anger and bitterness.

Maryjane001:
Ur
Better v sense for once
I don't v issues with celestial church o, but their rituals are out of this world.
It is up to u to choose....

They have no rituals. If u claim they do, have you witnessed one? Cele is different from CnS o. What you would typically see in celestial church are white candles (not red or blue or any other color), u will see fruits of all sorts (orange, banana, pineapple etc), you might see tubers of yam, carton of soft drinks, bottled water, natural honey, salt or cubes of sugar. So, what is ritualistic or fetish about any of this items if I may ask. It's all for spirituality in one accordance with the holy spirit, for Thanksgiving. But then I don't blame you, Cele has branches all over Nigeria and the pastors of each parish can't be closely monitored. Some of them might engage is this things for externals coming for spiritual coverage or fortification (people are just too stubborn). I have seen a prophet grind 4 lux soap, pour holy water in it, lufinder perfume, candle wax from the alter, stuck one tiny cross in the middle and gave a woman looking for a child. As they left I just dey laff and he was also laughing, this was 2017. Just last week when I returned from ibadan, I saw this same woman at the Wednesday program with a toddler and new born baby. What did he do? Nothing! But they needed an anchor for thier faith to work.

Why not just relax and enjoy life and what you have. Don't look at other people's life and wonder why you are lacking. Once u stop taking life too seriously then u begin to give urself the space and time to actually let urself grow. It's slow but it's steady.

A mother will always be a mother, she's not stupid, she knows her child. Sha born for the woman make u rest enjoy your freedom.

GraGra247:
You mean you use your d*ck to poke your fellow man's shit infested anus with faeces gushing out.

You even lick the faeces before the act.

Guy u daft . Once una hear gay, next thing nah yansh and anus. Bomboclaat.

Fejos:
FUCCk Arlen and QA world.. na this work sure pass ooo... No stress of transcribing any shiit.. Just to listen and click the right options, thats all. Only Legends will understand this picture. Updates coming soon.. hahahaha...

So I saw many of y'all interested in this and uncle Fejos is currently not interested in shedding more light on this for others. If to say u know make u no post the screenshot , we go fish am out sha. The website is humanatic.com and u need a verified PayPal before applying. Sign in your PayPal first on ur chrome browser before attempting to sign up for the humanatic I tried a mock sign up and so far saw no test of any sorts. And yes it's a transcribing platform where u can also just review and click as the uncle said.
So, bon appetit folks and you're welcome.

Timagex:
. . Thank you, the brave man.


My Instagram page is @timagex photography and nature_with_nikon. I follow back... .

The first shot, looks like a photo from Natgeo wild. Fantastic photos, you're doing well.

When God bless me, I will have at least one Innosun in my compound. I like to patronize Nigerian made as long as it is of equal quality.

Missyford31:
Whites are caucasoids, black is negroid, Asian are mongoloid. Atleast that's wat Google says

You're late, really took ur time innit.

I still dey find who be Chief Marshall

Jackpat:
Chief bachelor

:DLMAO

Omo nah wah o. I even thought the rate would have gone back up a bit after a few weeks. 32 minutes call for $3.95 ke, ahhhh something that was $6. Bust brain, med o. My own QA account just dey gather dust and cobweb, and I have like 14 5s to enter gold. I haven't done anything in like 3 months now, no motivation rara. May God provide us all with more lucrative means of income, how many hours will someone transcribe to see $200 in a month with this kind of pay and lack of calls. Mad o.

FellaG, there is no roadmap to success. There is no trending IT skill that will automatically lead to success. It is the same mistake u made 10 years that you might make again, God forbid. Because ten years ago u were should I say seduced by bankers image and lifestyle, now u are asking to be influenced into picking up an IT skill. What u don't know is that success is all by the grace of God and what u are destined to be. There is one thing bros, at least one thing u can do very well right from when u were a teenager. One thing that even if they wake u in the middle of the night u will do it effortlessly. Now I don't know what it is, it could be u take amazing photos of people and things, it could be u make people laugh just by talking, it could be u are a great cook, it could be whenever something is faulty u identify the faults and fix it at least to the best of ur ability, it could be u have sweet mouth that is u can convince people, it could be u have great fashion sense. It could even be that you are skilled at sniffing out business and money making opportunities. The thing is you and only u know what you're extremely good at, it doesn't have to be a skill but just a passion or intuition that u can build upon and develop. People who are great, as in great at what they do actually ENJOY doing it and not just for the money in it.

folarr:
Nairalanders, Please I Need Advice

I bought a London used HP Probook 6450b from a guy they call "Alfa" for 65000 naira at computer village. Sometime later, my friend wanted to buy a laptop, I suggested he bought the same type I use.

He bought his for 60000 naira, when I was setting it up for him, I put on my laptop and his at the roughly same time, his laptop booted faster than mine, nothing appeared wrong at this time.

Fast forward a week, my friend bought a GTA 5 CD from computer village, after he installed the game, he gave me the CD to install the game on my laptop, but I didn't have time to play it at that moment.

When I got home, I decided to play the game, and to my surprise, the ran very slowly, around 10-15 fps, the next day, my friend called me to ask whether I was enjoying the game, I told him what happened and he was confused, he said the game was getting a minimum of 60 fps on his laptop, I then asked him how much RAM he had, he quickly checked and told me 4GB, since I didn't know how much I had, I checked mine, and to my surprise, I only had 3GB of RAM! I then checked the official specs of the laptop when it first came out, it came with 4GB of RAM!

My question is, should I go and challenge "Alfa" to get the RAM changed or should I let it slide?

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Bro, I have used this PC personally. Over the last 8 years I have use over 13 laptops including a MacBook air 2013. And besides my Mac, this ProBook is among the best top 3 in terms of durability and performance for a low cost PC. I used it for roughly two years, I was looking for excuse so it would spoil so I get another one cus I was tired. Don't bother Alfa, if u want u can make ur own 6 GB ram sef. It's like a memory card that u buy and they slot it in for you. Just buy a 2gb ram slot, they will remove the 1gb from ur 3gb and add the 2gb u bought making 2+2= 4GB. It should not be more than 2 or 3,500.

I don't understand why a woman will move in with a man she is not married to. If you're a woman reading this and you're living with a man who had done nothing on your head then you are a disgrace to not just yourself but your entire family. This is rampant even among students, living the so called couples life.

kestolove95:
my husband don't like wearing it and I am tired of using drugs to prevent pregnancy, it's very good d one my sis sent mi from u.k is finished I need another packs Cox me ND my husband have sex everyday

Big pharmacies should have it, it's not common but big pharmacies should have it. Maybe those pharmacy in the ShopRite mall should have it. Sex everyday is wow, where does he get the stamina

U started so u must finish it. Ask God to help u financially so u can keep helping her. Also know if she is taking advantage or she genuinely wants a future. Make sure you have plans to settle down with her and ensure that she has the same plans. This gals are sneaky.

Yes, I will.

They're just putting pressure on this guy. I pray he doesn't flop.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
But how do you explain a situation where you are not granted the the opportunity to grow because of your tribe?
I would rather prefer to be treated unfairly in a foreign land than in my own country.
Some folks left Nigeria not because it is rosy out there and they are some who would rather die abroad than come back home, believe you me.
The criminals ruling Nigeria have really messed things up.

That's why we need to be innovative. Help yourself, take advantage of the broken system in Nigeria. But sadly we are not, the idea of school is to gain knowledge to excel but we Nigerians see a degree as key to get open the door of a job. But no, we should make our own doors. Believe me when I say that as a Blackman the chances of growing abroad especially Europe is very very limited. You will succeed and have comfort yes but you will never grow. That's what Nigeria offers, growth. But the the opportunity to that is unfortunately limited to those who will do whatever it takes to grow. Lie if you have to, bribe whoever you have to. The changes we desire can only come when we are in the position to effect it. Now, how you get to that position is entirely up to you.

I said this before and I will say it again. The best place to grow and get opportunities is in your home country. No matter how beautiful and well taken of you are in another person's country u will always be an alien even when u become a permanent resident.

KindlyAssist:
That's some fortune.

It's not expensive. It's less than $10,000 including miscellaneous costs.

She wasn't poisoned, nah use they use this wan.

OG . I said this a while ago that Hushpuppi is just a pawn, Woodberry is the main thing.

theoneJabulani:
I don't think Mikel departure is solely the reason for their poor form after he left although there is. Connection. They were scoring consistently but also conceding at high rate.



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That conceding was less when Mikel was there because he was anchoring the defense.

SweetCunt97:
You sure about that? Like very very sure about that? No go lose guard.

Besides which day we even start to dey rapport here? Give silly guys Lil attention and they'll think it's all merry. Don't ever mention my moniker again.

This one nah man o LMAO

dangermouse:
Hosting only 40 guests in a traditional wedding is not tenable, unless done in the city, even at that u still have to make provision for 60 guests or more.

60 abi 100. There will be gate-crashers o who will wear native and come to eat and u can't chase them away.

OP stop decieving yourself and others here. 98% of people u posted on this thread have British and American citizenship (the western world owns them cus they molded and nurtured thier) Nigeria did not make them who they are today. They got the opportunity to achieve all this feat by the quick thinking of family and loved ones to send them out for opportunities. Even if I no dey this list I go make sure say my pikin has access to resources and opportunities by kicking thier ass outta here as soon as they start walking. I'm very sure if these guys had remained in Nigeria they would be trying to get on BBN Naija. The plans our leaders have for the youths is very bleak.

Actually, some parents owe 2 terms school fees. Many Instead of paying the debt take the child to another cheaper school and leave the proprietor with the loss. Only roughly 35-40% pay on time and duefully. Many pay quarter, quarter, quarter over the term. I'm talking 15-20k for primary students and 25-35k for secondary kind of private schools. This assessment is kinda biased, my mother in-law has a school in Lagos island and I know what she faces, some proprietors or proprietress face more loss and profits.

Upon as I promiscuous, I have never and pray to never sleep with a married woman.

Peeing in public might be difficult to stop. There are very few public toilets so it technically can't be helped. I used to eat in public too but ever since I started having girlfriends and forming big boy, nobody told me to stop before I gave myself sense. Eating on the road shows nonchalancy, meaning you just don't care about the image you portray. Remember first impression lasts longer, don't be an oaf.

You can learn anything at any age and be incredible at it. Even if you want to study medicine at age 40, you can and still be an incredible doctor.