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You know, we once saw some church members licking the spot daddy GO Adeboye parked his jeep and rolling on that floor in search for miracle after the car went away

hopefulLandlord:
nigeria needs to tithe it's way out of predicaments . We should pay 10% of our revenue to churches so god would open the heavens and give us so much blessings that
nigeria would not be big enough to take them all

From Lazarus Muoka's words, its obvious our predicaments came from angels flogging the country. Angels have been flogging China, Japan, Czech republic, Latviaetc for millennia now due to their not paying tithes. Nigeria needs to pay tithes in order not to go the way of these countries

Also flogging by angels on an individual level is even worse. Look at the signs of flogging by angels on people like Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Ellison, Warren Buffet, Li Ka-Shing, Lilliane Bettencourt, Michael Bloomberg, Sheldon Adelson, Seun etc. These guys are being flogged for not paying their tithes and that's why no Nigerian aspire to be like them. Who wants to be someone that's being flogged by angels?


Let's me now finish this sermon by showing you Chosen Members who angels are not flogging because they pay their tithes. Its obvious the guys in the pictures below don't look like they're being flogged by cane of madness

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To be like the people above, pay your tithes. If you don't pay you stand a very good Chance of becoming a useless person like Zuckerberg, Bill Gates etc

My belle o

Very hilarious group of people.
That angel masquerade for flog rubbish comot from Una bum bum.

trapQ:
On the contrary these are the true churches of Christ in Nigeria. Anyone who tells you otherwise is an antichrist.

church that does not believe that once saved is always saved is not church, it is money making business.
Why?
Because christians that believe that there are christians who are not saved will always go back to church to purify themselves peraventure they fall into that kinda category of christians .
In the process of going back to church ignorantly to purify themselves pastors make so much money from them.

But what says the bible?
Christ has already made them pure they don't know

hypnotic:
Stop walking towards self righteousness, ask for an encounter with the Holy spirit

the moment you believe in Christ it is never self righteousness, it is righteousness through the holy spirit

A man identified as Buhari has been found dead ten days after he went missing in Abuja. According to his friend Mukhtar Hamza Autan Fairah who shared the news online, the deceased had been declared missing as they launched a search for him all to no avail.

His decomposing corpse was found recently in a bush close to the military barracks in Asokoro area of Abuja, according to the report by his friend.

No one really knows what happened to him as investigations into the matter are reportedly set to begin.

May his soul rest in peace.

http://allnews.uodoo.com/en-ng/detail/2608247587910309?uc

Op, churches that will never agree with this truth.
1. Deeper life
2. RCCG
3. Winners chapel
4. MFM
5. Christ apostolic
etc

All these churches were sent by the devil to torment christians in Nigeria.

Beware!

Once you believe in Christ you are saved forever. Except you denounce christianity to join other religions like Islam, Buddhism, atheism, etc

A Nigerian Lady who goes by the Name, Lopex Morrissa disclosed on Facebook that she so much Loved beating from her boyfriend, that if her boyfriend doesn’t beat her a Day, she becomes Nervous. She calls beating from Her boyfriend “Love Beating” and that it makes her relationship stronger with him. Here is what Lopex Morrissa shared on Facebook that got the Nigeria Online Community stunned and shocked beyond anything!

https://www..com/gettingseriousbeating/DT=umc33:c

A Nigerian Lady who goes by the Name, Lopex Morrissa disclosed on Facebook that she so much Loved beating from her boyfriend, that if her boyfriend doesn’t beat her a Day, she becomes Nervous. She calls beating from Her boyfriend “Love Beating” and that it makes her relationship stronger with him. Here is what Lopex Morrissa shared on Facebook that got the Nigeria Online Community stunned and shocked beyond anything!

www. .com/gettingseriousbeating/DT=umc33:h

A 28-year old housewife, Mrs. Rita Esosa Ogbuenyi has landed in trouble for displaying her strength on her husband, Mr. Henshawell Ogbuenyi, 42, by intimidating and constantly beating him up in their matrimonial home.

The alleged assault took place at their matrimonial home located at House 18, Diamond Estate in Ikeja area of Lagos where they resided.

It was learnt that the husband married Rita some years back but did not know that she had enormous strength until she started beating him up constantly and eventually intimidated him.

It was gathered that whenever there was a little quarrel between Rita and her husband, Henshawell, she will grab him and beat him mercilessly until he becomes helpless and plead with her.

According their neighbours, the intimidation and beating continued but the husband was ashamed to reveal what he was passing through in his home.

However, the man became afraid that the constant beating by Rita might lead to his untimely death if she did not stop and he decided to open up.

Henshawell then went to the police and reported the intimidation and assault. Rita was arrested and charged to court for assault.

She was arraigned at Ogba Magistrates Court before the Presiding Magistrate, Mr. Peter Nwaka for the alleged offence.

The court granted Rita bail in the sum of N100,000 with one surety in like sum. The court ordered that the surety must show evidence of tax payment tax in Lagos State.

The prosecutor, Mr. Christopher John did not object to her bail condition because it was a bailable offence.

However, Rita was remanded in prison custody pending when she will perfect her bail condition.

The matter was adjourned till 22 May, 2018.


http://www.informationng.com/2018/04/housewife-arrested-for-beating-her-husband-mercilessly.html?opt

Every other thing I agree with daddy freeze, but this one i don't.
Daddy freeze has no power to stop thieves from going to heaven, only Christ can do that.
But Christ accepted even thieves so what's his own?

emmasege:
I wonder why pastor Adeboye and his type are wasting their time on this issue of tithing.

Anyone who is truly born of God need not be compelled to give unto the Lord. And like the scripture says 'let everyone be fully persuaded'. A child of God could even give more than 10% if he so wishes but if he doesn't give up to that for unavoidable reasons, I see no sin in that.

But the way these Pentecostal pastors overemphasize tithing these days leaves one to wonder if it's all about God and not about themselves, families and ministries (businesses).

are you calling a way to make cool money in church a waste of time?

For adeboye to come out to say if you don't pay tithe you will not make heaven. It means, tithe money don reduce for church drastically because of daddy freeze

1Sharon:


To be fair they wanted a second opinion. You know how the Nigerian medical system is...

Second opinion indeed

Not only in Hawaii,
In chibok too.

Non sense!

Ubenedictus:
the Church is neither liberal minded or conservative minded, it is Christ minded.

do you think Christ will ever see a woman not dressing modestly and give her a red card for that?
Take a look at the scenerio where a lady was almost stoned to death for her sin of adultery but Christ did not condemn her, that was Christ being liberal to the highest order. So, it is wrong to say Christ is neither liberal.

Christ did not establish christianity on earth only for the religion to be practiced in church buildings characterized by rituals, ordinances, religious laws and doctrines that will make people become conservatives. He established christianity strictly to give people eternal life freely. John 3:16

The young girl that was sent home in the other thread, may have understood this. She even say that, after a while she decided to attend church for the first time and she was refused entrance by church warders and she is happily going back home, knowing that she has her eternal life already given to her freely which is independent of the church.

In that case, who is gaining and who is loosing?

To me, it is the church that is loosing, because she is going back with her offering money.


I will say it is religion or the church that is neither liberal and they are clearly conservative in relation to how people should dress (especially women).

Now, if you take a look at the video the OP presented on this thread, i noticed that the vast majority of the members in that church are men (on suit), Putting on suit rather than some free style dressing is not bad.

But few of them in that congregation are women.
Why?
Because the pastor is simply conservative.
This is a common characteristics of the african society, we are living in mens world.
Women are not entitled to express themselves, not even through the way they choose to dress. Because if they try it,
They will be seen as loosed people(mostly men's opinion)
They will be seen immodest (mostly men's opinion)
They will give room for men to commit adultery with them. (women also thinks this way)

What a flimsy excuses!

Can't the men who see women not dressing modestly stop thinking of how to commit adultery or harassing them?

I bet you, if the church continues like this,
By extension, if the society continues like this, there will be so many people with this kind of conservative nature without making any meaning positive impact.

Emmanystone:
Stop talking nonsense you little teenage demon possessed atheist.

hmmmm!!

Ubenedictus:
I don't think she was sent home, she was asked to get a jacket or a scarf to cover up with and she decided to gegely go home.

I have been in the east severally, I remember the last time I saw this happen, the lady was on the line for communion when the usher called her aside and asked her to get a scarf to cover up with, she simply went to her seat to see who had an extra scarf, then she went back to join the communion line.

the lady in question didn't want to stress herself.


lastly and more importantly modesty is a Christian practice not a traditional belief unless you understand that the tradition of the Church is Christian tradition. asking people to dress well in a religious setting is an excellent and laudable thing and you tagging it "traditional" is simply an attempt to give it a bad name so you can condemn it.


Galileo was kept under arrest in his mansion for teaching that the Bible must be reinterpreted to favour every new hypothesis that haven't even been accepted by the scientific community, he was a Christian scientist who mistakenly ended up teaching theology and his theology was suspected of heresy

So, how do the church define a modest dressing?
Everyone knows what suit to be modest for themselves so long the dressing is not opening sensitive parts of the body.
Modest dressing should be subjective and not a general idea imposed to people.

A liberal minded church should focus on developing the human mind and not being excessively mindful of his or her outward appearance, what's their gain?

Revadebola:
CAUSES OF CURSES.


Proverbs 26:2 says, curses have causes.

Proverbs 26:2 (KJV)
"As the bird by wandering, as the swallow by flying, so the curse causeless shall not come".

If a person is suffering from the effects of a curse, it has reason why the curse got attracted to work against the person.
Here are some possible causes for curses: if you are living in sins, sins attract curses into people’s lives.
If you are not paying your tithes faithfully and consistently, you attract curses from God against your finances.

Malachi 3:8-10 (KJV)
"Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings. Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation. Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the Lord of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it".

The easiest and quickest way to come out of financial curses, is by paying your tithes.
If you want to pay your tithes to our ministry, you can ask for the bank details from the phone number on this post.
If you are maltreating your spouse, it can also expose you to curses.
Sexual sins, disobedience to Divine instructions, not giving God His due glory, rebellion against spiritual authority, misuse of your tongue, doing the work of God deceitfully, not giving to God's work, speaking against men of God, dishonouring your parents, involvement in occultism, etc.
All these attract curses into people’s lives.
Thorough repentance from the causes of the curse is the first step to deliverance.


PRAYER POINTS :
1. My God, I fully repent from every sins and disobedience which attract curses to my life.
2. Father, help me to be faithful in paying my tithe henceforth.
3. Holy Spirit help me live holy.
4. Lord grant me grace to obey You in all things.

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i will only assume that your message is not directed to christians but Muslims and people of other religions, because for christians

Galatians 3:13 says
But Christ has rescued us from the curse pronounced by the law(including tithe laws) When he was hung on the cross, he took upon himself the curse for our wrongdoing. For it is written in the Scriptures, "Cursed is everyone who is hung on a tree."

You see, I'm not quoting old testament, I'm quoting new testament because this is reality.

If you have brain to think or meditate on that scripture, may be you will not come online to put people into curses anymore

superhumanist:
Which one is lap length? The skirt almost reaches her knees
And why are you lying about the handless (sleeveless actually) dress? I see many people wearing sleeveless in church. 90% of bridesmaids dresses are sleeveless.



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God bless you for this observation!

Bridesmaids put on sleeveless during marriages, no one is sending them parking. But a little girl who seems not to be celebrated put on sleeveless to church and you send her home saying her dressing is immodest.

What the f**k

My own is,
Catholic tradition is wrong for sending that girl home, her dressing was not bad.

Catholics keep maintaining old traditions and beliefs that drives a lot of people into pentecostalism, yet they are the first to condemn the wrongs of pentecostals forgeting that they caused it in the first place.

Look at how they imprisoned Gallelio to death for saying the truth that the earth was spherical.
They did it out of traditional beliefs, not Christ.

All I'm saying is, too much tradition is bad

A Facebook user identified as Mbanefo Nkiru Angel, has taken to the social networking platform to reveal how she was sent away from a church in Awada area of Onitsha, Anambra state for wearing the below outfit.

The lady who has been left displeased after the shocking incident, said she was sent back by the church warders who told her to wear a jacket or a scarf to cover her ''Unclad'' outfit.

The unhappy lady took to her page to narrate what happened, she wrote;

"Today that I decided to go to church. My look to church today in awada onitsha. The church warders sent me back. They refused me entering the church saying I should go and look for a jacket or a scarf to cover my shoulder. Shouting that I'm Unclad. I didn't even talk to them. I just jejely and happily carry my legs and go back. let me go and sleep biko. Nonsense and ingredients. Ndi over do."

http://allnews.uodoo.com/en-ng/detail/3253266621877555?uc_param_str=dn

Mujtahida:
Christian Babalawo

Superstition is in the ethnic unconscious mind of the people. Christianity has done nothing to take it away.

Every hill is a prayer mountain in Akure.

Ahahaaaha haaaha!!!!

Yoruba

kerry57:
He is not intelligent at all, you are. Don't type trash about people u know nothing at all. The same Olukoya that is not intelligent to u is a First Class graduate of university of Reading in molecular and cell biology

may be he should have focused on the molecular biology he went to school to study, because this one he is doing as a pastor, there is no intelligence there. Even a little child with common sense will notice it.
Perhaps, when it comes to religion, he deliberately pocket his brain and forget that he is professor and put on Yoruba traditional diabolism or witchcraft and juju obsession on his head .

Is that how a professor suppose to think?


People like him are the reason why African education (especially Nigerian education) is rated low world wide.

You went to reading and got first class yet you came to Africa to practice ritualism in religion.
Just looking for the right adjective to describe the kinda situation this man has found himself

Mujtahida:
They are very superstitious even as Christians. I know because I spent six years in Akure. Does mfm have a large following in the Christian parts of the North? I doubt cos Northern Christians are not superstitious. Once again I know cos I spent six years in zaria.

good observation bro! In general, Yoruba people are the most superstitious tribe in Nigeria if not in Africa.
I'm a Yoruba man!
D. K. olukoya is a Yoruba man like me, he knows superstition is part of us, and that is why his methods in religion are accepted .

Prayer this, prayer that
Deliverance this, deliverance that,
Witchcraft this, witchcraft that
Juju
Name it.

They have turn the name of Jesus to what they traditionally use to invoke rituals right inside church.

Its a pity

Chyxki:
You're intelligent and he's not!

That's why you're not a first class, but he is.

Also, his title "Dr." is for PhD, but where is yours?

common sense has nothing to do with academic achievements brother

HigherEd:
People that have no use in life would continue to talk senselessly. The Oyedepo you talk about has 23,000 people in his employment in Nigeria alone. Even when you write a good CV, cover letter blah blah blah you still need favour or connection to get a job in Nigeria. Now if you don't know no king or politician who else would you look up to for help? Yes God. Oyedepo and his church has done his own bit by teaching people on employability during workshops and seminars. He has now crowned it all by creating a church program dedicated to employment and this two gutter filled beings have nothing positive to say that throw insults like the latte-sipping idiots that they are.

do you hear yourself talking at all?

Miracle jobs!

If he is creating employment or organising job seminar, let him say so on his bill.
Rather than giving people the impression that miracles can be performed to get jobs

Batam:
You are so ignorant of your environment

is this all you can say?

eph12:
Tell me what they teach in the church that is making Nigerians have faulty morals. Give true life scenarios please.

It is believed in churches that because God can do miracles therefore he is always into miracles at all times. (therefore they keep singing, miracle working God.. )
I want to say that this is very wrong!
If God chooses not to perform any miracle again this modern day, no church can force him to continue doing so.
Many of us go to church today because of the miracles pastors have presented. But the truth is, God wanted us to be wondered by love this modern day and not miracles because love is far greater than any miracle we can ever think of. Intellectually or otherwise, love will always surpress miracles, fictions and diabolism.
And now, our pastors have used all manner of miracles to attract people to acquire undue wealth, they give people the impression that they can achieve anything through miracles including wealth, they begin to believe that wealth comes by chance or destiny so people don't want to work hard anymore.

So, billions of people prefer sitting in church to respond shouts of HALLELUJAH to some fake prophecies in order to mysteriously connect themselves to some miracles and claim an instant divine fortune, in the process, they miraculously use tithe for compulsory distortion of church members and miraculously become wealthy, acquire private jets and build schools that are not affordable to the poor.
(I'm not saying building school is bad, but if you must build schools, use your legitimate money to do so)

Things don't work that way!

Not working hard or laziness of the mind simply means abandoning love,It breeds false hope and fraudulent activities by extension.
Young Nigerians don't see anything wrong in YAHOO anymore. When maga pays its a miracle to them, they celebrate.
When poticians rigs election and win, it's a miracle to them.
People have lost their self moral values and dignity because they have been conditioned in their minds to believe so much in miracles and prayers, and juju and rituals.

What sort of education are you expecting from the church? To be a pilot or doctor?

non!
The kind of education expected from pastors, let them shield their beliefs of witchcraft existence. There is nothing like witchcraft tormenting people's destiny, we are all achitects of our individual successes and failures.
Let pastors teach church members the bible.
Let them start building intelligence on people, there is so much intelligence to learn from the bible especially from Jesus Christ.
My God!!!!
Nigerians are not seeing anything.

If you have ever travelled abroad nobody mention witchcraft, miracles, juju in churches.
All those things are not realistic.

Mountain of fire will be here in Africa teaching rubbish, adeboye go follow suit, oyedepo, all of them.

eph12:
You are very wrong. Our government is not as a result of the church.

where are Nigerians getting their faulty moral values if not from the churches and mosques? If the family was equipped enough to bring up children in the right way, why are they running to churches and mosques for their children to be thought?

No matter the teachings we receive in the church, an average African man thinks of himself first before any other person. No church will ask someone to steal, kill, lie, destroy others.

but church will encourage people to make money anyhow they want to, by distorting money from gullible church members to acquire private jets?
When did you hear that Jay Z did that to people?

There are millions of people who don't care about religion in this country but are ready to harm the next man to be successful.

that's very true, but there are few of them like that. As I'm talking to you, 95% of the Nigerian population are into one religion or the other, and almost all of them are corrupt people, including me.

There are those that kill others to sacrifice to some gods but I don't see how your non-pastor is talking about it.

the redemption of Nigeria does not lie in fetish diabolical people, it lies in the truth found in the bible, and the church owns the bible they are busy administering tradition to please people and make money, rather than justice

If pastors stop collecting tithes

they have the option of collecting donations, tithe is fraudulent. It was donations early christians collected to propagate the gospel.

today freeze will stop attacking them,

freeze will not stop attacking them like that until there are notable changes in the way Nigerians are taking their education forgranted. If pastors are serious they will focus on educating people rather than distorting from people.

because his grouse with them is the tithe

that is because tithing is fraudulent.

and not about every other thing they teach in the church.

every other things they preach that are right do not need criticism, but rather they need to be commended.

That is very myopic for even you that claims to be educated or intelligent.

johnnyvid:
I hope daddy freeze will not attack the G. O

this fictious olukoya pastor is not intelligent man at all.

He has already implicated himself, He is just passing wrong information to gullible Nigerians and Nigerians will never see this information as wrong that is his saving grace.
If he tries this in more educated and developed country his church is closed down immediately.

How can a man call himself man of God attritute the bloodshed in Nigeria to witchcraft when it is clearly the failures of the government to protect it people?

Should security agencies begin to search for witchcrafts?

I don't know how Nigerians are thinking o

bloodofthelamb:
A believer in Christ that commit sin is not a sinner, for being a sinner is more than an act.

you are very correct