₦airaland Forum

Missyford31:
Whites are caucasoids, black is negroid, Asian are mongoloid. Atleast that's wat Google says

You're late, really took ur time innit.

I still dey find who be Chief Marshall

Jackpat:
Chief bachelor

:DLMAO

Omo nah wah o. I even thought the rate would have gone back up a bit after a few weeks. 32 minutes call for $3.95 ke, ahhhh something that was $6. Bust brain, med o. My own QA account just dey gather dust and cobweb, and I have like 14 5s to enter gold. I haven't done anything in like 3 months now, no motivation rara. May God provide us all with more lucrative means of income, how many hours will someone transcribe to see $200 in a month with this kind of pay and lack of calls. Mad o.

FellaG, there is no roadmap to success. There is no trending IT skill that will automatically lead to success. It is the same mistake u made 10 years that you might make again, God forbid. Because ten years ago u were should I say seduced by bankers image and lifestyle, now u are asking to be influenced into picking up an IT skill. What u don't know is that success is all by the grace of God and what u are destined to be. There is one thing bros, at least one thing u can do very well right from when u were a teenager. One thing that even if they wake u in the middle of the night u will do it effortlessly. Now I don't know what it is, it could be u take amazing photos of people and things, it could be u make people laugh just by talking, it could be u are a great cook, it could be whenever something is faulty u identify the faults and fix it at least to the best of ur ability, it could be u have sweet mouth that is u can convince people, it could be u have great fashion sense. It could even be that you are skilled at sniffing out business and money making opportunities. The thing is you and only u know what you're extremely good at, it doesn't have to be a skill but just a passion or intuition that u can build upon and develop. People who are great, as in great at what they do actually ENJOY doing it and not just for the money in it.

folarr:
Nairalanders, Please I Need Advice

I bought a London used HP Probook 6450b from a guy they call "Alfa" for 65000 naira at computer village. Sometime later, my friend wanted to buy a laptop, I suggested he bought the same type I use.

He bought his for 60000 naira, when I was setting it up for him, I put on my laptop and his at the roughly same time, his laptop booted faster than mine, nothing appeared wrong at this time.

Fast forward a week, my friend bought a GTA 5 CD from computer village, after he installed the game, he gave me the CD to install the game on my laptop, but I didn't have time to play it at that moment.

When I got home, I decided to play the game, and to my surprise, the ran very slowly, around 10-15 fps, the next day, my friend called me to ask whether I was enjoying the game, I told him what happened and he was confused, he said the game was getting a minimum of 60 fps on his laptop, I then asked him how much RAM he had, he quickly checked and told me 4GB, since I didn't know how much I had, I checked mine, and to my surprise, I only had 3GB of RAM! I then checked the official specs of the laptop when it first came out, it came with 4GB of RAM!

My question is, should I go and challenge "Alfa" to get the RAM changed or should I let it slide?

.

Bro, I have used this PC personally. Over the last 8 years I have use over 13 laptops including a MacBook air 2013. And besides my Mac, this ProBook is among the best top 3 in terms of durability and performance for a low cost PC. I used it for roughly two years, I was looking for excuse so it would spoil so I get another one cus I was tired. Don't bother Alfa, if u want u can make ur own 6 GB ram sef. It's like a memory card that u buy and they slot it in for you. Just buy a 2gb ram slot, they will remove the 1gb from ur 3gb and add the 2gb u bought making 2+2= 4GB. It should not be more than 2 or 3,500.

I don't understand why a woman will move in with a man she is not married to. If you're a woman reading this and you're living with a man who had done nothing on your head then you are a disgrace to not just yourself but your entire family. This is rampant even among students, living the so called couples life.

kestolove95:
my husband don't like wearing it and I am tired of using drugs to prevent pregnancy, it's very good d one my sis sent mi from u.k is finished I need another packs Cox me ND my husband have sex everyday

Big pharmacies should have it, it's not common but big pharmacies should have it. Maybe those pharmacy in the ShopRite mall should have it. Sex everyday is wow, where does he get the stamina

U started so u must finish it. Ask God to help u financially so u can keep helping her. Also know if she is taking advantage or she genuinely wants a future. Make sure you have plans to settle down with her and ensure that she has the same plans. This gals are sneaky.

Yes, I will.

They're just putting pressure on this guy. I pray he doesn't flop.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
But how do you explain a situation where you are not granted the the opportunity to grow because of your tribe?
I would rather prefer to be treated unfairly in a foreign land than in my own country.
Some folks left Nigeria not because it is rosy out there and they are some who would rather die abroad than come back home, believe you me.
The criminals ruling Nigeria have really messed things up.

That's why we need to be innovative. Help yourself, take advantage of the broken system in Nigeria. But sadly we are not, the idea of school is to gain knowledge to excel but we Nigerians see a degree as key to get open the door of a job. But no, we should make our own doors. Believe me when I say that as a Blackman the chances of growing abroad especially Europe is very very limited. You will succeed and have comfort yes but you will never grow. That's what Nigeria offers, growth. But the the opportunity to that is unfortunately limited to those who will do whatever it takes to grow. Lie if you have to, bribe whoever you have to. The changes we desire can only come when we are in the position to effect it. Now, how you get to that position is entirely up to you.

I said this before and I will say it again. The best place to grow and get opportunities is in your home country. No matter how beautiful and well taken of you are in another person's country u will always be an alien even when u become a permanent resident.

KindlyAssist:
That's some fortune.

It's not expensive. It's less than $10,000 including miscellaneous costs.

She wasn't poisoned, nah use they use this wan.

OG . I said this a while ago that Hushpuppi is just a pawn, Woodberry is the main thing.

theoneJabulani:
I don't think Mikel departure is solely the reason for their poor form after he left although there is. Connection. They were scoring consistently but also conceding at high rate.



Contact me for US and UK used laptops. Free delivery available in Lagos, payment on delivery available nationwide.

That conceding was less when Mikel was there because he was anchoring the defense.

SweetCunt97:
You sure about that? Like very very sure about that? No go lose guard.

Besides which day we even start to dey rapport here? Give silly guys Lil attention and they'll think it's all merry. Don't ever mention my moniker again.

This one nah man o LMAO

dangermouse:
Hosting only 40 guests in a traditional wedding is not tenable, unless done in the city, even at that u still have to make provision for 60 guests or more.

60 abi 100. There will be gate-crashers o who will wear native and come to eat and u can't chase them away.

OP stop decieving yourself and others here. 98% of people u posted on this thread have British and American citizenship (the western world owns them cus they molded and nurtured thier) Nigeria did not make them who they are today. They got the opportunity to achieve all this feat by the quick thinking of family and loved ones to send them out for opportunities. Even if I no dey this list I go make sure say my pikin has access to resources and opportunities by kicking thier ass outta here as soon as they start walking. I'm very sure if these guys had remained in Nigeria they would be trying to get on BBN Naija. The plans our leaders have for the youths is very bleak.

Actually, some parents owe 2 terms school fees. Many Instead of paying the debt take the child to another cheaper school and leave the proprietor with the loss. Only roughly 35-40% pay on time and duefully. Many pay quarter, quarter, quarter over the term. I'm talking 15-20k for primary students and 25-35k for secondary kind of private schools. This assessment is kinda biased, my mother in-law has a school in Lagos island and I know what she faces, some proprietors or proprietress face more loss and profits.

Upon as I promiscuous, I have never and pray to never sleep with a married woman.

Peeing in public might be difficult to stop. There are very few public toilets so it technically can't be helped. I used to eat in public too but ever since I started having girlfriends and forming big boy, nobody told me to stop before I gave myself sense. Eating on the road shows nonchalancy, meaning you just don't care about the image you portray. Remember first impression lasts longer, don't be an oaf.

You can learn anything at any age and be incredible at it. Even if you want to study medicine at age 40, you can and still be an incredible doctor.

I did play virtual with some Gee friends back in school, we were playing to pass time. They distribute 2k give everybody to stake, omo dey chop all my own but I chop N1200 back that day. I book almost every weekends (my usual N100 per ticket) and I see virtualists wasting away in bet shops, I don't understand how they can be so comfortable throwing away cash. My love for money does not let me loose it anyhow.

China and USA has been having this cold war for a while now, might I say they are already at war sef. This days war isn't about nuclear bomb or guns and armies. Nowadays war is, I will ruin your life, your finances, u will starve, the world will desert you, your friends won't help you, no one will save you cus they fear my might. Then you will know power, true power.

That's actually low compared to boxing money.

You found a shoe that fits, wear it. But don't force or try to tell me to the same shoe. You can't ask the government to force the masses to quit eating meat. It's not done I'm sorry. O wrong nau.

Nna17:
There is no peace for one who wrecks havoc and causes immense pains to his victims...

Justice must be served!

Continue decieving yourself. Do u think he scammed an individual, every corporation he scammed had cyber crime insurance which will cover thier losses and extra expenses to beef up security. Fraud is wrong cus it's against the law simple, nothing like immense pain. Immense painer ni. All of u who think hush is a fraudster are wrong, he is what is known as middle man (link man), cash man that gets his cuts from fraudulent deals. Woodberry gan gan is the big fish but because he is not as loud as hush una no go know. No Yahoo boy making THIS kind of money will have time to be posting, following Gucci up and down, traveling here and there NO. To make that kind of crazy money, you would be busy 18 hrs out of 24 and the remaining hrs will be used to relax and get to work again. Hushpuppi nah just middleman the big fishes dey out there, FBI know this too and they will get them through hush. That's all he can offer for a lesser jail term, snitch on the rest. Imagine even inside prison baba still dey show off hire best criminal lawyer. Yankee dey laff am sha, all nah ploy.

Evaromantik:
And we'll be fighting ourselves over who has Red Mud and who has Brown Roofs.

Hausa, Igbo or Yoruba is not the problem, the Government is.

Do you know the number of accidents they will be recording on such roads daily.

Actually none or extremely rare cases. It is only a fool that will misbehave on a road like this. This road has been this way for the past 3 years, I have plyed it several times this year. About a mile is like this, very sad situation and the people in the bus blamed obasanjo for not fixing the road when he was president. Everyone single person in that bus cursed him (mostly old people). They even said the road to his father's family compound is more horrific than this.

I started to support Chelsea in late 2005, even at a young age I felt there was something wrong, I'm in the wrong place. The next year 2006 I watched a Man u match and switched to Man U immediately cus of how they played. Oh watching Ronaldo and Rooney was a joy, oh Ronaldo dribbling ruined Ashley Cole career. I denounced Chelsea immediately and I have never looked back, till date nothing irritates me more than watching Chelsea play and their supporters especially the supporters. They are the most aggressive fellows I have ever met, u just try to banter a Chelsea fan e will baff u with spit, if u keep arguing he can slap ur face. Only Chelsea fans, very troublesome set of people.

Which safekeeping lmao, Nigeria! If it was abroad the man's penis would be put in Ice immediately and then reattached.