₦airaland Forum

Missyford31:
Awwwww lefulefu, I'm small with little breasts but I have fat ass n I'm only an Aussie gal lol. Some off us do have asses. Probably not as big as some African women I see on here like those big big ones unless the white lady is fat lol. I think it's thought we don't have ass cos beauty is defined differently here cos white men like the women U see on magazines n tv. Skinny, flat ass etc. Majority don't go for hips, fat ass, curvy girls. Besides a big white ass don't look as nice on a girl as a black one lol. I used to hate having a curvy ass but meka likes it so idc so much these days lol

White women do have big asses. But most white women are insecure about thier weight, which I don't think should be a problem or concern as long as its not unhealthy or poses a health risk. The average Nigerian man loves curvy women, I know I do. Skinny gals are not just my thing.

Kabir5643:
Being gay na crime?

In Nigeria it is. And since this is an Islamic state with Sharia law, they could possibly be stoned to death. Let's see how it turns out.

femi4:
Oh, so you know acunnon and you didn't go through him. You're now calling him out if he knows the man.

Computer village/Alaba international is not for novice

Computer village nah for the brave . Those guys dey para. If you're not stubborn, you will be scammed left and right.
It almost happened to me this year I wanted to get a PC, I got overconfident say nothing dey happen and followed those street guys (middleman). They took me to one shop and was bringing dead wack laptops, the one Toshiba that was ok was overpriced at 45k and I wasn't prepared to pay more than 40k. I just dey give stupid excuse, I want higher GHz processor etc. I knew it was crap but I boxed in, they were like 4 in the corner shop, I have 40k plus cash in my pocket bulging out. They were eyeing me hungrily, one of them got tired of me and started formatting his laptop that I must buy it since his own is 2.8 GHz processor. We never talk price u don dey format laptop, sharp sharp I calculate dey yawn dey stretch like say I wan collect breeze. I Japa straight up, I stop enter one bro shop omo see this guys follow me enter that shop sha. I was forced to buy from that particular guy, a lower standard than what I wanted cus he was my way out. When we come start dey speak Yoruba, he personally escorted me to where I boarded bus home. Emi ke, mo giran gan. U see those boys on the road that offer to help, AVOID THEM.

Gang90:
Guy it interesting thing happening around me oo, it is not my fault, I'm serious, this one is urgent baba, I need gingering

U had better let the sleeping dog lie. Don't start what you cannot finish. You will only hurt her in the process and make her even more withdrawn after it ends. And it will surely end in tears, hers not yours. BTW why do u spend so much time in ur "married' brother's house, you will lose your respect when u always around, slowly but definitely. Normally if no be say ur sister In-law know ur parole she no for tell her friend to ignore u. Just one of those things. You may have good intentions but you're simply not just ready for what she wants.

It's caused by sexual immaturity. It stopped when I was 17

Is not easy mehn. God go help everybody. I don't know if those SEC abi SCC got orders from Arlene to be extra rude or what? But can we really blame them, they might be just as frustrated as we are, working for peanuts and they transfer that frustration on our own head. Only God knows how many transcribers they will attend to in 12 hours, maybe 100s and I'm sure thier pay rate will also be stretched thin though not as much as the transcribers. Cus even SCC wey dey very cool with me before is now being agitated. Ewo ni ikanra werey

nuelsam:
look ...I'm not the type that goes with your chit chats and bs....this thread is not for you...so get the fvck out

This one daft now. Classic description of pretty face, blank brain. U for no reply am at all.

Ishilove:
Where did you hear this from? This is a lie from the deepest parts of Hades.

My woman gets SUPER horn.y on her second and third day of period cycle, sometimes 4th. Every single month, never fails. Though it's an itch I never attempt to scratch but it's not a lie also.

supercent02:
thanks

Don't mind her jor, shouting small boy upandan. If u were a rich young man will she call u small boy gracing nairaland. Back to ur situation, if u cannot love her like she deserves then don't start what u can't finish. U will ruin how her family sees you and u will lose a good friend. Leave her in that friend zone, the same friend zone she built for you. Because if you hurt her u will lose a gf, a friend, someone who could possibly help u or ur child in the future. You never know, God fit do am make she marry one senator or big man and trust me, a woman (could be ur mom, sister, friend, gf, wife) who "genuinely cares" about u will never forget or abandon u in ur time of need like we men do to ourselves. I learnt the hard way believe me. My female friends from way back rode hard with me through tough times. How many 10k, how many 5k 2k, how many different kind of weekend cooking, how many borrow money no pay back . We go sleep naked beside ourself I no even reason am say naked woman dey beside. The men from way back when e sweet nko? All of them maneuver shaparly as everywhere dry. Dem go even dey bill u wey u no get sef to avoid ur own billing. Life

Omo see list, just to recieve what his father labored years for. My roommate faced something similar, his father died as an ASP and luckily for them he had arranged everything they will need to start the process down, he was sick for a while. I know when they started and when they finished, they spent money upon money to cut through long processes. They finally got the first payment from Leadway insurance into the estate account they opened after like a year and a half. As we see alert we actually trekked to withdraw 20k for flexing that day, no food since morning for school. They later got gratuity or something, about three lump payments all in millions. But they got everything over a period of about 3 years plus with bribing here and there to speed it up. It is not quick money, it will take time so don't put all ur hope on it. I think all policemen have life insurance with Leadway that the family recieve first when the officer dies, it comes out of thier salary automatically.

Ibadan is good. But be prepared for the minor differences. For example rice is measured in Kongo, not derica. Rice, beans, garri etc. I think you'll enjoy your stay there as long as you're not going there in search of work

Jaymidas001:
Good morning... Can anyone help out with verifying PayPal account even after adding a prepaid card or is it different for some countries PayPal... I have SA account and it says I have to do 2 out of the 3 options to lift limits...

The card verification/linking
Adding a bank account checking/savings
Social security number

Please any info would be appreciated.. Thanks

SA doesn't ask for Social security number. I think u opened USA PayPal. At least my SA didn't ask for SSN. Do south Africans even have SSN, I don't think so.

If u want to improve, then communicate. Women are different when it comes to sex. Some like it hard and rough while some don't. Get a partner and practice, practice, practice.

Johnbestman:
oya go n pay her bills n take care of family. since una no knw waiting de hpen 4 dis country again

Don't get me wrong. I understand the situation but for to sleep with her is what is bothering me. How can a child turn u on. She's a child bro, she should be in jss3 at that age.

Queenslander:
Unfortunately both of you are going straight to hell,. If you don't repent and confess your sins before God and man!!!

Why man? Why confess before man?

SukaBlyat:
I will use condom the first time
Then if she allow raw sex then I will gladly go in raw. She is a fine babe

Best of luck. And when and if u do get her pregnant you will realize the discrimination and shame u will bring on yourself, ur family and your cousin. Do raw o, do very well. Spoil the poor gal life. Obviously ur mind is already made up, but at least always use a condom.

Johnbestman:
oga I don't know the name of the street nor the name of the brothel. My own is to go and nack. About 3 place's in ladi lak wer I fuk for 500Naira and u can find girls young as 14 m to 15 yrs and also 2 place's in gbagada wer I fuk for 500naira. Bariga too. Oga dem plenty

Jesus Christ! 14 years old. Sir you're a paedophile. WTF

Johnbestman:
This picture is also one of the olosho dat I fuk yesterday. She is just 15 yrs. Is a video but I had to screenshot it

Why now bro. This is disgusting. 15 years old? You could go to jail for this if you're caught even though she is a sex worker. She is still underage.

You're not the first to do it and you're not the last. Since you cannot resist and the cousin sending u sexy emoji is encouraging u then go ahead. If u give am belle nah u sabi.

Nice to see you share . Ashey u are such a cheerful sharer . Nah sharing introduce this transcribing job to many Nigerians. So, let's share and help each other and much as we can. Make eyes push Arlen and the rest slave drivers.

GraGra247:
Your mentally deranged and deformed gay mind will not comprehend what is normal and what is improper even if its explained a billion times to you.

Go see a psychiatrist maybe he may offer a solution.

Overall I hope u know you're a big idiot. Automatically u labelled me gay because I disagree with your hate and discrimination on gay people. I been hitting puss.y since I was 16 . That's 11 plus years of steady bamboza. You see how awful your sense of judgement and comprehension is? A proper certified idiot, very sad for the likes of you. Mention me again at ur own peril

Lifedonor:
Guys I am beginning to give up on life.. Pls help me link up to real cult money

E dey o but it's expensive. Two dey wey I know of gan gan. The first one is u will sleep with gals and use thier star but they won't die (small money 1.5m, 2m, 3m regularly).

The second one the woman will die o, (10m, 20m regularly). It is her spirit form that will bring u the money in cash. According to the man nothing like untimely death or no peace of mind as long as you're alive and on Earth, but when u eventually die and go the other side he doesn't know what will happen to u there.

The first one is 70k but the second one is 120k. All real life, I have not added or removed any part of what he said. The first one will be done inside (Ori), when u wanna sleep with the woman u take some of and rub it on ur manhood. The second one will be incision on your manhood, after 7 days u must sleep with a woman, give her whatever amount she asks for and sleep with her "RAW". She will not survive the 3rd day after sex. But if u fail to sleep with a woman and the 8th day elapse , nah death o slow and painful death.
All 100% true and what I heard with my ears directly from the spiritualist and very hard to find him. But of course I inflated the price a little for my own selfish reasons . I don't have the heart for it, that's why I ran away. Me that went there to know the identity of the thief that stole my laptop in school. Mo ya Ja pa. Ladies be careful out there, seriously. So many crazy things I have seen and heard, and most of it involve women. Don't let a man who is not your husband sleep with u without a condom. Infact be careful in general and don't be greedy.

GraGra247:
Guy you're Shamelessly stupid. You folly is beyond redemption.

Does gay not correspond with yansh and anus in your mentally deranged & deformed gay mind.

What else do your fellow gay men revel on.

I hear u. But then what did gay men do to you? Why so much bitterness? Were you raped by a gay man? Your heart broken by one? Did your daddy leave ur mummy for a gay man? Why so much anger and bitterness.

Maryjane001:
Ur
Better v sense for once
I don't v issues with celestial church o, but their rituals are out of this world.
It is up to u to choose....

They have no rituals. If u claim they do, have you witnessed one? Cele is different from CnS o. What you would typically see in celestial church are white candles (not red or blue or any other color), u will see fruits of all sorts (orange, banana, pineapple etc), you might see tubers of yam, carton of soft drinks, bottled water, natural honey, salt or cubes of sugar. So, what is ritualistic or fetish about any of this items if I may ask. It's all for spirituality in one accordance with the holy spirit, for Thanksgiving. But then I don't blame you, Cele has branches all over Nigeria and the pastors of each parish can't be closely monitored. Some of them might engage is this things for externals coming for spiritual coverage or fortification (people are just too stubborn). I have seen a prophet grind 4 lux soap, pour holy water in it, lufinder perfume, candle wax from the alter, stuck one tiny cross in the middle and gave a woman looking for a child. As they left I just dey laff and he was also laughing, this was 2017. Just last week when I returned from ibadan, I saw this same woman at the Wednesday program with a toddler and new born baby. What did he do? Nothing! But they needed an anchor for thier faith to work.

Why not just relax and enjoy life and what you have. Don't look at other people's life and wonder why you are lacking. Once u stop taking life too seriously then u begin to give urself the space and time to actually let urself grow. It's slow but it's steady.

A mother will always be a mother, she's not stupid, she knows her child. Sha born for the woman make u rest enjoy your freedom.

GraGra247:
You mean you use your d*ck to poke your fellow man's shit infested anus with faeces gushing out.

You even lick the faeces before the act.

Guy u daft . Once una hear gay, next thing nah yansh and anus. Bomboclaat.

Fejos:
FUCCk Arlen and QA world.. na this work sure pass ooo... No stress of transcribing any shiit.. Just to listen and click the right options, thats all. Only Legends will understand this picture. Updates coming soon.. hahahaha...

So I saw many of y'all interested in this and uncle Fejos is currently not interested in shedding more light on this for others. If to say u know make u no post the screenshot , we go fish am out sha. The website is humanatic.com and u need a verified PayPal before applying. Sign in your PayPal first on ur chrome browser before attempting to sign up for the humanatic I tried a mock sign up and so far saw no test of any sorts. And yes it's a transcribing platform where u can also just review and click as the uncle said.
So, bon appetit folks and you're welcome.

Timagex:
. . Thank you, the brave man.


My Instagram page is @timagex photography and nature_with_nikon. I follow back... .

The first shot, looks like a photo from Natgeo wild. Fantastic photos, you're doing well.

When God bless me, I will have at least one Innosun in my compound. I like to patronize Nigerian made as long as it is of equal quality.