₦airaland Forum

I love ma iphone..it can do evrytin n anitin in d world..i rmemba wen dis shit 1st came out,bitches will b runnin up to me,'lemme c da iphone,lemme suck on it'..one day i gt tired f all dese questions n i let d bitch stick d iphone in her butt,it took d doctors 12hrs to get it out,n u knw wt?..ma iphone ws still workin......can ur samsung stand dt shit

Last 2weeks,it ws uniagric mkd vs villagers...hope it wnt happen dia

OP askd a question...is it true dt students re fighting villagers? Simple n hia u re,already insultin urselvs...SMH 4 all f u

Police shit!!!...de new wt ws goin on buh de sat down tinkin dt all dt wsnt gonna happen..now its a media show case n de re tryn to cover up dia mess...foolish cows...as a mata f fact,boko haram hav made us nt to value lifes..if de can jst carry a bomb n into d church 'BOOOOM'-120pple dead,tell me,who go value life..evryweek dia mst b massive killings n we say dt we re fighting corruption or is it security!!

;DBITCHES!!!...una neva c anitin.dem go use unna 4 berbecue until una talk were BOKO H. Hide.....clawns?

;DYou only kissed her 1nce n fasted 4 2days 4 forgivness?...welldone pastor..u jst de dull de gal she go look 4 person wey knw wts up... S̶̲̥̅☺ u tink say coz her father is a pastor she wuld lik to marry a man lik dt?...sowi to say,buh ‎​Ɣ re u dis dumb?.i guess anitim she cums to ur houz u guys do pray instead f doin oda tins lik gisting or going out on a date or stuff...no 1 secret broda,'cz her dad is a pastor,she definatly dsnt wanna hv a boring life lik dt f her dad'...she wnts to catch fun S̶̲̥̅☺ if u nt up 4 dt,jst let d gal b abeg... S̶̲̥̅☺ u knw say na bad tin buh u get gal frnd,who tell u say to get gal frnd no b sin?..mayb u shuld do a year fasting

Why dem tell dem na...we dn de already organiz hw to kill some GOATS dt day..damn it

Now de hv ticked d register...BOKO HARAM-present

We need to invite JACK BAUER to naija..we realy do need him

...nw dem dn tick register..b it ramadan or nt,dis clawns hv no respect 4 religion

Hunter gave birth to 9 children already n stil wanting to add anoda...haba,u wn born football squad ne...some men re jst S̶̲̥̅☺ foolish.hw much do u earn dt u have 9children...continue de born...d nxt 1 na frog

i bet if gudluck de nairaland,him go run mad.....he needs to join o

i been think say dem no go tick register na.......nigeria;BOKO HARAM....boko haram;PRESENT

u̶̲̥̅̊​ guys alwaz leave d middel belt n d north out....y nt chek wit dis security chalanges den u̶̲̥̅̊​ will c what it means to b a governor....all dese governors dt u̶̲̥̅̊​ callin,hw many of dem can b able to develop their state wit security chalanges....plateau state wit d whole security chalanges is still developin n d governor is tryn....Gov. JANG is definatly suppose to b in dt list

C IGG(initial gra gra)...

omonori1: I blame GEJ, pdp, and gov jang for all these....why is jang still in power?
Even a blind man will understand that it is high time they declare state of emergency in that state
and put it strictly on the care of the military!

U̶̲̥̅̊​ re a fool..if GEJ can b in power after all dose bombings,who is JANG to resign?...if u̶̲̥̅̊​ neva suck ur mama breast well well,den go look 4 her nk u̶̲̥̅̊​ cntinue...ediot...if borna state gov no shake neither kd or yobe,wetin cum b plateau...pavert

Una talk alone 4 hia fit cuase crisis...even us wey de d jos no de even shake at all.c as una jst de blab....SMH...mk una calm down.it wsnt crious n there is no breach f peace dts 4 nw o...d way it normally happens hia,d affected side(muslim) normally do wait 4 a couple f days b4 strikin back(xtians) n as usual,we alwaz prepared n lik S̶̲̥̅☺ used to it... S̶̲̥̅☺ all ya'll talkin,u̶̲̥̅̊​ criously need to calm down n morova,were d bomb xploded is far frm d main town...

Kafanchan in kaduna state,zaki-biam in benue state,

These started 2mnths back...all fresh tomatoe that i try to cook hav sour taste..any idea on what's causin these?...need this on the front page plz mr moderator

Yday dt ws thur,went to withdraw usin an atm.... i went to up to 5 difrnt banks n it ws dsame tin,'unable to dispense cash'...we hav been quarelin bout fuel subsidy,security n all dt buh d state f banks in dis nation is worse dn eva...when banks lik GTB will open around 10 n close by 3pm,y wnt their b much crowd?..they hv much numba f customers n operate within dis limited tym(all nothern branches)...UBA,when u̶̲̥̅̊​ go dia n dnt quarel wit an old man,den u̶̲̥̅̊​ lucky...ACCESS since dt mergin turned to sumtin else.their service is d worst dt i hv seen...First bank,d crowd is lik u̶̲̥̅̊​ re a begger...union,notin to write hum bout....d only bank dt i think,think o dt re capable f servin a customer is FIDELITY...all d rest,re lik jst criously occupying space...**SMH** for all nigerian banks.... i am waiting for d day when u̶̲̥̅̊​ will jst go strait to d bank n make ur transaction without joinin a queue

Every corp member is suppose to hav his security detail there....some corp members get mind o..  de mad abi  smoke tree wey de go carry me go sokoto n  go go.......**SMH**

Dem even get tym to sue d guy..**SMH**....if na naija,dem no go giv u̶̲̥̅̊​ ur result...simple n short.no tym..more ova,strike no go even allow u̶̲̥̅̊​ finish sharp sharp lik dis self...carry over de join plus missin result join...  love dis our country joh...evrytin na d opposite

Bcz wen de spread sumtin to reveal sumtin,d ediot incharge f appointment dsnt knw d tym he says YES

**jumpin**....Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§,Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§,Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§,yes

buzugee: now i am convinced nigerians are crazy. you will pay like 16,000 naira per month for internet access, pay extravagantly for cars, pay extravagantly to enter clubs, pay extortionate amount
for clothes, pay extortionate amount for your blackberrys and other luxuries but when it comes to the thing
that matter most in life you are screaming murder horror ? wh
ats 20 naira ? this is like ONLY 8 pence per sachet. geezzzz can the water people make some profit too
so they can live ?

...dude,u̶̲̥̅̊​ sure u̶̲̥̅̊​ owk...did de tell u̶̲̥̅̊​ dt is all nigerians dt pay 16' for internet access?...or use bb fones,or drive expensiv cars?.....talk lik ur brain is in ur head n nt d anus fooooooool

brokoto: in fact His real name is Bisade Ologunde Abdullahi Muhammed

....lwkmd....rodfnlmao

Urs is nt confusion o....right nw,am datin 2bst frnds n its lik both f dem knw...de re actin lik rivals nw.dis kals me 4 20mins,d oda doubles it...dts wt we kal confused cz  realy dnt knw wt to do buh u̶̲̥̅̊​,u̶̲̥̅̊​r frnds x is askin u̶̲̥̅̊​ out n u̶̲̥̅̊​ kal dt confuse?...jst grow  abeg...if he makes u̶̲̥̅̊​ happy n u̶̲̥̅̊​ reali lik him,y nt... S̶̲̥̅☺ go do sumtin bout it

Laugh wn kill me 4 hia...u̶̲̥̅̊​ jst came bk frm sch or work or generally,u̶̲̥̅̊​ jst came hum n de ask,re u̶̲̥̅̊​ back?...na,jst came to c u̶̲̥̅̊​r pervacious face

Jst imagine d situation where boko haram says no movement n federal government says there is....let's get ur take on dis...moderator,pls let dis b on d front page

Subsidized boko in naija

D guy strong wella....guy,tell ur frnd say him too mush.no need to go on xile,jst look 4 anoda to add to ur list....