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Neymar to PSG for 222 million euros?

This headline has been trending on Twitter.

Lol
He ain't leaving Barca

Numbers 3, 5 and 7 shocked me. Its so strange that wearing socks increases your chances of orgasm

As for number 5, I always thought it was the other way round. Who knew belly fat holds in the cum.

According to the online YouTube channel, BuzzFeedvideo, these are the ten weird sec facts you should know:

1. Joystick size and shoe size are not correlated - A study in 2002 concluded that stretched penile length and shoe size have no statistically significant correlation.

2. In a 2001 study, 80% of women and 98% of men admitted to fantasizing about having sex with someone other then their partner.

3. You're more likely to orgasm if you're wearing socks: In a 2005 sex study, 80% of couples who were given socks in their staged environment were able to achieve orgasm, whereas only 50% were able to without socks.

4. It's possible for couples to get stuck during sex. When a woman's pelvic floor contracts, it is possible for the penis to be one stuck and engorge more.

5. Heavier men have been found to experience premature ejaculation less than thin men. In a 2010 study, groups of leaner men were found to have suffered from premature ejaculation more than heavier men.

6. In rare instances, sex can temporarily wipe your memory. In 2011, a woman suffered temporary memory loss after sex called transient global amnesia.

7. According to a study that used data from 1938-1963, gay men have bigger joysticks than straight men.

8. According to data from the nationally representative General Social Survey, on average, 20-something year olds in the US have intercourse approximately 80 times annually.

9. An orgasm might be able to relieve congestion in adult men.

10. Going from having sex once monthly to weekly is estimated to make you feel as happy as earning an extra $50,000 a year.

Source: http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=YtYl1OMrbgY

Chelsea dodged a bullet in paying a whopping 88 million pounds for Higuain! Were Juve expecting a 100 million pound bid for him?

I'm cool with Batshuayi and/or Aguero leading the line; they'll give you plenty of movement upfront which torments so many center-backs.

This APC Youth Renaissance group are talking absolute nonsense.

Psquare are only kicking against the government's plan to ban the foreign production of Nigerian entertainment shows (music, movies); they are not advocating against the rise of other Nigerian starlets.

My gosh, some of these political organisations can be so dumb at times

Jlow2:
so dat chika ike will go and be competing with Beyonce and rihanna,she is d reason why otukpo-ugbokolo road is an eyesore, infact d small money meant for little patches dis year has been used to pay her tuition fee at Harvard recently, middle belt disappoint me on dis one.

Lol
Are these facts that you are spewing or network rumors?

Both the pedophilic 'uncle' and his sadistic wife should be investigated and charged with rape, and aiding and abetting respectively.

I thought I had learned everything about man's inhumanity to man; but this story is a whole new level of perfidity.

PotatoSalad:
I tell you bro. Sometimes I wonder, 'do they even think about old age?' Even the ladies that bleach too.
When they grow old, they be looking like roadkill

The bleaching stuff is the scariest part because that is permanent skin damage. As for those with silicon breasts, they can always ask a surgeon to remove it.

PotatoSalad:
It doesn't make any sense bro. I won't let my wife do that o. Instead we go die for that gym. imagine grabbing silicon in the name of boobs.
If you believe, you shall receive.

Me too, I won't pressure my girlfriend or wife to go under the knife just to get bigger boobs or butt.
Anyway, some of these women are talked into getting cosmetic surgery by their partners who see them as purely sexual objects. The mainstream media also promotes the plastic surgery craze which has made many LA surgeons rich.

PotatoSalad:
Nsowu umu nwaanyi. We ain't got no worries...
I've never seen any guy do Beard implants cos he doesn't have beards, or abs implants cos he doesn't have packs and abs. Who abs epp?
Most of these women who do surgeries after giving birth are just too lazy to hit the gym.
Babe, give yourself sometime, once you wean your baby, hit the gym and watch your diet. Dasall.
no need to spend thousands of dollars just to end up looking like a character from old Cartoon Network.

I've watched a series on E network about plastic surgery, and believe it or not, some Black women were patients of the doctors.

lilmax:
so she didn't drop a dime and she wants it referred "our house ".... Abeg guy go sleep.....

why you are trying to be a "save the women guy" and at the same time lacking common sense is what I don't get

Lol
No be "save the women" matter. As you said, na common sense.
Even if Linda Ikeji gets married and she and her spouse move into her Banana island mansion, I believe it should still be referred to as "their house" instead of Linda Ikeji's house.

After all, both the religious and traditionalist folks believe that when two people get married, they become one.

Samsung is really competing with Panasonic in terms of innovation. I bet that the "picture frame" tv would sell fast in the coming years.

I920:
https://s18.postimg.org/d50o6kibd/Screenflick_Movie_43.gif

world class miss

He was even offside sef

PaperLace:
Just as you noticed most women call it her husband's house, lots of Nigerian men also believe it's his house alone. The house belongs to the man, the kitchen (only) belongs to the woman

Such women are only acting out the norm, for some others _ it's reflex.

Make dem construct the kitchen separately from the rest of the house, just like the boys quarter

PaperLace:
It's the same way most Nigerian men call it my house, and threaten to throw women back to her father's house at the slightest misunderstanding. Women have finally realised (probably by experience) that it's the man's house _here in Nigeria. So, it's his house .

You don't want the house again, PDPguy?

Of course, I love my house. But I wouldn't mind if the house is called "our house". It won't make me less of a husband

Why do most (if not all) Nigerian women refer to the house where she and her husband live in as "my husband's house"?

Shouldn't it be referred to instead as "our house"? I thought both husband and wife become one when they tie the knot.

Even if it was the man who bought the house 100% with his own funds before getting married, there should be no fuss in referring to the couple's home as "our house".

Afam4eva:
The thing tire me oo...At least if they want to scam, they should remain in Nigeria where they can beat the system and even if caught, they can bribe their way out. I don't understand how someone can be a scammer in America with a yahoo email account and internet connection. Beats me.

Some people are naturally dumb sha.. as you said, there is no room for her to bribe any police officer here. I bet if she was caught in Naija, a N15,000 bribe to the DPO would have settled the case

lefulefu:
never heard a situation when somebody girlfriend dey come visit am den she go ask the guy for transport fare .except u hook up with a random babe for facebook or instagram and invite her over for d night.understand that many of these ladies who hook with random strange men for social media engage in internet prostitution .

You can say that again

The 4th pic got me rofl

farouk0403:
Ewww at number 7, how will someone kiss and lick clit. very irritating and disgusting.

puk

If she is my girlfriend/wife, I could do it. But not to a random woman

CastingCrowns:
really on point but nigerian men wont listen.

I'll take notes....

With the latest transfer news, it seems like most players no longer consider champions league football to be the number 1 determining factor when changing clubs.
Almost everyone is now moving for a fatter pay check. Or how else can you explain Lacazette's move to Arsenal, Bonucci's move to Milan, Kante's move to Chelsea (in July 2016)

Of course, she should reject the offer. It's almost insulting to her.

Ishilove:
Lmao! See this guy o.

What happened to your other moniker?

I just decided to end the CFC phase, and check out the reaction to some guy who impliedly supports the evil PDP

Ishilove:
Nope. He was actually a nice, young gentle man.

I may look like him..

Ishilove:
Someone I know here. You write like him.

Hmmm
Was he a notorious guy on this forum?

Ishilove:
CFCfan?

who is that?

pocohantas:
The truth is,some Nigerian girls don't see the average Nigerian guy as worth any stress. So, while dating...they will try to milk them as much as possible. Relationship here isn't what I am very proud of.

Instead of complaining of Nigerian girls, why don't you guys reflect on why you are wanted only for the dikc and money. Nigerian girls are not the only ones that feel that way about you guys. The problem is, most of you are stuck in your hood. So, you think you are hot cakes for some non superficial reasons.

I look forward to the day Nigerian guys would start marrying from other countries or continent in mass...but they won't. They still come back to these bad Nigerian women, the only women that can tolerate their inadequacies.

You get angry when girls ask if you can date without sex, but keep ranting how they can't date you without money. If relationship isn't about giving money, is it now about sex?

Till these Nigerian guys can tell me how they have influenced all the girls they dated positively, I will suggest you guys stop acting like you are any better. You are as useless as the girls you attract.
Dazzall...

Instead of milking a man that you don't have feelings for, just tell him point blank that you aren't interested in him. Even if he asks you a second or third time, repeat your answer.
There is no need stringing a guy along. If a lady truly loves a guy and vice versa, there should be no milking of anyone.

Ugosample:
The only people who are not properly dressed are the guys, because that is no way to dresss to a pool party.
But trust Nigerians with their mumu talk yabbing the ladies

gbosa to you

See enjoyment !

Nma27:
Are u not the op?

I copied the post from fb

Nma27:
Don't b dumb pls. These white ladies have d means, you can't b dating an undergraduate and expect her to pay for flight. I don't even know how some people reason

Of course, if the girl genuinely doesn't have the means to pay for her fare, nothing stops the guy from assisting her in that regard. For instance, if I live in Lagos and the girl I'm wooing lives in Enugu, and she is a 300L student at UNEC, I have no qualms paying her bus or air fare.

I guess the writer's ire is directed to working class ladies who have the means to pay their own transport fare.