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AgricultureRe: Jehus Farms Limited Has Scammed My Uncle.. Pls Help by PattyMike(m): 6:27am On Dec 07, 2020
Attit:
Prevention is better than cure. Your post is going to give many hope that they can recover their funds after failed investments. If the company is a private limited liability there is nothing even EFCC can do. As long as they can prove it's not a fraud. What will EFCC do?
U are very correct. I see many offers myself, 20-25% return every month or 3 months and I'm like, how will this people stay afloat with such offers. Imagine 3-5 people investing 1 million naira each and you're promising 250k to each person monthly or every three months forgetting it won't be rosy all the time, day to day expenses. After sharing ROI what will be left as profit.

So many offers, corn, onions, pepper etc and I wonder how they will stay around for long without accruing debt. Yoruba say ifa ma'n fani lapo ya, (awof dey tear pocket)
AgricultureRe: Jehus Farms Limited Has Scammed My Uncle.. Pls Help by PattyMike(m): 2:04am On Dec 07, 2020
remioshy:
@ Mozilla
This is Nigeria. Go to EFCC office and try to meet someone of influence there.

Ur uncle signed a contract, yes, but when u refuse to pay at the stipulated time in the contract then there is a possible breach.

The owner of the firm can try to weasle out but I promise u the cost of bribing will be more than the amount he was supposed to use to settle investors. This is technically a financial crime, money is involved.

If all victims gather and show proof then that's it. Don't bother with police, don't bother with suing them. EFCC will first of all freeze all the assets first then they take it from there. That's if u want to destroy them finally, the brand will be dead and the owner exposed. EFCC will post it on their social media, if u have some money pay instablog to carry the post o tan.

My advice, BARK First before u BITE. Give them 18 hours. As a scammer he will try to empty his account and flee OR he will sort you all out with something at least.

(Customer care awon werey)
Very simple as an entrepreneur if u can't pay the promised ROI due to uncontrollable events then send an apology mail/call telling investors that the pandemic brought about low output. Half is better than nothing!
Nairaland GeneralRe: See Specie Of Snake Killed At My Backyard (Photos) by PattyMike(m): 11:10am On Nov 29, 2020
Lala oya do the needful
RomanceRe: A Good Reason Why Ladies Should Stop Being Rude To Strangers(pix) by PattyMike(m): 3:57pm On Nov 27, 2020
CaptainMarvel:
Whats up bro. Can I contact you to discuss some proposition?
Yeah sure.
RomanceRe: A Good Reason Why Ladies Should Stop Being Rude To Strangers(pix) by PattyMike(m): 12:31pm On Nov 27, 2020
I hate rude women, very big turn off. Money u don't have, influence u don't have, car u don't have, husband u don't have, fame u don't have. U have absolutely nothing, a nobody and you're still proud again. So many many of them lose their helpers because of pride. See DJ Cuppy, I so much love that gal. Met her in person many times and she's so friendly.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Slays In Black Bikini (Photos) by PattyMike(m): 1:29pm On Nov 23, 2020
Let's see where it will take her to in 15 years from now.
HealthRe: I Easily Lose Consciousness If I Stay In The Sun by PattyMike(m): 3:18pm On Nov 19, 2020
Michelle55:
Please doctors in the house I need your help;

I noticed it first last year but I didn't pay attention to it thinking it was normal for one to be lightheaded after walking under the sun for a couple of minutes. Immediately it happened, I laid down on the bare floor like that till the sun goes down( I noticed peeps were shouting at my friend to do something to help me, I just signalled for her to let me be because I couldn't move a muscle so there's nothing she could have done to help me at that moment ).

Now the reason why I created this thread is that it repeated itself again today and it was sooo embarrassing because it happened in the market where I went to get some food items. Some market women had to empty chilled water on me from head to toe cry took me about 20minutes to get acquainted with my surroundings.

Meanwhile, while growing up I noticed my body doesn't fancy the sun that much but I thought as I get older, everything would have normalized.
Please who has experienced this before and how did you overcome it?
Doctors in the house, what could be the cause of it and the solutions?
Thank you
P.S: Someone said I have a light blood and pressure isn't good for me, please how true is that and can one be assumed to have a light blood (if there's any word like that)
It might quite easy be dehydration, especially if the sun is hot. But I'm guessing it doesn't happen every single moment u step in the sun. Dehydration coupled with the stress of market etc. Nothing to be afraid or alarmed about, but when u can u can do a checkup.
RomanceRe: I might die before I clock 30 by PattyMike(m): 11:33am On Nov 11, 2020
[quote author=ChildOfDoom post=95023875][/quote]I just had to look for u again. You have hope brother. Yesterday while waiting for electrician to meet me in Bet9ja shop, I saw someone who blew 430k in less than 4 hours that I waited and no one said pim, koro koro like this. When I was with the electrician that one told me his story, he won 1.6 million this January at virtual he went home bought electronic gadgets and furniture and came back the third day with about 1.350 in his small bag. He blew everything in that day 10k didn't follow him home. He later said if he can win 1.6 he can win 10m and wanted to push his luck. You have hope Bobo, find something that will consume your time. Its the free time we have that causes it. I'm also battling smoking addiction, cigarette not even weed. At least ur own is not killing you slowly just your finances.
RomanceRe: Why Can’t 9ja Men Just Admit Akata Women Make Great Mates? by PattyMike(m): 4:59am On Nov 11, 2020
AkataWoman:
It’s shorter than black American.

I understand the word to simply mean the equivalent of black American. So why not?
Its uh somewhat derogatory, just like calling the average white woman a karen. I don't like the word and tend to avoid using it, African American is really not a mouthful.
PoliticsRe: Kamala Harris Is Jezebel – Femi Fani-Kayode by PattyMike(m): 2:16am On Nov 10, 2020
How did this man become Minister of Aviation in the first place. Poor reasoning. Even if u suspect it, u don't open your wide mouth yakata and vomit nonsense without proof especially on social media. Kamala is a strong, brilliant, modest yet powerful black woman. Obviously Oga Fani doesn't regard women and has a problem with feminine superiority. BTW there is no anti christ cheesy only atheists who have as much right to believe whatever they want just as u do.
PoliticsRe: Kamala Harris Is Jezebel – Femi Fani-Kayode by PattyMike(m): 2:10am On Nov 10, 2020
GudluckIBB:
From attacking Buhari, He has Moved to Biden and Kamala .

But this Kamala fine sha
As in very pretty woman even though she is past her prime. Money good.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria 2020 Part 2 by PattyMike(m): 7:02am On Nov 09, 2020
$10 PayPal funds needed. Transcribing funds only. WhatsApp link on signature
PoliticsRe: #FixOtaRoads Protest In Sango Ota (Videos) by PattyMike(m): 12:18pm On Oct 26, 2020
helinues:
The way I am disgusted with the people residing in Sango/Ota/Idi Iroko people heh.

Those people don't know whas is right or wrong cos if not, that same Sango road should have been fixed long time ago.

Ever since I missed two TOEFL exams due to the traffic in that axis,I stopped plying the road
Disgusted with them? Who says they don't know what is right or wrong. There has been many instances where the road should have been fixed but the state government rejected the proposal/offer. Pastor Oyedepo of winners wanted to fix that idi Iroko road from sango down go canaan land because of shiloh, state government turned it down. Gas line (shell) wanted to fix the road, they turned it down. Olota of otta and surrounding kings who needed thier roads fixed were asked to sacrifice their allowance for 12 months when they petitioned the state govt to fix the road, they all refused without thinking twice. And everyday this kings ply the bad road with thier staff of office protruding from the car.
RomanceRe: Contract Home Cook by PattyMike(m): 11:56pm On Oct 18, 2020
This makes sense. Can u cook fried rice/jollof and chicken. Restaurant/party type. I'm around toll gate. I don't think alimosho is that far from toll gate. That four times a week sounds fine.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria 2020 Part 2 by PattyMike(m): 4:45am On Oct 18, 2020
Chai. 9ja QA workers have been been successfully leashed. Nice work Arlen, fantastic damage control. grin cheesy See as every where dry unlike the last thread. Even slack gan is the same. Chai, if not for bad governance who for willingly sign in to slavery sad angry No work, no road, no nothing. One day I want to come and see this thread deserted completely. Make our struggle turn "back then when I was".
WebmastersRe: Jack Dorsey Tweets EndSARS, Solicit Support For The Protest (Photo) by PattyMike(m): 1:34pm On Oct 15, 2020
Scam. Why will we donate bitcoin to end sars.
CrimeRe: End Sars Now " My Personal Experience" by PattyMike(m): 4:01pm On Oct 08, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
@pattymike those one's are not #sars.. Real #sars don't do dat . Ok ?
So they are imposters wearing SARS jacket and holding service guns? Oga they are SARS
Maybe they might have been dismissed o back then, I don't know.
CrimeRe: End Sars Now " My Personal Experience" by PattyMike(m): 10:23am On Oct 08, 2020
Mine was in Ibadan 2 years ago, I just won Bet9ja 220k like 2 days back, I say make I run fix my small car wey I dey manage then with bet9ja awoof money. I was on my way to the mechanic after getting the parts and they stopped me and bike man. Checked my phone and found nothing then said they have been tracking me since. Okay Oga what's my name, no response. Fine where do I live, they said orogun, sir I have never even slept over in orogun I stay at Apete. I started claiming right o, just one slap wey I chop I cooperated immediately. The other one was already cocking his pistol pointing it at my leg to shoot, omo I begin beg o for lonely road and there was cases of sars killing young guys then. They put me in thier micra and started driving off to unknown destination. They said 500k, where I wan see am. Omo I pleaded but they insisted on 150k just for my safety I agreed after all if I die who will spend the money. They were driving me from ATM to ATM, nah so I withdraw am reach 120k, I couldn't run off till today I can't explain why I didn't run away cus I was alone at the ATM. I eventually tried and typed my pin backwards and my account was locked for 24 hours. I came back and told them I had reached my withdrawal limit. This guys had taken off thier jackets and hidden thier guns under the car, damn criminals. They took my 120k and bought me orange N100 cheesy. From 180k balance they took 120k, I will never forget.
I lodged a complain the next day at eleyele headquarters and was told thier are no officers by that description assigned there. Till today I don't know if they were even sars cus when I requested for ID, I got the thunderous slap that reset my thinking. I got home and slept for hours, so what could have happened if I didn't have that money that day. I would have been shot no doubt cus any body from ibadan will know how deserted Ajibade is.
HealthRe: Help My Girlfriend Is Epileptic. by PattyMike(m): 2:47pm On Sep 28, 2020
Don't let her give you H.ead o, make NEPA no go take her light with ur Dvck in her mouth. grin
You guys would be fine.
CrimeRe: DSP, Okada Riders Steal Goats In Benue, Arrested & Beaten by PattyMike(m): 11:38am On Sep 28, 2020
A whole DSP chai. If he was lucky he could have been a DPO with that rank. A whole DSP wey high pass ASP chai.
RomanceRe: Can You give A Girl 10k Without Fvk . Lol Guys Let's Discuss by PattyMike(m): 10:07am On Sep 14, 2020
Escabado:
With the way our girls eyes dey red and the way girls see guys as maga . Can you dash a girl 10k for free without demanding fvk . How much can You dash a girl for free

If the girl have big breast and big yarch.can you give her 10k without fvk

Let's discuss
Yes, I can and I have. A very dear friend who has done more than that for me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria 2020 Part 2 by PattyMike(m): 7:34am On Sep 08, 2020
I've not been transcribing for the past 5 months but I got accepted on the same platform as samsad. I wrote the test first time last year December and failed woefully, I tried again by early March and passed. They said I can try again after 45 days or so if I failed before. But then like I said, if I didn't shut out QA I would never have seen a new opportunity and utilised it. It's a different hustle from transcribing and I did it from late March to Mid June and made X8 my entire income on QA since I started which I saved up and got back to trading BTC and gift cards etc. So now I'm back to my old business grin grin grin. Which would not have been possible if I didn't look outside. My message is not for everybody tho, only those that wish to grow. Chief Nwa, pls don't lick anybody's arse especially someone u know is a horrible human being just cus u want to make a living. Before QA u have been surviving and after QA u will still survive.
Even on slack people still post screenshots and they are only told to bring it down, slap on the wrists. We broke the rule, we apologize and it won't happen again but why threaten to shut everyone from the country out, dehumanize ur "employees", insult the whole country, insinuate that we are being illegal with PayPal (indirectly calling us fraudulent).
I complained severally that nobody should post answers for QA tests to the Newbies, it's just stupid to give out answers to prospective workers.
The threats and derogatory comments are what I have issues with, QA is the ONLY platform that treats workers like this. Even those who didn't break rules on slack are still treated like dirt. It's unfortunate really.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria 2020 Part 2 by PattyMike(m): 2:39pm On Sep 07, 2020
Agreed. We broke rules, no doubt. But then PayPal no concern u (Nigerian PayPal cannot recieve funds) u wan show muscle. That woman till get audacity abuse the whole country, "I know u have problems with electricity in ur country which is why u use phone, but if it works for u zip it (shut up). Two grown ass industrious men being told to Zip it, (shut the hell up). I know say one day all this one go turn story, e go turn "U remember when".
For others, the sooner u free yourself of QA the sooner u will find bigger opportunities to make money. QA will take ALL ur time, u can never move forward. U will transcribe from January to December, morning till night, earn the same range of income (now it's even half than what u were making). Before u know it, year don end, u pay bills, pay rent, eat and that's it. You repeat the same circle all over and over again. It's good for surviving, but for how long will u keep surviving, when will u finally LIVE? Like it or not, I am speaking the truth. Transcribing can become a career but just not at QA, it's designed to make u remain a bottom feeder for as long as possible. Somebody said even the SCC are transcribers. U can NEVER grow on QA, switch up and grow, make more money and have that extra time for yourself. I swear if I didn't cut back on QA, I would never have seen new opportunities. No, no, no. This is the last straw, I will never ever give up my self worth and belief just for money. I know say I no go starve laye, God dey always take care of him own. cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria 2020 Part 2 by PattyMike(m): 2:17pm On Sep 07, 2020
I really hope she sees this. No way she would have known about the old thread if someone didn't snitch. She didn't see it years ago and so someone must have brought it to her attention. It's not our fault our country's PayPal cannot recieve funds plus not her concern how we choose to maneuver that hurdle, her concern is that we work and we work well. The threats are very petty and uncalled for. One door closes and another opens. No, we don't want your leash (slack for Nigerians) thank you. I'm super sure this show of superiority she put on will be all over slack and they will laugh and mock and call us names. I'm not gonna be a part of that, dehumanization just to make extra cash. We are humans and we make mistakes, just like you. QA is a transcribing platform, not the Illuminati. Like I said, I really hope u see this. Nigerians una better wake up, I don dump QA since when, now on another platform. QA is not worth it really, u don't just lose money on the poor rate, u lose ur self worth and ur confidence. If she closes QA to Nigerians they will lose over 30-40% of thier workforce. This just ruined my mood this morning, I hate people who beat u down just to get u in line. We are workers, not beggers. We bring in money for u, how we do that should not concern u. By the way my username on QA is pattymike, u can take it down if u like grin cheesy cheesy.
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by PattyMike(m): 10:20am On Sep 05, 2020
Hello bosses. Pls how much would it cost to change am Infinix Note 3 cracked screen? There is ink almost across half the screen.
RomanceRe: Relocation; Home Properties For Sale As I Am Relocating. by PattyMike(m): 5:19pm On Sep 04, 2020
Mskrisx:
Hello you can reach me on the above number. Thank you.
I can't see ur number anywhere. Pls where are u located?
RomanceRe: Relocation; Home Properties For Sale As I Am Relocating. by PattyMike(m): 5:17pm On Sep 04, 2020
Mskrisx:
32” inches Bruhm LED Television.
No faults.
Price is 35k. Slightly negotiable.
Ur location?
RomanceRe: Friend With Benefits: Job Opportunity With Good Salary In Lagos by PattyMike(m): 5:06pm On Sep 04, 2020
ericmaestro:
you are one of the problems of this country....
I'm telling you. A big manipulator taking advantage of a job seekers desperation. E go come dey sleep with the poor lady, if she ever turns him down her job is on the line. Therefore she is chained to becoming a sex object of a selfish man just to make a living. Sad story.

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